My Turret Has a Caliber of Three Thousand Meters - Chapter 321: : "You tm this is false and exaggerated propaganda!"

“It’s the old rules.”

Chen Jiang looked at the street vendors on both sides of the street in front of him and said casually: “A visit to the city before returning can be regarded as a perfect end to this trip.”

Every time they smuggled out, it was actually a new journey, and this new planet was their first time here.

Naturally, I have to visit the city first, so that I can write more ink to describe this so-called “sand star” when I write my autobiography in the future.

At this time, there were many stalls on both sides of the street.

There are even stalls for grilled yuzu.

The enticing fragrance poured into Scardog’s nose along with the sandstorm, making him unable to tell whether it was chili powder or sand that floated into his nose. He stood silently in front of an unprotected grilled yuzu stall. After a long time.

Then he raised his head expressionlessly and looked at the person in front of him. Under the package of a lot of sand and dust, the stall owner who was still waving yuyu skewers on the iron plate for barbecue, said quietly: “I’m curious, what is your yuyu doing? In this kind of environment, can you still not get a speck of dust?”

“Hey.”

The stall owner wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve without raising his head: “This is a secret, how can I tell others?”

“Got it, it’s all about technology and hard work?”

“Nonsense, I am pure natural.”

“Good.”

Scardog nodded expressionlessly, stopped talking, and strode into the distance.

…

Soon the last few hours were wasted arbitrarily by them in this sand city.

It’s time to come back.

With a hoarse mechanical sound in his ear, a white light flashed.

Chen Jiang and his party disappeared in place, and their bodies reappeared in the Wanzu Arena.

When the few people landed, without any hesitation, they lifted the sleeping goddess and walked towards the small grave.

They are back!

Father Blue Star, your cutest children, have a smooth return journey!

…

“Assie.”

X sighed a little unhappily, looked at the news in front of him, and sat on the spot with some hesitation for a while, do you want to go? Should I report it directly to the federal government?

In any case, he is now seriously included in the federation, so he is an official person anyway.

The one who sent him the message was Li Yikui, the person from CBD.

It was the one who found him on Good Cat Star and gave him this mission.

The impression is simply too deep.

When we met, this person was teaching hundreds of people what he called “Li’s Love Practical Learning”. He claimed that he only taught practical exercises, not theory. As a result, after a long time, those students were all paid for by Li Yikui himself. Gu came to listen to the class.

Not making money at all, just losing money to teach.

No normal person would do this kind of thing, but Li Yikui never tire of it.

He didn’t understand, but that didn’t prevent him from being deeply impressed by this matter.

Now this person contacts him and asks him to meet in a hotel.

He didn’t really want to go, after all, he had joined the Federation now, and the two were no longer from the same organization, but after thinking about it, he felt that he would still go and meet.

soon.

Thirty minutes away.

He rushed to a hotel.

When he opened the hotel door, he saw a familiar scene and a familiar voice full of passion and bewitching!

I saw Li Yikui standing on a high platform in the hotel lobby, with hundreds of students sitting below!

Yes, the second time I met Li Yikui, Li Yikui was lecturing again, but this time it seemed that he was not talking about practical love, but a business class.

He stood at the door with a strange look on his face, looking at Li Yikui in the lobby for a while, not knowing what to say.

…

“You’re stupid, really, you’re so stupid.”

Li Yikui, who was standing on the high platform of the hotel, looked at the middle-aged man below and said angrily, “You actually want to be a chain? Tell me, what exactly is in your mind?”

“Okay, let me analyze it for you.”

“You said that you are a snack stall. The snacks are very delicious and the business is very good. Now you want to make it a storefront and open a chain to attract franchisees, right?”

“Wrong, terribly wrong!”

“If you can think of making money by joining, instead of selling snacks, you already have a certain business mindset!”

“But it’s not enough, your cognition limits you!”

“What year is this year? It’s an era of knowledge payment!”

“Integrate the secrets of your delicious snacks, make a course, and then sell it for money. Is a price of 999 excessive? How much do you imagine selling one million copies and how much money will you make by selling 10 million copies? ”

“Sell… sell classes?”

The middle-aged man standing in the audience who stood up to ask questions, was stunned for a moment and a little flinched and said: “Well, this snack of mine has no technical content, and it seems a little out of place to sell classes!”

“Wrong, terribly wrong!”

Li Yikui jumped down from the high platform and put his forehead on the middle-aged man’s forehead. The child’s hole revealed a light like a hungry wolf seeing its prey, and roared with a loud voice.

“What is the core of selling classes?”

“Is it imparting knowledge?!”

“Shit!”

“The core of selling courses is to tell stories and tell dreams!”

“Do you think the people who bought your class want to seriously learn how to make snacks with you? Is it because they are interested in making snacks?”

“No, they are only interested in making money, and buying your class to make snacks is just a carrier!”

“So, we have to tell everyone a story and tell everyone how we, as ordinary people, got rich through such a snack!”

“Stupid people, to sell courses will only teach course-related knowledge.”

“And when smart people sell classes, they sell their dreams and opportunities!”

“We’re not selling classes!”

“What we sell is a dream, an opportunity for ordinary people to turn around! It is an opportunity for ordinary people to make money!”

“Come, listen to the applause!”

Li Yikui turned and jumped onto the high platform, continued to look at the middle-aged man below and said, “From now on, you only need to do the next few steps.”

“Put together what you know, make a class, and then go around and tell stories and tell everyone how you made money by turning over a snack!”

“Sell a dream, a dream that you can make money as long as you buy this class!”

“There are hundreds of millions of people in the Federation. No matter how delicious your snacks are, how many people can you make your snacks?”

“but!”

“Selling classes can make many people buy your classes!

! ”

“Are you there? Sign up for class!”

“Help you create a character design, help you operate an account, and accompany you all the way one-on-one, for only 2.99 million stars!”

“Okay… that, how to pay.”

“Come, turn right, find my little assistant, pay first, just link with me, even if it’s a small business of several million, I can help you expand it to a big business of billions!”

Subsequently.

Li Yikui noticed X who was standing at the entrance of the hotel lobby with an expressionless face, and said with a bit of interest: “Okay, then the next thing is here, everyone can leave, next time you can go to wait for my assistant’s notification after class is over. .”

“…”

After all the students were dismissed, X looked blankly at Li Yikui who was walking in front of him: “You also paid for the students this time?”

“Not this time, this time it’s for the class.”

“Well, didn’t you see, I just completed a transaction for a high customer order course of 2.99 million stars.”

“Are you short of 3 million?”

“Not bad, but there were a total of 23 transactions just now, which adds up to a lot.”

“…”

“Damn you.”

X fell silent again, and after a long time he said, “Are they fools?”

“Where do fools get so much money, it’s just that the rich are more willing to pay for high-priced courses, because they have the cost of trial and error, while the poor have no cost of trial and error, they can only guard their limited wealth until the wealth is exhausted. , or being forced to gamble in a desperate situation until you are completely in a desperate situation.”

“Didn’t you still sell something last time, a love practice class?”

“Oh, I sell a lot of classes, you know, the skills don’t overwhelm you.”

“pretty good.”

X nodded expressionlessly, paused for a while, and said, “What’s the matter with you calling me this time?”

“I heard that you were arrested by the Federation?”

“You still have the face to say?!”

Hearing this, X suddenly became angry, and asked angrily: “Didn’t you tell me that you can carry a neutron gun? The result? I can’t hold it at all!”

“I almost died in that civilization ruin, you know?”

“Fuck you, this is false and exaggerated propaganda!”

“Oh, this, listen to my explanation. Mainly, I didn’t expect the Federation to bring things like satellite weapons into the ruins of civilization. You know, this is called an almost impossible thing in business.”

“And under the federal advertising law, it’s not illegal to make false and exaggerated propaganda about things that are almost impossible to happen. For example, if I promote a tachyon to help blue-tailed people quickly correct their sitting posture, it’s not illegal.”

“Because everyone knows that blue-tailed people eat with their hands and don’t need a quickie.”

“What’s more, I didn’t lie to you about this kind of thing. When I took this thing from the CBD, the people over there told me that.”

“call!”

X took a deep breath, suppressed his inner emotions, and then said with a bad face: “I’m too lazy to listen to your nonsense, tell me, what are you doing here this time?”

“Oh, I have a task for you this time, and it was also sent by CBD. CBD is very interested in this goddess body that is about to be auctioned, and is ready to get it.”

“Why are you looking for me for this?”

“Aren’t you a member of the Federation now, I hope you will steal it out.”

“…”

X fell into a long silence again with a blank expression on his face, and after a while he said quietly: “Li Yikui, Li Yikui, you are really a person, do you think too highly of me? Do you think I can do this kind of thing? ?”

“Don’t worry, listen to me, CBD will give you a fund, and this fund will let you photograph this thing.”

“After filming, you will hand this thing over to the Federal Institute in three days, right?”

“At this time, you need to tell us the detailed handover data, and we will hijack it.”

“…I remember that CBD is not a neutral force, and now these things are doing more and more like a chaotic force?”

“Neutral forces are also called swing forces. If you don’t swing twice, you should be a neutral force. Wouldn’t it be enough to join the legal forces directly?”

“Impossible, I refuse.”

“50 billion.”

“make a deal.”

X’s serious-looking hands quickly stretched out and grabbed Li Yikui’s hands, and said seriously and sincerely: “Don’t worry, when will the 50 billion be credited?”

“Just now.”

“That’s great, I wish us a happy cooperation.”

“But… you seem to have rejected it completely just now.”

“Under the corrosion of money, it is a very reasonable and undeniable thing for a just public official to fall into the abyss.”

“Then… happy cooperation?!”

“inevitable.”

…

“Father Blue Star.”

Scar Dog knelt in front of the little dumpling with a serious face, waved his hand, and asked Wang Defa to put the goddess body in front of the dumpling: “We are back to see you again, this time we brought back some special specialties. .”

“A goddess.”

“It is said to be the carrier of a large number of world origin consciousness.”

“In a certain **** civilization, it is one of the twelve main gods.”

“Extraordinarily rare, I don’t know if this thing can make Father Blue Star make up for you.”

“…”

And Li Hao, who was standing beside him, stared at the goddess body lying in front of the grave with a strange expression on his face, not knowing what to say.

He has seen people who go to graves with flowers, and people who bring some melons and fruits as offerings, but this is the first time he has seen someone go to a grave with this stuff.

Don’t know what to say.

It just feels a little…abrupt.

Just a little unreasonable.

Chen Jiang leaned on a cane with one hand, stood aside with a solemn expression, and waited patiently. He didn’t know if this thing was useful.

But can only wait.

But at this moment-

The little dirt bag that had been quiet for a while, suddenly began to crumble!

Immediately afterwards, they saw that a ray of white light emerged from the crack, and then slowly took the shape of a man.

The man was not wearing clothes, but there was a white light on his body, blocking everything.

His face looked unshaven, as if he hadn’t repaired a bat for a long time.

“Mom…!”

Scardog, who was still kneeling on the ground praying, raised his head subconsciously, and was shocked by the picture in front of him, but then he quickly reacted and said in disbelief, “You…you are blue. Star father?”

“Well, it’s me.”

This man seemed to be very good at talking, stood on the spot and moved his muscles and bones, and then looked at the goddess in front of the grave, and said with emotion: “You guys are really amazing, you can get this kind of thing, can you tell me where it is? Are you coming?”

“No… Father Blue Star, why are you so unshaven? Why don’t we bring you a razor next time we worship?”

“What worship is not worshipped?”

The man glanced at the eye-scar dog with an unhappy expression: “Can I speak? I have no entity. The entities you see are all created by me for the convenience of communicating with you. I can exist in the form of everything.”

“Like this.”

I saw white light flashing.

The man suddenly turned into a somewhat old-fashioned old man.

“I didn’t plan to come out. After all, it’s easy to be exposed, but it shouldn’t matter if I come out once in a while.”

“This thing is very good, I want it.”

“Whatever you want in return, just say so.”

Chen Jiang raised his brows slightly, and said softly with a smile: “It seems that this thing can help Lanxing’s father very well?”

“Well, I have to say, this thing is really important to me.”

“That’s good, then this must be something that Blue Star’s father also needs, right?”

Chen Jiang didn’t hide it, he took out a transparent jar from his arms, put it in Li Hao’s hand beside him, and asked Li Hao to step forward and hand it to Lan Xing’s father: “This is the world origin consciousness of an outside planet, Maybe it can make up for Lan Xing’s father’s body very well.”

“…”

There was a hint of surprise in the man’s eyes, and then he took the bottle, looked at Chen Jiang and grinned: “I didn’t read you wrong, you are really interesting, I took this thing.”

“In return, what do you want?”

“I want ten billion one-star items.”

The smile that had just been raised at the corner of the man’s mouth instantly froze on his face and slowly dissipated. After a while, he said quietly: “You really dare to ask for it, but… I can really give it to you this time.”

“The world origin consciousness here is indeed enough for me to create 10 billion one-star items.”

“But this side of the world, that is, the Arena of Ten Thousand Races in your mouth, has its own rules and has a certain binding effect on us. It is impossible for me to directly hand over 10 billion one-star items to your hands. ”

“Some small things, I can give them to you by placing them on a field treasure chest that is relatively close to you, but it is impossible to operate such large-value items in batches, and I do not have permission to do so.”

“But I have the authority to increase the reward of the next global event leaderboard.”

“To win the reward of the next global event list, I will send these tens of billions of items to you as a reward.”

“Okay, you can shut up and stop talking.”

“But a warm reminder, if you are not on the list in the next global event, then these props can only be taken by others, and I have no choice. Come on.”

next second—

The man seemed to be running away, turning into white light and dissipating on the spot, along with the transparent jar containing the original consciousness of the orange-red star world, and the body of the goddess.

…

“Is this all right?”

Chen Jiang looked at the little bumpkin that Lan Xing’s father had left with a strange expression. He didn’t expect that Lan Xing’s father actually agreed.

Ten billion one-star props!

This amount, he had never thought about it!

It’s exactly what he said casually!

As the so-called bargaining, there must be room for the other party to bargain. His inner expectation is 1 billion one-star props, and he is very satisfied. After all, the origin consciousness of this world, in fact, they did not spend much effort. !

But Blue Star’s father immediately ordered the tens of billions of items, which gave them a deeper understanding of the energy of this little thing called the World Origin Consciousness.

Now it seems that the price should be less.

Next time, you should directly open the 100 billion props.

He’s still a little smaller.

It’s too late to regret it now, but 10 billion one-star props are enough. Strengthening the caliber of the turret to 2,000 meters should be no problem. It’s a proper meteor cannon.

And not only the caliber, but also the rate of fire!

At that time, with the rate of fire of millions of rounds in one minute, he felt as if he could have a head-to-head encounter with the Federation!

Let’s see if the destroyers of the Federation can withstand this firepower!

Scalp tingling.

I can’t think about it, just imagining that picture makes my scalp tingle, but at the limit of firepower development, all the cosmic rules of this world must give way to firepower.

When the caliber of his fort is strengthened to 100,000 light years!

As soon as the gun goes down, the Nicholas galaxy will disappear into the world!

What kind of federation is not a federation, a civilization that angered the gods and was destroyed by the world.

“It seems that the next global event will have to go all out.”

Chen Jiang lowered his head and looked at the small dirt bag with a gap in the middle in front of him, paused for a while, and then said softly: “Scar dog Li Hao, you two will go to the 1024 central control room later, the next global event will be in When, what type, what content.”

“Yes!”

Li Hao and Scar Dog nodded with serious expressions, obviously they both knew what this global event meant to them!

In fact… they felt that Brother Jiang didn’t have to be so serious.

After all, with their current strength, even if someone else wins the list, what if they take this tens of billions of items into their arms?

A Heavenly Eye Pursuit Order!

Then directly outside the event, start a super long-range chase!

They can now open the gate of illusory almost infinitely. It is not too simple to find a player in the Arena of Ten Thousand Races!

If the reward has been taken by someone else, then it’s better to **** it back!

But that’s what I said. After all, it’s going to be a lot of trouble. It’s more secure to get the reward of winning the first place directly.

“that…”

Scardog suddenly paused and hesitated: “You said that since Lan Xing’s father is a man, will he have any thoughts on that goddess’ body?”

“Definitely not.”

Li Hao shook his head helplessly and said, “Didn’t Lan Xing’s father say it all, he has no entity, it means that it is not us humans, and how can we have such **** thoughts if we are not humans.”

“Too.”

Scardog nodded thoughtfully: “I thought too much, okay, then if it’s all right, let’s go to the 1024 central control room now?”

“Let’s go.”

…

in some illusory white space.

A man placed the body of the goddess on the ground solemnly, first frowning at the finger that had been cut in half, and then hesitantly pondered.

that…

Nobody here should know, right?

Speaking of which, he has always been filled with a strong desire to explore this kind of human behavior.

Just haven’t had a chance, why don’t you try it today?

After hesitating for a while, he opened the glass jar in his hand and swallowed the liquid inside. After feeling the strength in his body again, he licked the corner of his mouth and nodded with satisfaction.

next second—

The collision of divinity and humanity continues to bloom in space!

…

“You said, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Do I need a normal relationship?”

On the demihuman star, in front of an office building.

Wang Jili was holding a wine glass, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and looking at the scene outside. After a pause, he said with a complex expression: “Otherwise, I feel that in the rest of my life, I may not be able to face things like love.”

“Humph.”

The badge lying on the table beside him snorted coldly, and arrogantly did not speak.

He just received a business plan from x, which made him a little confused and didn’t know how to answer the call.

I didn’t want to answer, but the other party was introduced by Mr. Jiang Cheng.

Not bad to refuse.

But in all fairness, he really didn’t want to deal with perverts much.