My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 30.1

Chapter 30… YinWu Team + Two Scripts

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League of Legends is a competitive game that requires the keyboard and mouse to be operated at the same time. It has a very wide audience. From elementary school players to professional competitive players, there is one thing in common: they have flexible hands !

This was also Xiao Luo’s biggest weakness. Even though he had four paws now, it was difficult to control the mechanical keyboard and mouse at the same time. So even if he could write thousands of lines of code at a time, he was doomed to lose with the keyboard operation, if he was lucky, he might somehow win. If he was not lucky, it would be like now ﹉five rookies were going to die.

[Have you seen the official website?] Xiao Luo finally struggled: [Do you know this game? Do you have a basic idea of ​​which position you want to play and which hero? Also, do you know the QWER button on the keyboard?]

[ Is it about being able to operate a mouse?]

[Xiao Miao, don’t worry, Lao Luo helped me register an account yesterday! ] Luo Baibai quickly comforted him.

[My family Chenchen also helped me register an account! 】Wu Huan supplemented it in a soft and waxy manner.

[Lao Li definitely wanted me not to pester him, and he also registered an account for me. 】The loud voice was full of duplicity and an obviously disgusted tone.

Xiao Luo’s heart was desperate. These guys who treat pets as sons were really unreasonable. Pets, pets, and pets.

Hey, they all have the same virtue as his shit shovel officer, so troublesome.

[My little sister hasn’t helped me to create an account yet. Or, let’s change the game] Husky cautiously suggested . Although he was carefree, he felt a little uncomfortable to think that he was going to lose face in front of his friends.

Xiao Luo just wanted to nod, when the genius Luo Baibai said very enthusiastically [Xiao Er, don’t worry, I can read and remember Lao Luo’s ID number, I’ll help you register! ]

Luo Qingqiu registered an account and Luo Baibai watched him from the side. He always wanted an opportunity to apply , for he has always had a serious love of learning. He simply could not hold in anymore!

But for Xiao Luo, it was indeed the last straw to break the camel’s back.1 The idiom “the straw that broke the camel’s back”, describes the minor or routine action that causes an unpredictably large and sudden reaction, because of the cumulative effect of small actions., alluding to the proverb “it is the last straw that breaks the camel’s back”.

Forget it, just do it, wait for them to receive more blows and die more often, probably the enthusiasm will dissipate.

Five are in place.

Top Lane : Macaw-Coco, hero: Darius, the hand of Noxus.2 I myself am not very familiar with the gaming terms, this is what I could find on google : Top Laner : The top laner goes to the top lane. Traditionally isolated from the team, this position assesses the map and looks to put pressure on enemy objectives. To protect high firepower but easy-to-kill teammates, they also need to take the brunt of the damage in team fights. Darius : Darius is the epitome of a bruiser – a type of champion who is difficult to kill, while also dealing a decent amount of damage. His Apprehend (E) ability pulls all enemies in front of him into melee range, which is great for engaging priority targets.

Jungler: Orange Cat-Xiao Luo, Hero: Master-Yi, the Wuju Bladesman. 3Jungler: Perhaps the most difficult role and concept to understand. The jungler does not enter any of the designated lanes; his role is to roam around the whole map, killing neutral monsters to earn gold for better equipment and look for opportunities to “gank” – assist an ally champion by ambushing their opposite number. Master Yi : Master Yi is a champion that deals tonnes of damage, and is relatively simple to control. His signature move Alpha Strike (Q) teleports him a short distance to a target enemy and does damage to enemies in the area. The best part is, during the teleport, he is untargetable and automatically dodges all enemy abilities.

Mid laner: Husky-Xiao Er, hero: Ryze, the Rune Mage.4Mid laner : The heart of the team. Placed right in the centre of the map, the mid laner must deal high damage, watch out for ganks, and assist allied lanes when necessary. Often focusing on damage through abilities rather than basic attacks, they need to have good reflexes to consistently hit fast-moving opponents. Ryze : Ryze has good ballistics and powerful spell skills, and can easily suppress opponents and make up in the early stages. In team battles, the terrifying range of damage can instantly kill the vulnerable heroes of the enemy. The directional control skill “Runic Imprisonment” and the range output skill “Spell Surge” allow Ryze to be a fish in the water on the battlefield and easily collect the enemy’s head in his own hands.

ADC: Pudding Hamster-Wu Huan, Hero;  Shooter-Ashe 5 ADC : Attack Damage Carry (ADC) will play in the bottom lane. Their main objective is to cause as much damage as possible through hard-hitting basic attacks. However, their low-health always makes them a high priority target for the enemy. Ashe : Ashe in the game is a long-range shooter with powerful slowing and control abilities. This hero is permanently free for all players to use on the Chinese server.

Support: Guinea Pig – Luo Baibai, Heroes: Garen, the might of Demacia. 6Support : The supposedly boring role who joins the ADC in the bottom lane, and assists and protects allies where needed. Despite being seen as a useless role by most beginners due to lack of damage, the healer’s positive effect abilities are crucial in team fights. Garen: Garen is capable of dishing out high amounts of damage, has incredible sustain, and can become ludicrously tanky with the right build. Despite Garen’s simplistic kit, he can be rather hard to master as his lack of mobility and late-game damage can prove troublesome.

All are the heroes of novice players. Nothing remarkable.

One has to say that the owners of these few are very caring. You don’t have the full currency to buy heroes? Oh, it’s okay, Baba has money!

Because the other four are all novices, after unanimous discussion, they decided to listen to the instructions of the little orange cat. He is also a half-hearted Xiao Luo. He wisely chose the human-computer battle mode and started their first time in a group to be abused by bots. The dark history that will always be remembered.

[Coco, you stay in order. Don’t always go to Wu Huan’s side for nothing. 】

The macaw pinched the mouse with one paw, shaking like the wind, while tapping the keyboard with a hook-like mouth. Because the mechanical keyboard and the mouse are a bit far away, Coco moved the mouse to the left side of the keyboard, but… the keyboard cracked with its peck. It’s position was completely shit, not to mention the skills, even clicking at the correct place was difficult for it.

[Oh my god, little orange cat, why is this screen so flowery, my mouth hurts a little. ]

Xiao Luo scratched his face: I think the keyboard that you are pecking at hurts even more.

[Husky , don’t just go out to have fun. Remember to accumulate your skills, and there will be occasional opportunities for output. 】

【Xiao Miao, I can’t hit that monster ah ah ah. 】

Husky also learnt something, pulled the mouse to the front, but the problem is…

[How do you use your mouth to control the mouse position? Also, step on the keyboard with your paws. The skill key is QWER, R is for big moves, etc. You can only use it when you level up later, so you don’t need to step on it now. ]

Xiao Luo’s heart is so tired.

The only thing that comforted him: Luo Baibai and Wu Huan were quite worry-free, but the small paws of the guinea pig and hamster were too small and exquisite. It was impossible to control the keyboard and mouse at the same time.

In addition, Xiao Luo himself also felt like he was in a hurry and couldn’t take care of everything. In the first round of the human-machine battle, there was no doubt: a disastrous defeat!

He thought that after a miserable loss, these little guys should have an epiphany: League of Legends is really not suitable for them, it is better to play Fruit Lianliankan.

But in reality?

[It’s so fun, hahaha, it’s so cool, go on!] Coco, with a loud voice, pecked at the keyboard excitedly, almost destroying the Q button.

[I think we can win the next hand! 】Husky didn’t seem to be hit by the loss at all, and sat down on the mouse.

[Good job, come on, okay~] Wuhuan and Luo Baibai were happy and gave a  high-five. They were in good spirits and had the urge to play again.

Xiao Luo was left speechless and asked the sky: Why is it so difficult for the cat to live!

God seemed to hear his heart, and king replied.

King: From the perspective of Feng Shui, blue smoke is blowing towards the north, which means good luck.

Orange Cat – Xiao Luo: King! ! Cry loudly. jpg, I want a plug-in!

King: Touch the dog head.jpg , I think you want to beg.

Orange Cat Yi Xiao Luo: I’m normal. Luo Baibai and the others will be abused to death, ooh ooh, you are good at this, let me have permission…

King: League of legends?

Orange Cat- Xiao Luo: Yes!

King: Can you win on all fours?

Xiao Luo fell silent for a moment, of course not! He is not a professional player

King: Who did you see with blue smoke on his head just now?

Orange Cat Yi Xiao Luo: Su Chen from Wu Huan’s Family, Movie Emperor Su.

King: I see. Be careful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Didn’t you say that blue smoke is blowing towards north which is good luck? Why be careful?

Xiao Luo was confused and looked back at the four of them who were gathered around to discuss the details of the game vigorously. He lifted up his short legs and took a look, a clear idea gradually came to mind: Maybe they need a gamepad that fits here!

Orange Cat – Xiao Luo: King! I have an idea!

Xiao Luo explained his ideas one by one. League of Legends does not have a gamepad, but he has a way to match the port so that it will not be detected as an abnormality. The only point is that he can’t do it now. The game controllers on the market are for human use. If they are replaced by small ones, they will definitely not benefit much from it. This problem can be solved by King!

King: Yes, send it to me when you are done.

Orange Cat – Xiaoluo: Meme Da. jpg

King: By the way, finish writing the fifteen game programs that you owe me as well.

Xiao Luo instantly pretended to be dead and became busy.

[Little Meow, let’s have another game?] Husky enthusiastically twisted his butt and got close to the little orange cat, rubbing against Xiao Luo with his fluffy head.

Editor : Xiamby