My Multiverse Trip - Chapter 186

After a talk to the hokage about blowing up training grounds which is apparently bad. Who knew? We start on out official ninja duties the next day. after we left the office I could have sworn I hear some roaring laughter. I bet the old man watched the whole incident.

Well as a basic genin our duties mainly consist of D ranked missions like walking dogs or pulling weeds or removing rocks from a farmers field. Simple chores basically.

Now that that’s all over I simply head home with a smile on my face and a hop in my step the story begins. I made a bunch of BBQ meat, stirfried to celebrate my success. After I was done eating I headed to the hokage tower to get some missions before everyone else. I had my clones start doing d ranks nonstop and before the end of the day I’d already completed about 30 jobs. pay was crap.

I read over a few books in the Shinobi library to check if there was anything worthwhile. But there really wasnt. most of the jutsu where fire based that I already knew. they had a great lack of wind style and lightning style and only had basics for earth and water. My personal library had better selection. As for hand to hand they just had basics like the school pretty much all the clans had their own hidden styles of jutsu and hand to hand styles. Then the civilians were basically raised to be shit cannon fodder. the elites stay on top and the weak stay weak unless you find some random thing your really good at or practice one thing to the limits your basically screwed in this world.

Oh well not my problem I suppose. I can’t always try to fix the world. It’s not even my job. I spend the rest of the afternoon looking up plants in this world and their uses.

When we weren’t doing missions I had begun to teach Sasuke and the pink haired one. It was nothing fantastic just basic tree and water walking. I mean I can’t really let my entire team be absolute shit. So a bit of Chakra control helps.

Other than training and missions I basically just spent time with anko eating dango at her favorite place. We had become pretty close do to the isolation by the rest of the villagers. I worked around it with basic henges into other people when I needed food and such. I had helped anko with her curse seal also, which got me a nice hug between those huge knockers of hers.

The only troublesome thing about the curse seal was that it had a piece of orochimarus soul in it. That was easily solved with the rinnesharingan human path, as it can absorbs souls and gain memories and such. This can be used by putting my hand on the opposing persons head or chest and simply tearing out the soul. For the seal I only needed to put my finger on it and suck the offending part out. Sadly it was too small a piece for memories.

When I was asked how I handled the curse seal I simple said, being part Uzumaki I am very good at seals. Worked perfectly.

“So what’s the plan for today Blondie?” asked Anko as she stole my dango.

“Probably just more d ranks, honestly they should get rid of this crap and assign missions based on learning abilities. Instead of picking weeds, learn a low rank water jutsu.” I told her complaining about the basic learning of the village.

“I mean it’s greatly useful for me to just tell my enemy to hold on, as I pull some weeds near my feet with the help of my team.” I finish off my food while she looks at me in shock.

“You know that’s a great idea, I wonder why no one else thought of it?” she asked me curiously.

“No common sense?” I reply. Getting up to head off to my team meeting. “I’ll see you later I’ve got to go get another mission.”

I make my way to the hokage’s office ignoring the glares from everyone I pass. Mostly it’s just regular people. Rarely is it ninja as most of them know I’m just a kid who is housing a massive Chakra monster.

Wonder what they would think if they found out she enjoys cuddles and chasing rabbits. I had trained many hours with her in my animagus form learning how to use it better. I can’t take on a full sized tailed beast as my form is only like 20 feet tall while their forms are like 800 feet tall. She has to shrink to be able to teach me and I can’t just grow on command. I did learn how to fire a fake tailed beast bomb in that form, it’s mostly just lightning and chakra. It can’t level mountains like a real one but it can blow up a small area.

I make my way past the receptionist and into the 3rds office and see my team already waiting.

The third starts talking as soon as I enter. “Well now that everyone is here let’s get you set up with a nice mission. I have one here for babysitting and one for walking dog…”

Sasuke cuts him off. “Can we get a real mission. It’s been 3 months and I’ve basically become a master farmer and pet groomer.”

I just chuckle at this.

“What do you think Kakashi, are they ready for a c rank?” the third asks our team leader.

“Yeah they should be fine.” Kakashi replies without looking up from his book.

The third nodded and tells his secretary to show the client in.

In walks a drunken old man smelling of alcohol. He takes a gulp of what appears to be a bottle of sake and looks at us.

“Are you sure these are ninja they look more like brats and a scarecrow.” the drunken old man slurs out.

“You drunken old man! who are you calling a brat?!?” Sakura screams getting ready to punch the old man.

Kakashi grabs her by the scruff of her shirt keeping her in place. “Now now, no beating up the clients sakura.” he says then turns towards the old man. “Everything should be fine I’m after all a jonin level ninja. I should be able to handle a mission like this easily.”

The old man simple grunts. The 3rd starts to explain our mission. “This is tazuna he is a master bridge builder for Tha land of the waves. Your mission is just to escort him home.”