My Kaiju Chicken Vs Systems - Chapter 5

“Good luck taming the genderless chicken or ċȯċk or whatever it is.”

The blonde kenpu booger man returned to his feet after kicking Lem on the buŧŧ and left lazily. He is back outside together with failures like Lem.

“What the-.”

Lem could only curse in his mind, the booger man kicks him on his buŧŧ and he was splattered on the ground after that.

It feels like it’s better than being grabbed by the neck, rather than being kick on the buŧŧ.

He was about to lift his arm and form it into a fist and make it like a little gesture to the western kung fu guy that is always taking out his booger, that he would beat him up but….

Soon he realizes he is just a slave. The booger man may not be the main master, but he sure is higher ranking than him.

So he stopped.

“It’s not worth it.”

“Sigh, I wish I can escape this st*PID enslavement.” Then Lem entered the futuristic laboratory full of dangerous beings.

“Ugh! They are so ugly.”

Lem is still disgusted with birds, especially these unknown winged ones which are gross.

Some of them look like literal male genitals with wings, some are slime with buŧŧerfly wings, an eagle with a face of an old man, and a lot more ugly flying creatures he didn’t want to ȧssociate with.

He truly hated them, even when he was young or whatever. It feels like it was in his blood to be against them!

He entered deeper where the so-called genderless chicken is.

There’s a lot of crazy flying monsters. Their eyes are all red, looking at him like they hate his very being. Lem wouldn’t let it, he had enough of humiliation on this day or this life so he fiercely looks back!

Uruwaakk!!!

Flap! Flap!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

All of them are banging the glass-like things that were containing them fiercely. He can feel that they hate him too and wanted to kill him just by the animosity and killing intent they are displaying!

Lem was dumbfounded, he is just joking!

‘Plus, why do you guys have to be angry with me! I did nothing to you!’ He could only curse. He accepted it is in his blood to be hated by birds.

On the outside, the booger man is still prickling his nose full of boogers. Look at Lem with unbelievable what the f*CK expression.

A moment later, the booger man settled down. ‘Must have been on his blood.’ The booger man thought so…

To the booger man, Lem is no fun to watch because he is only going to tame a genderless, voracious chicken.

…

Lem tiptoe like a ninja or like a kid sneaking at night to avoid making noises. ‘It seems like these ugly birds are truly against me.’ But he didn’t want to provoke them anymore, so he plans on staying silent.

Flap! Flap!

He saw a hideous flying beast.

Jomel thought of this as the “California flying condor. Ahh! so disgusting.” [Such a sėnsɨtɨvė and a pussƴ brat] He knew what it looks like. It was one of the ugliest birds he hated.

This one acts like he is graceful when it is gliding high earlier. What truly annoyed him is that it looks like it is acting cute! It tiptoes closer to him. Fortunately, it is contained inside.

Up close, the bird is very unhygienic. Its bald and wrinkled head is probably an adaptation for its lifestyle as a scavenger since a feathered head would become clotted with blood while the bird feeds on large carrion and ticks!

He imagined himself being a tamer looking down from the mountain range with a big ugly bastard like this acting cute on his shoulder.

‘This is a disaster! A nightmare!’ Lem shakes his head to prevent himself from thinking further.

He is just torturing himself.

Suddenly, the bald condor tiptoes close to him! It didn’t even care at the expression of Lem.

Suddenly…

When he is in a state of panic because of this wrinkled condor or vulture, or whatever it is, his past is slowly coming back to him.

The memories of his past life that he thought he forgot.

…

Flashback…

On one day kinder garden, Lem is still young and full of snot.

“Date me my Delilah! I love you!” His hands have flowers on them, giving them to a faceless but cute shape face girl, her hair is slightly brown and blonde like a doll and a little curly. His first love, and a childhood sweetheart!

Suddenly…

Chuk! Plop!

“Kyaaahhh!!!” the little girl screamed out loud and run away because of it!

“Wait!!” Lem was ignored and was left alone. After that, he never saw that little cute girl ever again!

Breaking his tiny little heart for the very first time!

Elementary, Lem became a little taller!

On a sunny, beautiful day in a flower field…

“Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Lem is dancing with an exquisite girl with a small waist, a pretty face, and a big bang. She dances along with their youthful laughter that is like a melody in one’s ear.

All of the sudden.

They are tripped by a little stone.

They both fell to the ground still laughing, enjoying one of the beauties of life. Love, a young love…

They are still smiling with each other, but Lem slowly lifted his hand to touch her chin, then…

Plop

The lady was surprised, suddenly she trembled and… “Kyyaaaaaaa!!!!” She pushed Lem so hard enough for him to be moved to the side.

Then she runs away!

He looks at his hand after being dumbfounded about what happened, then he noticed that his hand was full of chicken and bird poop!

Then, after that, he came over to the pretty lady’s house but was rejected saying that they are leaving the town forever.

Just like that, Lem’s second love story ended.

Highschool, Lem became a little mȧturė.

His smile this time can melt every young girl’s heart. He is on a prom night, waiting for his date.

The beautiful daughter of their city mayor…

“I’m glad you came.” Said the beautiful daughter of the city mayor.

Lem just smiled and replied, “I’ll do anything for a little flower.” with a wink.

She giggled then whispered, “Let’s go outside.”

He answered it with yes.

Now outside…

They were in the beautiful little pond and spent their time together as lovers do.

Lem had an intoxicated smile on his face as he looks at her. The lady is still giggling suddenly said…

“I want you to meet some-”

Kaschak!

Lem was attacked by a gigantic goose. Ultimately, the beautiful lady didn’t know that goose is like dogs. They will attack anyone that is not their owner.

Lem didn’t have any experience in fighting or defending himself at that time, thus… he was beaten black and blue by a white karate birdoppo [No name mention kek.]

After that incident, Lem refuses to get out of their house. He even refused to see the beautiful daughter of the mayor, who was begging for forgiveness.

Just like that, his third love story just ended with a bang in every inch of his body.

Finally, college!

He was jumping constantly due to the happiness he was feeling because he won! He won in the lotto.

He won a hundred million dollars, enough to change his life for the better.

He checked his ticket once again, imagining himself surrounded by beautiful hookers with…

He took a deep breath, “Hmmmmmmffff!” then he exhaled, “Ahhhhh… what a wonderful life…” His face is goofy because of happiness but…

Blok! Blok! Blok!!

A fat brown chicken suddenly jumped out of nowhere. It was in a panic like someone is chasing it, so it rushed forward to him.

Lem didn’t know what to do, so the brown chicken crashed into him. A little while after that, the chicken run away at full speed.

Lem couldn’t help but be dumbfounded.

Then he suddenly remembered something, checking his arms. The lotto ticket is now gone!

An adrenaline rush suddenly help him got up easily as he chased the fat brown chicken! But an hour later, he still couldn’t find it. Making him feel depressed and formed a deep hatred for birds or any flying creatures, especially chickens.

From that day onward, he started hating them, even to games. He hated characters or heroes with wings.

He hated them with a passion…

Lem was supposed to forget all of that thing, but he realized that even here, the birds are against him.

He died mid-air during a plane crash, get to be enslaved, and had no choice but to tame bird creatures!

“Sigh, my life is important than my hatred and those unlucky fortunes from these birds.”

He walked slowly, and soon… He passed through quietly to these unknown bird creatures to his target monster’s container.

He decided that to stop hating these birds or they might give him another bad luck.