My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 38

Chapter 38… Killing stunt!

From a technical point of view, it is not difficult for Xiao Luo to deal with those trolls who spread malicious and false news. But how can he slip away from under Ling Su’s nose and ensure that the other party will not come to him within a certain period?

“Xiao Huang, shall we go and play League of Legends?” The macaw sneezed and flew forward, and when it saw the golden retriever playing on the lawn, it immediately yelled like crazy.

Coco’s voice was very loud, but the voice was actually not very pleasant. He suddenly shouted, attracting the attention of everyone around her.

“Wow!” The golden retriever stood on the spot and barked twice at the macaw.

“Let’s go? I’ll take you–“

“Coco, are you secretly drinking again?” Here, the macaw was trying to pull his little friend to the play, when he suddenly heard Director Li Wei’s voice. He was so frightened that he bumped into the colonnade. After falling to the ground, he twitched twice and didn’t move.

Xiao Luo watched helplessly, at first he couldn’t help being worried, but then he thought: The actor is pretending to be dead. In order not to be reprimanded later, he is also doing his best.

“Get up, I’ll take you to take a shower!” Director Li obviously wasn’t fooled by this trick.

Coco was lying on the ground, continuing to pretend to be a dead body, secretly sending a text to the cat.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, quickly ask your shit shoveller to lure Lao Li away!

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Xiao Luo tried his best to hold back the laughter, raised his paw and poked the shit-shovelling officer’s arm, and meowed softly.

“What’s the matter, Xiao Pang?” Ling Su naturally also saw the wonderful performance of the macaw, and secretly rejoiced that his little orange cat was a well-behaved and sensible child.

The little orange cat turned around and went to pick up the backpack that the shit shoveller was carrying, which contained his milk powder bottle and game controller.

“Hungry?” Ling Su asked.

The little orange cat shook its head and continued to pull the backpack.

Ling Su was speechless for a moment: Internet addiction… right?

What was that saying? One who stays near vermilion gets stained red, and one who stays near ink gets stained black.1one who stays near vermilion gets stained red, and one who stays near ink gets stained black:  metaphor meaning one’s habit may change or come under the influence of other people, events, objects or environments around them. It’s like director Li Wei raised a parrot to be an actor, and Vice President Luo raised a guinea pig to be a top student. Ling Su couldn’t figure it out, Xiao Pang, a child who looked very good and introverted when he was in LOLO Pet Shop, how did he change after he got into his hands?

First he fell in love with his mobile phone, and then he fell in love with Rhythm Master. After being taken to Xingchen Studio and accidentally winning a game of League of Legends, he got out of control.

So—— the culprit seems to be himself!

The shit shovel officer carried this blame silently, and even touched the head of the little orange cat with special relief: “People who don’t belong together, don’t get to live together.2People who don’t belong together, don’t get to live together: (不是一家人不进一家门) literally means, there must be a reason why people become a family. Figuratively it means that people with different personalities or interests usually do not associate with each other. It implies that people who often cling together are usually agreeable with each other and enjoy each other’s company. It really is such a truth.”

“Meow?” Xiao Luo wondered: What did the shit shovel officer start thinking about again?

“Director Li, let Coco and the others play.” Ling Su stepped forward to save the macaw.

Li Wei also had no choice but to nod: “I’ll go say hello to the curator, and I’ll borrow the computer room.”

As soon as he heard that he could go to the computer room smoothly, the macaw, which had been pretending to be dead, immediately got up from the ground and uttered a series of devilish laughter, and then rushed out to find the golden retriever.

Xiao Luo didn’t expect things to go so smoothly, so he hurriedly greeted Wu Huan.

There is a dedicated computer room in the sanatorium, and the equipment and network are all faultless. The only thing that is not so good is that there is surveillance here.

“I’m going to talk about something. I’ll pick you up later. Call me if you have anything to do.” Ling Su personally brought the little orange cat over, and put the iPhone 9 he bought for Xiao Pang next to the computer. There is only one number inside, which is his.

Because the shit-shovelling officer had taught him how to make a phone call before, it was not convenient for Xiao Luo to play dumb at the moment. So the little orange cat meowed quite sensibly.

Ling Su patted the cat’s head in satisfaction, and then left with Director Li Wei.

“Xiao Su, just now Su Chen told me that he wants Wei Yuan to join the team.” Director Li’s voice came faintly.

Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, and managed to hear clearly, Wei Yuan…isn’t it the boyfriend of Su Chen in Wu Huan’s mouth, and the little fresh meat in Coco’s mouth?

The matter of Huang Yan stabbing the film emperor Su has not yet come to an end, Su Chen would actually ask Wei Yuan for resources at this time, who is obviously suspected of inciting someone to hurt someone!

It is true that the film emperor Su hurt his abdomen, and not his brain, right?

Xiao Luo was wondering. Wu Huan came late. Su Chen’s injury made it difficult to walk. It came by itself. A small body hugged a game controller that was about the same size as it, and ran quickly, letting people can’t help but wonder: When did the strength of the hamster become so great?

【Xiao Miao, I’m so mad! That shameless Wei Yuan actually took advantage of Chen Chen’s injury to try to steal his role! 】

【Be careful, Wu Huan, I’ll carry you. 】 Golden Retriever Xiaohuang’s voice is very gentle, but— the dog opened its mouth and picked up the hamster directly. This posture seems a bit too fierce.

【Hi, I’m Xiao Huang, it’s the first time we have met, please give me your advice. 】 It can be seen that this is a very well-bred dog.

Xiao Luo introduced himself imitatively, and after adding QQ friends with each other, Wu Huan began to explain his plan, and finally concluded: 【I think Wei Yuan has a problem.】

【Well, based on my many years of experience, this Wei Yuan is very likely to be a double faced guy! 】 Coco squatted in front of the computer like a quail.

Golden Retriever Xiao Huang has a relatively simple personality: 【Let Xiao Miao check it first, and then draw conclusions, what if a good person is wronged? 】

【There is surveillance in this room, I will first redeem a random transformation card to block the surveillance. 】 Xiao Luo turned around and found a relatively favourable position, 【You three, sit next to me and play the game first, let’s start with the man-machine battle. 】

【I’ve never played League of Legends, this one seems quite difficult…】 Golden Retriever Xiao Huang hesitated to speak.

Uncle Coco patted his chest: 【It’s okay, I’ll cover you. 】Then began to guide the new “little brother” to redeem the game controller and register an account in a decent manner.

“Dididi——”

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System prompt: The other party will increase your popularity points by +1000000! Are you sure?

Xiao Luo was almost taken aback. Because they are friends, they can see the balance. The three-digit popularity value on his side is indeed quite embarrassing. Because of Wu Huan’s early fame, the balance of popularity value is basically two digits more than a million. It really is a big shot.

However, Xiao Luo clicked cancel.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Touch the dog’s head.jpg, don’t be so polite, we are friends, if you think about it, just add 20,000.

As long as it is enough for him to continue “playing hooligans” tonight, everything will be fine. Anyway, when it comes to the live broadcast on the weekend, there is no need to worry about popularity.

Most of the king’s harem group are children with simple and straightforward personalities. Since Xiao Luo said that, Wu Huan obeyed and donated 20,000 popularity points.

After Xiao Luo quickly confirmed the receipt, he exchanged for a time-limited transformation card priced at 399 love points!

The little orange cat squatting under the computer desk instantly transformed into a little loli!

If the husk was here, he would definitely recognize it immediately: this is the owner of LOLO Pet Shop this season! The little loli who sits in front of the computer every day and plays games.

【Little orange cat, this is great! The body is soft and easy to push down, better than the previous muscular man! 】

【Xiao Miao, you are amazing…】

【Xiao Miao, you are awesome! 】

Xiao Luo didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: His Majesty is amazing, the love value is all given by His Majesty, doing missions in various ways.

“Ahem, you guys play first. I’m going to get down to business.” Xiao Luo said a little embarrassedly, because it was a little lolita’s body, and the voice that came out of it was also very soft and cute.

The first step is to find the killing stunt of this character.

Every time he transformed before, he usually only paid attention to the countdown reminder of the transformation, and rarely paid attention to other things. After being reminded by the king, he looks again, and he soon finds that the row of virtual glowing numbers on the countdown can be rotated. Pull it up a bit, and the numbers will automatically flip over, showing several rows of longer text.

Character Name: Ye Wei

Species: Satanic Leaf-tailed Gecko

Gender: Male

Skills: Invisibility (120 seconds duration, 360 seconds cooldown), petrification (Petrify the contacted target, the effect lasts 60 seconds, 600 seconds cooldown);

Xiao Luo took a deep breath, he thought about invisibility, and a countdown to the invisibility duration appeared in the lower right corner of his line of sight. He didn’t dare to waste too much time, and immediately manipulated the computer in front of him to sneak into the monitoring system of the nursing home and tamper with some data.

【Little orange cat, where are you? 】

【The keyboard is moving! 】

【Wow, that’s amazing! It’s actually possible to be invisible…】

Once he entered his professional field, Xiao Luo’s attention began to be highly concentrated. He completely forgot himself. In order not to suddenly be knocked back to his original form after five minutes,  he quickly exchanged for three superimposing transformation cards.

Here, the keyboard was tapping, and because of the invisibility, the three pets around were so amazed that they forgot what they were doing, and all looked at the scene of the “supernatural event”.

Until the invisibility effect ended, the appearance of the little loli gradually appeared, and the three were still watching the scene of the big transformation into a living person with great interest, and refused to return to their positions.

It took less than two minutes to fix the monitoring system, and Xiao Luo began to track down the traces of the navy that spread Su Chen’s black material on the Internet…

The macaw, who originally said that he was going to form a team to attack the black fans, was staring with a pair of small mung bean eyes and wanted to paste it on the computer screen. He stepped forward so that he could understand what’s going on with those dazzling codes.

“I can delete news posts on the Internet now. But after they are deleted, they should continue to publish, so I set some keywords. As long as these words are mentioned, the network segment they are in will be paralyzed , the computer used will also be attacked, and it will restart infinitely…”

Xiao Luo didn’t stop moving his hands. Worried that Wu Huan and the others wouldn’t understand, so he gave a rough explanation.

“Papapa–powerful!” The macaw was the first to flap its wings and applauded.

Wu Huan and Xiao Huang also boasted vigorously, making Xiao Luo feel a little embarrassed: “Wu Huan, the clues I found here are in line with your previous guesses, and the people spreading Su Chen’s black material were bought by someone.The person in question is Wei Yuan. I have also collected some of his black history, and when the time is right, we will reveal it.”

【Ah! I’m going back to find Chenchen! He told Director Li just now that he wanted Wei Yuan to join the team. They should still be talking about it right now…】 Wu Huan suddenly lost the mood to play games.

Editor: Jieamnin