My Plot Hole System - Chapter 3

It was morning again, Long Tian woke up, brushed, bathe, ate and went to school. In school however, he was very cautious about his words, as the system said he can propose to anyone regardless of gender, Long Tian did not even use the words I and You even in basic conversations.

Soon, it was snacks break at 11AM. A chubby hand landed on Long Tian’s shoulder, it was his friend Shi Cheng. Although you can’t call him a friend as Long Tian didn’t have any, he was somewhat close to this Shi Cheng. He got along well with this “Fatty Shi” as the other students call him.

But now, thinking back to how in every System Novel the MC always has a Fat Friend in school, he immediately got annoyed after seeing this fatty smile like Maitreya Buddha.

As if noticing something wrong with his expression, the fatty asked “Bro Long, is there something wrong, tell me if there’s some trouble, I, Fatty Shi will go and solve it for you.”

Long Tian frowned. “Fatty, How many times have I told you not to call me Bro Long, address me as either Bro Tian or Long Tian. That name Bro Long is so overused that almost any random villain in any random novel will have it.”

Author’s Note : Bro Long or Brother Dragon. This name will be very familiar to you if you have read a lot of novels. Like literally for every 5 novels on the internet, 4 will have a villain who is called Brother Dragon.

“Haha.. sorry sorry, don’t get angry Bro Lon.. I mean Bro Tian. I was just joking.”

“Cut the crap, what did you find me for?” Asked Long Tian.

“Well, you know Bro Lon.. *cough* Bro Tian that even though your other subject scores are average, your English score is the highest in class, so this Fatty here would like to borrow your English notes for preparation. I will give it back at lunch.”

What Fatty Shi said was true, Long Tian’s Chinese and English scores were above everyone in class. Long Tian liked languages very much and always wanted to learn various languages.

This coupled with the foreign trips he went to with his parents every summer from a young age, his English was slightly better than the average Chinglish. Even though his english is not understandable to those foreigners, he was a step ahead of his classmates. He still had a strong yearning to learn different languages.

“Fine, whatever.. just take it.” As such, Long Tian gave his English notes to Fatty Shi.

Fatty Shi became ecstatic and happily took Long Tian’s book.

“Haha, truly my Bro.. If it were not for your notes and help I would have failed this damn subject long ago. Thank you bro, I Love You, I’m really grateful. Fatty will never forget your help.”

After those words of joy Fatty Shi hurriedly went back to his place. Then, suddenly

[Ding]

[Task Complete!]

“Pfft.. How is the task complete?, it was for me to propose my love right, how did somebody else’s ‘I Love You’ trigger my mission completion!?!?”

[Ding, Works Either Way.]

Long Tian lost his mind. ” This.. you call this PLOT??, this is a bloody Plot-Hole. Damn you, you stupid system, you are a Plot-Hole System. Nothing makes sense.”

[Reward : All Attributes +5, Appraisal (Supernatural Ability), God of Cooking (Skill)]