My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 37

Chapter 37… Fool

Xiao Luo wanted to cry but had no tears. He had a strong sense of looking directly at “someone who accidentally missed hundreds of millions”!

“Meow!” As a consumer, if you buy a product without a formal instruction manual, you can complain!

“Little orange cat, are you telling me I’m the one who’s wrong?” King flicked his fingers, his tone light and airy.

The little orange cat that was originally hanging on the shoulder of the baby-faced youth was blown down by a gust of wind, turned around in mid-air, and meowed in horror!

Just when Xiao Luo thought that he was about to come into close contact with the ground, the results of which could range from being crippled to dead, King slightly stretched out his hand to pick him up.

“Is it exciting?” King asked.

Xiao Luo’s face was bewildered. He almost scared the cat to death!

“It’s almost time.” King smiled and touched the cat’s head, Xiao Luo dodged angrily, “You wait here.”

Saying that, the little orange cat was gently placed on the ground.

“The things in this bag are also left to you.” King said.

Xiao Luo glanced suspiciously at the shoulder bag placed next to him. Driven by curiosity, he wanted to open it to see what was inside, but was stopped by King: “I brought you some snacks, eat them after you go back.”

Ah? Xiao Luo looked up at King in amazement. After receiving his request for help, he rushed over in person as soon as possible, and even specially prepared food for him!

So caring, almost…

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! What is the relationship between you and my master?

King: Are you not angry anymore ?

Xiao Luo touched his nose in embarrassment. Although he was really taken aback when he fell at first, it was because he was too “greedy”.

King: I will be busy in the days to come, so please be careful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, are you going to deal with that big monster? Star Eyes.jpg

King: Touch the dog’s head.jpg, do you think big monsters are as easy to deal with as dream eaters?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Of course not! But, you are King!

Although Xiao Luo didn’t know what the prototype of King was until now, judging from the reaction of the dream eater, it must be a big boss who can be on the same level as the demon catcher or even surpass the demon catcher.

King: Ling Su is here. I’m leaving first.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! Wait a minute.Coco said that we cannot let humans discover that we have a special way to transform into a human form, otherwise, we will be deprived of the system for life…

King: It is not Coco, but the rules. Please take a look at the rules for the harem group when you have time!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Too many! My memory is not good, I can’t remember.

King: Knock on the head.jpg, don’t talk to me.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Then can you tell me why not? And when I was at the Ling family last time, well, my master already knew—

King: Qingfeng is not an ordinary human being. The absolute secrecy is also for your safety, because there have been quite vicious leaks in the past, which almost caused social unrest.

Xiao Luo stared intently at the last sentence, puzzled, what kind of bad influence did this have to cause social turmoil?

Unfortunately, King didn’t intend to continue explaining, waved his hand, and left.

Uh, the topic was changed again! Xiao Luo sent another message, but the other party did not reply.

Until—

Macaw—Coco: Little orange cat, where are you? Send me the coordinates, and I’ll bring your little Su over here to find you.

Xiao Luo immediately sent his coordinates, and casually asked about the history that King didn’t finish.

After all, Coco is an old fritter who has been out for a long time, so he immediately gave the answer.

Macaw-Coco: Many years ago, the value of love was not as difficult as it is now. There was a puppet cat who fell in love with his master. So he exchanged it for a transformation card to confess his love, but his master did not accept it. In the end, the puppet cat was handed over to the research institute, and it was almost dissected. In the end, King rescued the cat. Because the number of people involved in the incident was a lot, it was quite complicated. King spent a hundred years of cultivation and forced time to go back to the time before the incident happened… I also heard about this from my senior.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Confused. jpg

Macaw -Coco: Moreover, King said that the system now has its own independent consciousness and is not completely under his control. So, if you break the rules, even King may not be able to help you.

After Xiao Luo replied with a thank you expression in a complicated mood, he lay down next to the shoulder bag left by King: That is to say, he cannot reveal his identity until he returns to his original body. Once he loses his golden finger of the system, if Ling Su is in danger, how should he protect him?

It seems that he has to work hard to gain popularity points! From now on, go to Ling Su’s dreamland to find him for a date every night!

“Xiao Pang, are you okay?” Under the guidance of the macaw, Ling Su finally found the little orange cat rolling on a black shoulder bag.

Is this the backpack of that baby-faced youth?

“Meow~” Xiao Luo stood up cheerfully, and acted like a baby to the shit-shovelling officer.

“You’re fine.” Ling Su secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and didn’t bother to care about the behaviour of this unscrupulous kitten who abandoned his master and left with outsiders. “Come on, let’s go home.”

Xiao Luo glanced at the shit shovel officer who stretched out his palm in front of him, turned his head and meowed at the macaw hovering in mid-air.

【Coco, translate for me, let Ling Su take the shoulder bag back with him. 】

【Oh okay. 】

The macaw nodded, and after swooping down, it held the strap of the backpack with its two paws, ready to show off its immense strength, but in the end—

it couldn’t lift it.

“Xiao Su, bring this on!” The commanding voice sounded, and the tone sounded aggrieved.

Xiao Luo thought: it must be really hard for this alcoholic parrot to tell him the history clearly just a minute ago.

“Pang, do you have to take this bag back with you? ” Ling Su asked the little orange cat.

The little orange cat tilted its head to look at the shit shovel officer, and meowed softly.

Seeing this, Ling Su had no choice but to follow suit. Considering what Xiao Pang’s former breeder had left behind, he didn’t check it right away, so as not to make the little guy angry.

【Little orange cat, when are we going to the hospital to visit Wu Huan? 】The macaw’s alcoholism is getting stronger, and now it is flying even more frighteningly, and it almost fell into the bushes, and almost hit the wall for a while.

【Ask Ling Su. Coco, why don’t you come down? 】Xiao Luo looked a little worried, so he tried to open the shoulder bag, preparing to make a place for Coco.

“Coco, don’t fly. If you hit your head, your old Li will feel bad.” After Ling Su discovered the behaviour of the little orange cat, he didn’t stop him. Instead, he helped to open the zipper. Kitten supplies, milk powder, milk cake, cat food, canned food, insect repellent and some cat toys.

Looking at the packaging, Ling Su knew that these things belonged to LOLO’s Pet Shop, and with Xiao Pang’s attitude, he no longer doubted the identity of the baby-faced youth.

“Ahahaha! I’m so powerful, how could I hit my head, ah—” Before finishing speaking, the macaw fell headlong into the fountain pool.

When Ling Su arrived outside the gate of the central hospital with the cat and the bird, Coco was still sneezing.

“Dingling!” Ling Su’s cell phone rang.

Xiao Luo and Coco lay on the car window looking out, and there were many reporters squatting in front of the hospital.

【A lot of people, little orange cat. 】

【Yes. 】

The film emperor Su, who has never been rumoured to have a scandal, was suddenly attacked, seriously injured and hospitalized, and his life and death are uncertain! As soon as the news got out, half of the entertainment industry was shocked.

Obviously it happened last night. Su Chen’s public relations team also took action immediately, but the news got out, and the situation became more and more out of control, even if Su Chen released the news immediately after the operation. Weibo was used to appease people’s hearts, but there are still a lot of people spreading a series of false rumours about Su Chen being seriously injured and disfigured, being retaliated against as a third party for meddling in other people’s feelings, and so on.

【I’ll contact Wu Huan to ask about the situation. 】Xiao Luo clicked on King’s harem group, found Wu Huan’s profile picture, and sent a friend request.

Wu Huan didn’t reply, and the profile picture was gray.

Probably he was so worried about Su Chen that he didn’t even have the mood to turn on the QQ system.

Xiao Luo completely understood this feeling.

“Okay, I see. Well, I’m going over now.” Ling Su just finished the call, turned to the two lying on the window and said, “Director Li called me just now. Su Chen has been discharged from the hospital. Let’s go over now.”

Pets are not allowed to enter the hospital. Considering the possibility of cross-infection of germs, Ling Su didn’t want Xiao Pang to enter. After all, the little cat’s resistance is too weak.

The one who had the same thoughts as him was Su Chen. After the operation, he found that Wu Huan had come along with him. He immediately asked Li Wei to help send the hamster out. Unfortunately, Wu Huan didn’t agree, and Su Yingdi had no choice but to be transferred to the private sanatorium next door.

That sanatorium was not open to the public. Before Su Chen moved in, there were only three special patients in total.

Because of the high level of confidentiality and safety, the outside media didn’t know that Su Chen had quietly shifted positions. Even if they were told that Su Chen had been discharged from the hospital, they would still squat outside the central hospital.

As soon as Ling Su parked the car, the macaw rushed out and shouted excitedly: 【This place seems to be Xiao Huang’s home! 】

【Is that the little golden retriever? 】Xiao Luo remembers that it was mentioned in some posts that Xiao Huang would pick up and drop off the children to and from school, push carts to go shopping in the supermarket, and knows how to distinguish the face value of RMB. He is a golden retriever with a high IQ.

【Yes! Ah ha ha ha, you can find Xiao Huang to eat and drink! 】Coco impatiently flew towards the gate of the nursing home, but was stopped.

Xiao Luo silently: Your old Li doesn’t seem to abuse you, does he? A bird actually wants to find a dog to eat and drink, the world is getting worse.

“Let me in!” Coco yelled loudly to no avail, the guards still refused to let him go.

In the end, it was Ling Su who came over to brush his face with the little orange cat in his arms, and the other party let them go.

“Meow?” Xiao Luo patted the back of Shit Shovel Officer’s hand in surprise.

Ling Su smiled and explained: “My grandfather and the curator here are old friends, and Tuantuan often comes here with my grandfather to look for the golden retriever.”

So that’s it! Xiao Luo had a vague impression that when he was in the Ling family, there seemed to be such a stubble.

“Woof!” After entering the nursing home, Xiao Luo heard the golden retriever’s cry, which was quite resounding.

“Beep beep——” the system’s message prompt sounded suddenly.

Xiao Luo took a look. It was Wu Huan who was online, and after accepting his friend request, he sent a crying emoji.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the dog’s head.jpg

He always sees King sending him this expression. Now that tried it, he felt it was pretty good.

Pudding Hamster-Wu Huan: Little Meow! SOS!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What’s the matter?

Pudding Hamster-Wu Huan: There are trolls on the Internet who are always defaming people in the dark! Woohoo, I’m so mad! Bai Bai said that you are very powerful, can you help deal with those villains?

If it was something else, Xiao Luo might not be sure, but this, it’s a piece of cake!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No problem. But you have to lure the other people away from me, and prepare a computer with internet connection for me.

It happened that he also wanted to take this opportunity to take a good look at what King said about the “killing stunt”

Editor: Jieamnin