My Stunning Female Boss - C101 Sisi and Sixi
“Don’t, don’t, don’t! Young Masters, please get up. You’ve recognized the wrong person, don’t, don’t just randomly kneel!” I immediately extended my hand to help the two of them up, but even if I die, I would never admit that I was the one they were looking for. After I helped the two of them up, I smiled at them and said, “You found the wrong person. “It’s already late at night. You all should hurry and take a look elsewhere.”
“Master abbot, there is no mistake. The ring on your hand is something that only the abbot of our Ximing Temple is qualified to wear; it has always been passed from one abbot to another, so with the ring on your hand, you must be our new abbot! Furthermore, the old abbot sent me a message, telling me to bring junior brother here to find you. Monk Xi Si pointed at the black storage ring on my finger with a serious face and said with an unquestionable tone.
After hearing his words, I finally understood that Master Shang and I had used some unknown method to send them a message.
“Look, this is the message the old abbot sent me.” When Xi Si saw that I still did not believe him, he immediately took out the newest version of his phone and placed it in front of me. “Look.”
The benefits of being a monk were already so good? This phone is even more advanced than mine. I look at the phone screen in his hand and was stunned. Isn’t the Phone Number that sent the message mine? The short letter clearly stated the address, name, and photo of me.
“You, the two of you wait.” I told the two of them to wait first before taking out their phones to hide at the side to send WeChat to Master Shang and me.
Why did this monk just call them over? Could it be that they want to bring me back to Ximing Temple to shave? This really caught me off guard. I tentatively asked, “Master, are you there? Have you prepared any surprises for me recently? ”
“Nope.” The monk replied cleanly as if nothing had happened.
Damn it, you old bastard; I cursed in my heart, “Master, you are still an esteemed monk after all, can you stop scheming against me from the back? You called Xi Si and Sixi, the two little monks over to my house, what are you doing? I, I don’t want to go to the temple as the abbot right now. ”
“With your current buddhist nature, it’s still too early to be abbot. You’re asking the two of them, right? That’s a little help from me, right? Weren’t you looking for someone to join the Chinese Championship with you? Your two junior apprentice-brothers are enough. ” The monk replied plainly.
“They?” I subconsciously replied those two words before turning my head to look at the two young monks in shock. The big one grinned at me. The small one actually took out a chicken leg from my backpack and started to bite on it. Well, that’s not the point.
I turned my head around, and with my back facing them, I typed on WeChat, “Master, don’t joke with me. Let’s not talk about whether they are powerful or not. This Four Seasons Monk is at most nine years old, right? He doesn’t even know the code? ”
“Kong Dai, Ximing Temple is not the ordinary temple you think of. Xi Si and Si Xi are both orphans, they grew up in the Ximing Temple and have never left the town that the Ximing Temple is located in. He is an orphan that I adopted from a young age, he is already nine years old now, he has been learning buddhist arts and procedures from a young age.
Even though these two are not my direct disciples, but I can guarantee that their level is one of the best in the country, but they still need jade sculptures. Summoning them to come here, one reason is to help you, while the other is to help them. ” The monk paused for a moment before sending another message. He ended the conversation between the two of us, “I won’t lie to you. I still have things to do, so I’ll be leaving first.”
“Alright, goodbye master.” I replied and put the phone away.
I don’t have any other choice. To be so sure of recommending them to the Master Shang, he probably isn’t joking with me! Perhaps these two young monks were truly outstanding.
After some thought, I turned around and walked in front of the two of them. “Do you two know about IT?” I asked.
Xi Si and Sixi looked at each other, their faces full of confusion and bewilderment. It was as if they didn’t even know what the “IT” I mentioned was.
“IT, don’t you know?” I ask again.
The two of them shook their heads. Their eyes were filled with confusion. Xi Si raised his hand to scratch his own neck and said with a simple and honest expression, “Abbot, Junior Brother Sixi and I grew up in the Ximing Temple. At most, we would only go to the town to buy vegetables. We don’t understand. ”
Damn, I was played by the monk again. I helplessly looked at the two of them and said, “It’s nothing. I really hoped that the two of you would understand the code and program. I was really anxious to get medical help.”
“Procedures?” Monk Xi Si suddenly raised his head and shouted.
“Code?” Little fatty Si Xi shouted together with his.
The two of them looked at each other and simultaneously looked at me. “We know about this.”
“Huh?” “You don’t know what IT is, but you know the program and the code?”
“That’s right. In the temple, besides learning Dharma, we study Dharma and code. Many of the commands in the program are executed in English. Our knowledge of English is limited to code and program. So what you mean by IT, we really do not know. Abbot, did we disappoint you? ” Monk Xi Si looked at me honestly.
and Sixi, these two little monks, are really simple. Maybe Master told them to come and find me, firstly, to help me, and secondly, to let them see the world, so Master said, “Let me help them too.” That sentence.
However, for insurance reasons, I had to test them first.
After giving it some thought, I said, “It’s nothing. Then I’ll take a look at your program and code to see if you guys really understand it or if you’re just faking it!”
Upon hearing that I was going to rely on them for the questions, Xi Si immediately stood up, like a soldier that was going to be reviewed by an official.
Xi Si lightly knocked Sixi’s head with his hand, and said in a low voice: “Junior Brother Sixi, the new abbot wants to test us on our problems!”
“Oh.” ~ Little fatty Si Xi nodded his head and quickly took a plastic bag to put away the chicken leg. He wiped his mouth with his monk robe and stood up straight like Xi Si.
“Two little treasures.” I smiled and shook my head. After thinking about it, I took out a Virus Source Code from the virus bibliography and modified it a bit, disguised it to be a system virus program and dictated it to them. I wanted them to think of a way to thoroughly defeat the Virus Source Code.
Master Shang told me before that viruses are an IT engineer’s starting point. Although these two people are not his direct disciples, they should have been in the same sect with my master for several years and have a deep understanding of viruses.
What I didn’t expect was that when Xi Si and Sixi heard my question, their faces couldn’t help but reveal a trace of a smile. They said at the same time: “It’s too simple.”
Saying so, the two of them verbally answered the solution together, leaving me dumbstruck and astonished!
The two of them had different methods. Xi Si used defense strategy instead of offense, wrote a defense code and completely sealed the attack path of the virus program I created. In any program, it would be able to prevent my virus program from attacking and could be said to be very stable.
On the other hand, the Little fatty Si Xi wrote an attack code that went straight for my virus program’s weakness. It was able to smash my virus program into pieces and made the virus useless.
No matter which direction the code was designed from, to be able to come out so quickly showed that they easily saw through the Virus Source Code that I had compiled. Only then, would they know clearly where the weakness of the virus program that I had dictated to them was.
Master really didn’t lie to me, these two really have the skills!
When I saw the two of them, my eyes immediately lit up. I smiled as I circled them. “About that, what do you two have in your bags?”
“Washing clothes and some daily necessities. The old abbot told us to follow the new abbot in cultivation. Whenever you return to the temple, we will return.” Xi Si said with a smile. This guy was honest and did not think much of it.
I thought to myself, You want to go back after coming here? Then, I will bring you two junior and junior brothers to become rich together, and find a wife for you, Xi Si. Aren’t you staying in this world with me now? I’m so clever. I smiled as I stopped to walk behind the two of them. I put my arms around the shoulders of the monk and the monk as I smiled and said.
“Then from today onwards, you will follow me in your cultivation. From now on, you will eat and sleep with me!” However, this is not like the temple outside. In the future, no matter who you are in front of, don’t call me Abbot! ”
“Why?” Monk Xi Si looked up at me and said with a puzzled expression.
“Because, ah, you know this, what a powerful temple our Ximing Temple is! If we want everyone to know that I am the abbot, wouldn’t everyone come to find me to cultivate together with me?” I asked with my eyes closed.
“Senior brother, the abbot’s actions are called keeping a low profile!” Sixi’s little monk looked up and added.
“Right right, keep a low profile!” I reached out my hand and rubbed the head of the little Four Xi monk. Ah, this monk’s head is really smooth. It was so clean and clean that it didn’t hurt me at all.
“Alright, then abbot, what do we not call you if we don’t call you abbot?” Xi Si asked with a troubled face.
“I should be older than the both of you, right? Just call me brother Little Buddha. ” I replied indifferently.
“No, no, no.” When Xi Si heard what I said, he immediately shook his head and spat out the word “no” in succession like a machine gun. With a troubled expression, he said: “Abbot, you, you are the new abbot of our Ximing City, how could we dare call you by your common name? This, if Martial Uncle and Martial Uncle find out about this, they will definitely punish us with copying the Buddhist scriptures. ”
“Ahh, no problem. If I don’t tell them, how would they know if you don’t tell them?” I don’t think so.
Xi Si shook his head, with a serious face he said: “I cannot lie, master.”
I lowered my head to look at the little monk, Si Xi. He chuckled at me and said, “I also don’t use my words.”
“This.” Feeling depressed, I rubbed the tip of my nose. After thinking for a while, I looked at the two of them and said, “This isn’t a gift. Do you understand?” This is cultivation. You all have to come out of the temple to cultivate in this playworld with me, yet you don’t even dare to call out my name. You all have disappointed Buddha, and I am very disappointed too! ”
Sorry, I can’t say it clearly, I have to rely on deceiving. Sure enough, the moment I spoke of my disappointment, Xi Si immediately shook, and then continued to give a good lecture, shocked to the point that Xi Si had nodded his head. I made the two of them shout it more than ten times and change their words. Only then did I feel relieved.
“Hey, I’ll lead you up now. Just nod your head when I say it. Remember, don’t call me abbot, do you hear me?”
“Yes, Abbot.”
“…”
I raised my hand to support my forehead and helplessly emphasized: “It’s brother Little Buddha!”
“Alright, little brother Little Buddha.” Xi Si reluctantly called out to me, and Xi Si bit the remaining chicken leg, he ate it all night, and was probably bored to death in the temple.
“Oh yeah, brother Little Buddha, do you know where the old abbot is now?” Just as I was bringing Xi Si and Sixi upstairs, Xi Si who was behind me suddenly asked me.
“Yes, Uncle Little Buddha, the Junior Masters and Junior Masters have been looking for Master for a long time! If it wasn’t for Master sending a message for us to look for you, we wouldn’t even know that he has already passed on his position as the abbot. ” He’s so much younger than me, I asked him to call me uncle. It seems a little natural like this.
I thought that Master Shang and I must have his reasons for not telling them. After thinking about it, I casually found a reason and said, “Oh, he’s wandering the world.”