My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm - Chapter 300

As soon as Xiao Wu heard this, he knew that Jiang Taigong didn’t cheat him. Lao Jun’s elixir gourd can eat all the Dragon veins, but it’s a matter of time. Then it’s up to brother monkey.

Brother monkey scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, came up to the old gentleman and said with a smile: “if you don’t steal or rob this time, you just borrow it from you. Besides, I don’t want your pill, but your gourd. Don’t be so stingy, old man.”

As soon as the old gentleman heard the monkey say so, he also breathed a sigh, and his face finally showed a happy look.

“You say so loudly, old gentleman, I’ve found the bottom, but how can this mortal manipulate the gourd in the sky? Isn’t it difficult for him?” Said the old gentleman.

“Don’t you have to ask your old gentleman to think of a way? If you let him manipulate, he can manipulate. You still need to teach him.”

After the monkey brother’s death, Lao Jun still couldn’t accept their request. He turned out a small gourd from his sleeve and put it in his hand.

Brother monkey looked at it and asked unhappily, “your apprentice didn’t take such a little gourd when he was a demon next year. You’re too stingy.”

“Monkey, listen carefully. This little gourd is my treasure of the old man. Needless to say, it is used to hold wine. Ten thousand mortals can’t finish it.”

“Brag, you put on the wine and I’ll see.” Brother monkey said to Lao Jun, maybe he was deliberately provoking Lao Jun.

I didn’t expect that Lao Jun was really like a child. With a move, an aperture appeared out of thin air. There was a fresh environment in the aperture. The large wine jars piled up into mountains could not be seen at a glance.

The old gentleman said, “even if the wine here is for the gods, they have to drink it for one or two hundred years. Now let’s see how much my gourd can hold.”

Looking at the old gentleman again, the gourd in his hand began to absorb the wine in the aperture. Those drinks were like the rolling water of the Yangtze River. They poured into the gourd. Gradually, the gourd was full. The old gentleman handed the gourd to brother monkey.

He whispered in the monkey’s ear and said, “don’t think I don’t know what you want. The person who can make your monkey see is not an ordinary person. Hum, sir, I’m not stupid enough. I’m just a broken gourd. I’ll give it to you. ”

“What else can you hold besides wine?” Little five asked.

The old gentleman said, “you can pack whatever you want. The wine there is enough for you to drink for a lifetime.”

With Lao Jun’s voice falling to the ground, Xiao Wu and brother monkey disappeared from Lao Jun’s Alchemy room and returned to Huaguo Mountain.

The monkey kept shaking the little gourd and said, “how can such a small thing be manipulated at will? The old man didn’t say.”

At this time, Xiaowu’s mobile phone rings, and there is one more person in his friend column, that is, Taishang Laojun. He sent a video. The main content is to teach Xiaowu how to manipulate the small gourd and remind him that the small gourd can not be used for improper purposes.

After reading the operation methods, Xiao Wu realized that the gourd was actually an incarnation of the supreme old gentleman.

Xiao Wu happily left Huaguo Mountain and jumped into the passage while sitting in a bowl, but what worried him most happened. When he returned to the human world, he suddenly found that he was falling on a pigsty.

“When the calves are finished, isn’t it going to the countryside? It’s not as good as the last female bathhouse.”

Before his voice fell, he heard someone moaning hurriedly in the corn field. A man said, “I seem to hear someone coming. Let’s go out quickly.”

“No, I’m almost here. Don’t stop. Whoever he is!”

Xiao Wu frowned. The life in the village was so rich that it was not betrayal to fight wild by the side of the road. But when you look back, you appear out of thin air. People are locals. It is because of their extraordinary hearing that they can hear such things in the wild.

So thinking of this, he no longer wanted to disturb other people’s good deeds. He jumped down from the pigsty and walked along the edge of heaven and earth to the road.

Just got on the road and found that there were signs next to the road. What was written was hundreds of kilometers away from lvjiang City, and it was clearly written that there were more than 500 kilometers away from lvjiang.

Xiao Wu was in a cold sweat: “it’s really terrible. There must be some forks when going to Huaguo Mountain. Can’t that passage be more accurate? How can I go back for more than 500 kilometers.”

As soon as he finished muttering, there was a rustling sound of walking from the corn field. A man and a woman ran out of it. The man saw Xiao Wu Leng hum twice and left the path.

The woman looked happy, adjusted her clothes, glanced at Xiao Wu and walked to another road.

Xiao Wu looked around and found that there were two villages with different names on both sides of the road. It seems that the little couple may have been holding back. They haven’t contacted for a long time. It’s really hard this time.

But when he saw a tricycle roaring out of the village, he rejected his idea. It seems that the man and woman are not normal.

Because the driver on the tricycle is a man. The woman holds the man’s waist and carries a female doll behind her. There are a load of pigs on the car. It seems that she is going to the slaughterhouse.

“Brother, where are you going?” Little five asked.

“We’re going to deliver pigs to the county. Aren’t you a local?”

Little five looked at the happy woman and said, “sister-in-law, brother, I got lost and wanted to go to the green river, but there was no vehicle passing by. Do you think I can take your car?”

“Come up!” The man driving the car was very bright. He reached out and let Xiao Wu get on the bus.

But the woman didn’t know if Xiao Wu knew her little secret and said, “no, we have to pull a lot of things when we come back. Liu Xiaosan in the opposite village has to pull cattle later. Can you still fit this car?”

“Hey, didn’t you pull it when you came back? Besides, Liu Xiaosan’s cow doesn’t pull it any day. I have to join the fun today?”

“I’ve told people where to put my face if you don’t pull.”

The man driving the car said, “what face do you want, an old woman? You can cook at home honestly. If you don’t want to go with me, go home.”

Seeing the couple quarreling, Xiao Wu hurried forward to persuade them and said he would not sit.

But at this time, from the opposite village, the man just drove a cow out and saw the tricycle running with the cow.

Little five laughed with a puff. It turned out that it was the dog man and woman. The big brother of the male monster was still in the dark, but he was blind to the bright and cheerful man.