My Whole Family Is a Little Strange - Chapter 60

Others don’t know Qiao Qiao’s new mecha shape, but Lin Yifeng knows it. Qiao Qiao has been tinkering with this at home recently.

If he hadn’t happened to go to the holographic star network to see, maybe the whole family would have to wait until Jojo went to participate in the mecha league to find out that she was selected.

Lin Yifeng didn’t doubt that Qiao Qiao would do such a thing at all: it was completely Qiao Qiao’s style to do big things without saying a word.

Thinking of this, he was completely relieved, oh, it’s all basic, nothing to be surprised, he should have gotten used to it… No wonder!

Lin Yifeng can’t just watch the little old girl being thrown into an unknown planet for exploration, right?

No matter how strong Qiao Qiao is, in the eyes of their families, she is still a cub who needs protection.

Just like in Capital Star, Jojo still feels sad after being away from her family for a long time. After all, Capital Star still has so many friends and so many interesting things, Jojo is still like this, let alone suddenly going to a completely undeveloped environment.

As soon as he got off the assembly line, Lin Yifeng went to sneak over Qiao Qiao, “Qiao Qiao, are you going to participate in the mecha trials?”

Jojo nodded, “brother how do you know?”

Lin Yifeng raised his forehead and wanted to tell a cute little kid: You are so famous now, if you pay attention to the news of the Mecha League, you can hear it, okay? Please be a little more conscious!

But this is not the point, the point is, “Jojo, how did you participate in this competition? Do you want to participate in the mecha league with the Empire?”

Qiaoqiao was at a loss, “What Mecha League? It’s because I can’t play other games on the other side of the stadium and can’t make money, and then someone told me that as long as I can win the game here, I can get a lot of money. money.”

Today’s Qiaoqiao is still a money maker without emotion.

She stretched out her little hand to Lin Yifeng to calculate the money she would use: to take her parents to the Capital Star, to buy gifts for William and Ning Wushuang…

Then Qiao Qiao thought for a while, glanced at Lin Yifeng, and added an important one: give pocket money to her brother.

Today’s Jojo is still Jojo who takes on the heavy responsibility of supporting her family.

Lin Yifeng was deeply moved when he heard it. He didn’t expect that his dream of being a salted fish would be realized by Qiaoqiao before any rich woman realized it.

But at the same time, he was a little bit dumbfounded: On such a young shoulder, he had to shoulder the heavy responsibility of supporting the family, so Qiao Qiao didn’t worry about his little one being crushed by life?

I saw Lin Yifeng said with a serious face: “Qiao Qiao, children’s main source of income is pocket money, so you can take pocket money with confidence. When you grow up, brother is taking pocket money from you. Okay? The main task of a child is to grow up happily, you don’t need to think too much, because if you think too much, you won’t grow taller.”

Hearing the last sentence, Qiao Qiao’s expression suddenly became frightened, “Qiao Qiao, don’t grow taller!”

Jojo is full of desire to grow taller, all of their family have long legs, except for her.

Anna used to comfort her and said, “When Jojo grows up, she will have long legs.”

So Qiao Qiao had to wait for her to grow up, but Qiao Qiao’s growth rate was slow. When she first met Lu Yan, the two of them were about the same size, but now Lu Yan’s size has begun to jump, which makes Qiao Qiao Joe is more sensitive to the topic.

Qiaoqiao likes mecha so much because wearing a mecha can make her not have to look up at adults, and her vision is as wide as she grows taller.

Lin Yifeng obviously knew Qiao Qiao’s weakness, so he deliberately scare people here.

But because the frightening effect was so good, Qiao Qiao’s eyes began to turn red, and Lin Yifeng regretted it again: When did he become the kind of boring adult who likes to frighten children?

Lin Yifeng quickly apologized to Qiao Qiao, “Qiao Qiao, my brother was teasing you just now. My brother wants you to be happy and not worry about money.”

Qiao Qiao held back her tears, “But I’m also very happy when I make money. My parents and brother Wushuang will also be very happy when they receive gifts.”

Lin Yifeng was speechless.

He didn’t know how to explain to Qiaoqiao that the purpose of everyone participating in this competition was not money, but money became the least important thing. The honor and power represented behind this are much more important than money.

Qiao Qiao is devoted to participating in the competition for money, which makes people wonder whether to say that she is not pure or that she is too pure.

Lin Yifeng organized the language before saying to Qiao Qiao: “Qiao Qiao, this trial is very important, the selected people will be sent to participate in the mecha league with the empire, and this mecha league is going to explore unknown planets. , it will be very hard. Jojo may not see her parents for a long time, so is it okay?”

Qiaoqiao’s little expression was wrinkled, and at a glance, she knew that she was in a tangle. On the one hand, she was thinking about making money, and on the other hand, she had to leave her parents for a long time.

She wanted it greedily on both sides.

Qiaoqiao said, “Brother, let me think about it first.”

In case of indecision, the dog-head military division will decide.

In the eyes of others, Qiao Qiao, who is very powerful, feels that she is just average, because what she admires more is the dog-headed military teacher Huihui.

Huihui is a really powerful child, and Huihui knows a lot of things she doesn’t understand. In a difficult situation, it is absolutely right to find her a staff advisor.

No, Qiao Qiao just walked on short legs and couldn’t wait to go to the next door to find Huihui.

Hui · dog head military division · Hui rubbed his bare chin, and thought and analyzed deeply.

Then, she patted Jojo’s shoulder and said, “Jojo, congratulations that you have grown up.”

“Eh?”

Huihui said solemnly: “Usually children choose to have everything, but when you don’t have a choice, it means that you have become an adult. Qiao Qiao, the first step to becoming a mature adult is to overcome the feelings of parents and mothers. Dependence, overcome reluctance to work!”

“Actually, no adults like to work, just like no children like to go to school. It’s all for the sake of eating.” Huihui spread her hands, and her words were full of philosophical thoughts, which made people wonder what this child had gone through.

Qiao Qiao slightly disagreed with Huihui’s words, she liked going to school.

The teachers and classmates are very nice, and the process of learning new knowledge is a joy.

– The world of scholar tyrants and scumbags is separated by an obvious wall, and the joys and sorrows of the two are not connected.

However, she did not refute Huihui, because there is one thing Qiaoqiao agrees with: as a mature child, it is time for her to learn to make money and be independent!

Adults seem to have to do this. After work, they can’t take care of their family at any time, just like my brother will leave the house for a long time because of filming.

Thinking that Brother Xianyu, who loves to lie down the most, can work so hard for work, Qiao Qiao couldn’t help clenching her fists: She can do it too!

In order to make money, she can’t take her parents with her at any time, there is no way, she must adapt in advance.

“Thank you Huihui, I know what to do.” Qiao Qiao and Huihui shook hands, like an important meeting between the leaders of the two countries.

Huihui’s mother saw it, and after Qiao Qiao left, she asked Huihui what they were talking about.

Now she no longer dared to treat the things the two children were discussing as children playing a house. God knows if they will suddenly come up with a surprise (alias fright)!

Huihui said calmly, “Mom, it’s not a big deal. It’s just that Qiao Qiao is going to participate in the Mecha League.”

Huihui’s mother is about to become a Roaring Emperor: You don’t call this a big deal? What a big deal!

Huihui’s mother really wanted to take her daughter for a paternity test: Is this child really her own? Who did this calm gangster temperament learn from?

Huihui’s mother carried Huihui and planned to take her to Qiao Qiao’s house to explain to Qiao Qiao’s parents, so that Lin Zhi and Anna would not be kept in the dark.

“Oh, mother, calm down. If Qiaoqiao wants to go, my uncle and aunt will definitely agree to Qiaoqiao to participate in the competition, so don’t worry about it.”

That seems to make sense.

Huihui’s mother had already seen from Lin Zhi and Anna’s previous actions that they were generous, and it was not impossible to really allow Qiao Qiao to participate in the competition.

And if Qiaoqiao is really not suitable to participate in the league, the top officials of the federation will still make substitutions. She doesn’t seem to need to worry too much?

Wait, there are so many talents in the whole federation, why does she tacitly accept that if Qiao Qiao participates in the competition, she will definitely be selected?

Huihui’s mother fell silent.

“I’m going to bet on Jojo, she’ll be chosen so I can make a fortune! Hey, when I make money, I’ll move out from home and enjoy a free life!”

Huihui jumped to her hologram to support Qiaoqiao.

Huihui’s mother: …

This silly daughter is always thinking about earning enough money, being independent from home, and living an unruly life from now on.

However, Huihui’s mother would not tell her that before she was a minor, no matter how much money she made, she still had to accept the restraint of her guardian.

Alas, let this silly child have some expectations for life first, and she will wake up in the face of the real beatings later.

Huihui sneezed loudly, but at this time she still didn’t understand an important truth: this adult’s heart is dirty.

She happily gave all her pocket money to the [Get Rich] team to win, and bet that Jojo would be selected for the Star League.

Qiao Qiao thought she had thought carefully, so she found Lin Yifeng and said firmly, “Brother, I understand, I’m going to the league, my parents will leave it to you for the time being, don’t get old. mad at them.”

Lin Yifeng: …

Please don’t treat what Lin Zhi and Anna said to an old man who can’t take care of himself!

And every day he is pitiful, weak and helpless, how could he be angry with those two big men?

This matter is too big, Lin Yifeng can’t help Qiaoqiao decide by himself, so he slipped Qiaoqiao to find Anna and Lin Zhi, and dumped the blame as soon as possible: this is not what he pushed Qiaoqiao to compete.

At the beginning, the couple were very open-minded, “League? Jojo can go if she wants to.”

“But it may take several months from closed training to the end of the game.”

As soon as they heard this, Lin Zhi and Anna changed their expressions. It only took about half a month for Qiao Qiao to go to Capital Star, and they already miss Qiao Qiao very much. If they don’t see anyone for several months, then they may go to Qiao Qiao regardless of the ends of the earth.

Anna took Qiao Qiao’s soft little hand, “Qiao Qiao, you won’t be able to see your parents for so long. What should you do if your mother misses you?”

Jojo hugged Anna, “Mom, I’ll miss you and Dad. I’ll go home when I finish the game. Like my brother, I’m about to become an independent adult.”

Lin Zhi and Anna were reluctant to let go.

Although they all know that the little cubs are going to go out to experience, they themselves have not suffered less. But when it was Jojo’s turn, they thought, the sooner the experience comes, the better.

But now Qiaoqiao is taking the initiative to go to the experience, the cub will always become better and better, and she cannot be limited to their one-acre and three-point land.

“Okay, Jojo can go if you want! By the way, this league should be a national league, right? Can we sign up?”

Lin Yifeng: “…The competition is limited to under 30 years old, you are over the age.”

He felt that the empire’s wave was quite powerful, and even the age was restricted in the competition rules, so Lin Zhi and Anna were not allowed to participate in the competition, otherwise the two big men would go, and no one else would have anything to do.

The original intention of restricting the age of the competition is to allow the new generation of the two countries to gain experience, and to prevent Lu Yao, who has been famous for many years, from participating and disrupting the arena.

Looking at it now, it really makes sense.

Lin Zhilue pondered for a while and said, “I have an elixir here that can change a person’s bone age and deceive the test…”

Lin Yifeng: “…you pay attention to the influence a little, Qiaoqiao is still watching here.”

Is it really good to discuss the loopholes in the rules like no one else?

Lin Yifeng did not doubt Lin Zhi’s ability at all. Although the current detection technology is very advanced, if Lin Zhi really made up his mind to cheat, he would definitely succeed.

However, Lin Zhi still attaches great importance to the issue of family education. He glanced at the curious Qiao Qiao, but regretfully dismissed the idea of ​​playing with him the whole time, “Well, don’t go if you don’t go.”

Lin Yifeng glanced at Lin Zhi and Anna who were reluctant to part, and then glanced at Qiao Qiao. He gritted his teeth and said cruelly, “Qiao Qiao, is there any shortage of people in your team? I’m with you. Participate in the competition together, and when the league comes, I will also accompany you!”

Although his life principle is to lie down and win, but who made Qiaoqiao his sister?

Salted fish also occasionally flutter for the family.

There are too many uncertain events that may occur on the unknown planet, and it is more reassuring to have someone stay by Jojo’s side.

There are still two vacancies in the team, and no one is coming to form a team. Jojo cheered at once, “Okay! Come on brother!”

With my brother, it will be more reassuring.

The couple who couldn’t take advantage of the rules also had their own arrangements. Instead of embarrassing Lin Yifeng, they became embarrassing for Lu Yao, “Can we be judges?”

Lu Yao: If the couple doesn’t ask for anything, it’s not enough for him to mention it. What should I do? Wait online!

Even in a confrontation with the Imperial Legion and catching star thieves, he is not so embarrassed, but now, he feels that this is a problem that makes him bald.

He owed so many favors before, if he could not refuse them, Lu Yao didn’t want to refuse.

But the list of judges was negotiated with the empire, and even Lu Yao couldn’t just add anyone. Lin Zhi and Anna were very low-key again, and they were not considered for this kind of thing from the very beginning.

“Why do you want to be a judge?” Lu Yao asked in confusion.

From what he knew about them, they shouldn’t be very interested in these activities. So Lu Yao didn’t even think to invite them.

“Jojo is going to participate in the competition, we can’t participate, but we want to be closer to her.”

Lu Yao was shocked, “Qiao Qiao participated in the trials?”

If someone told him that a 7-year-old child was going to participate in the trials, Lu Yao would definitely let the other party worry less: Participating in the trials does not mean that he has been selected. Bar?

But the person who said this to him was Lin Zhi, and Lu Yao subconsciously felt that if the children in their family said they were selected, they were selected, and there was nothing wrong with them.

Lu Yao digested the news and said, “I may not be able to work on the list of judges, but in fact, if you want to be closer to Qiaoqiao, so that you can know the players’ dynamics at the first time, I can put you on the waiting list. , the players who are eliminated are those who are on standby to pick them up in time.”

In this interstellar league exploring unknown galaxies, the judges are not the closest to the contestants.

Lin Zhi and Anna immediately said, “Okay, then I’ll leave it to you, we’ll be on standby outside.”

They want to be judges, not for the reputation and status that being a judge represents, they just want to make sure they see Jojo as close as possible.

On the other side, after Qiaoqiao went online again, the handsome boy and handsome brother stood in front of her regularly, and said embarrassedly: “Boss, we didn’t know your identity before, so we formed a team with you. In fact, if you are willing to bring others, You can bring better teammates.”

“Yes, yes, we can feel the taste of lying down and winning. In fact, we are very happy. It doesn’t matter if you go to form a team with others, boss.”

Without knowing it, lying down will lie down.

But now that they know the identity of the boss, they are embarrassed to continue to drag the boss.

The two were still very self-aware, and they consciously left without waiting for Qiaoqiao to say anything.

Jojo looked at them puzzled and said, “Do you have a better team?”

“No…” In fact, they left Jojo, and they didn’t know where to go.

“Then why do you want to leave? There are still two people in our team. It’s enough. I think you guys are very good. You can learn a lot of things that I don’t know.” Qiaoqiao said sincerely.

This is not Jojo’s polite words. She praised everyone for being so sincere.

Because in her opinion, everyone has their own obvious advantages, and there is nothing wrong with praising their advantages!

The faces of the two brothers are turning red. It is really heart-wrenching that they, who have always been disliked by rookie chickens, can be recognized like this by a big guy! They can’t wait to get their heads down and try their best to score points to prove that the big guy is not wrong.

But they are all honest children. After a while, they began to face reality, “Cough, boss, you may not know, in fact, there are people of our level everywhere. And if you drag two, you will be behind. It’s getting less and less dominant in the game.”

Qiaoqiao has shown great strength, but there are also teams with powerful heads, and they haven’t met yet.

Now Qiao Qiao also has an advantage against the general team one-to-many, but the later the points are higher, the probability of them encountering those big teams is getting higher and higher.

Once Jojo gets entangled, they are likely to lose.

Although the league selection does not select all the championship teams, the jury will make a comprehensive consideration to select suitable talents, but winning or losing will greatly affect the performance and impression score.

The handsome boy and handsome brother have been led by Qiao Qiao to lie down for so many rounds. They must be on Qiao Qiao’s side. Of course, they hope that Qiao Qiao can be selected. They don’t want to drag Qiao Qiao’s hind legs.

Qiaoqiao said, “Don’t panic, now it’s not one dragging two, it’s two dragging two.”

A voice came from behind the two, “Yes, I’m here, the championship can only be our team’s.”

The two quickly looked back.

A colorful mecha stood behind them, posing in a handsome pose.

It took so long to go online because Lin Yifeng wanted to give his mecha a nice color.

“As a big star like me, you can lose the game, but you can’t lose the aesthetics. When my identity is revealed later, everyone will definitely pay attention to my mecha shape.” Lin Yifeng said eloquently.

Then, Lin Yifeng extended his hand to the two of them, “Thank you for taking care of my sister, my name is [Falling Money from the Sky].”

Very good, the name sounds like a family of [Get Rich].

It’s just that after the handsome boy and handsome brother finished introducing themselves, Lin Yifeng was not satisfied with their nicknames and whispered, “What, the most handsome in the team is here.”

The handsome guy and the handsome brother didn’t hear Lin Yifeng’s muttering clearly, and he didn’t know his nature.

But they felt that he should be in charge, so they asked, “Is it really okay to take us both?”

Lin Yifeng waved his hand and said, “It doesn’t matter, you just need to be obedient. In fact, it’s the same with anyone.”

They have already played several games with Qiao Qiao, eliminating the need for running-in time, at least their character is guaranteed, and they won’t make a fool of themselves.

Just like knowing that they hugged the big guy’s thigh, some people may secretly rejoice and continue to hug. But the two would take the initiative to think about Qiaoqiao, which is a rare character.

Although the ability is not top-notch, but at least honest and obedient, this is enough.

The two were silently grateful in their hearts.

They suddenly understood the difference between ordinary bosses and super bosses.

Ordinary boss: Don’t hold back.

Super boss: I don’t care who you are, I’ll take you all the way.

Jojo and the others were about to start playing games, and at this moment, a group of people came towards them.

“Boss, do you still remember me? Last time you said you wanted to join our team, sorry, I didn’t know Taishan at that time! Our team is still short of one mecha soldier, come to our team!”

“Boss, your team configuration is very disadvantageous, come to our team!”

“Big brother, these brothers should have lied to you, right? Don’t be fooled by them, they are not masters at all.”

“Bring a new mecha soldier? That’s not enough, boss, our team is all knowledgeable, and it’s more reassuring.”

As the [Get Rich Overnight] team came into the public eye, those who had rejected Jojo before suddenly recognized this mecha. Qiaoqiao’s mecha is her own personal customization, the shape is relatively unique, and there is no copying on the entire network.

Only then did they realize how much of a pie they had missed.

Of course, there were also people who recognized the handsome brother and handsome brother, “…why is everyone saying that these two are big guys? I know them, but they are not big guys at all. One team, that would drag down the team configuration.”

“That’s right, these two were rejected by my team, damn, what kind of **** luck did they have, why did they suddenly get fancy by the boss?”

After realizing that Qiao Qiao is a big boss and her team configuration is not good, some people are excited, thinking of recruiting Qiao Qiao.

So, after someone saw them on the side of the arena, they rushed over.

The handsome boy and the handsome brother were said to be flushed.

Lin Yifeng protects his shortcomings. Although he is not familiar with handsome boys and handsome brothers, since he belongs to a small team, is it their turn to be outsiders?

Not to mention that when these people attacked the brothers, they brought him the “new man” mecha soldier by the way.

Lin Yifeng blocked the others behind him, swung the energy knife forward, and said, “They are not capable, at least they have an advantage, they are lucky, so they are attracted by us. You are not willing to give yourself more food. Accumulate some virtue, that’s why I don’t team up with you.”

Lin Yifeng’s arrogance caught everyone’s faces, and he said a little embarrassedly, “Who are you? I haven’t seen you before, don’t think that you can be so arrogant when you hug your thighs.”

Lin Yifeng chuckled, “Master is the one who led the Federation to win the league championship, understand?”

The others were silent and burst into laughter, “Just you? If you can do it, call your father on the live broadcast!”

“Brothers, this [Get Rich Overnight] one-for-three, have you challenged their team to score points? Hurry up!”

“Too arrogant, teach him how to be a man!”

Lin Yifeng smiled, “It seems that your live broadcast is set to be called Dad, but unfortunately, I don’t want an unfilial son like you.”

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