My Upgrades Are Invincible - Chapter 116 R-18

After finishing my conversation with Hestia, I went on my way to meet Hephaestus as I very well be busy with ‘Demeter’ later but who knows as she may be the type of woman who needs some wining and dining so nothing may happen at all tonight.

“I am here to meet with Hephaestus or to setup a new meeting at a later date as the Hestia Familia Captain.” I announced to the secretary working in front of said goddesses shop in the tower of Babel.

The brunet mousey secretary that I never caught the name of nodded replying. “Very well… Lady Hephaestus is currently on break with no engagements tonight, let me check in to see if she will see you.” She said respectfully as she obviously recognized the record holder of fastest level up and I heard her mutter. “Damn they weren’t lying about Orion stealing all the virgin goddess’s virtue.”

My face couldn’t help twitch at hearing the secretaries muttering as she walked down the hallway separating the entryway and to the room that Hephaestus was obviously staying within to speak to her as I sat down to possibly wait a while for the goddess of forging to be ready to meet me.

Speaking of that alias… I wonder if Artemis has heard anything about that name. But if my memory is correct, I have around another two months left till said festival where she attempts to use her arrow/spear to find her Orion, so I need to get stuff wrapped up around here before I resume my world traveling/looting.

I paused before my lips twitched as my mind inevitably turned to dealing with the major threat of this world.

‘Could I get a nuclear missile or otherwise hyper advanced technology missile to launch from a great distance into the One-Eyed Black Dragon.’ I thought before my mind went off to think of worlds where I could get such weapons while I certainly couldn’t steal them as I most certainly couldn’t operate them, I could perhaps save a city or something like in the Marvel Cinematic Universe or go to Halo and help there against the covenant… Actually the Mass Effect universe would probably have the best.

“Sir. Lady Hephaestus is willing to meet you now.” The secretary said breaking me out of thought making me nod in understanding.

“Thank you miss.” I said and walked around the desk and down the long hallway and, on the walls, Hephaestus had mounted a great number of weapons upon them in various conditions and glass covered cases also housed shattered remains of weapons and with how their were blood splatters upon them I imagine the weapons belonged to fallen members of her Familia.

‘Interesting little tradition’ I mentally noted before making my own mental note to create a Familia register or something that could track the happenings of Familia members sort of like the Weasley Family grandfather clock kept track of the family members.

I knocked on the sturdy wooden door and I heard the muffled female voice calling out for me to come in.

“Well Jake how has it been? Hmm well although we met last time at the last Denatus that was a bit of a shit show with all the Behemoths and all plus that old bastard dropping the bomb of you becoming level four.” Hephaestus said shrugging as she sat in a high-backed leather chair that was honestly closer to a throne than an office chair.

“Yes, well I had some more metals to trade for dungeon drops and I wanted you to grade my sword out of curiosity.” I told her as I had already traded a small amount of mithril and some of the other metals I had ransacked out of the mines of Moria to her Familia members and recalled her ideal about wanting to meet a smith who could create stuff on the same level or even better for a husband.

Honestly, I wasn’t gung-ho about putting a ring on her hand, but that leather clad ass though… That ass is truly the most well sculpted work of art in Genkai as it obviously had a bit of give but was still firm from her very active lifestyle in comparison to Hestia and Freya’s plush posteriors from their sedentary lifestyles and personalities.

After explaining the nature of Nichirin metal and some other stuff I was soon able to trade for a decent shipment of a very large quantity of materials that I was planning to fuse and have Hestia direct me to add on to the church and expand it as we had taken in almost thirty people from the Demon Slayer world with the families that the Hashira brought with them.

“Alright and whip it out I know you have your sword in some magical space… Actually, if you are capable of making spatial storages, I was supposed to tell you that Ouranos’s is willing to pay dearly to acquire all you are willing to let go of.” Hephaestus told me and I was about to reflexively deny as I only had the ring before I recalled all the space expanded bags I had nabbed in Harry Potter which will suit just fine and I wont have to worry about some asshole with a space ring dropping a cannon in front of himself to shoot at the Hestia Familia or whatever.

“Yeah, I have some space expanded bags but keep in mind that the magic taking the weight off has worn out on a couple.” I replied making her eyes gleam manically.

“Do you have any on you now?” She asked me breathlessly and I shook my head as I had cleaned up my space ring after my trip to stock up for going into the dungeon.

“Sorry I left them all back home with Hestia.” I said making her roll her eyes.

“Yes, I imagine that lucky brat Hestia is already hiding countless bottles of wine and other frivolous things within its.” I wanted to raise a hand and defend my woman but then I recalled the times that Hestia used our paired space rings to store her trash as she lazed around while I was gone until I wrote a letter scolding her not to be lazy and use a damn dimensional artifact to store dirty dishes when she was too lazy to simply walk to the kitchen and leave them in the sink.

I could only smile wryly and with a flourish my sheathed sword appeared within my lap. “This is my baby.” I said affectionately patting the leather wrapped hilt of my sword. I really need to get a better name to this word.

Magic Eater although cool just doesn’t really fit my fitting style or the sword itself.

Hephaestus swiftly walked around her desk aggressively walking towards me with her eyes lasered in on the sword laying innocently upon my lap and as her hand lunged to take the sheathed sword into her hands.

“Gimmie.” She said simply in the motion of taking my sword so I smiled as her hands missed the sword which was flashed into my space ring and instead landed upon my lap.

“Oh, my. Lady Hephaestus you are so aggressive!” I said playing coy as I laid a hand on my face like a blushing maiden but my shit eating grin ruined it as the forge goddess went through a series of full body twitches.

“Let me see the sword or I will sit on your face and search your whole body for wherever you are storing that sword.” She ‘threatened’

I wanted to say she didnt have balls to do that, but she looked more likely to smash said behind into my face then actually have any fun, so I made the sword flash into my hands this time unsheathed.

Hephaestus took a deep breath as she took in the Odachi sized Katanna and respectfully held out her hands. “Please may I see it, Jake.” She said gently with her eyes glued upon the sword.

I nodded and then passed the sword to the forge goddess who held the sword with more care than I have seen some mothers carrying their infants. “It’s beautiful…” She purred as she did various tests upon the sword by holding it up to the light shining up in the middle of the room and rapping her fingernails across the blade to test the sounds coming off it.

“How did you make a sword with so many different compositions?” She asked finally handing the sword back to me obviously reluctantly and wanting to do more in depth tests.

I meanwhile had moved over to a nearby stool to sit upon as Hephaestus was running her tests.

I simply responded that it was part of a skill and I imagine she came to the conclusion it was similar to the Crozzo magic sword ability but obviously better with how my sword and weapons were capable of doing magical stuff and never breaking.

“So how does it fair Lady Hephaestus.” I asked and I didnt feel overly proud of the sword as I didnt forge it and only pushed a crap ton of materials into making it better as it at its base was a simple pig iron sword I had ranked up since I had come here to Danmachi.

Hephaestus’s face twitched at my nonchalant face before she settled into a knowing smile, and she approached me again but this time instead of taking something from me, she gave me herself as she sat down on my legs and then wrapped her leather clad legs around myself as I sat on the stool.

“We still need to get to know one another but I seeing your skills at creating wonders along with being able to woo Hestia and Freya into being your lovers… I know that you will be able to sweep me off my feet so lets just skip the song and dance so we can shower together?” She said and I noticed that she still had a bit of soot and dust on her probably from being around the forges today so I nodded picking her up.

“That door leads to a suite I use to stay nights within.” She whispered and I noticed a nondescript door that matched the dark paint used with the room’s interior so I didnt really notice it when I swept the room when walking in.

Even as I used a hand to cup the well sculpted ass of Hephaestus I was able to juggle those cheeks between my hands as I opened up said door when Hephaestus lowered her face to start kissing me.

We broke the kiss with a pop and Hephaestus grinned knowingly as she clenched her ass cheeks within my palms. “I think we found that you are an ass man?” She snorted as she turned with a flourish and walked in the bathroom with her ass swaying obviously to get my attention.

“No, its more of you have literally the best ass I have seen let alone fondled before.” I said frankly making the body shy goddess freeze while I shucked off my shirt as she began unbuttoning her shirt.

She was standing there with her thick shirt off and her bare breasts was laid rest on her chest as she snorted and turned on the shower. “Not sure how I feel about that Jake.” She said alluding as to why in the world I was mentioning another woman when I was about to become intimate.

But Hephaestus wasn’t really a posh jealous or otherwise insecure woman. “Hephaestus, I say this now, but you truly have the best sculpted behind on this world.” I said as I removed the last bits of my clothes and with a soft spank to her behind which made her ‘Eep’ in surpise I stepped into the lukewarm shower and let the water cascade down my body.

“Now come here and let me pamper you and we can go from there.” I ordered and Hephaestus nodded kinda shy at how I took control and after she had unpeeled her pants and plain underwear, I saw her trimmed bush matched the red hair she had atop her head as she stepped into the shower that had warmed up at this point.

We didnt do anything overtly sexual as we affectionately washed each other’s hair and I realized this was definitely a test as she wasn’t shying away from laying little kisses onto my shoulders and chest as she used a wet hand towel on my body and I met her actions by gently but kissing her breasts only a couple times in appreciation before moving on to clean her hair and make sure all the dirt from her work was washed away.

But there was one thing that was bugging me honestly…

“Oh, Hephaestus you missed something earlier.” I said suddenly making her blink in surprise and then I cupped her face to kiss her deeply.

But even as Hephaestus closed her eye to kiss me I gently used my hand to slide off her eye patch making her reel back in fright.

Her eyepatch was unveiled to reveal what looked to be a tiny blue flame within the pupil of her right eye and the rest of the eye matched Hephaestus’s crimson pupils on the other side with only the center of the eye having the blue flame.

But I could feel my Eldritch Necklace I was wearing even in the shower protecting my mind from some mental effect and realized the eye had some curse or something but seeing me not freaking the fuck out was worth it as Hephaestus sniffeled and launched her bare body into my own and I felt her wet breasts push into my chest as well as her stomach pushing into my engorged manhood.

Hephaestus desperately began kissing me and then almost absently slapped the lever controlling the water flow turning it off.

“You have everything I could hope for in my man Jake… Even better you aren’t fazed by the curse that has driven other gods screaming hysterically in fear.” She took my hands as she gracefully stepped out of the shower.

“Let me show you how I planned to keep a man when Hestia corrupted me with those filthy books in Tenkai.” She whispered as she wrapped her breasts around my arm as she led me into the bedroom section of the suite and I saw the large bed that was the obvious target of her intentions.

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As Hephaestus stood in front of me and with the bed directly behind her I forcibly kissed her as she cried out happily with my hands mauling her thick ass and as I pushed her back to land on her back atop the bed, I couldn’t help but remember I was going to impregnate her if we did it.

“Hephaestus if we do this. You will become pregnant.” I said between kisses as I began massaging and rolling Hephaestus’s sizable breasts between my hands.

Hephaestus paused for a moment before she gave the most obvious response with grabbing the head of my dick and as she wrapped her legs around my back, she pushed herself down a few inches down my length.

“Just fuck me Jake if I have the opportunity for a kid, I will take it but if I doesn’t come it doesn’t matter…”

Yeah what the hell am I saying… She knows I knocked up Freya she should expect the ‘risk’

I then sunk the rest of my dick inside Hephaestus’s much hotter pussy and thankfully she didnt have the divine pussy control Freya had as with the stronger vaginal muscles and feverish temperatures it would have drove me to orgasm much sooner.

I didnt slam fuck Hephaestus as she was although not a delicate flower or princess to make love to, she obviously was a woman who wanted to explore her love making so we sensually moved against one another with her doing all she could to provide us both with the maximum pleasure when we moved positions with her sitting in my lap and riding me as I drove her up and down my length with my hands controlling her bountiful ass that slipped between my fingers as I squeezed down.

“Hmm!” She moaned out in our kiss as her womanhood fluttered and tightened as she had her first orgasm after I pushed her down into my lap and the head of my dick pressed into depths and grinded into her cervix.

“Rollover Hephaestus.” I said giving her already red from the all the grabbing and squashing ass cheeks a light spank making her giggle and shiver.

“Dammit Jake if my ass is too swollen from all your playing to fit in my pants, I am going to kick your ass.” She threatened as her pink voluptuous ass was arrayed in front of me and I could only bite my lip at the sheer beauty of the sight.

But the sight didnt distract me from her words and then with chuckle I aimed my dick and Hephaestus cried out as I bottomed out in one swift stroke and her ass cheeks clapped as they slapped into my chest.

“You are going to wear sweatpants tomorrow or something as I am going to clap this once pale ass till you either pass out or I am wrung dry.” I growled as I repeatedly hammered her womanhood with fast deep strokes and finally as I wrapped a arm around her chest to squeeze one of her breads and my other hand went to her throat to hold her in place I was able to finally sink the final inch of my dick into her womanhood as her cervix gave up and the head of my dick was bathed in the stinging heat of Hephaestus womb.

“Heee!” Hephaestus cried out with a loud keen and then feeling her body shivering against my own and the orgasm tightening her pussy I erupted within her and her overly hot core was drenched with my semen and actually became a comfortable temperature.