My Savior Identity Got Exposed Because Of My Savings - Chapter 86 “And You Say You’re Not Cultivating?” (Part 2)

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“Hahaha, we won’t misunderstand at all! Look, there’s still one more tooth left in there. Hurry and smack it out, otherwise don’t stop!”

“Too awesome. It’s so satisfying. Does the soldier’s hand hurt? I can take a look if you hurt yourself. I’m a doctor you know.”

“I never felt so happy in my entire life!”

“My whole family is jumping up and down right now!”

Wang Da Chamber of Commerce Junior Wang rewarded the anchor with 1,000 super fire comments: “In order to prevent him from harming his third leg, I propose issuing out the palace punishment of neuter!”

Penguin Technology Pony rewarded the anchor with 1,000 super fire comments: “In order to prevent him from self-harming, I feel there’s a need to cut off his hands.”

Tanuki rewarded the anchor with 1,000 super fire comments: “Pony, you are not rigorous enough, you must also cut off his feet in case he tries to suffocate himself!”

Mimi Technology…

Seeing that the overall situation has been decided, the depression in everyone’s hearts finally gets lifted after the tense faceoff. They’re reveling with excitement comparable to the holidays.

Hahaha, the Thousand Faced Ghost is finally being taken down!

……

National Security Bureau.

“Good!!!”

The five elders all burst out with a roar.

The Second Elder danced without care for his own image, “I didn’t expect Chu Yun’s maid to be so brave, hahaha, God bless our country!”

“Chu Yun… is too extraordinary!!!” The Grand Elder smiled and sighed wholeheartedly.

“What kind of person is he exactly? He never ceases to amaze everyone, and now the three houses are no more than clowns before him.” The Third Elder spoke with awe.

The Fourth Elder sounded more curious: “Then again, his maid is really strange, how did she do it?”

After the excitement, the Fifth Elder suddenly became worried, “Have you forgotten what Chu Yun said about the great catastrophe? If someone like that felt helpless before it, how big must this great catastrophe be.”

……

The three house’s gathering hall.

The laughter had extinguished here; instead, they’re stiffly sitting in their seats and eyeing the screen with a deathly silence.

Patch’s face distorted as he roared: “This is no longer explainable with science! Dahan is openly cheating, I want to report them!!!”

It’s so hard for him to stomach this failure. He came so close to avenging his son, and now they’ve failed again for this outrageous reason.

“Damn it, we didn’t lose to Dahan this time, we lost to witchcraft!”

Meinek uncharacteristically slammed the table with his fist due to how much hatred he had inside.

“Pah… Pah… Pah…” Sitting on his chair, Buju tapped the table with his finger in a rhythmic pattern as he narrowed his gaze on the TV. Then as if something hit him, those eyes turned snakish.

In a low voice, “I understand now. I finally get it. Our foolproof plans kept failing not because of us but because we didn’t know enough about Chu Yun! Do not panic! Wait and see what the guy has left! We will make our next move based on his action!”

……

The Blue Star’s various countries were even more amazed to the point of being stunned to oblivion.

HOLY SHIT!

Dahan knows magic!

What else is there to say? Hurry up and worship the big brother!!!

Main scene.

As the dust settled, the crowd’s nervousness slowly receded as they focused their attention on Spring.

No matter how they looked at it, the woman gave off the typical frail appearance they’d come to expect.

“Sister Spring, how did you do that just now?” Spirit, the famed actress, exclaimed.

Spatting her tongue out in embarrassment, the fairy gets all shy: “It’s just some crude kung fu, and I didn’t expect him to be so weak and easy to pick on.”

The truth was that Spring knew nothing would happen to Song even if she did nothing.

Whether it was the earrings, jewelry, or clothing the singer wore, they all had protective charms imbued into them, meaning the lady had never been in harm’s way.

Sssszzz–

Crude?

You call this crude?

The Thousand Faced Ghost weak?!

The crowd didn’t know what to say to the fairy lady.

Coco’s eyes twinkled like little stars as she became a fan girl, “How did you snatch the gun over the air?”

That’s what everyone wants to know right now, including the viewers from the chatroom.

“It’s just some dragon claw technique,” Spring said casually.

“With all due respect, this ‘just’ is not used properly.”

“Dragon Claw? WTF, is that the martial art from the fantasy novels?!”

“Is there a record in history that Spring knows how to perform this technique?!”

“I thought it was celestial magic or something, turns out it’s a martial art. No wait, are there really secret skills in the world?!”

“Shit, did we get the wrong script?”

……

But it’s then a sorrowful cry came from Guo Mingda’s side.

“Not good, they’re not pulling through.”

This statement immediately sank the high mood in the air.

Li Tianlong, Fang Guofeng, and Long Jiu were each shot twice, and at this time, they were finding it very hard to breathe after losing so much blood.

Song and her friends couldn’t hold back and cusped their mouths while the tears rolled down. To say they’re not affected would be a lie. They’ve spent enough time together to regard Long Jiu as a fellow sister at least.

Spirit shook her head and started choking on her words, “This can’t be… It’s only two shots. Don’t they always live in the films with only two shots? Can’t we do something, anything?!”

“Carmen’s first shot hit them in the vital spot. The bastard did it on purpose so they wouldn’t die right away and instead a slow death by bleeding. At most, the three of them will only survive for half an hour.” The captain gritted his teeth and explained in frustration.

Many big wigs tried to hold back their tears but found themselves sobbing in the rear.

“Will die but not immediately, isn’t that simply out to torture them?”

“Carmen is really not human. It’s killing me inside!”

“No, there must be a way to help them. Isn’t there Chu Yun’s super life element? Give them a shot first and see what happens!!!”

“I won’t allow them to die, don’t die, wooohoo…”

“Shut up! Send them off properly. I just checked with the doctor, and their injuries are a hundred percent fatal without surgery.”

“No, I don’t believe it, you must be lying to get my tears, right?!”

……

Guo Mingda sighed and turned to Music: “Turn off the camera Ms. Music. Right now, it’s best to let them have their last words with their families on the phone….”

This sorrowful request sent countless tears rolling down the cheeks of many here.

But out of expectation, Spring suddenly rushed inside the home and brought out a guqin (type of string instrument).

She sat cross-legged while placing the instrument on her lap. Then with a gentle stroke of her fingers against the strings, a long melodic sound rang through the air, giving the fairy a noble air of radiance found only from the moon at night.

Naturally, this gesture both stunned and confused the audience.

This…… is this the time to be playing a guqin?

Does she want to send the three of them on their last journey with the music?

“Oomph, if I can listen to the guqin on my last moment then I can die without regret.” Li Tianlong smiled freely like he was finally unchained from the woes of life.

He has dedicated his life to the country. To go after foiling the arch-nemesis of his belief wasn’t such a bad way to depart.

Fang Guofeng and Long Jiu agreed as well based on how calm their expressions were.

The crowd held their breath and cusped their mouths at this sight. It’s making them choke and sad for the ill-fated ending.

“Ting—”

The instrument’s sound hummed with serenity, flowing smoothly and without hindrance as it cleared the heart and souls of the listener.

What kind of tune is this?

No one could describe it.

They only know it’s intoxicating, addicting even, that they couldn’t pull themselves away from the picture conveyed through the sound.

In the end, they only had one phrase to describe it – good song!

Long Jiu, Li Tianlong and Fang Guofeng had forgotten the pain entirely as they listened to the tune. In fact, they were even getting the illusion of becoming better and more lively….

The crowd in the live broadcast also forgot about themselves as they left the comment screen empty. But gradually, some of the more perceptible took notice – the injuries on Long Jiu’s body were actually healing at speed visible to the naked eye….

WTF!

This can’t be real, right?!

Many started to doubt their own life as the goosebumps rattled their skins.

Immediately afterwards, a barrage of comments started to fire off.

Momma, the world is going crazy!

“Tingaling—”

As the last note dissipated into the air, everyone on the scene was able to return to their senses. This allowed them to take a glance at the comments that sent shockwaves across the group.

“WTF! SHIT! MY GOD!”

“My skin is tingling, imagine what this can do!!!”

“Okay? So listening to a little tune from the string can heal a life-threatening wound…”

“Can someone give me an explanation? This is good, but this is not normal at all!”

“According to my twenty years of experience in reading novels, this particular matter should belong to the category of martial cultivation!”

“Wow, I could accept Chu Yun having a time machine since its him, but how come no one told me Spring can perform those fantasy-level martial arts? Does this mean bringing someone back to life with a musical instrument is possible?”

“And you people say they’re not cultivators, HA!”

……

Song and others here were literally petrified at this point.

At first they were still trying to numb themselves by coming up with excuses, but after checking the female agent for signs of a stitch or something, they quickly gave up the hope of being scientific. There’s not even a mark on the skin, let alone a scar. If not for the trail of blood on the ground, they might even believe the entire thing was a dream.

Terrifying! Horrific!

These were merely the few words that sprung in their heads.