My Love Comedy Is A Harem - Chapter 1 Reincarnated

“Sigh~ it’s so good to finally leave the pain of sickness behind, finally I can rest but…I didn’t live much ” this voice came from a ball of light in the darkness, this ball is the soul of a young boy who was fighting cancer all his life. he dies at the age of 25 years old, never left the hospital, all his entertainment came from books, manga, anime and movies. but today in his sleep he died, he was somehow thankful that he died without pain of the cancer

“Hmm! young man ” a voice was heard in the darkness making the soul pay attention

” Are you perhaps god ? ” asked the soul

” Boy, your life book is so clean, no bad actions only good actions… as a reward you have the right of reincarnation with two wishes ” said the voice

” Eh!! reincarnation!! for real ” the soul was so excited, it never imagined in his life he will get to experience a second life

” yes, just choose any world and how do you want to be born but it won’t be counted as wish ” said the voice

” Then I want to reincarnate in the world of “My teen romantic comedy ” ” said the soul with obvious excitement

” Huh!? no fantasy world??” the voice sounded surprised as it always had people asking to be sent to Naruto of one piece world, this is the first time someone asked for a modern world

“Yes and I want to be reincarnated as hikigaya hachiman but with a more handsome face as to not be mocked for it ”

” OK, now for the wishes ” said the mysterious voice

“1) I want you to change the world to be a world where harem is so normal, and I want to have long life Span with my loved ones 2) I want to have the healthiest body in the world ” said the soul as he stated His wishes with some serious tone, especially in his 2nd wish, he doesn’t want to experience another deadly sickness

” Sigh~ why does everyone want to be immortal these days… OK, just go ” said the voice with commanding tone making the soul disappear from this place to the world it chooses.

after the soul left, the voice made another deep sigh~ and said ” lately I have been giving people wishes like lollipop… when are the sinners gonna come, I want to torture somebody ”

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Tokyo. the distention of many people’s dreams, and in this city at the Sakura’s hospital a women is giving birth, she is hataki haru, she is struggling to give birth to her child with the help of the doctor and nurses. After a few minutes the cries of a baby filled the room and reached outside notifying the people outside of their new family member

“Congratulations madam hataki, it’s a boy ” said the doctor while giving her her son after cleaning him to see him

“Oh! so beautiful ” said the Haru before fainting

her husband who just entered to check on her was shocked seeing his wife fainted thinking something wrong happened ” Haru!! ” screamed the man

“Calm down sir, she is just exhausted ” said the doctor

” Don’t worry Honey she will wake up soon but for now look at the cute little thing over there ” said another women who was behind the husband, she is his 2nd wife after haru. Lina.

the husband went to the doctor and took his son in his Arms and said ” welcome, Hachiman ” said the husband along with Lina.

Unknown to them the little hachiman did hear them as he thought ” I am here father ”

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It’s been 5 years since then, Hachiman is. 5 years old now, he is playing with his little sister Komachi who is 3 years now, she was born after him by 2 years from Luna, the second wife of his father

” Wait!!! Komachi, don’t eat that ” said hachiman as he hurried to take the little toy from komachi’s little mouth

Hachiman until now was still believing that he was in some kind of dream, he never thought he would really be reborn

he was kinda happy as he is in the body of his favorite character of all time ” The cool looner ” Hachiman, he was also excited he would meet the girls he always liked in this world. be was dissatisfied when Hachiman stayed with no girlfriend all his school years even tho he was so cool.

Deciding to change that fate, he wanted to stay true to his favorite character Action and way ” be a cool looner ” but this time with girls around him.

hachiman had planned his life a little.

1) have a good body shape

2) get some money and leave this house as his father and mothers are annoying at the night time ( Seriously! close the door )

3 ) get the Wifus and live a long life

Hachiman started training at young age, and he started writing all the famous works he read in his past life to get some money, he thought ‘ I will write them all now, so when I am old enough I won’t waste time writing ‘

Hachiman life now is kind of boring as he isn’t allowed to leave the house and he still doesn’t have friend so all he can do is keep playing with his stepsister who is a naughty little kid

” Onii-chan, letsh bath togetha ” (kids voice ) said komatchi as she was pulling Hachiman to the bathroom

” Stop it Komachi, why do you want to bath together, go ask mother ” said Hachiman as he didn’t like going into the. bathroom with a kid, he will just end up being a servant to her, washing her body for her to leave him in the bathroom alone

” Ara Ara, you too are getting closer ” said Lina as she was supporting her head with her hand in the table ” Don’t do bad stuff OK ” she winked at hachiman and said

‘hachiman understood her meaning and thought ‘ If you are afraid of that, then don’t let us be together ‘ but he let that to himself as this mother of his is scary when angry

Due to constant begging of Komachi he finally agreed to bath with her. inside, he saw everything, she didn’t even try to hide anything, ‘ thank god I am still kid with no list ‘ thought hachiman as he washed the front body of Komachi

Unknown to him there is someone who is spying on him from the bathroom door, it was Haru and Lina they were observing their children bathing as they whisper some some 18 stuff between each other

and that was how hachiman’s life is like inside the house of hikigaya… A nave stepsister and two perverted mother furthermore an always away from home father

‘this more like a Hentai Anime sitting than SNAFU world ‘ thought Ace

Unknown to him what he said is right, after all where will find a world where harem is everywhere and people live long life aside from a hentai world

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Bahahahahaha!!!

OMG!! I was just writing without any idea in mind forgetting my original plan of this fan.fic and I end up turning this novel into a Hentai novel

I swore that I will post this

let me know what you think

Bahahahahaha!!