My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute - CH 63

Chapter 63… The Charm of Food

Ling Su wandered outside for a while. When he came back, he found that the house had been broken into.

”Ling Xiao Su, your cooking is really terrible. You didn’t add salt to the soup, it makes me feel sick.” “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan, who was wearing pink pajamas, complained while gnawing on the ribs.

”How did you come in?” Ling Su frowned, displeased. Looking at the brazen and complaining Ling Xuan who was sitting at the edge of the dining table, he almost turned around with the mop to chase away people.

”Hey, your Xiao Pang let me in.” Ling Xuan directly threw the pot at the little orange cat.

”Where’s Xiao Pang?” Ling Su decisively directed his attention elsewhere, looked left and right, and finally found the little orange cat in the cat’s litter.

”Meow!” Xiao Luo replied lazily. He was so full that he almost couldn’t turn over.

Ling Su walked quickly to the edge of the cat’s nest, looking at the little orange cat’s round belly, he couldn’t laugh or cry: “Xiao Pang, you are really…”

Xiao Luo was a little embarrassed, and he didn’t expect that he would eat up so much. At that time, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan suddenly came in uninvited, plausibly snatched his bowls and chopsticks, saying all kinds of righteous words: “Xiao Pang, if Ling Xiaosu comes back and sees that the dinner he cooked was stolen, he will suspect you! For the sake of our acquaintance, I will reluctantly help you!”

”I really don’t need your help, thank you.” Xiao Luo just finished speaking, and the countdown to the transformation reset to zero. After being directly transformed back to the original form, the original eight-point fullness suddenly became twelve-point, and his stomach was deformed due to the stretch.

In the end, it was Ling Xuan who smirked and sent the little orange cat back to the cat’s nest. While complaining about Ling Xiaosu’s cooking skills, he launched the devouring operation with a whirlwind momentum.

Another big demon with bad cooking skills. Xiao Luo slandered silently. Thinking of his Master, he couldn’t help sighing: The big demon can’t cook, so that’s why he has always been single?

From this point of view, if the predestined person of “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan is not good at cooking, in the future, this arrogant and fickle brain-disabled person will probably only be able to order takeout every day or go to other people’s homes to eat and drink. It’s really pathetic.

With such a compassionate mood, Xiao Luo waited until the shit shovel officer returned home.

”Meow~” Shit shoveler, I can’t get up, come help me!

Although Ling Su didn’t understand, he picked up the little orange cat and put it on the ground in a considerate manner: “Don’t lie down after eating, and walk more, so that you won’t get fat… Xiao Pang, you seem to be fat again.”

Some people easily get fat, so is it the same for his cat? Get fat for fun, miraculously lose weight after a few days, and then gain weight again after a few days?

The shit shovel officer started to get a little worried.

”Meow?” Am I fat?

Xiao Luo lowered his head, looked at his short legs, and said he was fine, but the inner alchemy that Ling Xuan “Xiaojiejie” forcefully stuffed into him hadn’t been digested, and it rebounded a little now. He really ate up too much just now.

”Meow!” Don’t worry, it will be fine at dawn tomorrow.

”You guys are really worrying.” Ling Su touched the head of the little orange cat, then turned to Ling Xuan who was sitting at the dining table picking his teeth, “Your behavior is called trespassing into a private house under the laws of country C.”

”Oh, is it? I’ve been abroad for too long, so I don’t know much about it. Didn’t I tell you before, it was your Xiao Pang who opened the door for me.” Ling Xuan smiled and raised his eyebrows at Xiao Luo, “Isn’t that right, Xiao Pang?”

”Meow!” That’s a fart!

Little orange hair stood up : Don’t bully me now that I can’t speak, just throwing all the blame on me!

Ling Su doesn’t know whether other people’s cats will open the door, but his own cat…

Ling Su knows it well. Without showing any signs of arguing, he directly takes out his phone, and casually says, “If Third Uncle knows that you are acting like this in China…”

”Hey, Ling Xiaosu, this kind of elementary school students’ trick of making small reports to parents has long been outdated. How dare you threaten me? Why don’t you just eat your food?!”

”Okay, I don’t want to talk nonsense with you, you can go back to your room immediately.” Ling Su accepts it as soon as he sees it, and it is obviously not beneficial to continue to entangle with the other party. It would be disadvantageous if Xiao Luo’s matter is brought out in the open. He just wants to send the God of Plague away earlier.

”Ah, I almost forgot to mention it. Tomorrow afternoon, I’m going to teach junior students in the computer department. Are you interested in listening to it?” Ling Xuan took the remaining half bottle of wine. He stopped at the door, looked back and smiled, “Study by the way?”

”Goodbye.” Ling Su directly pushed the man out of the door, closed and locked the door decisively.

Xiao Luo watched silently, and really wanted to tell his shit-shoveling officer: This lock is of no use to the old demon outside the door.

”Xiao Pang, remember to stay away from that guy in the future. His brain is abnormal and you will be infected. “

After this episode, he felt that Ling Xiaosu is really quite virtuous and wise, which is simply too rare!

He has good looks, can make money, has a good temper, and can do housework. He is really a good man who can’t be found even with a lantern.

Just as he was feeling, the knock on the door rang again.

Ling Su put the bowls and plates into the dishwasher, dried his hands, and walked over to open the door. He was worried that it might be Ling Xuan again. So this time, he didn’t open the door directly, looked out through the peephole, and found that it was Bai Qingyun holding Husky outside.

”Beep beep——” the system message prompt sounded.

Xiao Luo hiccupped, clicked to open it, embarrassingly.

Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow! I’m here to eat and drink with you! happy laughing.jpg

Coincidentally, Ling Su opened the door over there, and Bai Qingyun said embarrassedly: “Senior Ling, I’m really sorry, Xiao Er wanted to come to your Xiao Pang. I don’t want to bring him, so he keeps barking and uses my computer and types Xiao Pang’s name on it. If I say this, you may think I’m lying, but…”

Bai Qingyun herself finds it incredible that Husky, who has always been the most agile and does nothing except for wagging his buttocks and wagging his tail, is actually stepping on her computer keyboard. Five words were typed on the notepad: Go and play with Xiaomiao!

She almost thought she had seen a ghost, but then she thought again

Husky and Luo Baibai were playing Fruit Lianliankan together before, maybe it was the guinea pig from Vice President Luo’s family who taught her little Husky to type?

You must know that Luo Baibai can not only read books, but also operate a computer. He can be called the guinea pig with the highest IQ in history!

The so-called those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, is this probably the truth?

Really unable to withstand the attack of Husky’s magical voice, Bai Qingyun had no choice but to inquire about Ling Su’s residence brazenly, and came to the door.

”Come in.” Ling Su carefully looked at the little husky with its tongue sticking out and flicking its tail at him. It was obvious that this husky was of pure blood, but it was much smarter than ordinary huskies.

Recalling the times when his little orange cat and little Husky met several times, Ling Su felt that this little milk dog should be regarded as one of Xiao Pang’s good friends. So he didn’t treat them as ruthlessly as he did with Ling Xuan.

”Thank you, Senior Ling!” Bai Qingyun smiled gratefully, secretly relieved, fortunately she was not rejected.

As soon as Husky landed on the ground, he ran towards the little orange cat.

His flattering behavior is unbearable to look at.

【Xiao Miao, where’s the tuna? What about cod? If not, crucian carp soup is also fine, give me a couple of mouthfuls to satisfy my cravings!】

【You rushed here at night just for a bite to eat?】

Xiao Luo squinted at Husky with all kinds of disgust. Although Bai Qingyun is a girl in the art department, she is completely different from those coquettish girls outside. She is a model of good looks and good character. Most importantly, it’s impossible for the shit-shoveling officer to like her.

Of course, the last point is the key point.

【Yes! 】 Husky wagged his tail happily.

Xiao Luo covered his face: This is the real foodie! It’s a pity—

【I’ve finished eating, and the plates have just been washed off. Do you smell the fish?】

【Aww! How can you do this!】

【Pet the dog’s head. 】

Ling Su stood aside, quietly watching the husky cubs rushing up to his little orange cat, barking non-stop, and Xiao Pang also meowing, seeming to have no barriers to communication. It’s really enviable.

Bai Qingyun looked at it curiously for a while, at a loss, completely unable to understand what Husky’s behavior was. She felt that the little orange cat was a lot fatter than when she saw it before, she couldn’t help being a little surprised, and then looked at Ling Su: “Senior Ling, your Xiao Pang grows up so fast.”

Ling Su replied ambiguously: “Yes. The food is good.”

The food is good? Bai Qingyun was a little dazed, her Xiao Er’s food was not bad, why didn’t he grow up as fast as Xiao Pang?

It grows so fast… Xiao Luo’s ears trembled. As a feline, his hearing is too good to be a problem. He turned his head to look at Miss Bai Qingyun, and was suddenly startled: green smoke?

Is he seeing green smoke?

Xiao Luo had an ominous premonition. When he saw Film Emperor Su last time, he couldn’t remind Wu Huan about it in time and something happened to Su Chen later.

【Xiao Er, your little sister may be in danger recently. Remember to protect her personally, and if you have enough balance, buy her an amulet. 】

【Huh? What danger? But I don’t have enough charm points …】

In the last live broadcast, Husky’s popularity suddenly rose by 20,000, but the charm value is quite embarrassing. There are only a few hundred points left, and he saved it during these days .

【Do you still remember the last time Su Chen was stabbed?】Xiao Luo didn’t say it clearly, but simply gave a hint. Husky immediately understood.

Although huskies are generally more stupid, and this one in front of him is not very smart, when it comes to the life safety of his young lady, Husky’s brain works much faster than usual.

【Xiao Miao, what should I do?】 Husky asked nervously.

Xiao Luo looked at his account balance, finally gritted his teeth, donated 9,500 charm points to the other party, and said: 【We will find a chance to hang it on her wrist later. This can be invisible.】

No way, who let him find out, and she happens to be Husky’s master, so he can’t just leave the matter alone.

But looking at the little charm points he had left, Xiao Luo still felt a little distressed in his heart.

【Little meow, what a good best friend I have got!】

Husky jumped up excitedly and hugged the little orange cat, and then was slapped away with a merciless paw.

After the two dawdled for a while, Husky reluctantly ran back to Bai Qingyun.

Xiao Luo thought for a while, then went to his own shit-shoveling officer and grabbed Ling Su’s trousers with his paw: “Meow?” Shit-shoveler, it’s a bit late now. Let’s go see Miss Bai Qingyun off together, shall we?

After Ling Su stared at the little orange cat for a few seconds. It’s unclear if he understood, but when Bai Qingyun was about to leave, he offered to send her back.

”Senior Ling, will this take up your time?” Bai Qingyun couldn’t help worrying while being flattered.

”It’s okay. It’s less than nine o’clock now, and the street lights are broken in part of the way back to the girls’ dormitory. I’ll take you to a crowded place and come back.” Ling Su bent down and picked up the little orange cat who was holding him coquettishly ,”Xiao Pang is a bit full, I will let him exercise later.”

Editor: Jieamnin