My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty - Chapter 266

Boy, that’s great!

“…” The corner of Dongfang Bai’s mouth twitched slightly, he was too familiar with this kind of look.

Chapter 57 The so-called heaven and **** 【For automatic subscription】

“It’s Ying Pear…”

When Dongfangbai and the others were standing at the front desk and were about to order, Kato Megumi looked in one direction. It was Ying Lili who was sitting alone far away and eating lunch. She seemed to have noticed Dongfang Bai here, and was stunned. One second and then continue eating.

It seemed unusually calm.

It’s just that the left hand holding the drink was shaking frantically, and he almost accidentally threw the plate out.

“It’s too nervous.” Dongfang Bai said with tears in his eyes. Just when he was about to invite the other party over for dinner, Ying Lili blushed and ate the rest of the food in two bites, then ran away with a plate.

Ying Lili is still running a little fast. She has been practicing Scud recently, so if she participates in the track and field club, she will definitely achieve good results.

“By the way, I heard that there is a food called ‘Hell Miso Ramen’ in the cafeteria of Toyonozaki. It is only eaten by the really strong and strong. It is called the proof of strength.”

Just when everyone was about to order, Gabriel suddenly picked up the corners of her mouth, revealing a faint smirk, this guy showed a little 823 devilish smile, Dongfang Bai knew what she was not trying to do. good thing.

Now Gabriel’s expression and actions when she speaks next to Satania are exactly the same as the legendary ‘Devil’s Whisper’, this guy really is a devil in an angel’s skin.

“…Hell Miso Ramen.” Dongfang Bai murmured, the word ‘hell’ felt a little wrong. He glanced at Megumi Kato next to him, but the other party shook his head with a slightly wrong expression.

Even the sage Kato Megumi’s bland expression changed a little, and he instantly understood that this **** miso ramen must not be something normal.

“Eh?! Is that so?”

Satania said in surprise, and suddenly she grinned and chuckled twice. At this time, Gabriel knew that she was easily hooked. Dongfang Bai covered his face with one hand, this idiot. In the end when will not be played by people.

“Yes, Bai Jun must have eaten a lot of that kind of food to become so strong!” Gabriel glanced at Dongfang Bai, (aeei) The light of ‘mischief’ in her eyes was flashing, as long as she is a discerning person You can see that this guy has bad intentions.

Too bad Satania couldn’t see it.

“…Cough, Satania, I suggest you not eat this thing first.”

Dongfang Bai coughed twice, and then gave Satania a frantic wink. His blinking made Satania stunned for two seconds, and the little red-haired demon suddenly showed a sudden realization like a thunderbolt. expression.

Well, it doesn’t seem that stupid, I understood what he meant so quickly.

I was a little relieved that just as Dongfang Bai was about to speak, the idiot demon said, “I understand! This is the master’s trial! As long as I can eat that, I can become stronger?!”

Come on, the fact that this guy is an idiot is impossible to change.

“Auntie! Here’s a bowl of **** miso ramen!!”

Satania, who did not find Dongfang Bai’s intention at all, ran to the front desk excitedly and shouted to the aunt. The other party froze in place, and asked with a slightly trembling voice: “You… Are you sure? Are you sure? wrong?”

“Yes! That’s what I want! Hell Miso Ramen!”

“One…hell miso ramen!”

The aunt shouted to the backstage, and half of the people in the cafeteria suddenly looked in the direction of the front desk, with panic and shock in their eyes, as well as a hint of pity.

Dongfang Bai looked at the eyes of the people around him and his aunt, and he felt that something was wrong. What kind of weird thing is this so-called ‘Hell Miso Ramen’ that would be feared by so many people.

Finally, after ten minutes of waiting, the noodles were all prepared. Dongfangbai’s ramen was relatively normal, but Satania’s bowl…

Red! The conspicuous blood red like a devil’s fruit, whether it is the soup base, the noodles or the side dishes, are all infected with bright red, and occasionally a few small devil peppers in the soup base can be seen.

What the **** is freak food? !

“Satania… Why don’t you have another bowl?”

Dongfang Bai was a little stunned when he saw this bowl of noodles. He could feel the strong ‘chili smell’ coming from the bowl of noodles when he sat across from it, and even half the people in the cafeteria could feel the terrifying smell.

This smell is very irritating to the eyes. If one is not careful, the eyes will be hot and red and weep, but this is just a simple smell!

Why is there such a strange thing in Toyonozaki’s cafeteria? ? ?

“It is said that there are hundreds of warriors who have challenged this in the history of Toyonozaki, but without exception, all of them entered the infirmary.” Kato Megumi’s expression was also slightly moved. If she was allowed to eat this kind of food, she would definitely not be able to eat it. .

“Wow, it seems a little too much…” Gabriel’s eyes widened, the appearance of this thing looks more terrifying than the rumors, her prank won’t give Satania a direct fix go to hell…

A real **** miso ramen! Take a bite and go straight to hell.

“Wow, it looks delicious!” Satania squinted her eyes happily, not to mention Gabriel, even Dongfang Bai didn’t understand it. She saw this bowl with normal thinking. In an instant, you will realize that something is wrong.

Why doesn’t this idiot feel it at all!

“Don’t worry, master, I will definitely pass the trial successfully! Hahaha~” Satania said with a confident smile, Gabriel was too close to her, and she was horrified to find that her face would be covered with this terror. The breath is contaminated.

No wonder this bowl of noodles came up at one end of the table, and there was no one for a few meters around the table…

“Then I’ll start!” Satania picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks. The bright red noodles were stained with terrifying soup. She ate it directly into her mouth, and her expression suddenly solidified.

Gudong.

This is the sound of swallowing. Gabriel was a little flustered when she saw such a terrifying scene. She wouldn’t have caused this demon to die on the spot, right?

“It’s so spicy, but it tastes great!!” Satania gave a thumbs up. Although her cheeks were flushed by the spicy food, her happy expression was genuine, and there was no falsehood at all.

seriously…….

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Chapter 58 I seem to have met my parents in heaven [For automatic subscription]

Gabriel just froze in place, why did the noodles look so exaggerated just because of their appearance? Could it be that her information was wrong, or that this bowl of noodles was just an empty shelf, it just looked very spicy! ?

“Can you give me a try?” Dongfang Bai leaned over curiously and asked Satania. He couldn’t just watch Satania being teased by the lovely Gabriel Demon King, and he had to help her as an idiot to win. one time!

“Oh! Master’s words are of course no problem!” Satania generously pushed the ‘Hell Miso Ramen’ in front of her in the direction of Dongfangbai, who smiled and took a bite.

At the moment when the noodles entered, his thoughts were only one sentence.

Holy crap, is this really what people eat? !

Dongfang Bai just took a casual bite and felt that the cold sweat on his back kept breaking out, but he controlled it very well, his expression was quite normal, at most his face was a little red.

“It’s really not very spicy, is it strange that you didn’t give peppers?”

Even Dongfang Bai looks like this, which makes Gabriel even more strange. How is it possible, this bowl of noodles looks so exaggerated, how can it not be spicy? !

But Gabriel found that nothing happened to Satania just now, this idiot can’t pretend, and Dongfangbai also went to try it, and said that there was no problem, which made Gabriel even more puzzled.

“It’s true…” Gabriel frowned. She wanted to play a prank on Satania, but she didn’t succeed. It seems that the information on this so-called ‘Hell Miso Ramen’ must be wrong- of.

“If you don’t believe me, try it.” Dongfang Bai pointed to the bowl of noodles. Gabriel, who had always been very curious, hesitated for a second, then leaned over to pick up a chopstick of noodles, and ate it in one go.

Um……?

It seems that something is not right.

Her delicate white cheeks quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there seemed to be a flame burning in her mouth. The moment she entered the mouth, the exaggerated spicy taste stimulated the tongue from the mouth and then rushed to the brain!

Gabriel’s face froze, her hand holding the chopsticks loosened, and then she leaned back on the chair and looked up at the sky, fainted on the spot, this guy just fainted! !

She wouldn’t have thought until she fainted that Satania, an idiot, is a taste idiot and basically can’t perceive the taste, so she can accept this terrifying ‘hell miso ramen’, and Dongfangbai has a strong control force. , is not expressed.

dozens of minutes later.

“Strange, why did Gabriel faint, that bowl of noodles tastes good…” Satania looked at Gabriel, who was being held by Dongfang Bai with one hand, and she still couldn’t understand why.

“Maybe it’s because I stayed up too late and fell asleep.”

Dongfang Bai took out a handkerchief and kept wiping the sweat on his forehead. Although he only took a sip, the power was not overpowering. The Gabriel is hard not to use this trick.

“Pfft…”

Megumi Kato on the side looked at Dongfang Bai’s embarrassed look and couldn’t help laughing out loud, it was really funny.

“So that’s it… Then Master! Have I passed the test?!” Satania looked at Dongfang Bai expectantly, and the corner of his mouth twitched and he reached out and patted the idiot little devil on the shoulder.

“You’re already a devil on your own.” Dongfang Bai’s words were completely sincere. He himself dared to say that he would never be able to eat that bowl of noodles, but this stupid girl in front of him could not only eat it, but also looked satisfied after eating it.

“What…!? Great~!” Satania smiled happily when she heard this, and then ran away.

“Bai Jun is okay, the innocent classmates just passed out.”

“It’s okay, I seem to have tasted a bite but I didn’t eat much, and my body is relatively strong.” Dongfang Bai is glad that his body is strong, and the spicy taste is barely acceptable.

“Pfft…cough!” After a while, Gabriel finally opened her blue eyes, and then began to look around. Dongfang Bai took out a bottle of mineral water that had been prepared for a long time and handed it to her. She opened it and took a sip. pour on.

ton ton ton…

A large bottle of mineral water was put into her small body in one breath, and it was so drinkable. It seemed that she was really hot. She said softly with a look of fear on her face: “Dabai, you **** is plotting against me!!”

0･･･････････････････････････････

“I didn’t expect you to actually be fooled.” Dongfang Bai showed a smile. If it wasn’t for Gabriel’s suspicion, he might not have been fooled.

“I seemed to have met my parents in heaven just now…”

“Although this sentence is fine, I always feel that something is wrong.” Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and complained.

Gabriel suddenly made a serious expression. She also put her hands together and looked like a devout believer, and said, “God, please destroy mankind!”

This is not at all like what an angel said.

…

“So, how much have you prepared for tonight’s courage test event?”

………….

“Report, the specific location has been found!”

A group of girls secretly held a secret meeting in a room, and the leader was the three Kashima three guards guarded by Fumino Furuhashi. She said with a sly expression: “Very good!”

“Next, you just need to make sure that Dongfang Jun and Princess Wen Nai are in a group! Then create all kinds of opportunities in the forest!”

“Create opportunities?”

“That’s right! We’re going to send people in to play ghosts and scare them!”

Kashima’s proposal was obviously very correct, and the other people beside him all had expressions of “so it is”. There was a rule in the courage test meeting that it was generally a group of two people, a man and a woman.

And Toyonozaki’s annual courage-testing event is also an event with a lot of couples. Many people get together after the courage-testing event, so this event is very important.

“But how do we get Princess Guqiao and Dongfangjun to draw a group?” One of the girls asked. If the two were not in a group, this action would be meaningless.

“Of course it’s not that simple! We have inner ghosts in the student council…Bah, we have someone on the official side. It should be no problem to draw lots and do a little black box operation!”

Kashima’s eyes flickered, they had made very adequate preparations for this matter, and now everything is ready and they only owe the east wind!

“Operation in the dark box…???” for a long time.

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Chapter 59 When did you buy these things [For automatic subscription]

When Dongfang Bai was on a school trip, there were only Omi and Sagiri left at home. Because the entire second year of high school went to the school trip, the head teacher of Doma Mai also went with him, resulting in no class in the afternoon and an early return from school. Family.

“Oh, it feels so good to be able to go home early to play!” Mui Tsushima’s eyes narrowed when he returned home, and he turned around. The originally neat high school uniform was flying around like a goddess scattered flowers.

Then, with extremely agile movements, it shrank to a state of ‘salted fish buried’, hurried to the living room, picked up the loose white shirt and shorts that had been prepared earlier, and put it on, then jumped up skillfully and grabbed the door of the refrigerator. Get an oversized bottle of iced Coke.

ton ton ton…

The cold cola was opened and poured into the mouth, but the weight of a full two liters was lifted up with one hand by this girl with “eight two three” arms. Usually, even a bottle cap would be pitifully turned to Dongfang Bai for help. , now she has no problem unscrewing the Tianling cover of Coke.

“Huh! Refreshing! This is the enjoyment of life!”

Tsushima sighed contentedly. She put down the Fat House Happy Water in her hand, and the first sip of Happy Water when she came home every day was really great.

“Hum~ I’m not at home today, let’s ask Sagiri what to eat at night!” Xiaobu chuckled, she got Dongfangbai and gave tens of thousands of neon coins as food expenses in the past three days, two It is enough for girls to eat at home.

If she really can’t think of a way to get food, she can also find the goblin next door to eat it. The goblin’s meal can be said to be super good!

Tumabu hummed a song and ran up to the second floor to his room. He slammed open the closet and took out the prize that his brother won in the boxing championship.