My Family Is Very Odd? - Chapter 1

There was a cat-like crying on the road opposite the villa, accompanied by intermittent crying and hiccups, noisy and pathetic.

I don’t know who discarded it, lying alone in the swaddle, closed eyes babbling and crying, tears on his little face.

This area is a well-known remote area, and there are no buildings nearby except for a single-family villa. The villa is an old house with a wide front courtyard and a backyard overgrown with weeds. The door has been rusted, and there is a gloomy ghost everywhere.

Legend has it that the backyard of this villa was once a cemetery, and dozens of sleeping bodies were buried under the overgrown weeds. Therefore, this is also a famous haunted villa. Usually, no one comes here during the day or night, and no one knows that a little baby has been abandoned here.

A figure slowly floated out of the yard, looking like a young man, he went straight through the iron gate and floated in front of the baby. He looked at this little soft human child as if he saw a new toy, and shouted, “Come and see! Here is a baby!”

He discovered for the first time that ‘soft’ can be felt by just looking at it.

He looked at the baby with his black eyes open, and wondered if she had no bones. He wanted to see it. If he cut it open, can he see it?

At this time, two ghost images floated in the yard, one was a woman with long hair and gloomy face, and the other was a strong man with big muscles.

The female ghost looked at the baby sullenly, and said coldly, “Is it the little thing that makes me unable to sleep?”

The sturdy man was full of affection, “It’s pretty cute, I’ve always wanted a baby!” As he said, he put his hands in front of him, and then opened his baby with a wow, but the baby seemed to cry harder.

The young man grunted and rolled his eyes and said, “No one has been in the house for a long time, shall we ask everyone to come and play together?”

“What’s fun!” The female ghost said with a bad temper, and she pointed her finger at the ghost man who was teasing the baby, mocking, “Look at this silly ghost!”

The young man turned his head and saw the silly ghost teasing a baby. It really can’t be regarded as teasing a baby. The most human beings teasing babies is to make funny faces. He teasing babies is a real grimacing face. Meat, even the ghost is disgusted.

Youth: “…” No wonder the decibels of babies cry suddenly so high.

Female ghost: “Look at you, this baby is crying all day long, crying even if she is afraid of it, what’s so fun? And what does she know when she is so small? No fun or no fun! I want to sleep!”

The young man thought for a while and came up with another idea, “Why don’t we raise her up, and then play again?”

The female ghost agreed, “It’s okay, so I don’t have to wait for a while to play and become a ghost and stay in this house. Should I die?”

The strong male ghost was full of distress, “Oh, queen, queen, why does she always cry? It’s so pitiful.”

The female ghost slapped him impatiently and slapped him away, “You weren’t scared yet!”

The strong man was shot away from the baby. The baby’s crying sound was not so miserable, but he was still crying.

The youth tilted his head: “Why is she still crying? Is she hungry?”

The female ghost’s grumpy expression was slightly taken aback, “Hungry?”

The young man asked: “What should human babies eat?”

The three long-dead ghosts looked at each other: “…”

After thinking about it, the female ghost said solemnly: “Can candles?”

youth:”……”

Strong ghost: “…”

Doesn’t seem to work well?

The three of them transported the baby to the ghost house, and a few ghosts looked at the baby curiously and circled. At this time, the baby had been crying for several hours, crying tired, and fell asleep biting his fingers.

A ghost woman said lovingly, “Oh, it’s so cute.

The sturdy ghost man immediately agreed: “Yes, yes, so cute.”

The female ghost snorted and said in a low voice, “You won’t think she is cute when you wake up! Think of a way to make her not cry when she wakes up!”

The ghost woman said, “The child is best satisfied, give her something to eat, play with her, and she won’t cry.”

Female ghost: “Yes, that’s it. What did human children eat when they were young?” The female ghost felt that she had the answer in her mind, and she just said it, but she couldn’t always think of the word.

The strong ghost stared straight at the female ghost’s chest, as if the small light bulb on the top of her head was suddenly lit, and suddenly said, “Milk?”

‘Snapped’!

The strong ghost was shot flying again.

He bumped into a pile of things, the baby in his sleep twitched when he heard the sound, but Xu was very tired and still did not get up. She frowned, her soft little face was pursed, and she slept soundly.

It scared the young man’s eyebrows.

The hag sighed: “Oh, it’s so cute.

The female ghost’s blue veins collapsed, her eyebrows trembled, and she gritted her teeth every word, “You are a ghost, if you don’t speak through your brain, you will die again!”

The strong ghost groaned/groaned, “Yes, I’m sorry…”

At this time, Grandpa Ghost, who had been silent on the side, suddenly said, “Milk powder.”

The little light bulb on the female ghost’s head also lit up, and she clenched her fist to hammer her palm, “Yes, yes, milk powder! I just want to say this!”

At this time, the strong ghost started crying again, “You can’t get milk powder, you can’t get milk powder! Babies who drink milk powder grow bigger and get fatter! I think my mom gave me too much milk powder when I was a kid to get so fat!” ”

The female ghost rolled her eyes, “I care about her!”

After the female ghost said, she floated out of the ghost house to find food for the baby.

The ghosts in the ghost house are not earth-bound spirits, and they can enter and leave the ghost house at will. The reason why they gather in this house is because there is a cemetery behind this house, which is more yin and more suitable for ghosts to lead a retirement life.

Thirty minutes later, the female ghost floated in with a milk bottle that had been soaked in milk.

The female ghost put the warm milk bottle next to the baby. She seemed to smell it. Although she was still asleep, she moved her nose one after another, opened her small mouth, bit the pacifier and started drinking.

The female ghost sneered, “Oh, ghost spirit.”

The strong ghost is still muttering: “You can’t get milk powder, you can’t get milk powder.”

Granny Hag: “Oh, it’s so cute.”

Seeing the baby bottle bottoming out, the young man asked worriedly, “Have you only brought one bottle? What if the baby wakes up and becomes hungry?”

The female ghost said: “I also took a bag of milk powder, not afraid that she can’t drink enough.”

The young man nodded, then stopped suddenly, and asked, “Do you know how to make milk powder?”

The smug expression of the female ghost paused, and she looked at the youth in silence, “…”

youth:”……”

The two looked at each other.

The female ghost said that she didn’t want to care about this, and went back to sleep with a cold face.

It’s just that I haven’t slept for long, and there is another crying baby from downstairs. The female ghost is so annoyed that she yells, “What is the noise! ​​Noisy!”

As a result, he lowered his head and looked downstairs. Downstairs was a chaos that scared ghosts.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

“Didn’t she just finish her milk? Why is she wet underneath?”

“Oh, it’s so cute.”

“Cute shit! Did she pee her pants?”

“What should I do? Why is she crying again, is she hungry, am I going to get her some milk?”

“Naughty shit! Didn’t you see her urinate???? What should I do if she urinates!”

“Diapers.”

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” The demon baby cried at the live performance.

The female ghost stared blankly and floated out of the ghost house like losing her soul, and said, “I’ll go out and see how humans make milk powder.”

Upon seeing this, the young man yelled: “Bring some diapers back by the way!”

The female ghost nodded instinctively, and left the ghost house ruled by the devil baby as if to escape.

night.

A windless, automatic stroller appeared on the gloomy road, and no one pushed him slowly on the road. The old street lights on the roadside flickered, and the broken light spilled into the baby’s items such as milk powder, diapers, and baby clothes in the stroller.

There are several big bags hanging beside the stroller.

The stroller slowly pushed to the door of the ghost house, suddenly flew up, jumped over the door and floated in.

The young man’s eyes were darker and darker, and the two eyeholes were filled with despair, “You are finally back!”

The female ghost walked in pushing the stroller, and the group was in a hurry, finally tidying up the baby, and even helping the baby change to a more comfortable nest.

But the young people and the female ghosts are all good-tempered ghosts in the ghost house. They are all irritable to death by the devil babies.

It’s just that after experiencing this kind of torture, the young man was even more unwilling to kill the baby like this. The baby didn’t understand anything. Why did he die easily after tossing himself for a while? He wanted her to know what it means to be afraid before She tortured to death a little bit. Tell her to dare to **** him like this!

After he died, no one had ever dared to **** him like this!

The female ghost was worried that after the baby died, he would accidentally become a ghost. What can I do if I keep making trouble in the ghost house every day? That’s endless things! She doesn’t want it! This really made her die!

So both of them secretly poked and determined to wait for the baby to grow up.

The female ghost looked at the contented baby viciously, and snorted, “When you grow up, you will know that you are dead! Humph!”

The female ghost snorted again, very small.

The young man nodded in agreement. When you grow up, you’ll know, **** kid!

But at this time, the very contented and energetic baby gave them a very bright and soft smile.

The babies even wanted to hold their hands and play with them, but every time they held them empty, they also had a cold war with their bodies shaking.

This is natural, they are ghosts, and it is impossible for creatures to touch ghosts. Only the dead can touch them.

But the little baby still opened his little palm, moving around, smiling brilliantly at them.

The female ghost and the young man looked at this vigorous, soft little thing, their expressions became complicated.

At this time, after so long tossing, the sky was also bright outside.

The haunted house is backlit, and there are thick curtains on each side of the window, so the sun cannot get in.

But in such a deserted and deserted house, for the first time there was a crisp laughter.

The author has something to say:

The black box of Miss Ghost:

The sun came in.

(The full text is fictitious, just want to write a warm fairy tale, what a mess)