My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 26

026… Justified that he’s bent

Xiao Luo has been busy all night. He rushed three small games to come out overnight: ‘Find the difference’, ‘Pet Salon’ 1 , and ‘fighting the landlord’! 2

The first game is about finding the difference. He dragged it on for a few days, starting to write the code before Ling Su took him to “meet the parents”, and it was only now that it came to an end.

The second one simulates the various dress-up games for girly hearts developed by Ling Su’s Xingchen Studio.

The third one is the modified version of Fighting the Landlords, which is quite popular on QQ, and the bet has become…charm value!

Xiao Luo obviously wrote the code with some selfishness, and after debugging was over, it was just dawn, so he sent it directly to King.

He thought that King should not be there at the moment, but the other party responded in seconds.

King: Very diligent. Did you stay up late last night?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Well… the night is long and I don’t want to sleep.

King: What bad thing did you do?

Xiao Luo’s complexion flushed, but fortunately, the fur on his face made him look less awkward.

What bad thing?

He spent 798 love points in exchange for 4000 charm points, was it a loss?

After escaping from that place, for more than half an hour, his brain was in a state of severe hypoxia and he had breathing difficulties. Was this a work injury? Can he be reimbursed?

When Xiao Luo was nervous, he couldn’t help thinking wildly.

When he reacted, he realized that he was stupid!

King’s QQ system is different from the normal QQ. After setting up the automatic conversion of consciousness to text, all the complaints in his brain are converted into text and transmitted.

It’s just that he forgot to change the automatic conversion function to manual in order to write the code in a hurry!

Suddenly, Xiao Luo stood up like a dead fish who had lost its life.

After tens of seconds of silence, the other side sent a message.

King: Two limited-time transformation cards, did you steal kisses twice?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Bursting into tears.jpg*

King: So, what happened in the middle of the act?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I refuse to answer!

After Xiao Luo secretly modified the settings, he replied righteously.

King: Oh, that Fighting The Landlords, is rejected.

Xiao Luo was speechless, this was definitely revenge. Was it because he didn’t satisfy the other party’s desire for gossip?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, you are so unkind! Ah ah ah…

King: Few of those little guys in the group have more than three digits of charm value balance, you should change your target if you want to rob.

Xiao Luo thought about it carefully, it’s really like that. Once they become an Internet celebrity, their popularity will skyrocket, and the speed will be the same as flying by plane. But the charm value is different, they can only interact with the owner, or…transfer it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, send me a red envelope. Don’t have to give a lot, just pack a charm value and love value of seventy to eighty thousand, drooling.jpg*

King: Little Orange Cat, it’s dawn.

The implication: Wake up, stop dreaming.

Xiao Luo fell to the ground listlessly. What should he do? Before realizing that he liked Ling Su, he could simply steal kisses from the shoveling officer with a righteous attitude of increasing charm value, but once his mind became clear, he would have… all kinds of struggles and hesitations.

Especially last night, the deep kiss was so emotional that he couldn’t control himself. It made him feel dizzy and in all kinds of absent states in retrospect.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, I seem to like the same sex.

King: Ling Su?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How do ​​you know all this?

King: Because I know everything, um~ o(*￣▽￣*)o

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, can you tell me: What should I do to make Ling Su like me?

King: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I have checked the game program. I will update the system later.

Xiao Luo nodded ignorantly, what’s the answer? Hey, why was the avatar grayed out!

Half a minute later, Xiao Luo realized with hindsight that King really was a one-of-a-kind existence. He said he’ll update and it was updated. He was kicked out of the system directly. It was cruel and ruthless.

The sky was getting brighter.

Ling Su started to get up.

Xiao Luo sneaked out his head and took a peek, and found that the shoveling officer was a bit abnormal today. He opened his eyes and didn’t find the cat for the first time. Instead, he went to the toilet and took a bath!

After waiting patiently for more than ten minutes, he found that Ling Su’s hair was slightly damp, and he went to the balcony with a pair of freshly washed underwear. Seeing this he blushed immediately.

The effect of [Sleep until dawn]  should not be false.

Ling Su took a cold shower, and his mind finally woke up. It seemed that he had a dream, a fragrant spring dream that eventually ended without any surprise.

In the dream, there was a young man lying on him. He couldn’t see the facial features. His body quickly reacted. He immediately counterattacked and rushed to catch up. The two of them fell on the endless grass, entangled closely, and they could clearly feel each other’s hot breath. The juvenile’s seductive breath, the soft and smooth touch, everything felt real and not at all like a dream. Suddenly there was rain pouring from the sky, and the boy disappeared inexplicably. He anxiously searched for him, but to no avail, and gradually lost his way…

Ling Su was not sure how long this dream lasted. When he woke up, he found that his body was sticky. Only then did he wake up: The twins of the Yang family jokingly called him an ascetic monk with no desires, but today he had such a dream.

The other person was still a teenager of whom he couldn’t see the face.

The point is: same sex!

After Ling Su was silent for a moment, he sent a message to the eldest brother of the Ling family: Brother, when are you going to have a second child with sister-in-law?

Ling Yan was awakened by his younger brother’s text message early in the morning. Upon reading the content, he felt inexplicable: Why do you want to know?

After Ling Su seriously analyzed his state, he replied concisely: I think I probably like the same sex, so I have to find a good heir in advance.

The eldest brother of the Ling family looked intently and instantly came to his senses: Whose child did you kidnap?

Ling Su was speechless, shouldn’t he be questioned at this time: Which little fairy hooked your soul!?

Anyhow, it’s his own brother, how can he suspect him like this!

Ling Yan didn’t wait for him to answer, he just called.

“Ring ring~” The bell rang perseveringly, Ling Su recovered and pressed the answer button.

It happened that Xiao Luo sneaked over and hid in the corner to listen.

Ling Yan: “Who is he? What’s his name? How old is he? Whose child? Is there a photo?” Ling Su was bombarded with questions.

Ling Su helplessly held his forehead: “I don’t know.” It was just a dream, he didn’t even see his face clearly. However, it was precisely because of this dream that he determined his sexual orientation instead. In fact, he was skeptical long before. But the problem is, he neither liked girls nor boys, but liked a platonic spiritual lover who appeared in his dreams.

Ling Yan: “Why don’t you know? Didn’t you even start thinking about the heir? In other words, are you going to spend a lifetime with him?”

Ling Su’s eyebrows trembled, and for the first time he noticed that his calm elder brother also had another face. He can talk a lot.

“After I find him, I’ll tell you. Also, don’t tell grandpa and parents about this in advance. Well, that’s it, I’ll hang up.”

Ling Su quickly cut off the call and started to regret telling the matter to his big brother. It’s just that the two brothers have been in a very good relationship since childhood. He did this according to his habit. He did not expect that because of such a habit, all the men around him were listed as key observation objects by Ling Yan.

Xiao Luo eavesdropped for a while, still confused, and was about to slip away. Ling Su just turned around and saw him. So after three seconds of hesitation, he swished and ran away.

“Xiao Pang, why are you running away?” Ling Su was puzzled.

After Xiao Luo hurriedly hid, he just received the QQ prompt: the update is complete, do you want to check?

His hand speed was too fast, so he clicked to confirm, and then he was stunned.

In addition to three more mini games, there is one more thing in the love exchange area.

Directional Transformation Card: You can pinch your face and design your own shape. The time limit is five minutes, and the effects can be superimposed.

Price: 599 love value

Pet Salon : Original –  寵物大換裝

Fighting the landlord : (斗地主) ‘fighting the landlord’ is a card game in the genre of shedding and gambling. It is one of the most popular card games played in China.