My Multiverse Trip - Chapter 192

The next morning after a good night’s rest it was time to head off to the team 7 training ground. After a nice breakfast of course.

It was basically Kakashi just giving the other two the sign up papers then fucking off. I honestly don’t think he’s taught us anything.

“You guys should probably check over your gear and maybe browse some jutsu see if you can find anything useful.” I tell them heading off to get my stuff ready.

I have a few plans for the exams. Nothing big but a few small things. I made sure all my gear was in working order my supplies where full. I got dismissed a lot of my clones so I had almost full Chakra supplies. I am even going to use my zanpakuto.

I never use it much with this body. My zanpakuto with this body is a dagger. It’s special ability is to cause status effects. such as poison, paralysis, sleep, rage, ecstasy, and many others. Basically if it’s a status effect it can cause it. Nasty bit of business.

I have some special rooms built in kamui as prison cells. I plan on capturing a few enemy ninjas in the attack. I mean what better way to get my own ninja army than by stealing one and brainwashing them? sure ninja are hard to brainwash but when you have mind magic, seals, and a neat weapon you can torture or please with.

The day quickly passes with all my preparations made I head off to the team meeting area. Meeting up they seem prepared. I’m just going to let Sasuke betray the village as I don’t really mind it. Not like he does any damage anyway.

We head off to the academy and on the second floor there’s the genjutsu over the door number trying to trick newcomers and cut off some of the numbers. in front of the two disguised chuunin guarding the door is my body Rock Lee putting on an act with Tenten his teamate.

He catches sight of me and quickly rushes over. “Ah my eternal rival I see your also participating in this youthful competition!” he excitedly shout. Flicking his vision over to Sakura he halts for a second before dropping to a knee and grabbing her hand.

“This beautiful maiden with your gorgeous pink locks please do me the honor of being my girlfriend!” he asks seriously wiggling his big black bushy eyebrows.

Meanwhile I’m at the side trying to not break my ribs from holding in laughs. The disgusted shocked look on Sakuras face is priceless even Sasuke is smirking.

“Noooo! My heart belongs to Sasuke you bushy browed freak!” Sakura screams hiding behind Sasuke as Lee starts crying anime tears on the ground. instantly he’s back up on his feet in front of Sasuke. “I’ll fight you for her!” I grab Lee’s shoulder and whisper too him. “psst she can’t even do a basic taijutsu stance and she hates training.” his attitude immediately changes.

“I have realised your both madly in love and It would be unyouthful of me to steal her away. I wish you both the best of luck in your future marriage.” he gives a good guy thumbs up and a smile before bolting from the room leaving behind a stunned Sasuke.

“What the hell do you mean marriage!?!?! I don’t want her either!” he screams after the green jumpsuit wearing lad. Sakura however didn’t hear this as she was in her own world mumbling about marriage with her Sasuke.

I couldn’t take it anymore, my ribs! “Hahaha!” I lost it.

After I can breathe again we make our way to the proper room for the testing. When we enter the room we are greeting by the other rookie teams.

My arm is hugged by hinata who greets me happily having not seen me in a while due to missions and team training. I look around taking in the people who are here I see the sound and sand ninja in the back listening in and I also see someone I didn’t expect. Then I remember some facts i I hadn’t thought about but I’ll deal with that later. Right now kabuto is approaching us.

I hit him with a subtle imperius curse and watch his eyes glaze over before he continues doing what he was before. he starts telling us how we are attracting attention and brags about his info cards.

“I want the card on Ryan.” Sasuke says to him and he pulls up my details.

Ryan Uzumaki, leaf ninja, 348 completed D rank missions, 23 C rank missions, 7 B rank missions, and 3 A rank missions. Has a 100% success rate. Known idiot and prankster. All combat information unavailable except uses shadow clones and taijutsu expertly.

Everyone just looks at me in shock as I smile and pat hinatas head. Gaara however has a bloodthirsty look on his face.

Sasuke gives me a odd look and asks. “How did you even complete that many missions? You were always with us.”

“Shadow clones are pretty useful when I want to just skip out on chores with you guys and nap.”

Sasuke looks pissed he hadn’t thought of that.

“Wow Ryan your really hard working I didn’t know you were doing so many missions in these 3 months.”

“What?!?! Almost 400 missions in 3 months?!?!” everyone shouts out having forgotten I was a new genin.

“Yeah I had some spare time on my hand and needed money for dates.” as I say this hinata blushes and hides her face in my chest. I had probably bought her hundreds of cinnamon buns. Her and anko are both sweets addicts.

Sakura just glares at Sasuke wondering why he never takes her on dates. Meanwhile Lee is giving me a double thumbs up with anime tears. “Yosh!!! I’ll have to work extra hard to get a date after the exams or I’ll run 300 times around the village on my thumbs!!!!” he screams out as he starts doing pushups.

Everyone just backs away from him.

At the point the sound ninja attack kabuto for show. Right afterwards the proctor for the first exam walks in.

“Alright maggots sit down and shut up I’ll be your proctor for the first exam. You sound ninja don’t cause trouble or I’ll disqualify you.” he shouts.

“My name is ibiki morino and your first exam will be a written test. You see its my belief that knowledge is power I won’t let any idiots pass my exam. To start off everyone will be given 10 points. Every time your caught cheating you’ll lose 2 points. If your caught cheating 5 times your disqualified. Your team total needs at least to be 6 points to pass.”

He starts passing out papers as we take our seats. I’m lucky and next to hinata who is still blushing from earlier.

She whispers to me “uuumhm Ryan if you need any help you can copy off my paper.”

such a sweet girl. “But I already have 10 points why would I even need to do the paper?” I whisper back to her.

She looks at me in confusion before it clicks and she giggles. I just lay my head down and wait for this to end.