My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 31.2

031… Thinking too much is a disease

[Part (2/2)]

On the other hand, Ling Su?

“Pang, I think I should put you in the cat backpack next time I go out.” The shovel officer carried the bag in one hand and the little orange cat in the other.

Xiao Luo’s heart suddenly refreshed.

“Meow…” How can you do this!

“You’re not obedient, you really want to scare me to death.” The voice was full of helplessness.

In all fairness, when Ling Su saw the little orange cat break free from Luo Qingqiu and stupidly ran over, he really wanted to pick it up and stuff it into the cat backpack. But the Guinea pig from the old Luo family and Husky from Bai Qingyun also followed. He can only open one eye and close one eye.

“The gangster is cruel, what should I do if you are injured?”

“Meow!” Xiao Luo lowered his head guiltily.

“You are such a small one. If you are trampled on, will you not directly turn into a puddle of meat! The pile of cat food and toys I bought for you will never be eaten or used. There will be some other cat in the future to inherit your inheritance and sleep with your shit shoveler…” Ling Su whispered. At first glance it can be said that the chuunibyou skills were lit up.

Originally, Xiao Luo was rather depressed. His words went in from one ear and went out from the other. He almost exploded when he heard the last sentence!

“Meow!” How can you sleep with others!

No, he can’t sit still! He has to think quickly and take Ling Su down, otherwise if a little fairy comes to snatch someone from him, who will he cry to…

Thinking about this, Xiao Luo turned his attention to the QQ system. Originally, because the popularity value and charm value were both negative, he did not pay much attention to the exchange area in the mall, but today the situation is different!

Just earning more than 10,000 popularity points from Coco and Wu Huan, plus the original balance, Xiao Luo, who now has 13,000+ popularity points, instantly straightened his back, and he felt a sense of pride as a peasant overturning his fate.

Most things in the mall are exchanged by popularity value and charm value together. Only a small number of individual exchanges are used to prevent Internet celebrities like Coco , with a large number of popularity points, from vacating the charm value and not being able to exchange anything.

Among these few, they include basic consumables such as pet rations and daily necessities. But the types are relatively simple, and there are some special functional items left, such as [sleeping until dawn] professional medicine for poor sleep, [Quietly Dive into your dreamland] Have a cute date with your master?

Huh? ! There is such a thing unexpectedly!

Xiao Luo’s eyes flashed suddenly, and when he looked at the price, he was instantly sluggish: 12888 popularity value!

Really expensive.

But, the price is worth the function!

Hehehe…Little Orange Cat covered his mouth with his paws, his smile gradually changed.

“Pang, did you know that you were wrong?” Ling Su talked about it for a long time, and finally stopped. Seeing that the little orange cat lowered his head and turned his back to him as if he was confessing seriously, he couldn’t help but feel softened.

“Meow~” Xiao Luo turned his head and responded happily.

Ling Su was silent. He suddenly felt that he was playing the piano to the cow, wasting his energy.

In order to prevent his attempts from being seen through, Xiao Luo resisted the impulse and moved his attention away from [Sneak into your dreamland quietly] and moved elsewhere.

In terms of popularity, he doesn’t have to worry about it now. There are video bonuses and weekend live broadcasts. Then there will be no less value. Even if he is not as popular as Luo Baibai, he should still have tens of thousands of likes. .

The key lies in his negative charm value of more than 80,000. He didn’t know if there were any charm value for kissing in Ling Su’s dream?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King! I have a question to ask.

King: Touching the dog’s head. jpg

Xiao Luo thought : is this attitude of greeting too discordant?

After hesitating, he decided it would be better to be tactful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, you said that blue smoke was a good omen, but Chenchen from Wu Huan’s Family was stabbed by someone!

King: I know

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Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Shocked. jpg

How do you know everything? Xiao Luo almost asked. Later, when he thought about it, it was right. Even something like the QQ system could be developed by King. Luo Baibai exchanged an amulet. King must have known it, as well as the information he provided before. So… the king really is omnipotent.

King: That is his cause and effect. Because he is the master of Wu Huan, he only suffered a little injury, and there will be no worry about his life.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King is mighty. jpg

King: If something happens, there is nothing to retreat. jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, why can I see the blue smoke, and the grievances of Ling’s mother before?

Xiao Luo has always had doubts. According to his observation, other people and pets can’t see it . He seems to be special.

King: Because cat’s eyes are psychic, you are still young, so you can only distinguish malicious luck. When you grow up, you will be more powerful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Black question mark face. jpg

King: There is a pill for cultivation in the mall. Go and see for yourself.

Xiao Luo dumbfounded: Cultivating pills? This thing sounds so strong! If everyone can practice, wouldn’t it… someday, pets can transform into humans?

King: Thinking too much is bad for health.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Great King, can’t the cultivation pill be exchanged by everyone ?

King: There is only one cat in the king’s harem. This is exclusively for cats.

Shock! There is actually this kind of operation… The king finally gave him a homework reminder and escaped.

Xiao Luo originally wanted to ask Su Chen’s cause and effect, but after seeing the reaction of king, he finally gave up.

The king seems to be very busy, but he is very friendly to him. Most of the time he always answers his doubts quickly. This feeling is like… Master?

Ah, it’s an illusion, how could King be his master! Master is obviously a human being! King, it should be… the big demon?

Xiao Luo switched the window in a daze, and found the cultivation pill among the consumables. At first glance, he was embarrassed.

【Cultivation Pill】can be used for psychic practice to improve spiritual power. Price: 10000 popularity value + 1000 charm value.

Simply put: he can’t afford it.

But this is indeed a good thing!

In the kitten stage, he can distinguish malicious luck, that is to say, he can foresee danger in advance and remind the other party to be prepared!

Inadvertently, Xiao Luo thought of the car accident that almost killed Ling Su a few days ago. If he was not in the car at the time, if he would not have hacked the system and got the wishing card. Now, his shit shovel officer might have been lying on the hospital bed a long time ago, and even lost his life.

It’s a pity that his balance is insufficient now, and he can’t count on the wishing card, and he can’t even get the amulet.

“Pang, we’re home.” Ling Su turned on the wall lamp, put the cat backpack on the shoe cabinet, and put the little orange cat on the ground.

The shit shoveling officer’s voice revealed a deep sense of exhaustion. Su Chen was suddenly attacked. It was originally planned that he would be one of the leading actors in “First Love”. Now this situation seems to be a bit unfavorable.

“Meow~” After Xiao Luo landed, he rubbed the shovel officer’s ankle. He decided that from now on, he would work hard!

Start by paying close attention to the shit shovel officer every day! Once he found out that the opponent’s luck was changing, he would remind him immediately!

Well, there are few people in the world who are as caring and enthusiastic as him.

“Are you hungry?” Ling Su rinsed the milk bottle and started disinfecting it. He planned to prepare another supper for the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo meowed and ran away, hungry? I’m really not hungry, because he just drank half a bottle of milk powder two hours ago, and he was urinating vigorously right now.

Seeing the little orange cat run directly towards the cat toilet, Ling Su laughed: Sure enough, as soon as he promised that he wouldn’t be robbed of his pet, Xiao Pang became obedient.

When Xiao Luo was a cat, he had a special enlightenment: After urinating, cover it up.

When he turned back, Ling Su was already taking off his clothes and preparing to take a bath.

“Xiao Pang, we will go to the hospital to visit Su Chen tomorrow morning. Will you be able to get up?”

“Meow~” Wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs… Drooling

Xiao Luo looked at the shoveling officer with bright eyes, feeling happy in his heart: It is indeed the man he was fond of, so handsome and perfect!

Then-

chuck! Chuckle! Secretly took N photos and uploaded them to his private photo album.

Ling Su was wearing a pair of white pants. Suddenly he felt cold behind his back. When he turned around, he saw the little orange cat squatting solemnly, staring at him intently. He couldn’t help but laugh, “Do you want to take a bath too? But no, you must be three months old before you can take a bath.”

“Meow!” The little orange cat replied with a particularly clever and sensible voice. His eyes fell on the inexplicable position of the shit shoveling officer, and suddenly he was shocked: This shape seems a bit too big. Right?

“Be obedient, I’m going to take a shower first.” Ling Su smiled contentedly and turned to enter the bathroom.

Xiao Luo’s mood suddenly changed from sunny to dark: If he successfully took Ling Su down, if he did something like that in the future, wouldn’t it be…wilted chrysanthe­mums spread across the floor, sob , sob , sob!

Editor : Xiambyr

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