My Stunning Female Boss - C149 I saved his father, I cheated his baby!]
I looked at the interviewer with admiration as I took out my ID card from my bag. “This is my Phone Number, if you want to use me, you can call me. I don’t need any position, just give me a general manager.”
“Pfft.” The laughter of Lin Qian and his accomplices came from behind. I took a look and saw that the three of them were holding back their blush, if it wasn’t for the situation, they would have laughed out loud, laughing at my smile without hesitation.
Erigeron did not laugh but he was on the verge of tears. He lowered his head, raised his hands to cover his forehead and had an expression that said “like a dog in the sun”.
From their point of view, my words were either a lunatic or a fool. I turned my head and shook my phone as I glared at the interviewer: “Have you recorded down the Phone Number?”
How is this a Phone Number on my screen? It’s a paragraph I wrote before I came in, which probably meant that he would play a show with me and give me a month’s salary as the prize. Also, I won’t take any of the first three, so the last one will answer no matter what he says.
The interviewer raised his head and looked at me with a puzzled expression. He didn’t know what I was thinking, but that wasn’t important. A month’s salary and bonus was enough to make the interviewer smile at his boss.
“Ah?!” Behind me, Lin Qian and his companion exclaimed in shock as they stared at me with their mouths agape. Even the interviewers on both sides were stunned as they didn’t know what the leader was up to.
The Principal interviewer ignored me and smiled: “I think you are a genius, you look just like a general manager. The most important thing is that you have the courage to say that you want to be general manager, I like people who are honest and courageous. I promise you!”
It would be a waste of talent for the interviewer to not make up a story about chicken soup. If word were to spread out, how many interviewees would make a mistake?
“Cough cough, thank you.” I coughed dryly and naturally agreed to it. I turned around and walked back as if nothing had happened.
I could see the stupefied expressions of Lin Qian and the other two people; especially Lin Qian, who looked at me as if he had seen a ghost. Not only that, he even continuously pinched his own face, as if he was dreaming. When I passed him, I stopped and said with a smile:
“Don’t pinch me, this is real. I’m already the general manager.”
After saying that, I raised my head and happily stood back up! At this moment, Erigeron was looking at me as if he was looking at a hero. He had a look of disbelief on his face as he stood beside me and whispered, “F * ck! Brother, I’ve interviewed so many companies and seen so many people doing interviews. I’m so impressed! ”
“Next!” Principal interviewer shouted.
“Hey, it’s my turn!” Brother, wait for me! ”
The Erigeron used me as his role model, when he heard the interviewer call him, his body trembled, and he immediately threw the resume in his hands behind him, then took his own identity card and aggressively walked towards the Principal interviewer.
“The previous interviewer must have taken the wrong medicine. This interviewer will definitely be angry! How could this be possible!? ” Lin Qian lowered his voice and said to the other two beside him.
“Yes, yes, yes.” The two of them nodded their heads, with a look of agreement, as though they wanted to see the Erigeron make a fool of himself.
Erigeron stood in front of the Principal interviewer’s desk and handed his ID card over. He was still a little nervous and kept on swallowing his saliva, saying with a trembling voice: “This, this is my ID card, which is my resume.”
“Pah!” Principal interviewer reached out and slapped the table hard, scaring Erigeron to the point where he was startled. The assistant interviewers on both sides of the table revealed pleased expressions, thinking that their leader was finally back to normal.
I noticed that even the expressions of Lin Qian and the others had changed from worry to ridicule. Lin Qian seemed to be mocking Erigeron because he was afraid that Erigeron wouldn’t be able to see it.
“Good!” Truly sincere! In order to express my sincerity, I don’t even want my resume anymore. Principal interviewer slapped on the table again and shouted loudly, pointing at Erigeron with his full strength.
“Huh?” Erigeron exclaimed in shock.
“Huh?” Lin Qian and the other two exclaimed as if they had seen a ghost.
Only I was calm and composed, stood there expressionlessly and watched everything that was happening; If you want to play with me, then I will play with you well, this is how I, Jiang Xiaofo, do things, hmph!
Erigeron reacted quickly as he smiled and he turned his head to wink at me. He smiled sinisterly and took back his identity card, smiling as he said, “I am a man who is sincere.”
“Which school did you graduate from? What position do you want to apply for in our company? ” Principal interviewer asked.
“Eh, I just graduated from an ordinary 2 copies. Do you have the requirements? It’s not as exaggerated as what my brother did. I just want to come to our company to be a technician.” Erigeron was modest, he didn’t ask for a Deputy General Manager or anything like that.
“Alright, be modest!” Principal interviewer once again slammed his hand on the table, raised his hand and pointed at Erigeron’s expression, “Heroes do not ask where they come from, you are a sincere and modest person, just what we want, come back to work tomorrow!”
Erigeron was stunned, he did not even manage to recover his strength, and after a few seconds, he slowly nodded his head and turned around. He stood by my side and looked at me with an expression of disbelief. “Bro, you’ve taught me how to interview someone!” I said why did no one want me for an interview no matter what? It turns out I didn’t learn how to interview! “Thank you brother!”
“Thank you, thank you.” I smiled, humbly.
“Bro, I want to share my experience of being interviewed in our class group. Bro, do you mind if I do that?” Erigeron looked at me with admiration.
Share? Don’t, if I share this, and go to another company for an interview, one will die each and every one of them, then won’t his classmates chase after Erigeron everyday, then the Erigeron will be depending on me. I hastily pretended to be nervous as I replied, “Aiya, the secret technique must not be randomly said. It’s really the case.”
“Oh, oh, oh, the instruction manual.” Erigeron’s face had an expression as though he had obtained a treasure, and he lowered his voice, afraid that the Lin Qian trio would eavesdrop.
Seeing that the Erigeron finally quietened down and no longer wanted to share, he heaved a sigh of relief.
“I’ll keep it and tell my son about it in the future.” Erigeron whispered again.
Sigh, I helped Erigeron harm his son!
“Interviewer, I refuse to accept this!” Lin Qian suddenly took a step forward, raised his hand, pointed at me and the Erigeron, then looked at the interviewer with a face full of anger and said: “Why are they acting like this? Then as classmates and I are top students who graduated from Beijing University, you should also immediately accept us into your jobs! ”
Young man, you are still a little young; they were looking for someone like you in the beginning, just to show me; now that I am here, they will certainly not do it, but to please me and do what I want them to do, heh heh.
The interviewer began to babble with a serious expression, “Uh, uh, we don’t like famous universities. You three don’t need to wait for an answer. Go and try somewhere else, hmm.”
“Why?!” Lin Qian unwillingly retorted, he raised his hand and pointed at me and the Erigeron as he shouted, “Why can’t they do it, while I can’t?
“Hey hey hey, what are you saying? “The interviewers are intelligent, intelligent, and talented. What do you know? If they didn’t get hired, then why are they pestering you here?” Erigeron stood up and said loudly as he wiped away his shame.
“I … I refuse to accept this!” Lin Qian shouted so loudly that he almost cried, he probably couldn’t understand what was going on.
The more he couldn’t figure it out, the happier I was. One day he would know the truth, but now let him continue to suffer. Erigeron and I said smilingly: “Lin Qian, if I were you to stand here now, I wouldn’t even have the face to stand.”
Lin Qian looked around, his head lowered, like a stray dog. He wanted to escape, so I quickly stopped the three of them: “Hey, this, why are you leaving now, have you all forgotten about our bet? If we go out, we’ll have to shout that we’re trash. Why did we lose and still believe that we lost? ”
“You!” Lin Qian raised his head and looked at me with his red eyes staring at me. Of course, his eyes were red from crying.
Erigeron was not convinced and shouted: “What about you, this is our previous bet, all those people outside have witnessed it. If you do not shout before you leave, that would be truly shameful. When the time comes, I’ll go to your school and post it. Tell me about it and let a good graduate like you be more outstanding. How about it!
How could Lin Qian have known that he would lose? In this situation, he had no other choice. He could only muster up his courage and shout, “I’m trash!” As he shouted, he ran out the door and ran away in a hurry. Laughter followed by “I am trash” could be heard outside the door.
“It’s fun, it’s fun!” Erigeron looked at Lin Qian and the others and shouted as they fled.
The farce ended just like that. At this time, Great God who had been standing outside the door and was unwilling to play games with me walked in. He looked at me and asked coldly: “Have you had enough fun?” His expression was like that of an older brother talking about a mischievous younger brother, cold and indifferent with a trace of a smile.
I smiled embarrassedly at Great God, and the three of us walked out together. Once we left, the people around me were all looking at me and Erigeron in disbelief, and their gazes were filled with envy and praise. They said that the two of us had to be great talents to be able to compete against Lin Qian.
I wanted to laugh, but I was too embarrassed to.
“Hey, bro hasn’t asked, what are the names of you and your friend? Oh, my nickname is Erigeron, my big name is Wang Huo Bao, all my friends call me Wang Niao or Erigeron. “Hehe, what about you guys?” Erigeron talked with me and Great God as we walked.
Wang Huo Bao, this name is absolutely correct. I really want to ask him if he has a sister named Wang Yue Jie; no wonder his nickname is Erigeron, I smiled and introduced myself to him.
“Director Jiang, Director Jiang!” Two shouts suddenly came from behind him.
I turned around to see that it was Principal interviewer, who was sitting in the interview room. He was leading his two employees to chase after me; he smiled as he looked at me and said, “Director Jiang, our leader is in his office. He didn’t even know that you had arrived. If you leave now, I won’t be able to explain it to you! ”
I’m not going, I’m not doing anything. I just came out from inside, not paying attention. I subconsciously followed Erigeron and was turned around to leave.
The Erigeron smiled as he looked at the interviewer and said to me, “Xiao Hong Qi is really efficient. This, this said before that she wanted you to be the general manager, but she actually called you Director Jiang. Eh? Your surname is Jiang, then, wouldn’t you have the same surname as Jiang Xiaofo? ”
“I am Jiang Xiaofo.” I said, smiling.
“Holy sh * t!” Erigeron was startled for a moment, then patted my shoulder and laughed: “You and Jiang Xiaofo have the same surname and surname, brother!”
I reached out to pat my forehead. Indeed, nine out of ten programmers are a little bit lacking.
“Same name?” That Principal interviewer looked at Erigeron with a depressed expression, he raised his hand and pointed at me: “This is Little Red Flag’s new boss, Small Bottle Cover Company’s General Manager and founder Jiang Xiaofo, Director Jiang!”
Erigeron was startled when he heard that and looked at me with a face full of shock. His mouth was opened so wide that it was wide open, but after two to three seconds, he immediately shut it again.
“Jiang, Director Jiang, is he Jiang Xiaofo? “Aiya!”
“So it’s Director Jiang Jiang Xiaofo. We didn’t recognize him, I didn’t expect him to be so young, a truly heroic youth!”
“Lin Qian still dares to shout and curse in front of Director Jiang, he deserves to be humiliated.”
Everyone was in an uproar as they started discussing.