My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 53
Chapter 53… Unusual cat
After the live broadcast, the four pets in front of the computer continued to play Fruit Lianliankan, especially Husky, who vowed to pass the first level and avenge his shame!
King’s Harem Group:
Macaw-Coco: Ouch, I’ve gained another 20,000 popularity points. I’m so excited, who will exchange some charm points with me?
Chinchilla-San Hui: Coco, are you out wandering again?
Macaw-Coco: Hands on hip and laughing.jpg, Little Orange Cat, Husky, Baibai, Wu Huan are all here with me. We started a live broadcast just now, do you understand?
Chinchilla-San Hui: … isn’t it strange for humans to see you like this?
Xiao Luo just broke through the seventh level, and casually glanced at the chat records of the group. What San Hui said was not unreasonable. It is not surprising that a parrot speaks human words, but the words are so sly, and they are often quite smart. This is unscientific!
Macaw-Coco: I have an IQ certificate, so smart! San Hui, I tell you to eat more millet and walnuts. But you don’t listen to me. Look at you now, you can’t even solve the three-dimensional linear equation…
Coco started to babble in the group. Xiao Luo decided to complete the level first. After completing, he turned to his personal account to take a look. After seeing this, he couldn’t help being shocked: popularity value +35000!
And it’s still rising rapidly.
He clearly remembered that the total number of people in the live broadcast room was only over 20,000? Is there anyone else broadcasting on the channel?
”Beep beep——” a new message notification sounded.
While operating the mouse, Xiao Luo distractedly glanced at the news.
Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow! I received the charm points that you returned, ok. jpg, and then I also gained almost 20,000 popularity points, oh, oh, I can buy dried fish!
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Can’t you stop thinking about dried fish and cat food?
Xiao Luo thought, maybe the reason Husky is so stupid is because he ate too much cat food?
Husky-Xiao Er: You don’t understand! How delicious the dried fish is!
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I just want to say, you seem to be GAME OVER again.
Husky-Xiao Er: Hey, meow, why are you so smart?
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Because I never eat dried fish.
As a human being, what kind of cat food and dried fish can I eat! I only eat the meals prepared by the shit shovel officer, that’s how willful I am!
Xiao Luo closed the system and focused his attention on Lianliankan. He didn’t even react when his shit-shoveling officer came behind him.
In the eighth level, the fruit pictures will move randomly, and they will be mirrored suddenly. Even the countdown is shortened to ten seconds. Only when the continuous effective operation of one second reaches ten times in a row will the countdown be extended by one second. In short: It is quite difficult.
Ling Su quietly stood behind the little orange cat, watching Xiao Luo’s chubby paws holding the mouse and clicking pictures quickly, with a level of proficiency no less than that of a human being.
The little Husky in front of the computer on the left has completely given up, like a salted fish collapsed on the table and licked the fur on his stomach.
On the two computers on the right, Luo Baibai and Wu Huan also retreated one after another. They failed to break through the fifth level, comforted each other for a while, and ran to the little orange cat to see his brave performance.
Slowly, Director Li Wei, Film Emperor Su, Assistant Director Luo, and Bai Qingyun all gathered around. Although no one spoke, the expressions on everyone’s faces all expressed the same meaning: This cat is so powerful and smart!
The clicking sound of the mouse was rhythmic, and the little orange cat’s movements were always methodical and unhurried. Just like Coco described Wu Huan and Luo Baibai before, quite a serious demeanor!
The time passed by, after one minute and one second, and the eighth level was successfully passed!
Director Li and Film Emperor Su exchanged glances silently, and then secretly communicated on WeChat.
Levi: What do you think?
Su Chen: I feel like it’s about to become a genius. I thought Wu Huan was smart enough, and Coco’s IQ is high enough, right? As a result, this Xiao Pang is even more powerful!
Li Wei: The protagonist of Xiao Su’s movie is a cat. Why do I feel that he planned to let Xiao Pang play the leading role a long time ago?
Su Chen: Every new papa has the same mentality, smile. jpg
Li Wei: This cat is too smart, and will be missed by others.
Su Chen: Xiao Su is no ordinary person.
Li Wei: That’s right, I’m a little worried.
After the two looked at each other with a tacit smile, they turned their attention to the little orange cat’s computer again. They thought they could witness a miracle with their own eyes, but in the last level, Xiao Pang made a wrong operation and the game was over.
The little orange cat pretended to lower its head and lick its paws. Making a mistake? Of course not. Xiao Luo just came to his senses suddenly and realized that he was too ostentatious, so he deliberately made a mistake.
”Meow ~” He turned around, pretended to be hit by this defeat, and threw himself on the shit shovel officer to act like a baby.
”Xiao Pang is really amazing!” Ling Su praised sincerely. Although he could see that the game over was caused by the little orange cat’s deliberate mistakes at the last moment, even some teenagers cannot clear this game to this level in one try.
”Meow!” Really? Then come and give me some substantive praise?
Xiao Luo was hanging on the shit shovel officer, rubbing his head vigorously, acting shamelessly in all kinds of ways. Watching the charm value go up, he was in a good mood!
The balance is sufficient, and he can go shopping again at night.
【Little orange cat, what are your plans for the afternoon? 】Coco hovered in the air, flying staggeringly.
Xiao Luo thought about it. Ling Su basically spent time with him these few days, and today is the weekend, so he probably won’t be going to the company for the time being, so—【Sleep with my shit-shoveling officer! 】
【You’re hopeless. Why do you sleep in broad daylight! 】But Coco was upset when he heard it. It has been a long time since he slept with Lao Li. Ever since Lao Li had a wife, he became a third wheel. Thinking about it really makes him shed a bitter tear!
【Xiao Miao, won’t your shit-shoveling officer go to the crew to be an audition judge this afternoon? 】Wu Huan squatted on Film Emperor Su’s shoulder, asking questions in a sticky manner.
【Is that the messy crew that Coco mentioned? 】Luo Baibai also chimed in with great interest.
Only Husky is still out of the situation: “Woof!” What mess? My little sister is going to be the heroine, so I don’t want the crew to be a mess!
Xiao Luo thought about it carefully, the heroine in a gay movie… this one is a bit unimaginable.
The group had a simple meal, and Lao Luo was going to deal with the donation, so he took Luo Baibai away first.
Director Li Wei and Film Emperor Su took Coco and Wu Huan to the audition scene of “First Love” to be the judges. Before leaving, Coco kept inviting Xiao Luo to be the judge. Xiao Luo waved his paws and directly refused.
Although his shit-shoveling officer is an investor in “First Love”, Ling Su has not been busy with business recently. Xiao Luo is naturally happy to live in a two-person world with the shit-shoveling officer, so he won’t go to that crowded and noisy place. If a little monster causes trouble after they go out, it will be inconvenient for him to clean it up.
”Senior Ling, do you have any arrangements for the afternoon?” Bai Qingyun led the Husky to Ling Su. She had a good impression of Ling Su at first, but after a few contacts, she found that Senior Ling was actually a nice person besides his aloof appearance. Especially the attitude towards the little orange cat, he is simply a novice papa.
For a moment, she couldn’t help being moved again. Since she is single, it is not illegal to like someone and take the initiative to pursue them.
”Yes.” Unfortunately, Ling Su didn’t give her a chance at all.
Bai Qingyun was a little overwhelmed, and at the same time she was disappointed, but also relieved from the bottom of her heart. The other party’s direct refusal attitude had already clearly told her that he had no other thoughts about her.
”Then, goodbye, senior.”
”Goodbye.” Ling Su turned around politely and indifferently, and left with the little orange cat in his arms.
Xiao Luo vaguely realized that the shit-shoveling officer of his family had just rejected the invitation of a beautiful woman. He was so ruthless and awesome!
”Dididi——”
Husky-Xiao Er: Meow, my little sister seems very sad.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Twisted melons are not sweet.
He didn’t have the nerve to say, my shit-shoveling officer is gay, and he definitely wouldn’t like girls. He can only like me!
Husky-Xiao Er: Meow, I don’t understand.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Oh, it’s nothing, you can comfort your little sister more!
Husky-Xiao Er: Kiss?
Xiao Luo almost burst out laughing, and fortunately Husky is still a puppy, otherwise he would definitely be beaten like a hooligan!
But having said that—
Xiao Luo carefully grabbed Ling Su’s clothes and climbed up, and got close to the shit shovel officer’s chin, kissed him when the other party was not paying attention, and then quickly withdrew his head.
He is now a hooligan.
How will the shit shoveler react?
Ling Su was stunned for a moment, touched his chin, smiled silently, then lowered his head and kissed the little orange cat’s head: a mouthful of hair.
”Xiao Pang, is there any place you want to visit in City Z?”
After Xiao Luo meowed, he thought about it carefully, but said nothing.
He grew up in Z City since he was a child. When he was very young, he studied with his master. But his parents went out all year round and master would go out for a period of time every month, so he slowly developed the character of an otaku who doesn’t like to go out very much. Most of his energy is spent on hacking technology, which makes him even more nerdy.
”Think about it, how about we search the Internet and make a detailed plan when we go back?” Ling Su’s voice was gentle.
Xiao Luo had the illusion that his ears were going to be pregnant, and he wanted to nod immediately, but luckily he still had some scruples, so he meowed reservedly.
He originally thought it would be a two-person world in the afternoon. But when he returned to the door of the apartment, he found the eldest brother of the Ling family standing there. Xiao Luo was extremely surprised.
”Brother, why are you here?” Ling Su was also surprised. Under normal circumstances, if there is something to do, wouldn’t it be enough for Ling Yan to call?
Ling Yan nodded slightly, and took out an EMS file from the briefcase: “Your courier has been sent to your home, I sent it to you. Also grandpa asked me to ask you: Do you have someone you like? “
Ding! Xiao Luo instantly pricked up his ears, concentrated his mind, and prepared to eavesdrop openly.
Ling Su was stunned for a moment, and then asked, “Whom did Grandpa hear it from?”
”Someone sent an anonymous letter, which contained a picture of you kissing someone.”
Editor: Jieamnin