My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 51
Chapter 51… The Abnormal Shit Shovel Officer
Xiao Luo found that his Shit Shovel Officer has been spoiling him a bit too much lately. The study room that was not too crowded before was now equipped with a computer desk. The newly bought desktop computer has all the hardware. Not to mention the top-end configuration, even the cameras and microphones used for live broadcast are extremely expensive.
The most important thing is that this computer was bought for him.
Xiao Luo was a little flattered. After thinking about it, he always felt that Ling Su might have discovered something. But seeing that the system was still hanging in front of him, he didn’t worry anymore. After that night, his shit-shoveling officer ate and drank as usual. Sleeping is also very sweet…
King’s Harem Group
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My friends, I would like to ask: Under what circumstances will your master suddenly treat you very, very well?
Macaw-Coco: The little orange cat~memeda.jpg, is the answer worth exchanging for charm points?
Xiao Luo’s and the other pets’ charm and popularity points are in two extreme states. In order to become smarter, little pets will spend their popularity and charm on the special snacks provided by the mall in most cases.
Pudding Hamster- Wu Huan: Little Meow! I’ll trade with you, 20:1!
Macaw-Coco: Wu Huan, why are you stealing my business!
Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, don’t trade with these two. They are already overweight and still eating desperately.
After Xiao Luo saw it, everyone was happy. He exchanged an amulet for Ling Su, and exchanged a cultivation pill for himself. His popularity returned to the starting point, and his charisma value was less than 10,000, but he still saved it for comparison.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Baibai, did your Lao Luo suddenly show hospitality to you one day?
Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Lao Luo has always been very kind to me. If I have to say something particularly good, it should be the time when he brought his wife back to see me.
Macaw-Coco: When Lao Li first brought me home, he was courteous every day, but after getting to know him slowly, he showed his original nature! Hammer the ground and cry.jpg. This may be the legend that the old people are not as good as the new ones, and when the new ones come, the old ones fall out of favor!
Well, there is no such sentence in the legend, thank you.
Pudding Hamster-Wu Huan: When Chenchen and Wei Yuan first got together, Chenchen might have felt that I was neglected, and often bought me gifts to make up for it…
The friends are still telling their own stories. Xiao Luo summed them up one by one. There are nothing more than two situations: first, the shit-shoveler has a good relationship with someone else, and is afraid that his son/daughter will be unhappy, so he is courteous in various ways; second, the shit-shoveler has done something wrong.
But he felt that Ling Su did not belong to these two situations.
Well, forget it. If you can’t figure it out, don’t think about it! After saying goodbye to his friends, Xiao Luo clicked on the programmer. He was heavily in debt, so it was better to pay back a little first, so as to save King from urging homework every day when he was done with work.
”Xiao Pang, the computer is ready, let’s try it?” the shit shoveler suddenly called.
Xiao Luo instantly forgot about King’s homework and ran over in a bouncing manner. He threw himself into the arms of the shit shovel officer, and meowed and acted like a baby while rubbing his head.
Ling Su touched the little orange cat’s head very gently: “I heard from Uncle Luo that Luo Baibai also has his own computer for live broadcasting. Our Xiao Pang is so smart. Others have it, so we need one for you too.”
Yo, is that the reason?
Xiao Luo suddenly realized, and deeply felt that if his shit-shoveling officer became a father, he would definitely spoil his son lawlessly.
”Meow~”
”League of Legends, Lianliankan, I have downloaded it for you…”
”Meow!” The little orange cat moved over excitedly and kissed the shit-shoveling officer.
Ling Su was startled, lowered his head, kissed Xiao Pang on the forehead, and said nonchalantly, “I also created a new account for League of Legends, let’s play together?”
WTF!
Xiao Luo was confused, at this time in the past, shouldn’t Ling Su be busy with work?
”Meow?” Shit shoveler, have you swapped souls?
When he saw that Ling Su’s character was named Ling Xiaosu, Xiao Luo almost couldn’t hold back his laughter. How can anyone be so cute? He then looked at his own character name: Ling Xiao Pang.
Well, both are similar, and no one needs to laugh at the other.
Xiao Luo has a game controller here to control the main skill keys and mouse, but he doesn’t have the initial clumsiness. He played with Coco and the others before. He played wild. This time he still used the juggler – Yi.
Ling Su played the top laner and the hero: Darius, the hand of Noxus that Coco once used.
Xiao Luo remembered the few people at the Xingchen studio. The last time he was asked to win a 5V5 game, all the accounts were above the diamond tier, so—— as the big boss of Xingchen, Ling Su must have a large number.
In order to play games with the cat, he specially signed up for a side account. This… is definitely true love.
Xiao Luo’s mood was extremely excited and complicated. He didn’t dare to think too much, fearing that if he thought too much, he would lose control.
One person and one cat spent a good time this morning in the game. After finishing the man-machine matchmaking, three hours passed in a blink of an eye.
At exactly eleven o’clock in the noon, Ling Su stood up on time and grabbed the little orange cat who was addicted to games and refused to let go: “Xiao Pang, it’s time to rest for a while, I’ll cook for you.”
”Meow!” Xiao Luo happily responded, hugging the shit shovel officer’s fingers and refusing to let go.
”What are you doing?” Ling Su flicked his fingers lightly, Xiao Luo immediately pretended to be dead and fell to the ground, twitched twice, tilted his head, and did not move.
The technique of touching porcelain is simply superb.
Ling Su smiled helplessly, turned around and walked towards the kitchen, taking out his cell phone to check the text message on the way.
Ling Yan: Xiao Su, I thought about it carefully. You must have something to do when you called at 1:00 in the middle of the night. Did you encounter some difficult problems that you needed to find Master Qingfeng? I’ll help you ask grandpa. Don’t worry, you will never be exposed, but you have to tell me the truth!
Ling Su quickly replied: It’s okay, you are thinking too much.
Ling Yan might be busy there, so he didn’t reply right away.
Ling Su didn’t care, and turned around to inquire. This afternoon at three o’clock in the computer school, there will be a lecture with a high content. Tickets are required for admission. Usually, these tickets are only distributed to the personnel of the school.
While making milk powder, he called Lu Bin to book two tickets.
Two tickets? Xiao Luo didn’t follow the shit shovel officer’s wishes and just waited obediently, but quietly went outside the kitchen to eavesdrop.
In fact, Xiao Luo was not very interested in the lectures. He was more concerned about why Ling Su wanted two tickets, could it be—— a date?
Xiao Luo was a little tangled.
”Shall I take you to the lecture in the afternoon, Xiao Pang?” Ling Su turned around, and saw the little orange cat slyly hiding at the door, peeking at him with half of its body exposed.
”Meow?” Xiao Luo pretended that he had just walked over, and responded innocently.
At 2:30 in the afternoon, Ling Su changed into loose casual clothes, stuffed the little orange cat into the clothes, and prepared to go out with his bag on his back.
”Xiao Pang, don’t move around. If we are found out, both of us will be kicked out.”
”Meow!” The little orange cat responded sensibly.
”Xiao Pang, you seem to be a little fatter.” Ling Su looked down at the obvious protruding part of his stomach. As long as one was not blind, he could basically see that there was something hidden in his clothes, “Forget it, you should come out.”
”Meow?” But I don’t want to come out now.
Xiao Luo hugged his Shit Shovel Officer’s abdominal muscles excitedly, wishing he could just roll on it. However, Ling Su brutally fished him out.
At 2:50, when Lu Bin handed over the admission ticket to Ling Su, he unexpectedly found out that the famous Senior Ling actually invited Vice President Luo along with him!
”Senior Ling, you are…” Lu Bin glanced at the little orange cat in Ling Su’s arms and the guinea pig brought by Vice President Luo. The lecturer, Professor Yang, is quite famous in the industry, but his temper is also relatively rigid. If he sees someone entering the arena with a pet, he might lose his temper.
”On Yang Xu’s side, I said hello in advance, you don’t have to worry.” Luo Qingqiu explained with a smile.
Lu Bin breathed a sigh of relief, and on the way leading the two of them in, he quietly sized up Xiao Luo a few times: This cat is the little orange cat who can play League of Legends, right? He looks similar, except that he is a little bit fatter…
【Xiao Xiao, I heard that the lecturer of this lecture is very good.】
【I don’t know.】Xiao Luo really didn’t know anything. He originally thought that his shit-shoveling officer specially asked for two tickets to date someone, but when he saw that the “date” was Vice President Luo, he felt embarrassed.
He can only sigh silently: My shit-shoveling officer is so witty!
With the special case of Vice President Luo bringing Luo Baibai, Ling Su bringing his own little orange cat doesn’t seem so unusual, but the problem is—the development prospect of computer technology application and its role in virtual online games,such a special lecture, does not seem to be something Ling Su would be interested in at all.
【Xiao Miao, you seem to have gotten a little fatter.】Luo Baibai stood side by side with Xiao Luo on the table, and suddenly said something.
Xiao Luo’s heart skipped a beat. Ling Su also said that he was getting fat before, but he didn’t care. Although the one-month-old kitten is growing rapidly, isn’t his growth too fast?
Could it be related to that cultivation pill!
Xiao Luo remembered that after he swallowed the cultivation pill, he didn’t seem to feel anything other than the warmth all over his body. Probably because the quantitative change was not enough to trigger a qualitative change.
Unexpectedly, he was so obviously fat?
【Very, very obvious?】Xiao Luo was a little flustered. Everyone says that cats are the cutest when they are little milk cats. After they grow up, the cute kittens turn into adult cats whose features seem to be sharpened by a butcher’s knife. Especially when he thought of Coco, he had no expectations left for his adult self.
If he turned into the big fat cat weighing more than thirty catties in Ling Su’s dream…
【It’s okay.】 It just feels like he has gained weight all of a sudden.
When Xiao Luo saw Luo Baibai’s innocent and harmless eyes, he thought that this was an honest child. So he naively thought that it was all right, he was growing up normally. The topic of the two quickly moved to other places, starting from the hero of the alliance all the way to the gossip about King’s love history, and never stopped in the middle.
As for what Professor Yang Xu said in the end, Xiao Luo said that he really didn’t listen, so that—
”I won’t take you to the lecture next time.” Does the shit-shoveling officer seem angry?
Editor: Jieamnin