My Upgrades Are Invincible - Chapter 137

“My heels hurt…” Olga complained almost tearfully and I sent a glance over and saw that she was wearing steep or otherwise tall black high heels that looked to be adding a solid three or four inches to her height.

Now let me tell you a secret to surviving an apocalypse, don’t wander a broken urban hellscape in high heels at all…

“Come on missy, we got a couple miles of forest hiking in the dark left to get to the Einsbern Castle.” Cu said conversationally and I saw Olga’s face collapse in fear at having to stumble through a dark forest in her heels.

Fujimaru on the other hand was wearing the Chaldea Uniform and although it was clearly setup for short excursions or just running around Chaldea, she still had a pair of running shoes that could support her.

I kept an eye on Olga as she stumbled around for a bit while I continued to converse with my own Castor Servant as she was… An interesting personality to say the least. “Umu, so you say that you have the ability to bring great meals and wine before me… Hmm Preator you are definitely the best Master I could hope for!” Nero said bombastically as she did a little spin of excitement at the thought of me preparing a great feast for her.

More like I would just fuse a couple dishes into something actually good and I still had a bunch of booze that I had gotten and fused from the places I have been. Because seriously good drinks are an easy gift or something to enjoy basically no matter where you are.

“Sooo Nero, why are you in a bikini?’ I asked thinking about the whole ascension nonsense and whether I was going to need to farm certain enemies to get mats to make the servant stronger or what not.

“Oh, Praetor you dog!” She teased giggling and propping up her arms beneath her chest and pushing up her large breasts for me to clearly get an ‘eyeful.’ With a small flicker of light she was then clad in a somewhat modest red sleeping dress that featured a number of frills past her waist, but was still barring a good deal of cleavage. “There is that better Preator?” Nero asked casually and I nodded saying how it suited her style.

“Umu my Master is definitely the best Master there is in the world!” Nero said proudly but even as Fujimaru and Mash’s face twitched at her words I was more worried about the silent Tamamo who slowly turned to look at the bombastic Roman Emperor.

I quickly evacuated the sight as sparks begin to fly as Tamamo who had already become somewhat attached to Fujimaru began to ‘defend’ her masters honor and Nero being a troll only used single statement sentences to overrule the Kitsunes points of how ‘Fujimaru’ was ‘Best Master.’

Like for example,

“My master is cute and would be comfortable to snuggle!” Tamamo hissed.

“Big Dick Energy.” Nero said proudly.

“My Master comes with an adorable eggplant Kouhai!” Tamamo said out of desperation as she obviously didnt really know any of Fujimaru’s good points other than being a relatively nice girl.

But Nero was merciless as her light green eyes narrowed at the Berserker’s orange eyes and she spoke clearly. “My master isn’t useless and can actually tangle with another Servant so I can fight confidently with our enemies.”

I couldn’t help but wince at that biting comment as the Berserker’s eyes narrowed at the smug Castor class servant.

“Damn!” I heard Olga curse and I happily took the chance to powerwalk away from the bickering duo and caught up to Olga who was crouched over and holding an ankle she clearly rolled tripping over some roots as we were trekking through the forest surrounding the Einsbern estate.

I gently took her dainty ankle in my hands and she hissed as I ever so lightly pressed at several points. “Well good news is that you definitely didnt tear anything or my little presses would have had you screaming… But you definitely sprained something in those stupid heels.” I said lightly before taking a glowing red health potion out of my space ring.

“Here drink this, this will promote the healing and within a few minutes it will be all healed up. In the meantime, I will carry you.” I said and after she drank the little vial of health potion, before she could argue I could feel Nero take my mental que and Olga was hoisted over and placed on my back as I turned around.

“This is improper!” She quietly hissed but we didnt give a damn in the situation as only Fujimaru blushed lightly at our somewhat intimate position with the rest of the Servant’s just happy to get to where we needed to go.

After a couple minutes of her silently thrashing around and whispering threats against my manhood, my family, my paycheck, and even threating to poison my toothbrush, With a well placed step that loudly snapped a branch one of my hands left her leg that was supporting her and laid a crisp spank on her legging clad bottom that made her cry out on shock.

“My bad, didnt see that branch.” I said blandly and everyone shrugged and kept moving as Olga was obviously in shock that someone, she considered a subordinate spanked her like a disobedient child.

Then again… Now that I think about it. All Tsundere’s all had daddy problems or just not one at all.