My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - Ch 41

Chapter 41… Watching Xiao Luo play tricks

Just as Wei Yuan walked away, the macaw flew out of the window.

”Coco, where are you going?” Director Li Wei asked while leaning on the window.

It was Coco who answered in a broken voice: “Pee.”

Xiao Luo acted on the opportunity and slipped away from Ling Su’s lap. He quickly ran to the side of the golden retriever, climbed onto the little yellow head and sat down.

Seeing this, the pudding hamster also wanted to go there, but was stopped by Xiao Luo.

【Wu Huan, you stay here as a guard, and always pay attention to the movements of my shit-shovelling officer.】

【Okay, Xiao miao. 】Wu Huan nodded cooperatively.

”Xiao Pang, are you going to pee too?” Ling Su couldn’t help laughing when he saw the action of the little orange cat. It only took a little time for Xiao Pang to get acquainted with the golden retriever. They really are pets from the same place, and the relationship is really pure .

Unlike human beings, whose life are so complicated.

”Meow~” The little orange cat tilted his head and acted cute, looking totally soft and harmless. Who would have imagined how simple and rude his thoughts are at the moment?

”Come back early.” Ling Su didn’t think about anything else, patted the little orange cat’s head, and took the initiative to open the door for the cat and the dog.

”Woof!” Xiao Miao, your shit-shovelling officer is so gentle.

”Meow!” Of course, this is the one I selected among thousands of people and carefully trained. From heaven to earth, this one is the only one, there is no one else like him!

”Woof!” Xiao Miao, you are so good at bragging.

”Meow!” Honest people don’t brag around, I never lie.

Standing at the door, Ling Su watched them communicate with each other all the way till their figures gradually disappeared at the end of the corridor. A thought suddenly popped up in his mind: the golden retriever might want to bite someone, right?

Facts have proved: Golden Retriever is a good baby, listens to Papa’s words, and doesn’t move his mouth easily. But the other one is hard to say.

The sanatorium covers a large area, the environment is elegant. Staying under the sunshine gives people a lazy and comfortable feeling.

But Wei Yuan’s mood was as if winter was approaching, he felt chills all over his body.

It was not wise to break ties with Su Chen. Normally, he would never be so arrogant, but now, he has done everything, and there is no time to regret it.

He called his agent immediately, but no one answered the phone.

He called Mr. Wang, the other party scolded him unceremoniously, and he almost didn’t respond to the scolding. He wanted to ask what was going on, but the phone was hung up. When he called again, he sadly found that he had been pulled into the blacklist!

”Hi~” Wei Yuan was almost taken aback by the sudden appearance of the macaw!

He looked around cautiously, and found that there was no one else around. The parrot that had been humiliating him and making him look ugly just now was arrogantly flapping its wings in front of him as if to provoke him. Suddenly he felt out of breath!

”Little white face, do you want to hit me?” Coco flapped his wings, turned around and made a gesture of disdain towards Wei Yuan with his buttocks, and then flew forward unhurriedly, “It’s a pity you can’t hit me, ahahaha…”

Can’t hit him? Wei Yuan’s face was gloomy, and a hint of viciousness flashed in his eyes. He had heard of this private sanatorium. It didn’t accept patients unless they had a personal relationship with the curator. Not many people were there.

In other words, if he could catch that nasty parrot right now, even if he tore it alive, no one would notice.

”There’s a guy in the village~ named Wei Yuan~ he’s ugly~ he’s mean-spirited~ a pair of upside-down triangular eyes~ my heart trembles with fear~” The macaw sang aloud out of tune, flying wobbly.

Wei Yuan finally couldn’t hold back, and rushed towards him fiercely!

Just barely caught that nasty parrot!

He gritted his teeth and rushed to catch up.

But no matter how hard he tried, he was always a little short!

”Ahahaha, so tired, so tired!” The macaw finally stopped and landed on the bushes.

Wei Yuan smiled grimly and stepped forward. Just as he was about to take down the opponent in one fell swoop, he was suddenly kicked in the chest by a black shadow falling from the sky, the whole person flew out, and hit the corner of the wall with a bang!

Pain! The pain was so severe that his internal organs were about to be displaced!

Wei Yuan clutched his chest in horror, looked up at the man who had just sneaked up on him, and couldn’t help swallowing his saliva quietly: a muscular man over 1.9 meters tall, wearing a pair of white pants, with resolute features, and tattoos on the left half of his face. He looks scary.

”You, who are you?”

”The person who’ll beat you.”

When Xiao Luo used the transformation card, he thought it had a relationship with Xiong Er. As a result, he opened the character information and found that this was Xiong Da.

Character Name: Xiong Da

Breed: Brown Bear

Gender: Male

Skills: Thunder Strike (accumulated with anger value, causing direct physical damage attack to the enemy), Shaking Mountain Roar (accumulated with anger value, causing sonic attack damage to the enemy).

Xiao Luo couldn’t figure out the anger value of this thing for the time being, but he knew that Wei Yuan was almost kicked to death by him just now.

This bear is really a simple and rough character.

”I have no grievances with you, why do you hit me!” Wei Yuan forced himself to be calm, looked around, and suddenly his heart turned half cold. This place is too far away. He just ran all the way chasing the macaw, completely not remembering the direction where he came from. So he has no chance to escape now.

”You trespassed on my territory without permission, and you have the nerve to ask me why I hit you? I want to hit someone, do I need a reason?”

Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown for transformation, decisively added another five minutes, and then quickly rushed to Wei Yuan standing in front of him. He grabbed the other party with one hand, and smiled viciously: “Although this face is a bit ugly, there is a lot of meat on the buttocks. Lao Zi 1 Lao Zi: “I, your father” (in anger, or out of contempt)

I (used arrogantly or jocularly) haven’t eaten meat for a long time, so I will just use you.”

“…”

Wei Yuan was grabbed by the collar, and his whole body was suspended in the air, with his back against the wall, his feet not touching the ground, and he looked down in a panic. He just caught a glimpse of the other party’s huge muscles, and his face turned pale with fright: “Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn’t be intruding into your territory. Please do me a favour and let me go! I have a disease, a venereal disease! I’m really not suitable for doing that kind of thing, it’s contagious…”

”Really?” Xiao Luo suppressed a smile, He was about to suffer from internal injuries, and this was the first time he bullied others openly, “It doesn’t matter, I happen to have AIDS too. We can infect each other, fight the virus with virus, maybe it will be healed without treatment!”

After finishing speaking, the muscular man grinned, showing a row of white teeth.

Wei Yuan was so frightened that he trembled all over, begging for mercy repeatedly, but it was of no use at all. He scolded Su Chen bloodily from the bottom of his heart!

”Shut up! Take off your clothes obediently, and enjoy serving Lao zi. I will send you away later, otherwise, I will just dig a hole here and bury you. Even if it is kept for twenty or thirty years, no one will find out.”

”No, you can’t do this! I’m a public figure! If something happens to me, my agent will call the police immediately!”

”Tsk, you really treat yourself like a treasure. Are there still few ‘public figures’ who mysteriously disappear in this world?”

Wei Yuan carefully glanced at the tattoo on the muscular man’s face, and lowered his proud head with humiliation: “I— I will take them off!”

King’s harem group

Macaw-Coco: This little boy is a little too timid.

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: Papa said, a person who knows how to bend and stretch is wise.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Coco, is the video recorded yet?

Macaw-Coco: I’m doing my work well. Don’t worry, it’s being recorded!

Wei Yuan was thrown to the ground, clutched his neck and coughed violently a few times, and finally began to take off his clothes slowly.

”I don’t like other people crying, just smile for me.” Xiao Luo stood expressionlessly, leaving Coco with just the right back view, so that he could record the scene of Wei Yuan’s “dedication” on his own initiative.

Wei Yuan smiled stiffly, and kept cursing Su Chen in his heart. If it wasn’t for the phone call from the other party, he wouldn’t have come to this nursing home, and he wouldn’t have to suffer such humiliation!

”Hurry up, if you keep dawdling, I’ll break one of your legs first!” Xiao Luo tried hard to play the role of the villain, becoming more and more addicted, “Then break your other leg! Then I will break your face! Peel off the skin…”

”No, don’t!” Wei Yuan was so frightened that his teeth chattered. He was cruel to himself, and finally peeled off the last piece of cloth on his body.

Fuck! Xiao Luo almost couldn’t hold back the swearing: the love marks on this body are so eye-catching!

However, according to the information he investigated, these marks should not be caused by Film Emperor Su, but by the golden thigh that Wei Yuan hugged later.

So——

Is this person so shameless that he dares to come to Su Chen’s hospital bed with such traces of his body to pretend to be affectionate?

”It’s really shameless.” Xiao Luo muttered in a low voice.

Wei Yuan didn’t hear clearly, and after making up his mind, he pulled a fake smile on his face and tried his best to stick it up, and said in a weak voice: “Master, please be gentle…”

Big brother, you entered the drama too fast, I can’t adapt to it ah! Xiao Luo shouted silently. Seeing the white meat pasted on him, he really felt sick in his stomach, so he simply slashed down with one hand, knocking him unconscious.

”Master~ Please be gentle… ahahahaha!” Coco flew down from the wall like having a convulsion.

Xiao Luo rolled his eyes speechlessly: “After the video is finished, we have to go to the computer room to disguise the ‘evidence’.”

Regarding Wei Yuan’s incitement to Huang Yan’s murder, whether it is Su Chen or Xiao Luo, there is no direct evidence at hand to sue Wei Yuan.

But for Xiao—Genius hacker boy—Luo, it is not difficult to forge a piece of evidence that can be confused with the real one, the key is the lack of materials.

Therefore, he needs to get in close contact with Wei Yuan.

”Then what about this?” Coco flew at low altitude, resisting the urge to pounce on Wei Yuan.

Xiao Luo thought for a while, anyway, it is impossible for him to really do anything to Wei Yuan, but it is not appropriate to just put him here, so he simply—

”Throw him out.”

Unexpectedly, when he woke up again, he found himself lying naked on the street full of people. Not to mention his whole body being looked at, he was even being photographed and recorded on video.

This time, he finally “became popular” as he wished.

Editor: Jieamnin