My Life Jumping Worlds First Incarnation - Chapter 50 More Gullible Than We Thought. A Kind Noblewoman? Pick Your Poison And Put On A Play

Tatsumi asks as we walk towards the capital, as he literally carries his money reward for killing the danger-beast in his hand like an idiot. “what are elves from the eastern continent doing around here?” we both touch our ears and notice they’re pointed now, this bloodline is weird. I respond covering with a half-truth, “Our son died, there’s nothing left for us there anymore.”

Rem nods as she lets me do the talking until of course, The idiot asks “So how old are you, Ms. Rem the beautiful elf.”

I ask, “Really? Flirting with another man’s wife?” as rem gives him a sharp look.

He responds, “No no no! I just heard that elves live an inordinately long time, I’m just curious!”

I say, “Nice save dumbass,” as rem now looks hostile to him and uses our bloodline connection to communicate with me “Why are we protecting this idiot?”

After 30 minutes of communicating with rem via bloodline connection, I say, “144.” He asks, “what?” as we near the capital, “You asked our ages 30 minutes ago. we are both 144.” He nods. as we queue up at the line which is actually really freaking short. we soon enter at a fee of a silver coin each. good thing I made plenty of gold and silver in Naruto world and put them in my new storage. the guy looks like he ripped us off but I give no shits, I didn’t make any copper coins anyway. He goes to a pub as we look for an inn when we find one and return, He has lost all his money to a blonde woman who tricked him into thinking he was going to become an officer if he did.

I don’t even know where to start with this kid. I’m gonna let him experience this night on the street, But before we can part, some noblewoman invites us onto her carriage. Red flags everywhere as it doesn’t seem like we’re allowed to say no.

Oblivious as always instead of looking scared, he smiles at the girl and looks at her like she’s doing him a favor, not wanting to make a scene we play the dumb country bumpkin act too and go in with him.

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(Rem POV.)

The vicious girl sits us down and hands the three of us tea, only one of them isn’t poisoned and it’s Tatsumi’s of course. I’ve had enough, I smile and nod to William, he’s good at bullshitting as god-emperors, I wink at him and use bloodline communication to ask him, ‘how good is your acting ability?’ He smiles.

(William POV)

I respond to rem, ‘Let’s put on a play full of bullshit and half truth’s’ I stand and grin Before I die to your wonderful poison I’m going to tell you a good story about a princess and a royal guard of the elven kingdom, I’ll play, the royal guard and my darling wife will be the wonderful princess,

The noblewoman responds, “I’ll allow it, I do love a good play, but don’t think you’ll survive just by being the jester.”

I say, “There once was a man who was forbidden to love, His target the royal princess, one night he found out she loves him too!”

Rem smiled and stood, “The royal princess, cooped up and lonely invited him to her chambers, the king didn’t like this however and murdered her maid who was really her sister!”

I looked at her sadly and continued. “In a rage, the royal guard, decided to kill the king, the Princess agreed, Herself in tears, together they killed him! They ran and ran and when they felt safe, they had a son, and lived happily for 16 years! but however the stories not over, for this is a tragedy!”

Rem continued, the wording now in the First person “Soon we heared the blood of the gods could make them immortal we thought we found it! but it was a trap! our son and his soon to be wed wife, A normal village girl, were murdered in front of us, they said ‘I heard these were precious to you as they tossed us their heads’

with rage in my eyes, I said “Now, surrounded and cornered what did you think we did to survive?” as I summoned Dracula, and rem created her morningstar out of Magic.

Rem shouted, “We killed our way out!”

We both hear

*acting has evolved to become performance level 1* and we charge.