My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 27
027… Shameless Little Fairy
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Xiao Luo was silent for three seconds, and then sent a message to King to confirm.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King! Is the directional transformation card specially customized for me?
King: No, you think too much.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thank you, King! Then, is 599 love points a bit too high? Is there a discount?
King: Knock his head.jpg*
Xiao Luo made a crying expression and wanted to continue bargaining for some benefits, but Ling Su found him at this moment and gave him a milk bottle directly.
”Xiao Pang, eat.” The shoveling officer said as he stretched out his hand to touch the fluffy little orange cat’s head.
Xiao Luo was dumbfounded for an instant: The moment he was touched just now, his body seemed to be hit by an electric current, his whole body numb, and he was about to faint comfortably!
This, this is an illusion, right?
It must be the sequelae of doing bad things before.
”Why are you standing stupidly?” Ling Su muttered in confusion, then flung up a handful of cat fur.
This time, Xiao Luo finally did not feel the sensation of an electric shock at that moment. After a cute meow, he lowered his head and quickly hugged the baby bottle and started sucking.
”Xiao Pang, stay obediently. I have something to be busy with in the morning, and I will take you out to play in the afternoon.”
”Meow~”
Ling Su smiled and turned to the study.
Xiao Luo dragged the baby bottle and followed him wittily, and found that the shit shovel officer was really abnormal today: First, he didn’t go out for morning exercises. Second, after a few bites of breakfast, he turned on the computer and started a video conference.
After the meeting lasted for more than an hour, Ling Su followed up and answered two phone calls, as if from the company, with a serious and concise tone of voice.
Until ten o’clock in the morning, the shit shoveling officer who finished his business, took the sketchbook from the drawer, and began to paint. During the process of the milk solution being warm to completely cooling off, Xiao Luo was always in a state of pervertedly staring at Ling Su. When he realized how embarrassing his behavior was, Ling Su just put down the pencil in his hand.
As soon as he looked up, Ling Su saw the little orange cat hiding half of his body in the corner, and suddenly realized: No wonder he always felt that something was wrong, it turned out that he was “surveilled”! And looking at those little eyes, they looked quite resentful.
Recalling how his elder brother and his nephew were getting along, Ling Su secretly said: Xiao Pang is wronged, right? Because of being left out all morning?
”Xiao Pang, come here.” The shit shovel officer waved.
Xiao Luo’s scalp was numb: What should I do when I was caught peeping at others? Waiting online, very anxious!
King: Acting like a baby, being cute, resisting, and not admitting it.
Xiao Luo was shocked. Because his thoughts were too strong, his consciousness had been transformed into words and sent to the king.
It’s just that Ling Su appeared so suddenly that he didn’t have time to withdraw from the QQ system.
Then, just like a fool, keeping the chat dialog box hanging on his head, he peeped at the shit shovel officer for most of the morning.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I think I’m poisoned!
King: The poison of lovesickness?
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Horror.jpg*
King: I still remember asking you before, about the love between people, monsters, and the same sex. Do you have the answer now?
Xiao Luo was confused, is it his illusion? Why did he think that the king supported him to come out of the closet?
King: Just let it go.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Great King, you are like my master!
King: …manually, goodbye.
Then, the portrait turned gray decisively.
Xiao Luo was at a loss, what horrible things did he say?
”Xiao Pang?” After waiting for a long time, without the little orange cat taking the initiative to come forward, Ling Su finally walked over by himself. He bent over and picked up the wandering hairy child, and the baby bottle with the remaining milk.
It is said that raising a child is strenuous, especially when the child is young, it requires special attention and energy. Ling Su finally believed it!
Hit, scold? That is absolutely forbidden. You must have enough patience and care to understand the children’s mind and use their thinking mode to think about problems.
”Why are you acting weird today? Did I do something wrong that made you angry?” The shit shovel officer asked gently.
The voice was soft.
Xiao Luo felt that he couldn’t help but transform into a wolf!
”Meow!” The little orange cat pretended to respond with tears in her heart: You did nothing wrong, but I can’t control myself, so I really want to do something discordant to you!
The fluffy claws tentatively rested on the back of the shovel officer’s hand, moving up little by little… His eyes slid all the way from the slender, beautifully shaped hands to the other’s straight long legs. The cat’s ears were shaking comfortably: Last night, oh no, to be precise, it was early this morning, he had tightly wrapped these long legs…
Damn! Xiao Luo gave himself a paw in time, and suddenly became sober: You can’t show this kind of idiotic expression in broad daylight! It will scare people away!
If the king knew his thoughts, he would probably give him three words: think too much.
If Ling Su could see through the little orange cat’s mind through this fluffy cat face, he would probably be refined too.
#My chubby is upset, what should I do?#
Old Luo said: Just kiss.
”Boom—-” Ling Su thought for a while, bowed his head and kissed the little orange cat’s forehead.
The voice is too sexy, Xiao Luo almost fainted: tears flowed into his face.jpg* my shit shovel officer teased me every day, if I don’t do something, would I be sorry for him?
”Don’t get angry, I am all yours in the afternoon.”
”Meow~”
”Xiao Pang, come let me show you your mama.”
WTF? Xiao Luo turned his head in surprise, seriously wondering if the shit shovel officer had gotten water in his head.
After he saw the content of the sketchbook, he almost died of brain congestion: Damn, Ling Su, you actually drew a little yellow picture, seriously! It’s so… shameful.
Xiao Luo struggled to piece together the content: The endless prairie? Two men without clothes? In the jungle, mating.
While being hit hard, there was a flash of inspiration in his mind: Ling Su likes men?!
Will straight men surreptitiously draw little yellow gay pictures?
The answer must be no.
After Xiao Luo came to this conclusion, his heart jumped for a few minutes, nervous and excited so much that he wanted to sing loudly, and then— a sudden basin of cold water poured down from his head , making his heart cold.
What did the shit shovel officer say? Let me show you your mama!
Ling Su thought he was his father, so the meaning of mama was self-evident.
Xiao Luo’s mood which was riding a roller coaster immediately landed at the bottom of the valley. Forcing himself to stare at the little yellow picture, which is actually quite beautiful in style, he burst into tears: He didn’t know the person in this painting!
Which shameless little fairy hooked the soul of his shit shovelling officer!