My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 61

Chapter 61… New skills

”W University is a well-known university in country C, and the computer department is especially difficult to get into. You, a person who doesn’t understand anything, operate in secret and become an honorary consultant in one go. Now you need a cat to help you with the courseware. Seriously?”

Xiao Luo spent 599 love points in exchange for a directional transformation card. Thinking that he could pass the shortcut of the portal to save time, but the portal and the foresight skills are all in a sealed state!

”Where’s your face? Xiaojiejie Ling Xuan?”

”Tsk tsk, your poisonous tongue is terrible, Xiao Pang.” Ling Xuan sat on the computer chair lazily. He lifted a bunch of long curly raven coloured hair and played with them with his fingers, “Hurry up and work, you can go to bed after it’s done.”

”It’s easier said than done. It’s a coursework needed for junior college students, not a basic computer enlightenment class for primary school students, that you can just make a powerpoint to fool them.” Xiao Luo regretted the job he had taken carelessly at this moment. The employer liked to whisper in his ear even though he told him not to do it.

”So you have to choose a topic carefully, Xiao Pang!” The attitude that this matter has nothing to do with him is too annoying.

Xiao Luo stopped his movements, turned his head to look at “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan who was swaying like a pool of water, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: “I don’t want this inner alchemy anymore. You can make the courseware yourself. I’m going to bed. “

”What did you say?” Ling Xuan slid down from the computer chair, stood up with one hand on the ground, shook his hair, not feeling embarrassed at all, turned around and smiled charmingly, “Do you want to go back on your word, Xiao Pang ?”

”Originally I didn’t agree to you either.” Xiao Luo thought very clearly that love points is worth risking his life on a knife’s edge, and it can only be consumed for his family’s shit-shoveling officer, “Anyway, you are quite capable, go out and catch a professor or scholar right now, force the other party to submit to help you finish the courseware, and then you can erase the other party’s memory, isn’t that all right? Why bother to embarrass a small character like me?” After finishing speaking, the boy stood up and walked towards the bedroom .

”Your words reminded me, Xiao Pang.” Ling Xuan laughed darkly, “Come back to me and finish the work well, otherwise, I will force you!”

WTF! Xiao Luo looked at the other party in shock: This guy is too shameless!

”If you dare to do this, my master will not let you go!”

”Hey, do you think I will be afraid of him?”

”…” MDZZ! 1 mdzz – mā de zhìzhàng (妈的智障) lit. “f*ck, what an idiot.” He finally understood the reason why Master called this guy stupid !

”Come here and sit down!” Ling Xuan triumphantly put his hands on his hips, with a very arrogant attitude.

Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown to his transformation. There were more than three minutes left, so he decided to pretend to cooperate, and when the time was up, he would transform back into a little orange cat and he could slip away.

”That’s good, Xiao Pang.”

Ling Xuan smiled and knocked the inner alchemy on the young man’s head. Xiao Luo’s whole body trembled, and before he had time to say anything, he heard the reminder that the energy was sufficient and he was about to advance.

”To make courseware, we first need to clarify a general direction. What is the topic? This is your first public appearance at W University, and your attitude must be rigorous and correct…”

”Xiao Pang, you talk too much nonsense.”

”This is not nonsense, this is the main point.” Xiao Luo couldn’t help but get angry, “Could it be that you think that you just need to hold a laptop, click on the PPT, and read it to hundreds of people according to the scriptures and everything is going to be alright?”

Ling Xuan’s smile stiffened, and he asked innocently, “Isn’t it?”

All kinds of tired feelings came to Xiao Luo’s heart: “You really are only suitable for playing a silly white lotus.”

”Tsk tsk, don’t talk nonsense, do it quickly!” Silly White Lotus instantly transformed into Zhou Papi. 2 Zhou Papi: The villain of a popular animated film, ‘The Rooster Crows at Midnight’, a greedy landowner nicknamed Zhou Bapi (“Zhou the flayer”), became one of the most famous evil landlords in China.

Xiao Luo opened the office software Microsoft PowerPoint, turned around and asked, “Let me think about the topic for you too?”

”It’s up to you to decide, anyway, I don’t know.”

Xiao Luo responded, and wrote a headline on the first PPT: How to become a hacker?

The first line is in Chinese, the second line is an English translation, and a selfie of a little orange cat is added to the base map.

Ling Xuan folded his hands on his chest, crossed his legs, and closed his eyes to think about something absent-mindedly. He suddenly stopped when he heard the sound of typing on the keyboard. When he opened his eyes and looked, he was so angry that he jumped up: “Xiao Pang, what are you doing?”

”First of all, don’t call me Xiao Pang. Secondly, you let me play freely. In the end, I am the master of my territory. If you don’t accept it, do it yourself.” Xiao Luo grinned, showing two rows of neat and white teeth, “What about a cat? Look, what a great theme to embark on the ups and downs of the road of no return in LOL.”

”You are awesome! Believe it or not—”

With a bang, the boy’s figure disappeared, and the little orange cat landed on the computer desk. After the chubby ball rolled proudly, it meowed cutely towards” Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan.

Ling Xuan pulled the corners of his mouth gloomily: “You change back for me!”

”Meow~” No! He is a strong cat!

Xiao Luo found out that after being forcefully stuffed with an inner alchemy, he gained weight again. This time, he suddenly gained almost two catties. Obviously, the monsters that Ling Xuan had dealt with before were not weak.

But right now, he wasn’t in a hurry.

Just now, after the system reminded him that he had successfully advanced, he had an extra skill that was quite heaven-defying, and he could use it without changing back to human form.

[Gaze] To achieve the purpose of speeding up cultivation through gazing, there is a certain chance of breaking the opponent’s real body. Active skill, proficiency 1/100.

Xiao Luo subconsciously felt that after reaching the full level of proficiency, there should be unexpected gains, but right now is not the time to care about this.

The little orange cat jumped from the table to the chair nimbly, landed at last, and quickly ran back to the cat’s nest.

”Meow!” I’m going to bed, good night!

Ling Xuan pursed his lips, sneered twice with a distorted expression, and moved to the edge of the cat’s nest in an instant: “Dare to play me. I will peel your skin right now and burn you!”

”Meow~” Xiao Luo opened half of his eyes, and lazily flicked his tail. When he was in human form, he was really worried that “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan would use abnormal methods against him. In case his family’s shit shovel officer knew about it and misunderstood it, things would be a big deal!

As for now?

What are you afraid of! My master is the great King, ahahahaha!

To put it bluntly, he relied on the fact that he was a cat now, and the other party had nothing to do with him.

”You think you’ll be fine if you turn into a cat?” Ling Xuan stretched out his hand, stretched out the five fingers of his right hand, and squeezed the void, “If you don’t help me settle the matter, you will never see Ling Xiao Su again today.” Xiao Luo blinked in surprise.

He found that he was grabbed by an invisible force, and then, hot air flowed from the top of his head, and rushed to his limbs and bones in an instant. He seemed to hear the sound of bones growing… in just one minute, he found himself transformed back into a human being!

WTF! What is this operation?

”Go back and finish the courseware for me!” Ling Xuan snorted, and blew on his fingers lightly, “Otherwise, if Ling Xiao Su doesn’t see Xiao Pang when he comes back, you know the consequences when he sees you in the room.”

Xiao Luo walked towards the study room calmly. After seeing his current appearance clearly, he was completely stunned: “You, you are so perverted!”

Ling Xuan actually turned him into Ling Su’s appearance!

”Don’t you like him? It’s just convenient for you to lust. Look at how nice I am to you, Xiao Pang! “

The theme is definitely unusable, so revise it, and finally determine the topic as: computer professional development prospects and its social application.

This is a well-thought out subject.

If he wants it to be outstanding, he has to work hard on the content. Of course, the most important thing is to test the skills of the speaker.

Xiao Luo looked hesitantly at “Xiaojiejie ” Ling Xuan who was standing beside him like a supervisor, and sighed silently in his heart: It seems that this Consultant Ling’s first appearance will be very… hard to describe.

”What are you looking at me for? Hurry up. I’m going to be on stage tomorrow.”

”So soon?”

”Didn’t I tell you just now? Otherwise, why would I come to you in such a hurry.”

”I’m not a Professor.” Although he has been admitted to the Computer Department of W University, he is still a freshman and has not yet officially registered.

”It’s okay, I believe in you.”

”…I’m so touched.” No wonder.

Xiao Luo abandoned distracting thoughts and began to concentrate on making PPT. The content was quoted from the classics, the layout was fresh and pleasing to the eye, and the illustrations in the middle were selected with great characteristics. Generally speaking, his self-evaluation was okay, but the thing that was not okay was that he disliked the speaker.

The time passed by every minute and every second, and the clatter, clatter of the keyboard was mixed with the click of the mouse. It took more than an hour for the first draft to be completed.

”Look for yourself, what do you need to change?”

”No need to change.” “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan was very generous, waved his hand, and directly threw a USB flash drive to Xiao Luo, “Copy it to me.”

”Wait a minute” Xiao Luo cut the PPT, thought for a while and still felt uneasy, and explained, “After you come to the stage, you have to introduce yourself. You don’t need to boast about yourself, at least give people a feeling of being quite knowledgeable. Do you understand? I didn’t write this part in the PPT, so you can talk freely.”

“Knowledgeable?” Ling Xuan smiled nonchalantly, “Dual master’s degree from Harvard, is this enough?

” Enough.” This is definitely the worst time that Harvard has been hacked.

”I’m going back, you go to bed, Xiao Pang. ” As soon as “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan achieved his goal, he immediately smiled as brightly and charmingly as a flower.

”Wait! I haven’t changed back yet.” Xiao Luo hurriedly called him to stop, this transformation has nothing to do with the transformation card, not even a countdown. Obviously this is the method of the veteran level demon .

”Shall I reserve ten minutes for you to play?” Ling Xuan leaned forward with a sinister smile, “You can take a selfie or touch yourself, do you want it?” Xiao Luo backed away with an embarrassed smile, and shook his head violently: “No need!” He is not so perverted yet. Well, sleeping with Ling Su every night, there are many opportunities to attack, why use such a wretched method?

”Oh~ then I’ll let you do it.” Ling Xuan snapped his fingers.

Xiao Luo watched helplessly as the opponent’s body grew taller and taller, and after a bang, he turned back into a little orange cat.

”Meow?” Xiaojiejie Ling Xuan, what is your prototype?

”Speaking out will scare you to death!” He showed his seductive smile again.

The little orange cat looked up at the other party intently: “Meow?” Say it and let me hear?

”Ask your master.” Ling Xuan said lightly, turned around and left.

Xiao Luo secretly used the gaze skill, a fire flashed in front of his eyes, and the afterimage of a big fiery red bird flashed away.

Ling Xuan seemed to have sensed something, turned around, and looked at him with a serious expression: “What did you do to me just now?”

Xiao Luo’s policy: Acting like a baby, acting cute, resisting stubbornly, and never admitting it.

Ling Xuan stared at the little orange cat for a few seconds, and finally left without saying a word, as hurried and silent as he came.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, and was hesitating whether to ask King, when the cell phone he put in the cat nest rang.

Looking at the caller ID, it turned out to be his shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Xiao Su, what are you planning to get when you call a cat?

Xiao Luo finally pressed the answer button.

”Meow?” Hello hello, shit shoveler, what do you want from me?

”Xiao Pang, what about the name Xiao Shulin?” The voice of the excrement shoveler came clearly, with a slight smile in his low voice.

”Meow!” Xiao Shulin is on the same level as Xiao Pang, so down-to-earth!

”Well, I see. I’ll be home in one hour, wait for me.”

”Meow?” Shit shoveler, what do you know?

Xiao Luo was at a loss when facing the cell phone that had ended the call.

Later, when he saw that the brokerage company registered by Ling Su was named Xiao Shulin…

Xiao Luo was suddenly a little inexplicably relieved: Is this what Ling Su meant when he asked about the name Xiao Shulin? Ah ha ha ha ha!

Editor: Jieamnin