My Love You Will Never Escape From Me - Volume 1 Chapter 20 Special 3
Author 2: (dressed as a host) Ladies, and gentlemen, old and young,
Author 4: Just get on to it
Author 2: Okay, Okay. Ahem. This is the pocket game as you see on the title.
Author 4: Obviously.
Author 2: (ignores little 4) But this pocky stick is bigger and longer than the usual pocky. With a length of 2 feet and a width of 2 inches. So let’s begin the game, shall we? This is the first round, the contestant is. drumroll, please. Qi Weilan and Yue Yingque!
A big screen appears out of nowhere and displays the round and the contestant’s basic information.
Round 1: Qi Weilan VS Yue Yingque
Author 2: Here is the pocky you can start whenever you want and this is the only pocky stick you get and the one who gives up first by breaking the pocky would not move on to the next round.
Qi Weilan: I’m ready.
Yue Yingque: I’m always ready when your ready, darling.
Both Qi Weilan and Yue Yingque hold their end of the pocky.
Author 2: Ready, Steady, Go!!!
Qi Weilan and Yue Yingque quickly made their way to the middle.
Mantou who appeared on stage tugged on Yue Yingque’s shirt. Yue Yingque broke the pocky and saw Mantou dressed in a suit.
Mantou was beaming and said, “Dad! I’m part of the hosting team along with the sisters.”
Author 2: Round one is over and the winner is Qi Weilan!!! Congrats, you may move on to the next round.
Yue Yingque:…
He looks at his son and his son smiles back in response.
And then he knew that Mantou did it on purpose, he is helping Qi Weilan win.
Yue Yingque really wanted to cry that his own son betrayed him, but he just sighed and went back to his seat.
The other contestants are in the audience eating popcorn as they watch the first round.
Lu Han: I thought it would just be a PDA, never do I expect this.
Dilireba: Uh-huh (munching on popcorn)
Lu Han: I also didn’t expect the pocky to be that long.
Dilireba: Yup (continues munching)
Lu Han:…You are going to get fat if you continue eating.
Bai Jiayu: It doesn’t matter how much she eats since she would always be my Xiao Di.
Dilireba smirks at Lu Han and smiles at Bai Jiayu.
Lu Han:… This is so not fair. I’m going to get someone on my side too!
Dilireba: Okay. And get me a niece at that, don’t forget!
Lu Han:…Why are you still insisting on a niece?!
Dilireba: Because I want one, so are you going or not?
Lu Han:…Humph, just you wait. I get someone.
Dilireba: Yup, someday. Hopefully, it’s soon. I’m still waiting to have a niece.
Lu Han:…I’m not going to argue with you anymore. I give up.
Dilireba revealed a grin. And to Lu Han, it was so irritating that he really wanted to punch her.
Author 2: And now on to the second round! Hehehe, this is interesting. The contestants are….drumrolls, please… Lu Han and Deng Lun!
Lu han who was eating his popcorn almost choked on it and coughed, almost dropping the popcorn bag.
Author 2: (revealed a cheeky smirk) Now, may the contestants come on stage.
Lu Han stared daggers at the Author but the Author wasn’t fazed, not one bit.
Dilireba smirks and said, “Nevermind, I would be so cruel to request a niece if you can’t have one.”
Lu Han:…Can I hit you?
Dilireba smirks.
Author 4: Now if the contestant isn’t willing to come on stage, I’m afraid we have to use…them
The Authors smile to each other as they are all in this together, this time.
Lu Han: Humph, I don’t believe that you can force this young master! I’m not doing it with a man.
Author 3: It’s not like we asked you to do that or marry the men, what are you afraid for? Unless (all authors revealed a very big smile, the kind that people would want to hit them)
Author 1: Ahem, Ahem. Gentlemen, you can come out now and treat ‘the young master’ nicely, since ‘the young master’ doesn’t want to move. And don’t forget to get the fellow at the back that is trying to escape.
Gentlemen: Yes, m’ lady.
The audience looks around but didn’t see the mysterious gentlemen.
A gush of wing arise near Lu Han and in the next second, he was already on the stage before anyone can react, with the exception of the authors.
Author 2: Wow, you are impressive as always, Xiao Feng. Thank you.
Authors: (nodded in agreement)
Xiao Feng: Thank you for your compliment, m’lady. And I am honored to be in your service.
Author 4: Ah Feng! Spar with me later!
Xiao Feng:…Yes, m’ lady.
Other:…[How do you know??? He wasn’t even visible!!! Are you guys even HUMAN? Oh, wait. You guys are THE author, never mind.]
Authors: (sips tea as if nothing happened and this is normal)
Other:…
Author 2: Ahem! Now both contestants are on stage, we don’t need to explain the rules again right?
Other:…?! What the!?
Deng Lun who was escaping also got on stage when people are not paying attention.
Author 2: Thank you, An Xi, An Nan, An Dong, An Bei
An Bei: Glad to be in service. I and my brothers would be nearby awaiting your commands.
Deng Lun:… [This is the second time in this novel that I have been humiliated…damn it]
Author 2: Ready, Steady, Go!
Author 3:(smirks) this is interesting
Author 5:(smirks) Yup
Author 6:(smirks) My camera’s ready.
A faint blush can be seen from both Lu Han and Deng Lun since they had heard her while looking at each other in disdain.
Both bit the end of their pocky stick and slowly make their way to the middle. After 2 bits, the authors and the audience had already taken more than 50 pictures, after all, it is not usual to see a superstar and a big CEO together doing this.
Lu Han began eating faster when he saw Deng Lun’s pace. Deng Lun looked calm but inside panicked a little. [What the hell?! Why did you speed up??? Wait, hold on. Wait! Wait! Wait! I’m straight! Damn it, I’m definitely not sacrificing myself for this little game.]
Author 4: Well, I wonder who will win, after all the winner had to go against Dilireba later.
Deng Lun who was about to give up paused before speeding up the eating process. [no way am I going to lose if Dilireba does it with others doesn’t it mean that I will lose face? I would definitely not allow that.]
All the Authors: (gives a thumbs up to old four)
Soon, both of them had reached the middle just 10 inches apart 9 inches apart 8 inches apart…7 inches apart
Their face is closing their distance towards each other.
In the audience, Dilireba was looking at the scene with a huge smirk on her face. And then when the two boys are 3 inches apart
Bai Jiayu said to Dilireba, “Don’t watch. It will not be good for your eyes.”
He hugged Dilireba closed to his chest.
Dilireba: Mmmmph! Jiayu! I can’t breathe! Let go of me!!!
The boys that are in the match heard this and both instantly turn their heads towards them and saw Bai Jiayu smirking at them while holding Dilireba. He had a smug smile on his face as if saying, ‘Idiots, Dilireba was with me and so what if you win this round, Dilireba is still by my side.’
As if sensing a murderous aura, Dilireba turned to look at the boys and saw them glaring at Bai Jiayu.
Not knowing what had happened, she said, “Don’t you dare bully Jiayu!”
Bai Jiayu’s smug smile got even bigger if possible.
If eyes can kill, then Lu Han and Deng Lun would kill Bai Jiayu a thousand ties already.
And then Dilireba turns to Bai Jiayu and complained, “Why did you hold me?! I can’t even see the ending and I almost got suffocated to death by you!”
Bai Jiayu gives Dilireba a puppy eye while Lu Han and Deng Lun smirked back at Bai Jiayu. Although, Bai Jiayu is looking pitiful in front of Diireba in the back of his mind he was staring daggers at the two men, noting that he would teach them a lesson later.
Dilireba sighed and pat Bai Jiayu on his head and said, “Fine, I’ll forgive you this time.”
Bai Jiayu smiles as he knows Dilireba wouldn’t be mad at him for long.
In Deng Lun and Lu Han’s head, they are probably thinking…nope it is definitely thinking [Why did you treat us so differently from that bastard?! What was good about him anyways]
The entire time, the author and Qi Weilan’s family watch the show together even sharing snacks with each other. And unknown, five men in black were also there, chatting with the authors and Qi Weilan’s family. The little bun looked up at the 5 figures in black and admired them. The 5 figures are naturally the Gentlemen, Xiao Feng, An Dong, An Nan, An Xi, An Bei.