My Charming Wife - C328

I’m done, I continue to sit and look outside. I’m very sleepy, but I don’t dare to sleep. That feeling is too f * cking painful. Just who did I offend? Even tigers can’t get along with me.

Slowly, the sky began to brighten, and I looked at the tiger again. It was still there, as if it had never left. When it saw me, it didn’t get excited. It just stared at me, staring at the prey in its eyes. Its eyes were so cruel, so red … It wanted to eat me, a very strong desire, as if I wanted to kill it.

I didn’t go back to the cave. I just sat on top of a big rock and stared into the tiger’s eyes. It’s boring, isn’t it? But what can I do!

After sitting for an unknown amount of time, suddenly, Ling Qian’s voice came from behind him: “Are you planning to become friends with it? Let it let you go? ”

I turned my head to look at her and said, “Right, but he was unwilling. He agreed to a small request from me. I’ll eat you first …”

Ling Qian sat by my side, but just as she sat down, she stood up again. Because I wasn’t wearing any pants, she looked at my crotch, her expression extremely bashful and cute, and said with a depressed tone: “Can’t you just wear your pants back?”

I said, “My pants aren’t dry, I’m not letting you see …”

“I’m not blind.”

“How about you let me see as well, we’re even now …”

“Scram.”

As the prey became two, the tiger became excited and began to circle around under the big rock. He was even trying to climb up, but he could only climb up halfway. There was a small stage at the sloping spot, he could stand up, so Ling Qian and I could climb up it. If he could stand up straight, Ling Qian and I would probably not have any bones left. But now, I don’t know how long our bones will belong to me.

Ling Qian said: “It’s too scary, let’s go back and eat.”

“You’re in a good mood, yet you’re still eating?” I looked around. “Think about it. Tell me your opinion. How do you want to go?”

“Go down and fight with the tiger, you can leave if you win.”

I’m speechless, I’m serious with her, and she’s not in the same boat as me. It’s not like I’m Wu Song, okay? Even Wu Song had to drink alcohol to strengthen his courage. What in the world would I drink? Do I drink milk? Drinking milk didn’t only increase one’s courage, but also made by some companies. If one drank too much of their milk, they would die. It was produced by a country without a conscience, so what about supervision? Furthermore, I don’t have a weapon in my hands, so even if I had one, I still wouldn’t be able to defeat it.

In any case, this time he was going to be finished. The only thing he could do was be patient.

Another method was to climb up the cliff behind him. It was a hundred meters tall and completely bare. With only rattan vines around, how could he climb up? If he fell down, he would probably die even more miserably.

Seeing that I didn’t say anything, Ling Qian asked, “How was it? Go? If you don’t want to go, then go eat something! We can only compare our patience. From now on, don’t look at it anymore, don’t make a sound, it’s hungry, thirsty, it knows how to leave. At the very least, it will leave for a while, and we will take this opportunity to escape … ”

“Is that okay?” I asked.

“Do you have a better way? If not, that’s the only way. ”

I really didn’t. “Then let’s do it this way!”

As long as it is willing to leave for a while, I can go down and find the locator to activate it. Once Chen Jun receives it, he will come to save me.

Returning back to the cave, I put on my pants and ate breakfast with Ling Qian.

When I finished eating and smoked a cigarette, I was really sleepy. When Ling Qian realized this, she said, “Why don’t you sleep for a while?

I said, “Are you sure you’re all right? “He won’t run around?”

“Unless I want to be eaten by a tiger.”

“Alright then. Remember, if you need anything, just call me.”

Ling Qian and I changed our seats and leaned against each other. We were really too tired and so we quickly fell asleep. I knew that I had had a lot of dreams, and that my dreams were extremely messy. In the end, I was still scared awake, because in the end, I dreamt that the tiger would pounce on Ling Qian and tear her into two.

“What’s wrong? Did you have a nightmare? ” Ling Qian asked.

I said, “It’s fine.”

“It’s already three-thirty in the afternoon. The tiger hasn’t left yet and has been making noises the entire time …”

I was disappointed. “Is it going or not?”

Ling Qian shook her head: “I don’t know, I can only wait, I’ll continue waiting …”

I was speechless, because what she said was the truth. I heard her voice, wuu, although very small, but I was sure that it was the tiger that made the noise. The weather was fine outside then, a little sunny, though not much.

“Are you hungry?” Ling Qian pointed to the bag of bread at the corner, “It’s still bread, we’ll leave it there. After we leave, I’ll treat you to a big meal.”

I snappily replied, “We’ll calculate it after we get out. Right now, we’re having a feast for that beast outside ….”

Ling Qian said: “Don’t be so pessimistic, things are unpredictable.

I looked at her and thought for a moment. Was it because she was so calm? She had a spare battery and didn’t tell me? Or did she have any good way of leaving? Thinking about it, I asked: “Ling Qian, tell me honestly, do you have any good way to leave?”

Ling Qian very straightforwardly shook her head. She wasn’t afraid that I would be disappointed, was she planning to lie to me and die?

I said, “If not, why are you in such a good mood?”

Ling Qian smiled: “If we were to die here, dying crying and laughing, what’s the difference? Why did he have to suffer so much? And, didn’t I have you? Think of a way is also you think, trouble is also your trouble, I rely on you, should eat, should sleep. “If, in the end, I really can’t escape, I accept my fate. It was I who chose to come here, I don’t regret it …”

“What you said sounds good. You brought me here …”

“Then… I can only apologize. Who told you to be such an idiot?

“Do you believe that I’ll throw you down to feed the tiger?”

“You won’t.”

I really don’t, so I can’t be bothered with her.

I stood up, moved, let the blood flow, and smoked a cigarette before I began to eat. It’s bread again. Sigh, I can’t feel anything from eating so it’s hard to swallow.

After eating the bread, she stared at Ling Qian until it was almost dark. She took out her camera and took a few pictures of me before handing it to me and said, “Look at your cat looks. You have to be positive or else we’ll be done for …”

I took it and turned it over.

F * ck, she took a lot of pictures, especially after I fell asleep. That ugly, that worry, my sleeping posture, my expression, it was indeed very unenthusiastic. I frowned. No matter how I looked at it, I wanted to give myself a beating.

When I was done, I handed the camera back to her and said, “You’re bored.”

Ling Qian waved her middle finger and said, “I’m not bored, if we were to be eaten by tigers, this would be the final record of our lives. It’s a pity that it doesn’t have a recording function, otherwise we would be able to say our last words, haha …”

“Why do I feel like you’re so happy without a care?”

Ling Qian couldn’t laugh anymore as she turned her face away from me. After a long while, she muttered in a low voice, “I just don’t want you to worry too much.”

And she had good intentions? I was even more speechless, but after thinking about it for a bit, it seemed like there really was such a possibility, so I stopped talking.

It was dark now, and we were chatting about TV shows and movies until around ten in the night. When I heard the gurgling sounds coming from Ling Qian’s stomach, I changed the topic and said, “There’s still some bread left. Eat it and sleep.

“I won’t eat it, I’ll keep it for tomorrow,” Ling Qian said after hesitating for a moment, “Actually, I just plan to stay here for the whole day, and then continue my walk. After climbing a few hills, we’ll go to a famous tourist town called Wu Mu Town.

“How old are you? “To the amusement park.” I was going crazy, but I finally understood why she brought so little food with her. She didn’t intend to camp out for a few days, so she lied to me. How can I be so cheap?

“Who’s going to the playground? I want to go to the haunted house. Where’s the biggest ghost house? When I was young, I went there before, but it was so scary. I want to go there again, it scared you to death …”

“Am I that timid?”

“We’ll know when we get there.”

“Let’s not talk about this anymore. Eat and sleep. Tomorrow, even if that beast is still here, we must think of a way to leave. Otherwise, we will just be waiting for death!”

Ling Qian hummed and took a piece of bread to eat. She always closed her eyes to swallow, and her eyes were also closed to drink the milk. There was only one bottle left. When she was done eating, she leaned back and closed her eyes, but tonight she was clearly not in as good a state as she had been last night and would soon fall asleep. It wasn’t easy for her to fall asleep, but she kept on talking in her sleep about me. I didn’t know what dreams she was having, but she kept on talking about it anyway, telling me not to leave, not to leave her behind …

When had the strong her ever said something like that? Only in the dream, at least in the dream she is fragile, fragile to the point that I want to protect her deeply.

Ling Qian spent the entire night in that kind of sleep talk, until dawn broke and I fell asleep. In the end, she was the one who woke me up and patted me hard, scaring me out of my wits.

I asked, “What about that animal? Have you left? ”

Ling Qian shook her head and said with a regretful tone of voice, “No, we are really doomed …”

I stood up, a little dizzy, my feet a little numb, and slept against it. It was so painful, so much worse than a cell. After a minute of not moving and feeling better, I slowly walked out, crawled on the rock, and looked back. That damned beast is really still here. I don’t know how to feel inside, but after staying here for one day and two nights, doesn’t it feel tired?

Maybe it was too tired. It just lay there, not moving at all.

I quietly retreated back, Ling Qian gave the last piece of bread to me and said: “Eat it, after you finish eating, think of a way.”

I shook my head. “You go ahead and eat. I’m not hungry.”

I want to let her eat it. If she eats it, she should have the strength to run, right?

“Then drink the milk. There’s still half of it.”

“No, I’m not thirsty. I smoke.” I took out my cigarette. There was one last cigarette, maybe the last one in my life.

Ling Qian was probably really hungry. After eating the bread and drinking the milk, after I finished smoking the last cigarette, she said, “Alright, let’s talk about how to leave this place.”