Naruto In Marvel Universe - Volume 1 Chapter 6 You've Been Thunderstruck

 

Location: Dmitrov, Moscow Oblast, Russia

Date: June 4th, 2011

-x-

“Are you sure this is where she’s at?” Natasha asked, “You said her ability was teleportation, so she could literally be anywhere at any time.” Natasha was wearing a cotton padded long coat, with the fur lined hood raised up over her head to protect her from the cold weather. While it was usually in the upper 50’s in this village at the time, the weather today was at a chilly 30 degrees. The town they were in was very small, with probably only 800 people living in it at the moment. While the weather was cold, there was no wind or snow, and the shine had begun to dip into the horizon.

Naruto was wearing a simple blue coat with a black hoodie underneath. Over his head was a brown stocking cap, keeping his blonde hair from view. The only major change in his appearance was that Naruto had begun to grow a beard, the facial hair having filled out completely but wasn’t very thick yet. The two were walking down one of the town’s streets, making a slow pace past the neighborhood houses. From what they could see, there wasn’t really anything important going on in the town, with the only major buildings being the hotel and apartment buildings, and the large cathedral in the center of the town.

Naruto sighed, his hot breath visible in the cold air, “After my clones found out she mainly travels around Russia, I’ve had hundreds of clones scouring the country to pinpoint where she goes most often. After a couple months, I can officially say that Dmitrov is her go to place to stay.” Looking down at Natasha, Naruto smiled at the woman that had her head resting on his shoulder with her arm wrapped around his own, “So, how does it feel to be back in your home country?”

He could feel Natasha shrug her shoulders, “I’ve had several missions in Russia since my desertion. In fact, I might have a long term mission in Moscow coming up soon.”

“How long is long term?” Naruto asked.

“A couple months, six at most.” Natasha said, “If it happens, it won’t happen till the end of the year.”

Naruto smirked, “Well, we’ll just have to make the most of our time together till then.”

“It’s only for a few months, not like we won’t see each other ever again.” Natasha said with a smirk, “But I don’t mind a little bit of ‘making the most of our time together,’ if you’re catching my drift.” She hinted.

Naruto’s smile stretched as far as it could, “Yeah, I get what you’r-”

“S.e.x.” Natasha interrupted, speaking in Russian as she did, “I was talking about us having s.e.x.” She clarified needlessly. Her smile was a strange combination of mocking and seductive.

Naruto looked around them, seeing that the few people walking the sidewalk were looking at them after Natasha’s rather loud comment, “God dammit.” He laughed out, “You just can’t help yourself can you? You have to embarrass me wherever we go don’t you?” His face rather flushed as an older looking couple looked at them, judgement in their eyes. The couple shook their heads before continuing their slow walk.

He felt her shrug again, “Whatever, you love it.”

“I’m so gonna get you back.” Naruto said with a smirk, “Ialwaysget you back.”

The couple finally left the neighborhood, walking into what looked to be the town’s business area. From a small grocery store, to a cheap looking clothing store, to several quant little restaurants littered around the area.

“So, where are we going exactly?” Natasha asked, confused with their random walk in some random direction, “I figured you’d be biting at the bit to find that woman.”

It was Naruto’s turn to shrug, “The woman is going by Illyana Rasputin, she lives in one of the cheaper apartment complexes in town. She’s does a magic act to make enough money to scr.a.p.e by.”

“Let me guess, it’s a disappearing act.”

“Probably.”

-x-

Naruto and Natasha were sitting across from each other in a restaurant called Pelmesto. It was a nice place, with dark brown and tan checkered tiles, several small tables littered the dining area, half holding four chairs, half holding two, with a nice mellow lighting. Across the dining area was a simple bar area. It was rather small in size, only able to hold four people at a time. Having just gotten their food, the two began to dig into the Afghani cuisine.

“So, I don’t think I’ve ever asked you about what your home is like.” Natasha said as she took a sip of her pinot noir.

Naruto finished a mouthful of qabuli palaw before he said, “Well, I guess I don’t really talk about it all that much.” He said after some thought, “Well, my home village was about twice the size of this town. Its weather was pretty similar to somewhere in Mid-Western United States, with really nice spring and summer seasons, and pretty cold winters. The forest surrounding the village was green, full, and beautiful, each tree full grown and aged. The village itself was destroyed a month before I came here, so it was still under reconstruction during the war.Butwhen it was still standing, it was really awesome. I guess it kinda looks like a village in Japan, only more colorfulI guess.” His face then lit up, “But my favorite part about the village was the Hokage Monument. It’s pretty much my world’s version of Mount Rushmore, with the face of each of my village’s Hokages sculpted into the mountain side looking over the village.”

“It sounds beautiful.” Natasha said, trying to picture the village he described, “I wish I could see it all someday.

Naruto smiled fondly, “Yeah, when I was a kid I’d look up at it if I was having a bad day, which was pretty often back then. My favorite one to look at though was the face of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze. Every time I looked at him, I’d always feel a little bit better. I guess it’s kinda poetic cause I’d later find out he was my father.”

“Wait.” Natasha interrupted, “You didn’t know who your father was? Your family didn’t tell you?”

The blonde’s smile fell, “I didn’t have a family. My mom and dad died when I was a baby, and their parents died when they were young, so I was alone for most of my life.” Naruto smiled again, “But, the Hokage when I was a kid always looked after me. He was a good man. An old pervert, but a good man.”

“What happened to him?” Natasha asked, hearing the way he referred to him in past tense.

“He died.”

“Oh.” She said awkwardly, “I’m sorry.”

Naruto shrugged, “He was killed when I was 13, so I’ve had plenty of time to get over it. He was like everyone’s grandpa in the village, so everyone kinda helped each other handle his passing. I was lucky I had my team and my teachers to help me.”

Natasha couldn’t help but notice that he made no mention of having friends, “Well I’m glad you had people there for you growing up. It can be tough growing up alone.” Swirling her wine glass slowly, Natasha looked into the spinning liquid as she said, “I was separated from my parents when I was young, and the place I was trained didn’t allow you to make any kind of connections with anyone else there. I guess it was to keep us from connecting with people who would probably die in the line of work they were training us for.”

Naruto nodded, “I know the feeling.”

“Why weren’t you told who your father was though?” Natasha asked, “He sounds like an important person if his face was on a mountain.”

“I wasn’t ever told why, but I assume it was because he killed a lot of people in the war he fought in. Likea lotof people. Enough that the old man Hokage didn’t want anyone to know he had a kid in case people wanted some post-mortem revenge.” Naruto guessed.

Hearing Naruto mention that his dad fought in a war, Natasha remembered that he said that his village had been destroyedbeforea war, “So there was a war going on when you got sent here?”

Naruto nodded slowly, “Yeah, the Fourth Great Shinobi War. It was started by the same group responsible for destroying my village, led by a man named Obito Uchiha.”

“Why did they want to start a war?” Natasha asked.

“Okay, well first of all, I’ve told you about Genjutsu right?” Seeing Natasha nod, he continued, “Well their plan was to revive an ancient primordial being called the Ten-Tails so that they could use its vast chakra to use a powerful Genjutsu that would reflect off the full moon so that the illusion would cover the entire world, putting everyone in a trance that would make it seem like they were in their perfect world. It later turned out that Obito was the protg of one of the most powerful Shinobi in the entire history of my planet, a man named Madara Uchiha. Madara was then revived, with the two teaming up to complete the revival of said Ten-Tails, with Obito becoming the creatures host.” Taking a breath, Naruto remembered how powerful Obito had been before getting back to the story, “Eventually, my former teammate Sasuke and I defeated him, with one of Obito’s subordinates, a creature called Zetsu, betraying him and forcing him to give up the power of the Ten-Tails to Madara. Madara proved to be too strong for us to defeat, even after getting a power boost from the spirit of the Sage of Six Paths, our version of Jesus I guess, and managed to activate the Genjutsu, ensnaring everyone on the planet except for me and my team. Madara was then betrayed by Zetsu, who took over Madara’s body and converted him into the Mother of All Chakra, along with being the Sage and Zetsu’s mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki, by using the chakra of all those trapped in the Genjutsu. Sasuke and I then tried to fight Kaguya, with the woman nearly killing me. I would’ve died had Sasuke not used a new technique of his to transport me away from the attack, only for it to take me here by accident.” Naruto took a deep breath after the long explanation, “And, three years later, here we are.”

“Wow.” Natasha said in bewilderment, “That soundsintense.”

Naruto laughed, “You think I’m crazy don’t you?” Seeing Natasha giving him a mocking grimace he said, “Well, after saying it out loud, I can see how you would think I’m crazy.”

“Well still, war is war. I’m sorry you had to deal with that so young. I guess I just had to be there for the last part.”

As Naruto was about to respond, a woman walking into the restaurant caught his attention. The woman was about his age, with a long fur coat, and a stereotypical Russian winter cap. Her creamy blonde hair was styled in a hime cut, similar to Hinata’s from back home, and reached down to her mid-back with the bangs just above her eyes. Her piercing blue eyes met his for a moment before she turned to sit down at the bar.

“-Naruto?” Natasha asked, seeing his attention was behind her she turned to see a woman sitting at the bar, “Who’s that, do you know her?”

“You could say that.” Naruto said, “That’s her.”

“Who?”

“The woman I’m looking for. Magik.” Naruto answered, “Cover me.” He said before getting up as cool as he could.

Making his way over to the woman’s position, Naruto stopped at the bar resting his arms against it standing several feet away her. Making sure not to make eye contact, Naruto waited for the bartender to come get his drink order.

“Can I help you, sir?” The man drawled in Russian.

“What kind of whiskey do you carry?” Naruto asked, using his learned Russian dialect.

The bartender nodded, “Yes sir, we carry Altai Whiskey.”

“Sounds good.”

The bartender nodded before reaching down to the bottle under the bar while also bringing out an average sized whiskey glass. Dropping a handful of ice cubes in, he then began pouring the drink into the glass, and then handed the drink to Naruto, “Here you are sir.”

“Thank you.” Naruto said. Gripping the whiskey in his hand, Naruto brought it to his lips and took a good sized sip, swallowing the bitter drink and savoring the burning sensation he felt as the drink make its way down his body. Lowering the drink, Naruto gathered his thoughts as he gave a quick glance towards the woman seated next to him.

The woman took a sip of her vodka tonic before saying, “I doubt your girlfriend would appreciate you eyeing another girl as you drink at a barduringyour date.”

Naruto shrugged, “She went to the bathroom, I figured I’d get a drink.” Turning towards her he said, “And sorry if I was staring, but I swear I recognize you from somewhere.” He said with a friendly smile

“Oh really.” She said, turning towards Naruto herself, “And what exactly do you recognize me from?”

Taking another sip of his whiskey, Naruto swallowed it, “You’re a magician right? I think I saw a poster of you somewhere advertising your act.”

The woman nodded, “You’re right, have you everseenmy act?”

“No, but I heard about it. A disappearing act right?”

She smiled, “Well, my next show is this weekend, you should go. Might make a good date for you and your girlfriend.” She said, nodding towards Natasha who was walking from the women’s bathroom.

“Maybe, what’s your stage name?” Naruto asked as he finished the last of his drink.

“I don’t have one. My name is Illyana Rasputin.” Reaching her hand out, she gestured for a handshake, “Nice to meet you.”

Grabbing her hand, he gave a quick shake, “Naruto.” Letting go of her hand he said, “But, that’s not what I heard.”

Raising an eyebrow, Illyana asked, “Oh?”

“I heard you went by a stage name. Something like Magic or something.” He said, his eyes narrowed, “Wit think.”

Illyana narrowed her eyes dangerously, “And where did you hear that?”

“A friend of ours.” Natasha said, having made her way stealthily behind Illyana. Her hand was resting on the handle to the gun holstered at her side.

Illyana didn’t take her eyes off of Naruto, not really seeming to care that Natasha was standing behind her with a gun in her hand. Her eyes narrowed further, “And what else has this friend told you?”

Naruto got up from his leaning position, before making his way over towards the blonde haired woman, “That you’re an Inhuman. With the ability to teleport.” He finished as he took the seat next to Illyana, “We’re not here to fight, only talk.”

Illyana’s face relaxed, looking at Naruto with slight scrutiny until she turned back towards the bar as she grabbed her glass. Swinging her head back, she drank the rest of her vodka tonic. After a quick cringe, Illyana took a moment to gather herself. Then without warning she swung her hand towards Naruto’s face, empty glass still in hand. Naruto didn’t blink, catching her wrist just as the glass was about to make contact with his temple.

Natasha quickly withdrew her gun, a 9mm Glock, and pointed it at the back of Illyana’s head, drawing back the hammer with an audible click, “Don’t do that.” She said, each word coming out aggressively.

No one was allowed to say anything else, as white circular energy disk appeared bellow the three of them, causing all of them to fall into it. The three were forced into a free fall, with Naruto surprised to find that they were several hundred feet above the ground, with a vast field of desert dunes making its way towards them at rapid speed. The three became separated in their fall to their deaths, with Natasha looking at Naruto with shock and fear in her eyes as her arms and legs began to flail wildly. Looking at Illyana, Naruto saw that she didn’t seem to mind their freefall, instead simply pointing her hand bellow her to open up another portal.

“No!” Naruto shouted, the wind blowing past his body nearly muting his voice as he watched Illyana fall into the portal. At the last second, the woman looked Naruto in the eye as she gave a mocking salute, just as her head passed through, her presence disappearing completely.

“Naruto!” Natasha shouted, reaching her hands out in desperation towards Naruto. Naruto shifted his body into a straight line, diving towards Natasha before hugging her tightly.

“I’ve got you Natasha. I’ve got you.” He said into her ear. He felt Natasha grab ahold of him even tighter, hugging him with all her might, “I’ve got you.”

“What the f.u.c.k happened brat?!”Kurama shouted in his head,”I fall asleep for a couple days and I wake up to this!”

“Just get out here dammit!” Naruto shouted out loud. A second later, Naruto and Natasha found themselves in the head of the Kurama avatar. The next thing the two knew, they hit the side of a sand dune with enough force to flatten it completely, sending up a massive cloud of sand into the air.

“You’re welcome brat.”Kurama grumbled. With a flicker, the chakra avatar surrounding Naruto and Natasha disappeared, causing the two to fall to the ground with a thump,”What the f.u.c.k happened?”

“I ran into a teleporter. She sent us here.” Naruto thought. Looking around, all he could see was what looked like an endless desert, “Where the f.u.c.k are we?” He asked out loud. Hearing no response from Natasha he looked down to see that she was still sitting on the desert floor, “Natasha, you okay?” He asked in worry.

Natasha nodded, “YeahI’m fine.” Getting up slowly she said, “Just give me a second.”

Helping her up he said, “Okay, well do you have any idea where we are?”

Looking around, Natasha used her hand to shield her eyes. Eyes squinted she said, “No, I can’t see any landmarks or cities or villages.”

“Well shi-” He was interrupted however by the sound of a phone ringing. Digging into his pocket, he pulled out his phone. Looking down at the screen he saw that it was a blocked number, “How the hell am I getting any service out here?” Pressing the answer button he brought the phone to his ear, “Hello?”

“Why is it that the trackers in Natasha and your phones say that you two are in the Sahara Desert?” Fury said over the phone, “One second you’re in Dmitrov, Russia, the next you’re in the Nile Valley.”

“We’re in the freaking Sahara?!” He demanded, “She sent us to the f.u.c.k.i.n.g Sahara!” He angrily clarified to Natasha. He frustratedly rubbed the side of his face before taking a calming breath. After a moment of clear thought, he said, “Why the hell are you tracking us Fury?”

“Who sent you to the Sahara?” Fury asked.

Naruto almost threw his phone, “Don’t dodge the question Nick, seriously why are you tracking us?”

“I was planning on picking you up in Dmitrov. I have a problem I need your help on.”

It took all of his will power not to yell in frustration, “The first time I talk to you in months, and it’s for a f.u.c.k.i.n.g favor. Classic Nick Fury. F.u.c.k.i.n.g classic.”

“This isn’t just any kind of favor. Both Agent Coulson and Barton may be in danger due the appearance of a man we believe is not of this world. Similar to you in fact.” Fury said, “The being is currently in our custody, but that may not last much longer. We need you in case things go south.”

“If you’ve already got him in your custody, you should be able to take care of him again. I’m not your errand boy Nick.” Seeing Natasha give him a stern look her waved her off nonchalantly.

“Do you remember why Agent Coulson and Barton were on that mission to begin with?” Fury asked, his voice strained with annoyance.

Naruto sighed, “Yeah, something about a hammer that no one could pick up.”

“Right.” Fury said, “Well we have reason to believe that this hammer belongs to the man in our current care. The man broke into our New Mexico research facility, taking out any agent that crossed his path, and then tried to pull the hammer out of the ground, acting as if he found something he’d lost.”

“So, did he pull the hammer out?” Naruto asked.

“No.” Fury answered, “But we believe that this hammer is the source to his power.”

“Why do you think that?”

“Because his energy reading matches the hammer’s. Only his is nearly nonexistent while the hammer is teeming with it. According to our research and the research of anoutside group, we have reason to believe that two portals ripped through to our dimension. One for the hammer. The other for him.”

“So you want me to be there in case he somehow gets ahold of the hammer and proves to be a hostile.” Naruto clarified. Sighing, he said, “Fine, but I get to ask him some questions.”

“Deal. We’re on our way.”

-x-

Location: Puente Antiguo, New Mexico

-x-

“Soyou and Natasha huh?”

“Yep.” Naruto said, arms crossed as he stood in front of a computer screen, watching Phil interrogate the man that tried to the take the hammer that was currently in SHIELD’s custody. The man a very thick, muscular dude, his veins bulging along his arms and neck even as he sat their lackadaisically in his chair. The man had blonde hair similar to his own that reached down to his neck, along with a full but short beard. His blue t-shirt and black pants were both plastered in dry mud, due to his brawl with one SHIELD’s security agents.

“Totally saw that coming.” Said the man next to him. The man looked to be in his mid-thirties and had short length brunette hair that was spiked at the front. His physically fit body was hidden by his combat jacket and pants.

Naruto smirked, “Sure you did Clint, I’m sure your eagle vision picked it up right away.”

“So, do you think this guy is as big a deal as they’re making him.” Clint asked, eyeing the screen as Phil began to ask where he got his training.

“I saw the security footage, and he’s good. He’s slow. Like, way slow compared to a lot of the people back home. But, he’s strong. Like juggernaut strong. He took out several of these guys with a single punch. But no, I don’t see the big deal.” Naruto answered. Seeing Phil walk out of the room, he walked towards him. Ignoring the fact that he was on the phone he said, “I’m gonna take a crack at him.”

Phil hung up the phone, putting it back in his pocket, “Director Fury informed me that you wished to speak with him. You have five minutes.”

“What if I need six?” Naruto asked.

“You have four.”

“Seven.” Naruto haggled.

“Two. And that’s final.” Phil said back, “Actually make it one and a half.”

“Five it is.” The blonde concluded.

“Sounds good, now if you’ll excuse me, I need to call Director Fury.” Phil said as he walked down the hall into another room.

Stepping in front of the room, Naruto waited for the security to open the door. Stepping forward, Naruto was about to speak only to stop when the man spoke.

“Goodbye.”

Looking at the blonde giant in confusion he said, “Not even gonna let me get a word in? Pretty rude man.” As the man looked up at him, Naruto said, “You know, you’ve made quite the commotion around here. Enough that they had to call me in.”

“And who are you exactly?” The man said in a baritone British accent, “You have the stance of a warrior.”

“So do you.” Naruto said, “You also have the appearance of a man who had more power than he does now.” He smirked as he continued, “Muchmore power.”

The man looked at him in confusion, “How do you know-”

“Trust me. I’ve seen it before.” Naruto walked forward so he was right in front of the man, “The name’s Naruto, what’s yours?”

“” The man was silent for a moment, “Why are you here? The other one wanted to know how I could defeat his soldiers with such ease. What is it you want mortal?”

Naruto chuckled, “Mortal huh.” Rubbing his chin in thought he said, “You and I are very similar, you know that?”

“I doubt that puny man.”

“You’re stuck here on this planet, aren’t you? And that hammer is a way back home, or something like that.” Folding his arms across his chest he finished, “I’m I hitting the nail on the head.”

“Hitting the nail on the head? What is this?” the man asked, “And how do you know all of these things about me? Are you of Asgard?!”

“Asgard?” Naruto questioned, “Is that the name of your planet? At least you know yours. As for the whole hitting the nail on the head, it’s a saying on this planet. Do you have sayings on your planet? Anyway, as for me knowing about you not being from this planet, let’s just say I’m pretty qualified on the subject.”

The man’s confusion only increased, “Are you not of this realm as well? Which realm are you from? Nidavellir? Alfheim? How did you get to Midgard, is there any way you can get me to Asgard?!” He asked in near desperation.

“I don’t know what any of those things are.” Naruto said, “There are other realms? Do you know about a place called the Elemental Nations?” His voice was beginning to sound desperate as well.

Thor shook his head, “Nigh, I have never heard of this place you speak of. And I have visited all nine of the realms.” He then said, “You’re home must note be connected to the Nine Realms.”

“Is that strange?” Naruto asked.

The man shrugged, “I cannot say. I know that there are some realms not connected to Asgard, but I know not what they are.”

“Well, thanks for the info. I hope you make it back to your homewhatever your name is.” The blonde Shinobi said as he made his way towards the exit.

“Thor.”

Stopping, Naruto turned to make eye contact with the now named Thor, “Thor? Is that your name?” When the giant blonde nodded, the smaller one said, “Well, I know what it’s like to be away from your home. So, I hope you get there as quick as you can.” As the door opened, he saw Phil standing on the other side.”

“You’re five minutes are up.” Phil said matter of factly.

-x-

Naruto stood alongside Clint as they watched Thor walk away with a man named Erik Selvig, “Can you believe that ‘Donald Blake’ crap?” Clint asked.

“I don’t know.” Naruto said with a shrug, “The steroids bit was pretty good.”

Phil walked up to the two, folding his arms in front of his chest, “We having him tailed. Should he cause any trouble, we’ll be sendingyouto take care of him. Permanently.”

Naruto shook his head, “I’m not just gonna kill the man. He’s like me, I’m not gonna kill him unless I have no choice.”

“Director Fury-”

“I don’t give a shit about whatever order Nick or his council has given.” Naruto said before walking away, “I’m not a part of SHIELD Phil, so it doesn’t matter to me if you’re Fury’s number two.” With that, Naruto walked out of the room before leaving the facility itself. Body Flickering away completely, Naruto found himself several hundred yards away. Stuffing his hands in his pockets, Naruto decided to go on a night time walk through the desert.

“Another possible lead down the drain.”Kurama mumbled,”And this guy might have actually been able to bring you home had he known where your world was.”

“Yeah, maybe I can visit his planet, or realm as he called it, one day and talk to someone that actually knows what they’re talking about.” Naruto thought, “But I still have the Magik lead.”

“I thought you lost her after she ditched you in that African desert?”Kurama asked mockingly.

Naruto shrugged, “I have thousands of clones looking for her. I’ll find her again. And next time I’ll come at her hard instead of softballing it like last time.”

“Softballing it, sure.”Kurama said,”Just don’t come crying to me when she drops you off in the middle of an ocean or something.”

“You are a very strange creature, Naruto Uzumaki.” Naruto turned around to see a woman standing behind him. Said woman wore a long dark green cloak that covered her body completely, with a hood covering most of her head, her face the only visible part of her body. The woman was beautiful, probably one of the most beautiful creatures he had ever seen, this planet and his own. Her full pouty lips were turned up into a seductive smile, “I can feel the power you hold, a power so dense it outweighs even the All Father himself. Truly, truly strange.”

Naruto narrowed his eyes, “Who are you?” Looking around for a moment, he looked back at the mystery woman, “Where did you come fromexactly?”

“I come from the same place as our friend Thor. As for who I am, I am simply a servant of the new king, Loki.” The woman lowered her hood, allowing her thick light blonde hair to fall passed her shoulders and down her back, “And my name is Amora.”

“And what exactly do you want from me, Amora?”

Amora stepped towards Naruto, entering his personal space as she did, her face mere inches from his own, “My king needs your help in the coming conflict.”

“I don’t give a shit who you’re king is-” He was interrupted when Amora slammed her lips to his, his mind immediately becoming clouded.

“Naruto! Naruto, snap out of it-“Kurama’s voice bellowed out. Naruto couldn’t help but wonder as to who’s voice that belonged to as he looked down at the most captivating woman he’d ever seen.

Amora placed her hand on the enchanted man’s cheek, stroking it soothingly as she said, “My beloved, I have a task for you. Can you do this task for me?” She whispered seductively.

Naruto rested his head against Amora’s, “Of course, what do you need me to do?”

“Kill Thor.”

-x-

Thor stood, his powers back and Mjolnir in his hand, in the middle of the pattern carved into the earth by the Bifrost. The Asgardian prince was looking into the sky, screaming for someone named Heimdall to open said Bifrost. Next to him was a woman named Jane Foster and behind him was the Warrior Three and Sif the Maiden along with Dr. Selvig and Jane’s assistant Darcy Lewis.

Suddenly, the clouds above them darkened and began to swirl, signaling Thor’s companions to enter the pattern along with Thor. As Thor looked down at Jane, a boom was heard several miles to their left. Looking over, Thor didn’t have time to think before he was bum rushed by a blur of yellow. The blue carried Thor several miles away before letting him go, causing him to tumble before coming to a hard stop. Looking up, Thor saw that Mjolnir had slipped from his grip after being tackled. Looking at said yellow blur, Thor was shocked to see Naruto standing across from him, his body covered in a black body suit with nine yellow tomoes along the collar and a yellow circle at his stomach. Over his body was jacket that looked to be made of yellow fire with black circular shoulder pad designs. Nine balls of intense of chakra were floating behind him the nine of them forming a circle behind him.

“What are you doing Naruto, I thought thigh was my friend?” Thor asked as he straightened up.

Naruto nodded his head, “We are. But I must do what my beloved asks of me. It’s nothing personal.” Reaching his hand out, Naruto allowed one of his Truth Seeking Balls to form into a thin bo staff. In a burst of speed, Naruto appeared in front of Thor before slamming his staff into his jaw, sending the god of thunder flying, his body breaking the sound barrier from the force. Thor’s body slammed into the ground, his body flopping and tumbling several times until Naruto appeared above him before driving his foot into Thor’s stomach, stopping his momentum but drilling his body into the ground hard enough to form a massive crater. Naruto didn’t give Thor time to breath, bringing his leg up to slam his foot into the blonde giant’s throat.

Thor managed to catch the foot, his arm shaking from the strain, “I won’t allow you to push me around mortal, no matter how strange your powers are.” Throwing Naruto off of him with a heave, Thor got up as he wiped the blood leaking from his mouth. Using one arm to hold his side and the other extended outwards, Thor called forth Mjolnir. The wait was too long however, as Naruto extended his hand out to grab ahold of Thor. Lifting him up, Naruto slammed the man in his grasp back towards the ground harshly.

“And I won’t let you summon that hammer of yours. I had several clones watching your fight with that machine, so I know a little bit about your powers. Nothing to scoff at. But nothing I can’t handle for my beloved Amora.”

“Amora?” Thor asked, “You mean Amora the Enchantess? Does she have you in her snare? You must fight it Naruto! She’s using you because my brother demands it of her!” The grip around him got tighter as he tried to get his arm loose, “Please Naruto, I need to get back Asgard!”

“-Narutopleasesnap out.of it.you damnbrat.”Naruto heard in his head, causing him shake it and hold it as he felt like he was spinning. This slip up of concentration allowed Thor to get his arm loose, once again summoning Mjolnir to him.

Finally, he could see his trusty hammer flying towards him like a speeding bullet. With a clang, Thor’s hammer for destroying armies and building kingdoms entered his grasp once again. Raising his hammer up, Thor summoned the element that made him a god on earth. In a flash of light, an arc of lightning cracked down towards him and was absorbed into Mjolnir. Pointing his hammer at Naruto, he fired a beam of the absorbed lightning at the blonde.

The lightning struck Naruto in the chest, the only thing saving him was the cloak around his body. The Shinobi was sent flying from the blast of electric energy, eventually landing on his back in a hard crash. Putting his hand to his forehead, Naruto massaged his scalp as he got up.

Getting up, Naruto was straightened his body from his hunched over position just in time to see the hammer heading towards his temple. The force of Mjolnir nearly splitting his skull caused the ground beneath them to crack and separate. Naruto was on the ground once again. One would think his mind would be even more clouded after getting brained by a war hammer wielded by a Norse god. But no, his mind couldn’t be clearer.

“F.u.c.k.i.n.g bitch.” He muttered as the cloak around his body disappeared. Getting up, Naruto felt the area he’d been hit feeling a warm liquid running down his temple, “Thatmotherf.u.c.k.i.n.gBITCH!” He yelled at the top of his voice. Getting up from the ground, Naruto looked at Thor, “Thanks man, I needed that.”

“No shit you f.u.c.k.i.n.g idiot. You allowed that woman to enthrall you to her will. You always sucked at illusions but this was just sad,”Kurama shouted in his head,”I will admit that the allusion was very powerful, it took a lot from me to get to you. Sadly, this seal doesn’t work like Killer B and Gyuki’s where they are in perfect sink which allows Gyuki to break any Genjutsu used on his container.”

“Yeah, I’ll have to work on that.” Naruto thought, “I’ll have to look at the seal later so that f.u.c.k.i.n.g bitch doesn’t do this again.”

“I’m sorry Naruto my friend, but I must return to my comrades so that Heimdall can return us to Asgard.” With that, Thor twirled Mjolnir rapidly before blasting off into the air.

“I’m sorry for tricking you my dear. It was an order from my king.”

“Kill her Naruto. I’m not joking. Kill her now. Brutally.”

Naruto blitzed towards Amora, grabbing her by the neck as he said, “Why shouldn’t I snap your neckright now.”

“Because youneedme.” She choked out.

Naruto narrowed his eyes, “And why exactly do I needyou?”

“You need to find a way home. I canhelpyou!” She said as she felt the hand around her neck tighten its hold, causing her to choke out the last of it.

Naruto took a calming breath before letting her go. Amora dropped to her knees, holding her throat as she coughed violently, “I don’t need your help, why don’t you go back to your king?”

“Because Thor will defeat him, that is inevitable. And when he’s gone, I’m next-”

“I DON’TCARE!” Naruto yelled at her, “Youused me! You used me to fight a man I’ve come to respect! I don’t like being used, so how do I know you won’t use me, or aren’t using me now because your king ‘demands’ it of you.”

“Please!” Amora begged, “They’ll kill me-”

“If I ever see you again, I will kill you.” Seeing that Amora was looking up at him still, he said, “Leave!”

Amora looked down at the ground, her shoulders slumped as she disappeared in a slight flash of energy.

“You should have killed that woman brat.”

“I know.”