My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm - Chapter 311
In the twinkling of an eye, the space at the bottom of the underground cave becomes very large, with birds singing and flowers fragrant. The pond Pavilion is completely different from the previous environment.
Little five fell to the bottom and sat down on the cold stone stool. Seeing Daji opposite, his face was full of chaos. Not only his eyes, but even every action was seducing little five to have something with her.
“Little brother, don’t insist. As long as you are a man, you can’t resist my flattery. If you insist on resisting, you will faint later.”
“I’m a demon. Is it useful to have something with you?” Little five asked.
Daji widened his eyes and smiled, “are you a goblin? Who believes it? Old Jiang doesn’t even deal with you. Besides, how can he run around in the demon world with a demon? ”
The Demon power in Xiaowu’s body was greatly displayed. A gray smoke came out and shrouded the bottom of the whole underground cave, emitting bursts of cyan light.
“You have such powerful demon power. How can you let the tree spirit get you here?” Daji was surprised.
“How do I know? I can’t see anything. I move around secretly. You goblins are so fucking.”
After this sentence, Daji was silent for a long time. She seemed to be analyzing what Xiaowu came from, but after seeing his mobile phone, Daji looked puzzled and stared at Xiaowu’s mobile phone.
Between the stupefied gods, Daji’s tail slipped out and dragged seven or eight pieces on the ground.
Little five said, “I said you’d better change back to your original shape. This woman is still dragging so many tails. It’s disgusting to look at it. Can you still get on your set?”
Daji’s face flushed with what Xiao Wu said, and immediately changed into an angry face. After taking back his tail, he put the gauze clothes he had just taken off on the boat, sat on the stone stool, opened the jar of wine with one hand, found two stone bowls, filled them and gave them to Xiao Wu.
“Drink first, and then I’ll play chess with you.” Daji finished, and now she threw up her bowl.
Little five patted his disorderly little heart with his hand. Thanks to the goblin wearing the gauze clothes, otherwise he would have nosebleed. At that time, he wouldn’t reveal his stuffing. Maybe he would really win Daji’s move.
He looked at the glass of wine in front of him and didn’t feel anything wrong inside. However, he didn’t drink the goblin’s wine. He secretly called Duan Yu’s upper body, but Daji didn’t find it.
After drinking up seven or eight jars of wine, Xiao Wu seemed to be all right, and Daji’s face was full of wine, and his lips began to tremble when he spoke.
The two goods drank until there were wine jars everywhere. They didn’t stop until there was no wine in Daji’s cave.
Daji was angry: “what are you from? You can drink so much. It’s no big deal that I drank all the wine in the wine pool. Today I can’t drink more than you, a hairy boy.”
Little five hummed, “if you still have wine, I’ll continue to drink with you, and I’ll be able to drink you down.”
The wine, meat, melons and fruits on the stone table were swept away by Daji, turned into a chessboard and set the pieces.
“Do you want red or black?”
“Whatever, you can’t beat me with anything. Only by your chess skills and your painful IQ can you bear shame.”
Daji didn’t like to listen: “you fart. You two calculated last time. Today, just yourself, I don’t believe I can’t win you.”
She chose her red son and picked up the chess piece to play chess, but she was stopped by Xiao Wu.
“Wait, let’s talk about the rules first. I can’t play chess with you here for decades. In the end, I still can’t tell whether to win or lose. It’s a waste of time.”
“Two wins in three games, and the draw continues.”
Xiao Wu scratched his head and said, “it’s better to have the next set. Whoever eats the other party’s veteran first will win.”
“OK, but if you want to beat me today, I think it’s harder than going to heaven.”
Little five doesn’t know where Daji’s self-confidence comes from. She dares to speak like this in front of her. Besides, with her goblin’s chess skills, King Zhou of Shang Dynasty was not a good chess player at that time, otherwise she can’t even govern a country well.
After the two sides agreed, Xiao Wu sat steadily on his stone stool and let Duan Yu go back from the demon world first, which attracted Daji’s attention. Her eyes paid more attention to Xiao Wu’s mobile phone.
But after the phone was taken away by Xiaowu, Daji withdrew his attention and began to play chess.
“You are a mother. I let you take three steps. You can eat my son to your heart’s content.” Little five said.
Daji was not polite. Three steps had pressed his car into the half of Xiaowu, and watched Xiaowu’s chess pieces reduce sharply.
But Xiao Wu immediately got up, slowly extended his hand to Daji’s old man, picked up the stone, put it into his mouth, and ate the stone chess piece.
“You… What are you doing?” Daji didn’t understand.
“Eat your handsome, you lose.”
Daji was in a cold sweat: “you play. Do you play like this? It can’t be counted. You should eat my son with your chess pieces. If you are like you, I can eat your veteran.”
“Then you eat. Who didn’t let you eat?”
Daji said, “no matter what, it doesn’t count to start this game again. You can eat stone chess pieces.”
Little five hummed, “if you don’t get it, you won’t be allowed in the next game. You go first.”
Daji became a handsome man again. After setting it up, she was also silent for a long time. A burst of evil smile appeared on her face. Then a gust of Yin wind swept over. The little five veteran disappeared in an instant and was stuffed into Daji’s mouth.
“You don’t play with me, damned ladies?”
“I don’t care. I has the final say in this game. Anyway, your veteran will not change again. You will eat me, I will win.”
Little five scratched his head: “no, it didn’t count once just now, and I don’t have to count once either.”
Daji felt that Xiaowu was reasonable and hummed, “well, veteran, I won’t change it for you, but you have to eat my handsome.”
At this time, Xiao Wu suddenly got up, put his face close to Daji, and bursts of evil laughter appeared on his face.
“With your IQ, you still want to win me. What you said just now counts?”
“Count!”
“That’s good. My veteran doesn’t want it. I don’t believe you can kill me. I may kill you.”
While talking, little five began to play chess. Daji could only watch Little Five without the air of a veteran. He didn’t know how his chess pieces should go and what to eat, because he couldn’t take little five’s army at all.
After several bombings, Xiaowu’s chess pieces had forced Daji’s old marshal to death and ate all her chess pieces.
“If you lose, take me out, or I’ll call old man Jiang. If he doesn’t interrupt your tail, I’ll fart.”
Daji was speechless, but due to the pressure of Jiang Taigong, she pushed Xiaowu to the hole in the ground.