My Life Jumping Worlds First Incarnation - Chapter 38 Blow It The Fuck Up Saved By Mr. Hokage.

(3rd Hokage Sarutobi POV)

I woke up this morning thinking it would be normal. Oh, boy was I wrong, Not half-way through the day, When I hear a booming voice, I feel like the one using it could shatter the world.

“I am God Emperor William Winds of the Violent Winds and Rain, Here with my wife of equal Standing and power, I have decided to take a vacation on your planet, I am disappointed by its hospitality! If I don’t see a person with real decision-making power I will blow the Planet The fuck up!”

My face pales and I immediately flash away.

(William Winds POV)

I immediately get attacked, no questions asked no papers, please. no nothing. cute, I’m not wasting my time with this world if it’s full of assholes who can’t even form a proper conversation. channeling my inner Lord Beerus and my acting skill, I shout

“I am God Emperor William Winds of the Violent Winds and Rain, Here with my wife of equal Standing and power, I have decided to take a vacation on your planet, I am disappointed by its hospitality! If I don’t see a person with real decision-making power I will blow the Planet The fuck up!” Literally 2 seconds later I see A man wearing a Hat that says “Hokage.” I analyze him for shits and giggles.

Hiruzen Sarutobi

Soul Tier 3.7

Unknown energy: cannot quantify, 98% chance of chakra.

STR 706

END 805

AGI 1200

VIT 506

LCK 10

WILL 1000

I Nod and say “Good, Now, Let’s speak. The second I land here there 1 Person threw this at me. ”

I glare at a gray-skinned idiot wearing Green and black combat jacket

“now, If I was an ordinary mortal, this would pierce my heart and such. But I am not an ordinary mortal I do not want compensation, I simply wish for a place to stay and Not to be disturbed, If you grant me these simple wants, and your citizens aren’t evil, or stupid, or perverted or money-grubbing assholes who try to make us sign something no matter how many times we decline.”

I take a deep breath, “I will protect you and yours, Not destroy the planet, and if your citizens surprise me with good character, I will be more than willing to do more than just ‘not destroy the planet’.”

He nods and looks at the grey-skinned idiot and says “I will talk to YOU later about threat assessment, among other things Orochimaru.” In a reproachful tone.

the Hokage leads the beings with seemingly more chakra than the world could possibly contain each, towards the village.