My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 60
Chapter 60… Xiao Pang’s live broadcast room
After King’s profile picture was grayed out, Xiao Luo secretly dug out his cell phone while Ling Su wasn’t paying attention, and sent a text message to Master Qingfeng.
【Master, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. I bought you your favorite sweet rice dumplings. Please send me the address, and I will send it to you. 】
Three minutes later, the reply from the other side came: Xiao Luo, did you remember it wrong? I don’t like to eat sweet rice dumplings, I like to eat rice dumplings with egg yolk! It’s too troublesome to mail things. Let’s have a good the next time I come to you, okay!
Xiao Luo stared at the text message, and then deleted the record after a while. He can probably be sure that Master Qingfeng is not the master anymore, because Master doesn’t like to eat dumplings.
So—
King is his master?
Oh ho ho ho ho ho~
The little orange cat happily rolled around in the cat bed twice, and suddenly stopped: Why did Master lie to him? What is the relationship between Master and Master Qingfeng?
”Xiao Pang, I registered a account for you, and applied for a live broadcast room, would you like to take a look?” the voice of the shit shoveler came from the study.
Xiao Luo immediately dropped the phone and ran over quickly.
He has wanted to open a live broadcast room for a long time, especially since the time he broadcasted live with Coco and the others last weekend. Not to mention that his popularity rose by 35,000. It keeps rising one after another!
It’s a pity that Ling Su has been busy and didn’t help him. It is not convenient for him to reveal his identity openly, so he has been wasting all the time.
Xiao Pang’s live broadcast room… Isn’t the name too down-to-earth?
Xiao Luo protested dissatisfied, and patted the back of his shovel officer’s hand with a paw, staring at the man: I stare~ change the name quickly!
”The camera and microphone have been connected for you. I’m going to the company this afternoon. You can stay at home by yourself, okay?” Ling Su said softly while stroking the little orange cat’s head, “If there are strangers knocking on the door, don’t just open it, you know?”
Xiao Luo knew exactly who this stranger was referring to, but what his shit-shoveling officer didn’t know was that Ling Xuan “Xiaojiejie” could come and go freely in and out of their house without him needing to open the door.
”Meow~” The little orange cat responded obediently, subconsciously ignoring some unreasonable actions of the shit shovel officer.
Ling Su lowered his head and kissed Xiao Luo’s forehead, took the prepared materials, turned and left.
Chenxi’s acquisition case has been overturned. Instead of eating such a giant, it is better to start from scratch, and everything can be developed according to his requirements.
”Xiao Pang, I made a new bottle of milk powder for you and put it on the table. Remember to drink it when you’re hungry.” Before leaving, the shit shoveler took the trouble to confess again.
Xiao Luo meowed, and waved his paw at the other party. Although he wanted to go with him, he is more interested in the live broadcast room at the moment, and Ling Su is carrying an amulet with him, so he will be fine for the time being. Even if something really happened, the system on his side will give an early warning, so he doesn’t need to be afraid!
After confirming that the shit shoveler had left, Xiao Luo held the mouse and slowly started to grope…
Ling Su applied for a game live broadcast for him, and he only needs to press the [Support mic and broadcast live] button.
He has to say that his shit-shoveling officer is really considerate and cute!
While feeling refreshed, Xiao Luo opened the League of Legends game interface, and then clicked the live broadcast button.
The big screen is his game operation interface, and the small screen is where the camera is facing.
Because it was a live broadcast room just applied for, there was no one else there except Xiao Luo’s own account at the beginning, and he didn’t care. He grabbed the game controller Ling Su had installed in advance and started to use the man-machine mode.
Without a small partner, a person’s novice journey will inevitably be a bit lonely.
But soon, Xiao Luo was no longer lonely.
The melon-eaters who browsed the list of live broadcasts finally found the Xiao Pang’s live broadcast room in the vast crowd.
The name Xiao Pang is simple and down-to-earth.
But the problem is, Xiao Pang is popular.
First, the video of Xiao Pang playing League of Legends posted on the official Weibo of Xingchen Studio was widely circulated, which laid a certain foundation for Xiao Luo’s popularity.
Then came the live broadcast room of Luo Baibai, an Internet celebrity guinea pig who has already gained a certain reputation. Xiao Pang became popular again. His cute appearance and smart and witty reactions broke people’s perception of pet cats.
Although it is not RMB and it is impossible for everyone to like Xiao Pang. Some people are still skeptical after watching the video and live broadcast. They don’t believe that there is such a smart cat in this world, and the orange cat is famous for being coquettish and easy to gain weight!
But after all, Xiao Luo’s popularity is constantly rising, this is a fact.
The person who first found Xiao Pang’s live broadcast room was just a little curious, thinking that some guy borrowed the popularity of the little orange cat to make a sensation, clicked in and took a look –
a little orange cat sitting in front of the camera ignorantly live broadcasting LOL. He was a newbie. How did you do it!
So word of mouth spread, and more and more people watched the fun.
When Xiao Luo finished a round of man-machine battle, he realized that there were already nearly a thousand melon-eating crowd watching in his live broadcast room.
The crowd swiped the screen frantically, and he ignored them before.
When he saw it now, he was dazzled.
#Xiao Pang ~~~~666#
#Xiao Pang, I am your mama! #
# Xiao Pang, why don’t you say anything? #
# Xiao Pang, did you ask for a call? #
# Xiao Pang, where is your shit-shoveling officer? #
#Xiao Pang, your jungler is doing well, please bring me~! #
# Xiao Pang, when will you go to the qualifying competition? Let’s scatter together~ I’ll take you! #
#Xiao Pang, why don’t you talk, show off your cuteness, I will give you a gift~#
Xiao Luo looked at everyone calling his Xiao Pang, feeling extremely tired.
”Meow~” the little orange cat called into the microphone.
The swiping screen was crazily occupied by Miao Miaomiao, and finally the first person who swiped gifts for him appeared. Xiao Luo glanced casually, damn it, that prodigal son! Ling Xiaosu!
With his shit-shoveling officer spending a lot of money as an example, the people who eat melons can’t hold back, and used the 99 lollipops to tease the little orange cat.
Xiao Luo continued the second round of the man-machine battle.
The number of onlookers in the live broadcast room continued to rise. Perhaps because the anchor’s identity was too special, it didn’t take long for him to be on the recommendation page.
A little orange cat sitting solemnly in front of the camera playing League of Legends.
Seeing the game controller held by the cat’s paw, some people began to ask where this “plug-in” can be sold, and some people questioned why their own client can’t connect the game controller, but this cat can?
Questioning voices gradually increased, but they were far less than positive voices. Overall, the atmosphere was still harmonious.
Xiao Luo only acts cute occasionally, and meows a few times, and most of the time he concentrates on earning points and accumulating gold coins. Before he knows it, an hour has passed…
#I really didn’t see the hot sister dance and watched the little cat playthe game for an hour! #
#This cat is seriously addictive 233#
#Looking back at Teddy who is still on the sofa in my house, I really want to give him two kicks! #
# Xiao Pang, do you have brothers and sisters who are as smart as you? Let me know them too! #
# Xiao Pang, who is your shit shoveling officer? Can we get to know each other? #
# Xiao Pang, do you lack Ma Ma? The kind with an angel face and a devil figure who goes to college! #
”Meow!” There is no shortage of Ma Ma, thank you.
After finishing the man-machine battle, Xiao Luo looked at his account and found that he had already met the requirements for entering the map. But his shit-shoveling officer obviously couldn’t play with him right now, so he had to go by himself .
#Wow, Xiao Pang, are you going to enter the map ? Wait for me! #
# Xiao Pang, don’t worry! Wait for me to log in to my account! #
#Xiao Pang, come and show off your cuteness, I will take you to fight together! #
Xiao Luo meowed, and decided to be a lone ranger.
It is easier to meet pig teammates in single play, and relatively speaking, double player is safer. But in the low-end solo show and the qualifying round of the bronze stage, most of the people encountered were rookies, so Xiao Luo didn’t feel much pressure.
In the first game, luck was not bad, the four teammates he met had no special pitfalls, and they overthrew the enemy’s crystal in less than half an hour.
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was overwhelming. Those who just clicked on the channel thought it was a contest between some well-known anchor and a pro. Seeing that Ling Xiao Pang’s character was only at the fifth stage of bronze, the anchor was actually a cat! ? They almost wondered if he had hallucinated from too much internet addiction…
When Xiao Luo was in the second qualifying match, the crowd of onlookers in the live broadcast room had exceeded 10,000. After all, it was the first time for a novice anchor. It was not bad anymore.
#Ah ah ah ah ah! I saw Xiao Pang~ but we are rivals 233#
#Come on upstairs. If you are blown up by Xiao Pang, you can delete the game! #
# It is basically impossible to be beaten by Xiao Pang. Don’t you find that Xiao Pang is very witty and well-planned? #
#Oh my God, 0 kills, 22 assists and 1 death in the round just now! This result is against the sky for a cat! #
# I doubt that Xiao Pang is playing LOL. The game controller must be fake, in fact, Xiao Pang’s papa is operating it! #
Xiao Pang’s papa said that he is busy now.
In fact, except for sneaking into the live broadcast room quietly to see what his little orange cat was doing, and brushing up on the first gift, Ling Su kept away the phone all the time. It’s not that he doesn’t care, but he’s so busy that he doesn’t have a chance to take a sneak peek, so he can only record it and watch it later.
In the second round, Xiao Luo narrowly won.
The player who happened to be on the opposite side frantically swiped the crying emoticon in the live broadcast room, then swiped 99 lollipops and started to tease the little orange cat.
In the third round, Xiao Luo did not continue.
The little orange cat slowly moved to the front of the camera while holding a sign in the shape of a cloud made by the shit shoveler in advance. The sign said: I’m going to sleep, bye~
#Sister gives you a kiss, mua~#
#Xiao Pang, let’s sleep together! #
# Bye bye~ Xiao Pang, I follow you, when is the time for live broadcast next time? #
The little orange cat holding the sign, tilted its head, meowed lightly, as if thinking, then blinked at the camera and turned off the live broadcast decisively.
”Oh, you had a lot of fun.” Ling Xuan’s recognizable voice came from behind.
Xiao Luo put the sign in his hand away, looked back at the Xiaojiejie who came uninvited, and said nothing.
”Tomorrow I’m going to give a lecture to junior students, and the courseware hasn’t been made yet. Can you make one for me?” Ling Xuan sat on the computer chair, turned around, and winked at the little orange cat, “As a reward, I’ll give you a freshly baked inner alchemy.”
A white bead was delivered to the little orange cat.
Xiao Luo glanced at him suspiciously: “Meow?”
”During your live broadcast, a monster just happened to come outside. I took care of it. Take it and help me with the courseware!” This bossy attitude.
Xiao Luo did not refuse. The reason was very simple, he remembered the previous reminder from King that it might not be safe recently. If Ling Xuan was around, at least there would be an extra layer of security.
”Meow!” You are misleading the students.
”I am not. I don’t have many classes anyway. I’ll leave when the matter here is resolved.” Ling Xuan stroked the cat’s fur with a smile.
Xiao Luo almost exploded: “Meow!” Don’t touch me!
He has seen Ling Xuan’s poisonous hands before. Every time he is touched, he feels like burning, and he doesn’t know what the prototype of this guy is?
”Meow?” Why exactly do you want to come to W University?
”Waiting for my destiny!” Ling Xuan said naturally, with a charming smile.
Editor: Jieamnin