My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 31

031… Thinking too much is a disease

[Part (1/2)]

Everything happened so suddenly that it caught people off guard!

Xiao Luo watched Film Emperor Su fall. The dark shadow turned around and ran. He wished to rush over and give that person two slaps!

The macaw that originally hovered above Director Li Wei flew out first , pecking and grabbing at the assailant, while cursing: “Kill you with a thousand knives, you thief! I’ll hit your lungs!”

Ling Su quickly reacted, handing the little orange cat to the people around him, ran over quickly, and worked with Director Li to capture the person . Luo Qingqiu and Bai Qingyun were responsible for calling the police and calling an ambulance respectively .

Xiao Luo was stunned, and hurriedly opened the QQ Mall, looking for anything that could be used. Apart from the universal wishing card, there were only amulets with the combination of 9999+9999. Unfortunately, because the charm value was negative, he can’t buy anything!

It’s not just him, except for Luo Baibai, the other three pets there were all paupers.

[ I bought one amulet.] When Xiao Luo was hesitating whether to ask Luo Baibai for help, Genius Guinea Pig had no need to remind him and made a decision, [I just don’t know if it will work. ] A small triangle card with a red string hung on it was held by Luo Baibai in his hand. It looked small and compact, exuding a sacred luster.

[Xiao Xiao, let’s send it to Wu Huan! 】

【Good. ]

Xiao Luo felt a warm feeling in his heart: This is probably the taste of friendship.

Luo Qingqiu just hung up the phone. He found that the two pets who had stayed peacefully with him had run out.

The little orange cat and the guinea pig ran towards the place where Su Chen fell, and Xiao Er from Bai Qingyun’s family also followed.

[Chenchen, is it painful? I’ll blow it for you, woooooo, there is a lot of blood…] Wu Huan was terrified, and he kept crying against Su Chen’s cheek.

“I’m fine, don’t be afraid, Wu Huan.” King Su’s face was pale, his expression could not conceal his pain, and his voice was weak as if it would be blown away by the wind at any time.

Without even looking at the wound and just by smelling the bloody smell, Xiao Luo knew that Su Chen’s injury should be serious. He couldn’t help but feel annoyed: If he reminded Wu Huan earlier, would he be able to avoid this disaster?

Luo Bai touched Wu Huan’s head, and comforted: [Don’t cry, Wu Huan. You put on this amulet for Chenchen. ]

The effect of the amulet was immediate. Su Chen’s face looked a lot better, his breathing steadied down gradually.

[Chenchen, nothing will happen to you . The pain will go away with a kiss! ] Wu Huan kissed King Su on the cheek a few times, and finally his tears stopped.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Luo finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Upon closer inspection, the blue smoke on Su Chen’s head had disappeared at some point, and he couldn’t help but wonder: King said that the blue smoke was a good omen, and he reminded him to be careful afterwards, and the result— –

Su Chen accident.

But fortunately, with the amulet, Su Chen should be fine, but it is inevitable he was injured badly.

“Why is it you?” Li Wei’s voice was obviously surprised.

After the murderer was subdued, his hands were tied back and was made to kneel on the ground. He was attacked and pecked by the macaw from time to time. He was suddenly embarrassed, and there were a few more scars on his face.

“Director Li, is it someone you know?” Ling Su wrapped the dagger used by the other party with a handkerchief so that the police could collect evidence. After looking back, he discovered that the person with his whole body wrapped up. turned out to be a woman.

Xiao Luo heard the voice of his own shit shoveling officer, and looked at it curiously: Putting aside the blood stains on her face, this woman looks very young. She should be no more than twenty-five years old, her looks were mediocre.It’s just that she was too hostile which looked scary.

“Yeah.” Li Wei nodded slightly with a complicated expression, “She is Wei Yuan’s life assistant, called Huang Yan.”

[Who is Wei Yuan? ] Xiao Luo was at a loss. He knew only a few of the big stars in the entertainment industry.

[It’s Chenchen’s boyfriend. ] Suddenly, Wu Huan said something, and promptly solved Xiao Luo’s confusion.

Boy friend? Xiao Luo was shocked. He remembered sneaking through the diaries of the little guys in the king’s harem group a few days ago, and turned to a diary of Wu Huan. In November last year, he said that Su Chen was out on a date.!

But to the outside world, King Su has never made his love affair public. Judging from his past style and conduct, it is obviously not a person who would hide his love affair for the sake of popularity.

Therefore, if Wu huan is right, Su Chen’s concealment is probably for another person.

“Spicy little fresh meat 1 little fresh meat :Little fresh meat is an internet buzz word in China used to describe handsome young males. It is most commonly used for celebrities, particularly a rising star. outside the eighteenth line?” , Hearing this, Coco immediately said in a loud voice, “The shameless guy, he must be jealous of Su Chenchen’s role in Lao Li’s movie!” As a parrot, there was nothing wrong with thinking so straightforwardly.

The other people and animals didn’t feel that there was anything wrong with Coco’s loud voice. But Huang Yan, who was already embarrassed, roared with a sullen expression, “You are not allowed to insult Wei Yuan!”

“Quack~ I will say whatever~ eighteenth line~little white face~shameless! Eating soft rice~selling ass~!” The macaw flapped its wings, shaking out the gossip.

The causes and consequences of grievances can be explained clearly in just one sentence.

Xiao Luo turned into a detective, analysed the words of the macaw and came to the conclusion: this is a tangled love triangle. Wei Yuan “committed” to Su Chen in order to reach the top position. Huang Yan felt that Film Emperor Su was bullying others, so she wanted to save the person she liked?

This “rescue” method is really…brainless.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded.He made up a small yellow book that was over 100,000 characters long, and looked back at the calmness of the official face of shoveling shit. He couldn’t help but feel a little sad: When will he be able to achieve such a ride with Ling Su? The same as before?

Huang Yan, who was identified as having brain disease, could not wait to rush to kill the macaw: “Shut up! You dead bird!”

“La la la~ I’m so happy, you’re so angry. I won’t shut up!” Not only did he not shut up, but he was still excited. At the beginning, he attacked her from time to time. The macaw’s claws were not just beautiful, but several sneak attacks. Later, Huang Yan was shot so many times that she fell to the ground.

Is it really appropriate to torture the murderer like this before the police arrives?

Xiao Luo looked at the badly injured King Su and the tearful Wu Huan. Taking advantage of Ling Su not paying attention, he decisively stepped forward to put his original idea into practice. He raised his paw and hit Huang Yan’s face a few times.

Husky also rushed forward, his claws were not strong, he peed directly at Huang Yan’s face…

Xiao Luo was speechless. Several pets were torturing the murderer, and the owners turned a blind eye to it.

Because King Su was injured on his abdomen , he was bleeding heavily. They were worried that moving his position would worsen the wound. Li Wei didn’t move his position, and he whispered to appease: “The ambulance will be here soon. Hold it up.”

Su Chen nodded weakly.

No one mentioned Wei Yuan again.

The police car and the ambulance arrived at the scene at the same time. As an eyewitness, Ling Su and his team cooperated to assist in the investigation. Li Wei wanted to accompany Su Chen into the ambulance, but was stopped . He almost cursed with anger. Fortunately, his brain was still clever, and he didn’t speak directly when he saw so many strangers there.

“What’s the matter with the wound on the suspect’s body?” asked the little Police officer.

Ling Su pretended not to hear, and handed over the dagger Huang Yan used to commit the murder: “I wrapped the hilt of the dagger with my handkerchief, the fingerprints should not have damaged. The blood on this dagger belongs to the victim.” The cat’s paw print and the parrot’s scratch marks were still relatively easy to identify, and the little Police brother Police was quite cooperative and changed the subject: “Thank you for your cooperation.”

“This is our duty as good citizens.” Ling Su had an appropriate smile on his face.

Xiao Luo saw the whole conversation: The shit shovel officer pretending to be serious was adorable!

That night, Coco was taken back by Lao Luo and waited for Director Li to pick him up the next day.

Husky seemed to be a little frightened. Before leaving, the voice of saying goodbye to Xiao Luo was weak: [Xiao Miao, see you tomorrow. ]

Xiao Luo wanted to touch the little dog’s head. It was a small dog only a month old and saw someone getting injured in front of it. It would surely have some impacts on him. Bai Qingyun was apparently aware of this, she held husky all the way and comforted softly.

Editor : Xiambyr

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