My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 58

Chapter 58… I’m so fat

Fu Lisheng waited four full hours in front of the computer, but he still didn’t get a reply. While feeling lost, he couldn’t help but worry a little: Something happened to Master Xiao, right?

”Comrade Fu, go and rest for a while. I’ll guard here.” He Yu came over with coffee. They couldn’t relax that night. According to the calculation of M-018’s crime method, if they usually didn’t receive the “fee” within two days, the photos will be exposed.

But this time the situation is even more special. Judging from the third anonymous letter sent by the other party, M-018 is likely to attack again.

”I’ll wait until two o’clock.” Fu Lisheng took the coffee, took a sip, “Xiao He, you go to rest for a while. I’ll call you if something happens.”

He Yu was about to nod, when she saw a reply on the screen with his sharp eyes, she couldn’t help being extremely surprised: “Comrade Fu, Master Xiao is online!”

AX: Master Xiao, you are finally here!

Xiao: I was busy some time ago. Why did you message me?

Fu Lisheng hastily converted the abnormal frequency band that appeared before M-018 into an analog data packet and sent it over, and briefly explained the suspect’s evil deeds. Due to special reasons, he did not elaborate on the identity of the suspect.

”Comrade Fu, with Master Xiao’s action, we should be able to accurately capture the opponent’s position soon.”

”Well, I hope the matter can be resolved before dawn.”

Here, Fu Lisheng and He Yu are feeling grateful.

On the other side, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan was typing on the keyboard furiously: “Xiao Pang, you can handle the rest by yourself.”

”Meow!” the little orange cat protested: it is not convenient to type with its paws.

”I’m not your master. I don’t know anything about hacking techniques, Xiao Pang.”

”Meow!” Doesn’t matter. I can’t transform anyway!

”Do you believe that I can throw you out?” Ling Xuan turned his head with a gloomy expression. He was just lying back on the bed when he was woken up by the little orange cat. It was his fault that he forgot to lock the door. After the cat opened the door by itself, it went straight to the point, scratching him until he agreed, and it was extremely arrogant.

The fundamental reason why Xiao Luo dared to be so arrogant was that Ling Xuan and King were old acquaintances. Seeing King’s tone, the relationship between them seemed to be okay.

Regardless of whether Ling Xuan is a big demon or not, this guy is definitely not a simple character. At least he is unscrupulous, not only the people from the Special Affairs Department did not notice the abnormality of this guy, even he looked carefully several times, and found nothing wrong.

If the other party hadn’t taken the initiative to point it out, at most Xiao Luo would only think that this “Xiaojiejie” is annoying to look at. Since he is bullying his family’s Ling Xiaosu he is not a good thing! Who would have thought that this is a powerful character.

”Meow!” If you dare to throw me, I will tell them that you are a demon!

”Hehe.” Ling Xuan sneered, and flicked the little orange cat’s head with his fingers, “Do you think they will believe me, or you, the cat?”

”Meow!” My shit-shoveling officer must believe me.

Xiao Luo is so confident, after rolling his eyes around, he began to negotiate terms with the other party: “Meow~” Or you can create a barrier for me. I can use the transformation card to transform into a human form?

The time-limited A-level enchantment in the Mall is priced at 10,000 popularity points, and the time limit is 2 minutes. Xiao Luo looked at his balance, decided to think of another way, and put his idea on Ling Xuan.

”Meow~” You help me prop up a barrier to block the changes that occur when the transformation card is used.

”Why?”

”Meow.” Because I can be cute!

After the little orange cat meowed, it rolled on its belly a few times on the desk.

The corners of Ling Xuan’s mouth twitched and he snorted: “You’re really getting tired of living.”

Eh? Xiao Luo paused and froze: This familiar tone made the other party seem to be very familiar with him, it was simply——

”Meow!” So for the sake of our familiarity, you can do it!

”Hehe.” Ling Xuan sneered while propping up the barrier.

Xiao Luo watched silently. Thinking of the king’s evaluation of this guy, he couldn’t help but secretly nodded: King is indeed right!

With the barrier as a cover, Xiao Luo immediately exchanged two directional transformation cards. The reason why he used his original face was because he might have to do something after the matter was over.

”That’s a good face.”

”Thank you for the compliment.”

Xiao Luo didn’t show it on the surface, but he was affirmed again in his heart: Ling Xuan really knew the system, and even quite understood it.

After he returned to human form, he immediately sat in front of the computer and started working.

It is not the first time that he cooperated with AX. It is just using his own hacking technology to track and lock the location of the fugitive suspect. This is what Xiao Luo knew before the accident. When the target is not a human, but a demon, he couldn’t help thinking: there are many master hackers in this world, why is he the only one who can lock the location of the demon?

Unfortunately, now is not the time to pursue this issue.

Pa-ta, pa-ta— the young man tapped the keyboard quickly, and “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan fell asleep on the side rather shamelessly.

Xiao Luo didn’t care about the other party’s behavior. When the transformation countdown was about to end, he quickly exchanged for another ten-minutes. Things were more complicated than he expected. This demon code-named M-018 would not only pretend to be a human to do evil, he also created two similar band signals to interfere with him.

Could it be that this demon can do the cloning technique?

An idea flashed in Xiao Luo’s mind: the photos, those photos were taken very clearly, so who took them?

Maybe M-018 really knows how to clone.

Thinking of this, Xiao Luo decided to follow in two routes. Unfortunately, he lacked the ability to clone himself, so he could only concentrate more, hoping to take down the opponent as soon as possible.

Time passed by every minute and every second.

Only two minutes left in the countdown to transformation. Xiao Luo locked on to the target, and at the same time as sending the two coordinates to AX, his skill bar lit up.

It’s the teleportation door that’s open.

Did the system mean to let him take down the demon with his own hands?

Xiao Luo hesitated, and pushed Ling Xuan, who was already asleep, “I’ll leave for a while, don’t turn off the computer.”

”Go, go!” Ling Xuan waved his hand without opening his eyes, turned to another direction and continued to sleep.

Xiao Luo stretched out his hand to touch the computer screen, and a powerful force instantly sucked him in.

”Bang!” After a muffled sound, Xiao Luo opened his eyes, covered his forehead that had just been hit, and looked at the “weapon”: a face without facial features!

“Ahh!” This terrified cry.

Xiao Luo was scared so he yelled, but the other party actually kept yelling too!

Excessive!

Wait a minute, is this the M-018? The culprit of the serial extortion case that the Special Affairs Department has been unable to accurately locate!

”Cat demon, how did you get out of my computer?” The demon’s voice is rough and ugly, as if talking with a stone in its mouth. It has a short body. Although it has a human outline, its face and limbs are not fully grown. It is precisely because of this that it can pretend to be other people unscrupulously.

Xiao Luo was a little puzzled. Why is it that a demon called him a cat demon when he saw his true self? Could this be the special ability to distinguish between demons?

”Who are you?” Xiao Luo asked without answering, and observed secretly. He found that on the computer through which he was just sent over, there happened to be a photo taken by a demon disguised as Ling Su. The photos are uploaded online and ready to be made public!

Fuck! Xiao Luo became angry in an instant. Regardless of whether the opponent’s appearance was disgusting, frightening, terrifying, etc., his face turned red in anger. He grabbed the demon by the neck, and punched it down hard!

A punch smashed through the opponent’s head.

Xiao Luo was a little confused, he thought that the demon that made AX and the others so troublesome should not be a small character. But in the end, he punched the opponent to death.

A white bead floated in the air after detaching from the demon’s body.

Xiao Luo subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it, then looked at the demon’s corpse, looked back at the half-edited post before the other party died, and simply deleted the post, leaving the rest untouched, ready to let the Special Affairs Department clean up.

It seems that he was lucky, he teleported over and directly captured the main body of M-018, and the other coordinate should be the clone of the demon. The main body has been beaten to death by him, and the clone should not be able to survive.

He felt that it was not normal for this to go smoothly.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin and found that the portal had been unsealed, so he immediately returned the same way.

”You came back pretty quick. I am going to sleep.” Ling Xuan stood up, patted his buttocks, and walked to the bed with a sleepy face, “What are you running around with that little demon’s inner alchemy? Hurry up and eat it, or give it to me as compensation.”

This bead is indeed an inner alchemy. Xiao Luo came back to his senses, and asked tentatively: “You are already a big demon, and you still care about the inner alchemy of little demons?”

“Hey, what’s a big demon?” Ling Xuan muttered, kicked off his slippers, and fell asleep with the quilt rolled up.

Not a big demon? That should be a higher level existence than the big demon. Xiao Luo thought to himself, thinking that the other party didn’t really care about this inner alchemy, so he simply crushed it himself and absorbed all the strength.

The difference from last time was that perhaps due to lack of energy, there was no upgrade prompt in the system.

Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown to his transformation. There was more than a minute left, he decisively became invisible, and then prepared to go back to his family’s shit-shoveling officer.

Because of the effect of [sleep till dawn], Ling Su slept soundly at the moment.

Xiao Luo lay beside him, and quickly leaned up to kiss him secretly, but didn’t move away immediately, and just lay on his shit shovel officer, hugging him with hands and feet: “Ling Xiaosu, the dream you had is really weird ah.”

”Hmm…” Ling Su replied in a daze.

Xiao Luo was so frightened that he almost turned over and fell down. Seeing that there were still eight seconds left in the countdown to the transformation, he immediately exchanged for another five minutes, and then looked down carefully——

Ling Su hadn’t woken up.

Is this sleep-talking?

”I want to kiss you, is that okay?” Xiao Luo became more courageous, pressed against Ling Su’s cheek, and laughed in a low voice, “If you don’t say anything, it will be regarded as your acquiescence. Don’t worry, I will only kiss you and not do other things.”

Five minutes is neither long nor short.

That’s all there is to it.

The next day, when Ling Su woke up to wash himself off, he found two suspicious marks on his neck. He looked back at the biggest suspect who was lying on the pillow, sleeping on all fours, and shook his head helplessly: “Sneak attack every time, what kind of disease is this?”

Editor: Jieamnin