My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 34

Chapter 34… Where did the monster come from?!

Ling Su glanced in the direction of the balcony. The moving glass door was closed, and the little orange cat’s physical strength couldn’t open the door.

“Senior Ling, is this your parrot?”

Xiao Baihua’s 1 voice sounded again. Xiao Luo finally boldly glanced out, and when he saw him, he almost rushed out: Where did this guy come from? ! Why is it so similar to him?

The same slender juvenile figure, just over 1.7 meters tall, with white and tender skin, delicate facial features, a pair of round and large apricot-shaped sparkling eyes, and a bit of cowardice and fear in his eyes when he looked at the macaw, a proper posture of a delicate dodder flower!

“Ahahahahaha!” The macaw flapped its wings and flew rampantly, quite a bit like a drunkard touching porcelain 2 to scam sb by setting up an “accident” in which one appears to have sustained damage or injury caused by the scam victim, then demanding compensation. , “I~ will just quietly~ watch you~ pretending~ I will never~ expose you. Hiccup~”

Xiao Luo: Uncle Coco, your words are out of tune.

“It’s not from my family.” Ling Su shook his head, his little chubby was well-behaved and sensible, so he wouldn’t be drunk.

Xiao Baihua looked relieved, leaned against the wall, and said weakly, “Senior Ling, this parrot looks so scary. Can you help me over?”

Tsk tsk, shameless! Xiao Luo slandered in dissatisfaction. If Ling Su dared to help him, he would let his bed experience the feeling of “water flooding golden hill” 3 tonight!

“Coco doesn’t bite.” Ling Su said nonsense without even blinking his eyelids. Wouldn’t he bite? Yes, it likes to peck and catch people, and Huang Yan, who was almost disfigured last night, definitely understands it!

“My feet hurt so much…” Xiao Baihua looked at Ling Su pitifully, “I walked all the way just now, and the wound seems to have split open.”

“Well, then you can lean on the wall and go over there. I’ll go find Xiao Pang.” Ling Su nodded, without the slightest hint of pity.

Xiao Luo leaned on the corner and listened, almost laughing out: I have to give my shit shovel officer thirty-two likes!

So the things Coco spoke earlier about Ling Su having a good time talking with a little brother when he was running in the morning, talking and laughing was definitely because… he drank too much and was dazzled!

But——

Shit shovel officer, wait a minute! Don’t come here now!

Xiao Luo was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, there was still one minute left in the countdown for his transformation! What to do?

“Xiao Su, where’s the wine?” At the critical moment, it was still Coco who came to the rescue.

The macaw flickered on the ground and rushed in front of Ling Su in a drifting posture. His small eyes like mung beans were staring at the person, with a look of “I won’t let you go unless you hand over the wine.”

After all, it’s Director Li Wei’s pet, and he’s also a friend of his family’s Xiao Pang. So Ling Su can only patiently say, “Coco, I don’t have wine here, I’ll take you with me to Director Li later and ask him to buy you wine?”

“Oh NO~” The macaw flapped its wings desperately, taking full advantage of the high altitude and blocking Ling Su’s face, but refused to let go.

Ling Su was helpless, so he had to call the little orange cat in the direction of the bedroom: “Xiao Pang, I’m back, come out quickly.”

Xiao Luo stared at the countdown. He didn’t dare to say a word, he wasn’t stupid. If he pretended to meow like the little orange cat, he will definitely reveal his flaws. He decided to just pretend to be dead till the end, anyway, there is only the last half minute left.

“Hey, Senior Ling, is there someone hiding in your room?” Xiao Baihua suddenly said with a surprised look on his face, as if he really saw someone in the bedroom.

Xiao Luo secretly said that it was bad. He didn’t dare to move from where he stood, for fear of making some noise when he was in a hurry.

“Someone?” Ling Su suspiciously turned his head to look at Xiao Baihua, “How is that possible.” This young junior was accidentally encountered by him while running in the morning. Because those big black and white eyes look a bit like the man in the dream, so he took a second look, but the other party ran up to chat with a look of surprise, claiming to be his fan.

As the saying goes, don’t hit people with smiling faces. Ling Su’s attitude towards this junior was not so approachable, but basic courtesy was still there.

It also created a scene of “talking and laughing” in Coco’s eyes.

Originally, after the morning run, it was time for the two of them to go back to their respective homes. Unfortunately, Ling Su was bumped by someone, which directly implicated the junior brother who was following him. He stepped back and accidentally hurt the other person’s ankle…

The infirmary hasn’t opened yet, and it’s far away. Ling Su sees the younger brother with tears in his eyes, looking at him nervously while holding back the tears. As a sign of apology, he brought the person back.

The little orange cat didn’t respond. Ling Su just thought that the child was still sleeping, turned around and bargained with the macaw: “Coco, let me go there, otherwise, I’ll tell your old Li now that you’re secretly drinking.”

“Bad! Big bad guy!” The macaw fluttered its wings but steadfastly stood in the way.

Macaw-Coco: Little Orange Cat, how much time do you have?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The last three seconds.

Macaw-Coco: OK~

“Ling Su is a badass~ hiccup!” Coco pretended to burp and let go.

“Senior Ling, this parrot looks like an adult. It’s so smart.” Junior Brother Xiao Baihua glanced at the macaw in a meaningful way.

Ling Su responded indifferently, without any plans to explain. The pets from LOLO Pet Shop are smarter, which is well known to insiders, and it is inevitable for outsiders to be curious.

He changed the subject without a trace: “I’m going to get the medicine box.”

“Smart! I’m so smart~” Coco, with a loud voice, flew around in a frenzy, almost passing over the head of Xiao Baihua several times, frightening the other person till his face turned pale white.

“Coco, where’s Xiao Pang?” After all, the junior was injured because of his fault, and Ling Su was embarrassed to watch Coco bully him.

“Ahahaha…I don’t know.” Coco landed on the sofa and quietly sent a message to Xiao Luo.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, you can come out.

Xiao Luo has successfully survived the transformation time at this moment. He finally heaved a sigh of relief, shook his paws, and pretended to slowly walk out of the bedroom.

“Meow~” the little orange cat called softly, looking very cute.

“Xiao Pang, are you awake?” As soon as Ling Su took out the medicine box, he found that the little orange cat walked into the living room and stared at the junior brother intently.

“Meow!” Xiao Luo instantly froze, and roars erupted from his throat: Where did the monster come from?

King said that the cat’s eyes are psychic, and he can see the malicious luck entangled in human beings. But now, he noticed that this Xiao Baihua brought back by the shit shovelling officer was completely wrapped in a black mist. He didn’t notice it when he was far away, and only after walking in did he realize: I’m afraid this is not a normal human at all!

“Xiao Pang?” Ling Su was stunned for a moment. Seeing the attitude of the little orange cat, it was clear that he was incompatible with the junior brother.

“Senior Ling, your cat…” Xiao Baihua looked at Ling Su innocently. His hesitant expression seems to be clearly saying: What the hell is going on with this cat? How can it be so unkind to people?

Macaw – Coco: Little orange cat, what’s the matter with you?

Orange Cat – Xiao Luo: This guy is not a normal human being.

Xiao Luo dared to say this, half relying on his eyes and a half relying on his intuition. He didn’t believe that such a coincidence would happen in the world. He only went into Ling Su’s dream the night before to increase his charm points. Then he went out early in the morning and met a boy who looked a little like him.

There must be a conspiracy!

In a trance, Xiao Luo thought of his “cause of death”, so he hurriedly sent a message to King to ask for help.

Orange Cat – Xiao Luo: King! I have a new discovery. A person who looks very much like me came to seduce my shit shovel officer. He was enveloped in a black aura. Is this a legendary monster?

King: Touch the dog’s head.jpg

Orange cat – Xiao Luo: King, is this an automatic reply?

King: No, I’m used to it. Smile.jpg

Xiao Luo was stunned. So in your eyes, I look like a dog, right?

King: You send me the coordinates, and I’ll have someone clean it up right away.

Orange Cat – Xiao Luo: Oh.

Xiao Luo obediently sent the location and wanted to ask who king had asked to come, but the other party’s avatar had turned grey.

“Xiao Pang, what’s the matter?” Ling Su wondered, the little orange cat has always been good-natured, even when facing strangers, he is basically friendly, so— the problem lies with the junior brother?

“Meow~” Xiao Luo tried hard to stand in front of Ling Su, for fear that the monster on the opposite side would suddenly attack him. But he was too small even with such a violent reaction.

“Okay, don’t be angry, I promised you that things won’t be changed, don’t worry.” Because there are outsiders, it is not convenient for Ling Su to speak too clearly.

But the little orange cat understood, and couldn’t help being annoyed: Oh NO! It’s not like this, I have nothing against you finding Mama for me! Just don’t look for people outside, it’s not safe!

“Senior Ling, I’m sorry, did I cause you trouble?” Xiao Baihua saw that the situation was not right, and quickly took the initiative to take the blame on himself. While speaking, he kept holding back tears. It looked really embarrassing to blame him.

After being silent for a few seconds, Ling Su said, “There is a disinfectant in the medicine box. You can treat the wound yourself first. I’ll call someone to take you to the hospital.”

“No, it doesn’t need to be that troublesome. It’s just a little injury.” Xiao Baihua shook his head hurriedly, saying no, but he deliberately rolled up his trousers with his hand, revealing a small piece of white and tender skin. Because the skin was too white, the bruised and bleeding wound looked particularly shocking!

“Ahahahaha, it hurts! It hurts! Senior Ling, I’m fine, don’t blame yourself…” Only then did the macaw digest the message sent to it by the little orange cat. He came back to look at Xiao Baihua’s expression and preemptively read the other party’s lines.

However, the effect of a comedian acting in a tragic drama is a bit irritating after all.

Xiao Luo couldn’t help covering his face: Uncle Coco, you are really a genius.

Xiao Baihua (小白花): someone who acts pitiful, pure and innocent to gain others’ sympathy.

touching porcelain: to scam sb by setting up an “accident” in which one appears to have sustained damage or injury caused by the scam victim, then demanding compensation.

water flooding golden hill: 水漫金山( shuǐ màn jīn shān)A Chinese idiom originating from the legend “Madam White Snake”. Madam White Snake transforms into a beautiful lady Bai Suzhen, who then falls in love with a scholar Xu Xian. A Jinshan (golden hill) monk Fa Hai breaks up their relationship. In a rage, Madam Bai uses her magic powers to flood the temple. “Flooding the Jinshan Temple” becomes a legend.