My Weird Life - Vol 2 Chapter 724

Chapter 724 Vulcan Body (12, thanks to the boss of “The Wind Stops and the Waves Return Home” for the cute silver!)

Wei Suhe looked at Xie Yunqing, curled his lips, sat next to Xie Yunqing, put down the teapot, and said in a strange way: “My good nephew is busy watching the video, my uncle, what’s wrong with pouring him a cup of tea?

Don’t just pour a cup of tea, you should just pinch his feet and thump his shoulders! ”

Xie Yunqing scratched his head, smiled mischievously, and finally sat upright, and put down the cell phone that had been in front of him all along.

“You kid, you don’t even wink at all.

In Yuzhu Temple, everyone can still tolerate you, and I won’t blame you for lack of winks and emotional intelligence.

But what should you do when you leave the Taoist temple?

Besides, you are a Taoist priest, but now we monks and Taoist priests are just like the waiters in restaurants, we also need to know how to perceive words and expressions…” Wei Suhe glanced at the paused screen on Xie Yunqing’s phone, and wanted to say something more.

Xie Yunqing hurriedly picked up the teapot, took out a teacup, and poured Wei Suhe a cup of tea: “Master, are you thirsty?

You drink tea! ”

“I’m going to see how my master is doing,

Master, sit here…” Xie Yunqing brought the teacup to Wei Suhe’s hand, and after putting down the teacup, he was about to go out the door as he spoke. In the rush, he forgot to take the mobile phone on the table.

Wei Suhe snorted, picked up his nephew’s mobile phone on the table, and clicked on the paused video on the screen.

He also didn’t watch the content of the video, and let the rumbling thunder sound from his mobile phone, raised his head and shouted to Xie Yunqing who crept to the door: “Hi! Hi!

return!

I forgot my mobile phone!

I still have business to tell you! ”

Xie Yunqing froze, turned his head with a smirk, and looked at the uncle who was sitting on the rattan chair with the old **** present. He didn’t know what kind of medicine the master uncle was selling in the gourd for a while, but the other party held his mobile phone, The phone screen was facing him, and the screen was still playing a video about the “rare thunderstorm weather in Longhu Mountain and surrounding areas” these days.

He is like a cat strangled by the back of the neck,

I had no choice but to honestly accompany the smiling face, and walked back to Wei Suhe’s side with drooping eyes: “Master, do you have something serious to tell me?”

Wei Suhe turned the phone over, facing the screen to himself, looked at the thunderstorm video played on the screen, and said to Xie Yunqing without raising his head: “You also saw these videos today, the young man who did the trick in the video – is That Su Ju from Xuanmen, your friend-‘Su Wu’, right?”

“Yes.” Xie Yunqing didn’t understand why he asked this question.

“Yunqing…” At this moment, Wei Suhe handed back the phone to Xie Yunqing, and spoke to the little Taoist priest in a serious tone.

Hearing his tone, Xie Yunqing felt goosebumps all over his body, and looked at Wei Suhe warily.

“Cough cough cough…” Wei Suhe cleared his throat to cover up his voice that was too nasty just now, and turned to Xie Yunqing with a straight face, “You have been practicing in Yuzhu Temple for several months, right?

Palm Thunder, Five Thunder Handprints, Drinking Fire Curse, etc., are all memorized, right? ”

“Yes, I’ve memorized them all.” Xie Yunqing nodded. If he hadn’t memorized all these spells and handprints, he wouldn’t have had so much free time to play with his mobile phone. He looked at Wei Suhe suspiciously, After hesitating for a while, he still said to Wei Suhe, “But these things are useless, uncle…

I learned the handprints, spells and formulas of Palm Thunder,

But I haven’t really released a palm mine yet.

In this Temple of Yuzhu, I haven’t seen anyone’s spells have really played any role…”

“That’s right!” Wei Suhe, who would have been ashamed when hearing Xie Yunqing’s “no EQ” words in the past, now clapped his hands and agreed with Xie Yunqing’s words. Xie Yunqing was taken aback, “Think about it, you have studied hard for so long now, how to recognize Yunji characters, how to draw symbols, how to recite mantras,

How to step up and down,

As a result, all the things you learned were just learned in appearance,

Nothing ever really works!

Don’t you feel angry?

Don’t you feel sorry? ! ”

Xie Yunqing scratched his head and said: “It’s a pity, it’s a pity, after all, it took so much time—”

“Yes! It’s a pity that’s right!

Just be angry! “Before Xie Yunqing finished speaking, Wei Suhe cut off the other party’s words first, lest the other party continue to ‘confess’. This nephew’s dog has never been able to spit out ivory.

Lao Huang called his disciple “Chizi Tianxin”, but in Lao Wei’s view, Xie Yunqing’s EQ is too low and he lacks a root in his brain!

Old Wei continued: “We diligently do morning and evening classes every day, memorizing scriptures, learning talismans, and learning footwork. As a result, we have learned a whole set of etiquette, but they can’t play any role in our hands.

It’s a pity to think about this kind of thing, and it makes you angry when you think about it!

Originally, if this kind of thing is the same in the world, if everyone blindfolds each other, it would be fine to just get by like this.

But now some people—ah, they have really practiced the Fa-rectification!

Can attract the protection of heavenly thunder, control thunder and catch tricks!

Are you envious or not?

Think about yourself again, will you be more angry?

What a pity? ! ”

“It seems to have such a feeling…” Xie Yunqing had a vague premonition of what Wei Shibo was going to say, and seeing that the other party became more and more excited, as if he had been beaten, he could only agree.

“The person who practiced Fa-rectification is your friend-Su Wu!

I got the exact news from fellow Taoists of other sects! “Wei Suhe pointed to the mobile phone Xie Yunqing held in his hand, “Didn’t Su Wu also appear in those videos you watched?” !

We even gave him a spell!

He still conferred the ‘Five Thunder Altar’ here!

Get angry in place, unfortunately, it doesn’t work.

Now there is a great opportunity in front of us—you are so familiar with Su Wu, you should take the initiative to contact Xuanmen to see if you can invite Su Wu to teach you how to rectify the talismans?

Yun Qing…

You go down the mountain!

Bring your brothers and sisters down the mountain together!

Go to the Xuanmen Conspiracy Bureau!

—Other sects may have already started to act secretly, we can’t lag behind others! ”

…

“There may be a bigger secret behind the ‘Longhu Mountain Granting Incident’.

Someone is secretly planning something through this matter.

The dispatch room needs to dispatch a team of craftsmen and experienced security experts to investigate and track this matter.

In the next few days, you and I will go to Longhu Mountain again.

According to the documents I read, there is a place called Pingtian Village on the outskirts of Longhushan City. There was a special incident of “Xiong Gapo” before. The strange power in the incident has disappeared. What clues were found.

At that time, we will go to Pingtian Village to take another look. “Su Wu parked the car at the entrance of a hotel, and instructed Yun Nishang who followed step by step.

Yun Nishang nodded: “Okay.

I understand. ”

“This incident has worked hard for you.

In the future, I may often need to ‘leave’ temporarily for a certain period of time to do certain things. If this happens again, I will notify you in advance.

At the same time, make some corresponding arrangements for the future work. “Su Wu said as he looked at Yun Nishang.

Yun Nishang combed her hair behind her ears and nodded slightly.

“How is the investigation of the ‘Wang Chuanzhen’ incident of the Red Mourning Society going?

Have you found any major clues? ” Su Wu asked again.

Yun Nishang shook her head: “The whereabouts of the members of the Red Mourning Society are uncertain, and those who were detained have vague memories of this.

In addition, recently, the main energy of the Kitchen God team has been dealing with special incidents near Longhu Mountain, and no more forces have been allocated to investigate this matter.

So no more clues have been found for the time being. ”

“A panel of commissioners will also be established for this matter.

Notify all the Kitchen God teams, let them pay attention, and strictly screen the people who usually take the initiative to contact themselves.

Whether it is familiar people or unfamiliar people, if you find any abnormality in these people, you should report it immediately. “Su Wu warned Yun Nishang.

He is more aware of the origin of the ‘Red Sorrow Society’ and the ‘Yin Ximai Zao Class’.

‘Wang Chuanzhen’ has a deep entanglement with the ‘Yinxi Stove Lord’, the source of the ‘Yinximai Stove Class’. She used her entanglement with the Yinxi Stove Lord to establish the Red Sad Society, which has been left behind to this day.

Whether this ‘Wang Chuanzhen’ is still alive today is still unknown.

If she can reincarnate with her life and survive continuously,

The Hongsorrow Society has developed to this day, and it must have been extremely terrifying!

The two were talking and walked into the hotel lobby,

Each booked a room and went back to the room to rest.

In the hotel room.

Su Wu sat on a chair by the window, closed his eyes slightly, wisps of torches surged from all over his body, flowed wantonly in the room, and soon filled the entire room!

“Vulcan body.”

His lips moved and murmured.

At present, relying on more than 30 Kitchen God teams to open temples in various places to pretend to be dirty, they have contributed countless firewood to Su Wu, who has become the source of the current Kitchen God fire. His accumulation of firewood has reached an unimaginable level.

At the Linwei toll gate, lighting up the entire sky with firewood is a proof of the huge firewood he has accumulated!

As Taoism continues to spread the Kitchen God Method and attract ordinary people to join the grassroots kitchen class team, Su Wu’s accumulation of salary will inevitably be faster. When the temple comes, there will inevitably be a firewood to share with himself!

He therefore began to teach the first batch of Vesta God teams how to practice the “Vulcan Body”,

But now he has not really condensed the ‘Vulcan body’,

Only occasionally use the “Fire Gathering Method” to condense the temporary Vulcan body to defend against the enemy!

Yes,

After returning to the hotel this afternoon, Su,

The first thing to do when you sit is to gather the firewood and completely gather yourself into the ‘Fire Body’.

After cultivating the ‘Vulcan Body’, all the Kitchen God disciples from his sect will be able to sense his Vulcan Body from the ‘source of fire’ ,

You can use his Vulcan projection to protect yourself and suppress Li Gui!

Xishen丨Religion has been changed to Red Sorrow Society, hope everyone knows.

Thanks again to Brother Feng for his cuteness!

(end of this chapter)