My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm - Chapter 301

After thinking about it, Xiao Wu decided to help the man wearing the green hat. At least he had to teach the dog man and woman a lesson. Well, he had to seek justice for the men wearing the green hat all over the world.

“I said you two are really. My eldest sister told me to take me with you when you send pigs. It’s not interesting enough to keep silent.” The guy named Liu Xiaosan is driving the cow to the car.

After getting on the car, the weight of the cow had exceeded the load of the tricycle, but he could still make do with it. But Liu San sat on the back carriage and leaned right next to the woman, flirting with the female doll and touching the woman’s waist with his hand.

Of course, the man in front of the car can’t see these small actions, but all these are in Xiao Wu’s eyes.

The man driving shouted at Xiao Wu: “come on, you’re not bad. You’ll take the tail of the car. It’s much better than you go to the county town. There’s no car here recently. I’ve heard that you’ll come back with a new car for a while.”

“You are really remote here.” Small five take stubble road.

The man hummed and smiled: “Hey, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. Even if the government wants to manage, it can’t stretch out its hand so long. The access road alone is enough for them to drink a pot, not to mention developing.”

“Hey, there’s nothing I can do about it. Today’s society is complex. Everything happens all day.”

When Xiao Wu said that, he began to joke with the big brother driving, talking about extramarital affairs in the village. Let alone, the man really said several heinous things that happened in their village, because extramarital affairs led to the complete destruction of two or three happy families.

When it comes to such things, Liu Xiaosan’s unhappy face has retracted his hand and stopped touching your woman’s body.

The woman didn’t like to hear it and immediately retorted, “you two big men, what should you do about the broken shoes in the village? Is it interesting to say these broken things?”

“Why don’t you like listening?” Little five had something to say. Of course, the man didn’t respond. Liu Xiaosan glanced at little five, hummed coldly, and leaned on the car without saying a word.

When asked why Xiao Wu came to this remote place, Xiao Wu deliberately told them that he was a practitioner and that he had some strange skills to know the secrets of others.

This sentence made the other three people burst into laughter. Then Liu Xiaosan finally said, “just blow, too old gentleman or your brother. I can blow such a cow.”

Little five gathered up to the front of the tricycle and looked down at the Liu Xiaosan: “can your cow talk?”

“I’m not a cowherd, and I don’t need a weaver girl. How can a cow talk?”

Xiao Wu deliberately raised his voice: “some people say he doesn’t need weaver girl and he’s not a cowherd. Alas, it’s difficult for magpie bridge to meet.”

A burst of embarrassment appeared on the woman’s face. The man driving the car would only smile. It seems that only Liu Xiaosan is very unhappy and wants to talk to Xiao Wu.

“I think if your cow really talks, it is likely to tell your little secret. According to my temper, you can smoke your skin.”

Liu Xiaosan seemed to feel something and immediately got up: “what are you doing and what are you talking about here?”

“I’m kidding, but I can really make your cattle talk.” With that, Xiao Wu opened the small gourd given by Lao Jun, gently clicked the wine in his hand, and Shunbian smeared the wine on the corners of the cow’s mouth.

The old cow lengthened his voice, roared, and then made a low voice: “master, you come back so tired every day. I really don’t want to see it. I know you have feelings with this sister-in-law, but meeting in the Baomi field is not a thing.”

The old cow shook out all the things about Liu Xiaosan and the woman. He said it clearly more than ten times before and after.

The three wheeled motorcycle slowly stopped at the side of the road. The driving man jumped out of the car and stared at the old cow, looking very curious.

Liu Xiaosan’s eyes seemed to be deliberately avoiding the man and Xiaowu. He looked at the sky and hummed out of tune songs.

“Little brother, can this old cow talk?”

“Of course, you talk to him.” Little five said.

The man patted the old cow: “you talk to me and I’ll see if you were talking just now.”

The old cow really said something, and his voice was very thick. When the man asked who the woman was, the old cow directly said it was the man’s woman, that is, the mother of the female doll.

The man’s mouth was slightly tilted and made a pleasant thing. He pulled Liu Xiaosan off the car, the old cow stayed, pulled the female doll off the woman’s back and let Xiao Wu hold it. Then he kicked the woman down with a flying foot.

“Aren’t you two good? There are woods along the road. You will act recklessly here in the future, but you can choose to walk back to the village. I won’t welcome you home again.” The man finished talking and drove on.

Liu Xiaosan shouted, “you have to give me back my cow. Why should you take it away?”

“I gave you all my women. It’s cost-effective to exchange a cow for a waste woman.”

The motorcycle drove faster and faster. The man was man enough. He took a breath, scolded a woman, and pulled Xiao Wu into the county.

After delivering the pig, he sold the cow and took Xiao Wu to a restaurant.

“Thanks, little brother. Without you, I don’t know when to bring it. Today we are friends. I’ll buy you a drink.”

Little five looked helpless: “in fact, I don’t want to say, but I really don’t like those two people being so brazen. They don’t take others seriously.”

The two had a small drink in the county town. Xiao Wu didn’t do much. The man still drank too much and stayed in the county town for a night. Xiao Wu found a car and gave him money to drive directly back to lvjiang.

When he first entered lvjiang, Xiao Wu suddenly remembered something. At the beginning, several articles in his blood report wrote the second gene link in his body, that is, the genome in his body was not unique, but there was a very special one, so he took a ride to Liang Hua.

After searching outside the courtyard and finding no danger, he carefully went upstairs. After seeing Liang Hua, he directly asked for his genetic analysis.

Liang Hua’s conclusion surprised Xiao Wu: “your gene map should not be a normal human, but like an ancient corpse dug out of an ancient tomb, but you really stand in front of me, so I suspect that your genes are a fake gene, and your real gene chain is here.”