My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm - Chapter 294
But Yutian said he felt that there was any spiritual power in Wulong mountain. Instead, he said that what Longhua said was false, so he hurried away with Yuxian.
That night, the stars were everywhere. Xiao Wu sat in the yard and meditated. The mobile phone was agitated and the alarm was out of power. He took it out and shook it for a few times, but he didn’t think that the mobile phone was out of power and completely turned off, just like when the mobile phone changed qualitatively last time.
Before he could react, he suddenly felt a very painful pressure on his shoulder, like a huge stone pressing on his back, and he couldn’t breathe at all.
Little five slowly turned his head back and found that he was a ragged man with a sock on his head. When he saw it clearly, he was actually a ragged, moldy and smelly monk’s hat.
Looking at the monk robe on him, it was already sticky. The smell was enough to make people turn over the river in their stomach.
“Master, did you grow up eating stones? I don’t feel how fat you are. Why are you so heavy? It seems like a stone mountain.” Little five asked.
The man behind him actually pushed his nose on his face. His hands tightly hugged Xiao Wu’s neck. The Yellow saliva flowed out of Lao Chang and slowly flowed down Xiao Wu’s shoulder.
Xiao Wu was a little worried. He suddenly grabbed the dirty hand and wanted to let him leave from himself. However, no matter how hard he tried, the monk still held Xiao Wu in his hands. He didn’t mean to separate at all.
First, the mobile phone was out of power, and then there was an old monk who stuck to his body. He must have come out of his mobile phone. He came out in the same situation as Jiang Taigong. These immortals had to consume a lot of power from their mobile phone.
So he’s an immortal? At this time, Xiao Wu suddenly thought of a person, the crazy living Buddha Ji Gong. I remember that when Jiang Taigong just came out, he also made his mobile phone move, and the current situation of red electricity appeared. This time, he turned off, which proved that this person was bigger than Jiang Taigong.
“Are you the living Buddha of Jigong?”
“Amitabha, don’t dare to take it or not, but your name is really my real identity. It seems that you have great insight.” The old monk left Xiao Wu in an instant.
It seems that such a celebrity can’t listen to other people’s praise. It’s the so-called good words that make his eyebrows fly.
Xiao Wu said with a smile, “since you are a living Buddha, I’m afraid you can’t go back when you come.”
“Why?”
“The phone is dead.”
Ji Gong picked up Xiao Wu’s mobile phone and studied it. Finally, he was angry and threw the mobile phone to the ground.
“Even if I went back to get a fly swatter, I lost my power. This mobile phone is too unreliable.” Jigong road.
Xiao Wu scratched his head and thought for a long time. He carefully asked, “aren’t you holding a fan? How did you become a fly swatter?”
“The fan fell into the well. I haven’t made time to catch it, but now I really don’t want to go back. So many flies are buzzing all day, which makes me upset.”
Xiao Wu felt that the living Buddha was going to be a little impolite. If he told him to go on, he was likely to tell the essence of his name. I remember that he also had a name called Ji epilepsy. If he was really crazy, I’m afraid he would have to fill in a lot of trouble for himself.
Ji Dian suddenly frowned, and the expression on his face became very strange. It seemed that all the skin was twisted into a ball, and all the folds were full of fishy dust. If you simply dig out a piece with your fingers, it is estimated that you can fall to the ground and make sound in bursts.
“Master Jidian, what are the flies you said, and what do you want to do when you come to me this time?”
Little five’s words just finished, something he didn’t expect happened. The living Buddha Ji Gong completely began to go crazy. Saying a foot in the sky and a foot on the ground can make a normal person feel that he is not normal. Not only that, the fly swatter in his hand seems to want to find someone to smoke it hard, so that he can be happy.
When he asked master Ji Dian about the dragon vein, he didn’t expect that the living Buddha was suddenly stunned, inserted the fly swatter in his hand into his back waist, and the big face suddenly pasted in front of Xiao Wu.
“I remember what I’m doing here. Don’t you want to find the dragon vein? I know where it is.”
“Where is it? If you can tell me where it is, I promise to help you find more flies so that your fly swatter can come in handy. ”
Ji Gong stretched out his muddy hand and gave Xiao Wu a hard high five.
“Deal.”
But when Xiao Wu asked about the Dragon pulse, Ji Dian told him about the relationship between the spirit pulse and the Dragon pulse from beginning to end, and said that the Dragon pulse is the spiritual root of heaven and earth, and if he gets his Qi, he will have a good opportunity to enter the 99 heavy heaven.
This is also the first time Xiao Wu heard that there are still 99 heavy days. Think about it. He hasn’t even been to one heavy day. He hasn’t been to 99 heavy days yet, but the 33 heavy days mentioned by Yu Tian may be more reliable.
However, if Longmai is really as powerful as Ji Dian said, it seems that he will be more reliable to participate in the celestial test.
“Living Buddha, where is the dragon vein?”
Ji Dian also asked Xiao Wu, “where is the fly?”
Looking back, Ji Gong explained the principle of flies for Xiao Wu. It turned out that as long as he didn’t like people, they were all flies. This really made Xiao Wu feel a sense of crisis. Maybe this guy was really ill and regarded himself as a fly. If he beat it, he would have to be beaten into a goblin according to his magic power.
Xiao Wu’s estimation is not unreasonable, because the Ji crazy in front of him has lost his attitude, the corners of his mouth keep beating, and the fly swatter in his hand is out of water.
“I’ll introduce you to two people. I’m sure you’ll be annoyed when you see them. It’s a free gift from me. What if it’s not within the scope of our cooperation?”
Hearing that Xiao Wu wanted to give himself a fly, Ji Dian was still happy. The fly swatter in his hand kept swinging and asked Xiao Wu to take him.
Not to mention, after Xiao Wu handed over the two Longhua people locked in the warehouse to Ji Dian, he broke out completely. He beat the two guys with the fly swatter in his hand and moaned bitterly. He was really a little unable to stop.
But Xiao Wu found that the aura of Longhua’s two people was gradually dissipating, and all the scattered aura was trapped in it by the crazy fly swatter. Looking back, Xiao Wu felt a dark shadow in front of him and a burning pain on his face.
“Living Buddha, what are you doing? Why are you hitting me?” Xiao Wu also got a beat on his face.
Ji Nian said, “just steal the music, boy. I haven’t swallowed these auras and gave them to you. You’re picky.”
Little five realized that Ji Dian was helping himself. After all, he was a character from his mobile phone. He had to stand on his side anyway, otherwise it would be too unreasonable.