My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 62

Chapter 62… Gift

”Xiao Shulin… Ling Su, do you want to think about changing the name?” As Ling Su’s childhood friend and diehard fan, Yang Liu really can’t stand such an indescribable name, which is similar to Xinghai, Tianyu, and Chenxi. That’s so easy!

Yang Bai, one of the twins, nodded in agreement: “Ling Su, I think Xinghui and Longcheng in the pre-selection plan are better.” Ling Su seldom insists on going his own way, but this time he unexpectedly insisted, and directly blamed the little orange cat: “Xiao Pang chose it.”

Yang Liu and Yang Bai: “…” Speechless.

In the end, Xiao Shulin Entertainment Brokerage Company successfully obtained approval and registration.

”Artist economy, film and television drama production and investment, program production and distribution, and event planning, the personnel of these four structures should be recruited by Xingchen’s personnel department first. In addition, if any one from Chenxi wants to change jobs, they can be given preferential treatment according to the situation. Of course, the most important point is that if the reputation and character are not good, they will all be rejected.”

Yang Liu rubbed his nose: “I have a feeling that we are going to start from nothing.”

Liu Bai laughed: “Brother, you are really humorous now.”

Then he turned his head to look at Ling Su, and asked, “Boss! It should be fine if I recruit another girl now, right?”

”You want to go to the HR department to help?” Passing over, “Agents and artists are not in a hurry to be recruited. For the sake of your hard work, Xiao Shulin’s public relations planning centre will be entrusted to you. This is the proposal. Come on!” Yang Bai said in a daze: ” Then what does my brother do?”

”In order not to let him have the illusion of starting from nothing, naturally he will continue to sit in Xingchen.” Ling Su has already intended to reorganize the industry, focusing on comprehensive Internet services. After all, his personal energy is limited. If he devotes himself to work, he will naturally sacrifice a lot of time with Xiao Pang.

”Ling Su, is it my delusion? I think you have a tendency of playing with cats and losing your mind recently…” Yang Liu’s eyebrows moved slightly. Since Ling Su brought Xiao Pang back from the LOLO pet shop, the workaholic has become a pet slave. The person who used to post on Moments once a week is now posting about his pet every day, it’s crazy!

”Well, there are priorities.” Ling Su replied ambiguously, “By the way, do you know what seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys generally like?”

Seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys… the twin brothers agreed tacitly. Taking a look, are there any boys of this age among the relatives of the Ling family?

Yang Liu asked: “Are you going to give a birthday present?”

Ling Su shook his head: “No.”

Yang Bai coughed lightly and said, “Ling Su, I think the range you gave is too vague. First of all, giving gifts depends on the other person’s personality, preferences, and family situation… A car? It depends on whether he has passed the driver’s license test. Driving at a young age is easy to cause accidents. Or give him a watch? Ah yes, if it’s a girl, Desserts, cakes, ice cream, and chocolates are also good…”

Ling Su thought about it carefully: “I know.”

”Hey? What do you know, we don’t even know…”

”I’m leaving early today. That’s it.”

Ling Su packed up his things, and decided to go to the supermarket first, buy some ingredients, and cook a delicious meal by himself.

He secretly tasted a little bit of kitten milk powder, but the taste was really bland.

When Xiao Luo woke up, he found that his shit-shoveling officer had returned and was busy in the kitchen. After getting along for so many days, he was quite familiar with Ling Su’s cooking skills. The level of milk powder was absolutely top-notch. Can he cook well ? Up for debate.

Because he has never eaten it.

But now smelling the aroma of this fish soup, Xiao Luo couldn’t help salivating.

”Meow~” The little orange cat ran to the door of the kitchen and began to show its presence.

In the end, the shit shovel officer handed him the bottle rather blankly.

Xiao Luo hugged the feeding bottle speechlessly, still squatting in the corner to peep, and secretly used the gaze skill on his shit-shoveling officer.

I stare~ I stare~ I stare hard~ I stare at you until you are pregnant! Um, my eyes are a little sore.

The little orange cat lowered its head and took a sip of milk, thinking about how to open its mouth in exchange for the shit shovel officer’s food, when there was a knock on the door.

Ling Su went to open the door, looked at the person outside, and closed the door expressionlessly, but the other party forced his way in.

”Ling Xiaosu, after all, we are also a family. Why are you so indifferent to me!” One really can’t find a second person with a voice similar to “Xiaojiejie”.

Xiao Luo was extremely helpless: Why is this guy here again?

”Hi, Xiao Pang!” Ling Xuan smiled and waved at the little orange cat holding a feeding bottle, “I brought you a present.”

Xiao Luo rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Seeing that the so-called gift was actually a box of matcha chocolates, Ling Su frowned slightly. His expression was serious, and his tone was cold: “The cocoaline in chocolate contains methylxanthine, which can cause food poisoning in cats. In mild cases, loss of appetite, bleeding, vomiting, diarrhea, etc., severe convulsions or even coma, arrhythmia, and eventually death from heart failure. Do you have common sense?”

”Tsk tsk, then I’ll eat it myself.” “Xiaojiejie” looked suddenly enlightened, without any sign of regret, and was about to drill in as he spoke, but in the end—

”Don’t come and spoil my cat, get out, get out!” Ling Su kicked him out directly.

After the door was closed with a bang, the world became quiet.

Xiao Luo looked at his shit-shoveling officer in shock, and secretly swallowed his saliva: This is the most powerful human being he has ever seen. He just drove an old demon out just like that!

But having said that, if you think about it carefully, the reason why Ling Xuan “Xiaojiejie” only dares to be so unscrupulous in front of him is probably because they are… the same kind?

In other words, the behavior of demons in the human world is actually restricted, especially the higher level demons?

Xiao Luo remembered it silently, and decided to find a chance to try it out next time.

”Xiao Pang, there is heavy oily smoke in the kitchen. Don’t get so close.” Ling Su passed the little orange cat on the way, bent down and patted Xiao Luo’s head.

Xiao Luo blinked, moved a little distance obediently, and said sweetly from the bottom of his heart: My shit shoveler is so gentle and considerate, and he can cook soup. He’s perfect! Thirty-two likes are required.

So, the voyeuristic sneak shot mode is turned on—

Click! Click!

Without knowing it, Ling Su was secretly photographed countless times.

All the high-definition photos were uploaded to the private album of the system. Xiao Luo flipped through the photos contentedly, and then posted a message with a show-off mentality.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] My shit shoveler cooks for me, so virtuous, aaaaaa~ [Date: 2020-9-18]

Husky gave him a like as soon as he posted.

It’s worthy of praising the little hand speed .

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, you are so happy. I envy you, my old Luo is not good at cooking, hey.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, wouldn’t your food be better? I saw ribs soup, tuna, cod, crucian carp soup… Can you finish it?

Pudding Hamster-Wu Huan: Wow, drooling.jpg

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: I’m so hungry…

Husky-Xiao Er: Xiao Miao, I’m here to ask you for a meal, okay?

Xiao Luo patted his belly proudly, rubbing it for a while? Sorry, I don’t necessarily have anything to eat.

So, the little orange cat didn’t reply coldly, and switched the window directly.

”Dididi——”

King: You are a kitten now, you can’t eat human food greedily, too much salt will lead to baldness, you know that?

When Xiao Luo saw it, he felt embarrassed. As long as he thought that King was actually his master, and associating with the past fourteen years, he immediately understood: Master is actually… hungry.

Ah ha ha ha ha! Why can’t he stop laughing like Coco?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, don’t worry, I’ll just eat a little.

King: …don’t eat at all!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: If I change back into a human form, it shouldn’t matter, right?

King: Does Ling Su know your identity?

Xiao Luo’s heart skipped a beat. In fact, he had a premonition. Ling Su should have guessed a little bit, but because he gave a reminder at the movie theater that night, his shit-shoveling officer tacitly kept silent and didn’t ask.

No matter how intelligent the system is, there will be no human emotions and desires after all. To put it bluntly, the existence of bugs is inevitable.

As long as it is not exposed in person, it will not trigger the consequences of forcefully being stripped off the system.

King: You have to hurry up and practice.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I understand, King, okay. jpg

King: I am tired. I will see you tomorrow.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Hmm~ o(*￣▽￣*)o

Xiao Luo complied complacently, secretly guessing: Master must be hungry.

When he was young, his parents were always away, and he and his master depended on each other for life. Because neither of them knew how to cook, they often ordered takeaway food at first, and then hired a part-time worker to cook.

”Xiao Pang, come and smell it, does it smell good?” His shit shoveler called.

Xiao Luo dropped the bottle, ran over immediately, was picked up by Ling Su, leaned in front of the casserole and inhaled the fragrance, and then——

There’s nothing after that.

Xiao Luo waited and waited until seven o’clock in the evening, and he watched Ling Su line up corn rib soup, crucian carp soup, steamed tuna, and steamed cod on the dining table, and then filled a bowl of white rice and ate with relish.

”Meow?” Shit shoveler, where’s mine?

Xiao Luo stared pitifully at the shit shoveler. Half an hour later, Ling Su finished eating and said he wanted to go for a walk to digest food, and asked Xiao Pang if he wanted to come together?

”Meow!” Don’t go, hum.

The little orange cat pointed its butt at the shit shoveler. After hearing the other party close the door and leave, he looked at the soup and dishes on the table that were still exuding warmth and aroma, hesitated for a while, and finally couldn’t hold back, and exchanged ten minutes of transformation time…

After filling himself with a bowl full of rice, Xiao Luo happily waved his chopsticks and prepared to steal it, but after he tasted the first mouthful of soup, he almost spit it out!

Why no salt?

He tasted all of them in disbelief, and sure enough, no salt was added.

Not to mention that there is no salt added, and even the oil, only a small amount is used. It looks very light. Apart from the attractive fragrance, it is really hard to describe!

Even so, for Xiao Luo who can only drink milk powder all the time, this is already a rare gourmet meal!

Editor: Jieamnin