Mysterious World, I Have Special Understanding - Chapter 271
Chapter 271 This old man is immoral
Seeing the baby’s face, let alone Ji Que and Ning Hongyu, even Chen Laoshi was startled.
This gigantic baby looks really weird. The skin looks white and tender at first glance, but when you look closely, it gives off an old-fashioned feeling.
Yes, mainly because of his facial expressions, as if he had experienced countless human sufferings in the womb.
His eyes were blood-colored, as if bleeding, and after his limbs fell to the ground, the flowers of the past bloomed like sparks.
Most importantly, this baby is like him.
Seeing Ji Que and Ning Hongyu looking at him warily, Chen Laoshi couldn’t help explaining with his lips: “The mother’s father just got a good position, and I just happened to be able to see them give birth. Who knows that he will be like me?”
“I really didn’t do anything!”
In that vortex, he only saw that woman in red with a big belly suddenly looked at him. Who would have thought that such a fat baby would be born.
It took a very short time for the long-necked woman to go up to the baby’s landing, and Chen Laoshi didn’t even take a few breaths before it was over.
It’s impossible to make a fat doll with a snap of the fingers, even if it’s a master who moved the mountains, it’s impossible to make a doll in such a short time.
And through the divinity shown by the long-necked woman, could it be a **** who did such a thing?
The surrounding atmosphere is very strange. There may really be a **** living here, and this **** may be quite evil.
Ji Que and Ning Hongyu had already retreated to the back, hiding in the grass.
If they don’t sing, they will die, and if they sing, they will die.
Well, even if the opponent is not human.
At this time, the baby has learned to walk, and where it steps, the flowers of the past life will burn and turn into ashes.
It walked faster and faster, and its neck became longer. In the eyes of Ji Que and others, it looked like a god, and it was full of evil.
Chen Laoshi continued to squat in the narrow gap, watching the changes.
He is the strongest combat force here, so he needs to calm down a bit.
As the baby walked away, the surroundings returned to silence, Chen Laoshi twisted his neck.
But in the next moment, he realized that he was careless. In this world, even twisting his neck might be wrong.
Because the weird baby who had gone away appeared in sight again, and it was running.
In a blink of an eye, the fat body of the baby was nearby.
Really, it’s hard to describe what this baby is like, because he’s basically out of the baby category.
First of all, he is very big. He was taller than Chen Laoshi and stronger than Hu Laoshi when he was born. Coupled with that old-fashioned tender face, he looks really scary.
The next moment, he realized that the baby had found him.
It stands to reason that Ji Que and Ning Hongyu will fight at this time. After all, he is the strongest and should be the second player.
There is no reason for the trump card to lead the battle.
As a result, neither Ning Hongyu nor Ji Que responded. Obviously, because of the baby’s appearance, they didn’t trust him very much.
His grandma’s!
The baby kept bending over and sniffing furiously, and his temper became irritable.
While he was walking, he let out a heart-piercing “Wow” cry, which made people’s hearts tighten.
Even though the opponent was very close to him, and that guy even went to look at the crack of the stone several times, Chen Laoshi still held his breath and did not move.
He really just wants to play second hand.
The baby turned around for a while, and suddenly came to the top of the stone crevice.
Chen Laoshi raised his head, and then a shower of rain fell.
With a wave of his hand, the water was ejected aside by the true energy.
He still stood there, looking neither sad nor happy, but in fact, anger was already surging in his eyes.
This little **** **** on my head!
But Chen Laoshi is still waiting. When Ji Que and Ning Hongyu make their move, he should face a more powerful enemy.
But at this moment, there was a sudden thumping sound from above.
With this voice, Chen Laoshi’s expression changed.
The other party not only peed on his head, but also shit?
Uncle can bear it, aunt can’t bear it!
At this moment, Chen Laoshi looked up at the two big snow-white buttocks, his eyes burning with anger.
A newborn baby is so bad, and still looks like Lao Tzu, is it really easy to bully an honest person?
The next moment, Chen Laoshi’s eyes were fierce, and the flying sword in his sleeve was ready to go.
The weird baby shrugged and pulled his head, crying for a while, laughing for a while, moody.
Its belly was rumbling, as if something was brewing.
At the moment when his face was flushed and almost brewing, his body suddenly tightened, and his flushed cheeks involuntarily became even redder, as if he was about to explode.
“Wow!”
After a loud cry, the baby flew and fell to the ground.
On his huge white buttocks, a dark black flying sword was piercing a key part, causing broken damage.
The baby rolled on the spot, and with a slap, Chen Laoshi’s flying sword was sent flying like a falling leaf.
Immediately afterwards, I saw the baby let out a shrill roar, and after a burst of sound that seemed to pierce the eardrum, he flew towards him.
Its white and tender arms grasped the rock next to it, and when it pulled, the rock nearly three feet high was pulled up from the ground.
For a moment, the rocks turned upside down, and the soil rolled like waves. Chen Laoshi appeared in the baby’s sight riding on the waves.
The baby was as big as an adult cow, but it was surprisingly fast. After seeing Chen Laoshi appearing, it let out a burst of “Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie” laughter and rushed over.
It didn’t seem to have any fighting skills, it just waved a small fist the size of a casserole casually, and smashed it at Chen Laoshi’s chest, like a baby acting like a baby.
Baby acting like a baby is cute, but this good guy in front of him is terrible.
The fist came very fast, and Chen Laoshi shouted—”My lord’s chest muscles are so big!”.
As soon as he finished speaking, the shriveled pectoral muscles with the largest A cup size swelled up like an inflated sheepskin raft, tore through his clothes, and pointed directly at the G scale.
With a bang, the casserole-sized fist hit the watermelon-sized chest muscles, making a dull sound.
Chen Laoshi’s eyes were cold, even though his body flew upside down, his bulging chest muscles shriveled at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there was a sound of air leaking.
The baby let out a burst of joyful laughter, a cruel smile soon appeared on a tender face that looked rather vicissitudes of life, and rushed forward again.
The past life flowers under the feet were crushed and turned into burning sparks. For a moment, it gave people a feeling of rushing on the ancient battlefield of gods and demons.
Chen Laoshi’s face was calm, and suddenly he “pointed at the deer as a horse” and shouted at the baby’s crotch: “Your bird is hanging on your ankle!”
As a result, the baby’s lower body stretched rapidly, entangled its ankles, and its forward body instantly turned into a dog-eating feces slump.
Almost at the same time, Chen Laoshi jumped up from the air, and at the same time, there was also the flying sword that was shot flying before.
The moment the flying sword started, his eyes suddenly became extremely fierce, and he used a sword technique that fell from the sky.
The turquoise qi overflowed along the edge of the sword and turned into flowing runes. At this moment, Chen Laoshi already had the taste of the unity of man and sword.
As soon as the baby untied his little bird from his ankle, he saw a sword light coming.
It had no time to dodge, so it could only forcefully move its body to the side.
The next moment, a scream of utter misery resounded suddenly.
Chen Laoshi’s flying sword, which was supposed to penetrate the opponent’s head, pierced the right chest.
Fiery blood was beating and gushing out, the baby was in pain, and slapped Chen Laoshi in anger.
“My chest muscles are so big!”
Almost at the same time, Chen Laoshi’s withered chest muscles swelled up again.
With a bang, he received a slap, his chest muscles shattered and air leaked again, and his body flew out like a kite in a strong wind, but he kept holding the flying sword so that a big **** was cut on the baby’s chest. Screaming again and again.
With a bang, Chen Laoshi hit the ground heavily, his face was covered in blood, there was the baby’s and his own.
He rubbed his flattened chest, lifted his crotch smoothly, and appeased the small price that Zhilu paid for the horse.
The baby was rolling on the ground in pain, with hot red pimples all over his body.
Immediately afterwards, he raised his head, with pimples rolling across his face, looking extremely hideous.
Seeing this, Chen Laoshi hooked his index finger and shouted, “Come here!”
The baby had already become extremely violent. Who would have thought that after being yelled at like this, it would be a little afraid to move forward.
In the eyes of Ning Hongyu and Ji Que who were not far away, this was simply a confrontation between two old Chens.
But one of them, Chen Laoshi, has the body of a baby, but is as big as a green bull.
Ning Hongyu and Ji Que couldn’t help but communicate.
“This venerable seems to be fine.”
“Could it be a bitter trick.”
“Look again.”
“He used to be the second player, but now we are here.”
In just a few seconds, the baby was beaten up by Chen Laoshi and fled in all directions.
At this moment, the baby finally couldn’t bear it anymore, his legs suddenly exerted force, he turned his head, and hit him like a shell.
Chen Laoshi let out a loud roar, and made a style of bull horns, threatening to resist with strength.
As a result, when the fist hit, his legs slid out in a moonwalk.
There was only a click, and the baby’s body fell down, creating a stone pit, and then suddenly stood there aggrieved, with tears in its eyes.
Its arm was pierced by the elongated flying sword.
Yes, Chen Laoshi had already slipped out, but his sword did not.
Immediately afterwards, there was a heart-piercing scream, and the baby rolled on the ground again in pain.
At this time, in the darkness behind, a woman’s voice sounded—”This old man is immoral.”.
The next moment, Chen Laoshi stretched out his hands and turned his body towards the sky. The flying sword pierced into the baby’s arm buzzed.
The moment the sword blew, there was the sound of bones trembling.
This is Chen Laoshi’s natal skill – Jian Zhen!
The vibration of the sword body is enough to break gold and crack stones, especially for bones.
Clap clap!
With the sound of bone shattering, a piece of bone pierced the baby’s skin and popped out, extremely white.
This vibration is still continuing, spreading to the whole body.
The baby struggled to jump over, but in an instant the leg bones began to collapse, and he fell to the ground all at once.
It can be seen that as long as there is enough time, the baby’s bones will be shattered and turned into a puddle of meat.
If it was hit, wouldn’t **** be thrown out?
At this moment, Chen Laoshi’s ears suddenly moved, and he made a horizontal hand.
A piano sound suddenly sounded, and the air in front of him exploded into pieces in an instant, and his body was immediately blown out.
With a bang, after landing, Chen Laoshi’s body was still rolling violently, and he didn’t stop until his head hit a rock.
Chen Laoshi lay there, shouted “I’m good!”, and stood up again like a steel warrior.
He spit out a mouthful of blood foam and cursed: “Fuck you, don’t dare to single out.”
Until this moment, Ji Que and Ning Hongyu could see clearly that at some point, the two masked figures from before were sitting on the hillside, with a long piano on their legs.
The pitch-black long piano, with distorted black air emitting from it.
The life-threatening piano sound just now was naturally made by them.
Seeing this, the baby knew that a helper was coming, so he rushed over dragging his crippled body like a villain.
It opened its mouth, and a few sharp deciduous teeth protruded from it. It seemed that it wanted to bite Chen Laoshi directly to death.
Almost at the same time, the melodious piano sounded again.
Chen Laoshi’s eyelids twitched, and suddenly jumped to the side.
In the next moment, two clear deep marks appeared on the ground where he was standing just now, as if cut by an invisible blade.
At this time, the baby’s big mouth suddenly stretched out.
As a result, before its mouth was bitten off, its entire head was shrouded in shadow.
That was a fist that swelled like a giant hammer, and it came with a howling wind!
“Fuck you!”
Chen Laoshi turned his right hand, and the fist hit the baby’s big face.
The baby’s face was violently rippling, its teeth were broken, and with a bang, even its head was split open, splashing out countless blue or purple juices.
With this punch, the baby’s body flew out, and the eyes had gradually lost their luster, as if they were dying.
But at this moment, the air in front of Chen Laoshi exploded again, more vigorously and quickly than last time.
He had just punched with all his strength, and it was already very difficult to change his body shape, so he could only choose a nest of his body and take the blow hard.
“Hahaha”
A burst of wild laughter suddenly sounded, and Chen Laoshi, who was originally unable to move, moved a foot.
The sound of clothes and flesh being torn, Ji Que took this half-stroke, his body slipped, and in an instant he lay down and ran with Chen Laoshi in his arms.
For a while, the sound of the piano sounded again in a hurry, like big beads and small beads falling on a jade plate.
Ji Que hugged Chen Laoshi and used his Fengshen legs and land swimming. The nearby flowers of past life were broken one after another, but he still couldn’t catch up with him.
Chen Laoshi was held by Ji Que like this, and he was a little lost for a while.
This kid lying down is faster than I can run seriously?
He reckoned that he might have to use a finger deer to fight for the horse’s blood, and it would take two legs to reach this speed.
At this time, the originally smooth sound of the piano suddenly stagnated, due to the proximity of the two masked figures, Ning Hongyu had already revealed his figure, and the red knife in his hand slashed out like a scarlet full moon
(end of this chapter)