Naruto In My Hero Academia - Chapter 42

‘Healthy body… nice bȯȯbs… big buŧŧ and hɨps… small waist… this girl is thick!’

“For some reason, I’m going to enjoy punching you a little… might be the look you have on your face, kind of pervy.” Mina stated as she loosened up her arms. She was up first and foremost, against Class B’s only student who was making it to the final rounds. A student who had no pride apparently, and had teamed up with both Shoji and Tsuyu or Class A. Looking into the closest audience stands, she could see how disappointed Class B was with who they had that had made it to this round, so it would seem that Mineta wasn’t a very popular guy. ‘… Seems like it was Naruto who eliminated his entire class, other than that copy-cat guy… Kind of feel sorry for them.’ Mina’s private thoughts apparently didn’t translate so well on her face.

“Fight!”

“Take this!” Mineta shouted as he plucked one of his balls from his head off, and threw it towards her. Blinking, she caught it with both of her hands, since the boy didn’t have a very fast throw. She was about to throw it back, but she found that she couldn’t remove it from her hands. “Wait… what?” Mina couldn’t take her hands off of the ball, even though she wanted to. So when the boy threw another at her, she started to dodge out of the way of them. His balls would stick on the ground wherever they landed, reducing the amount of free space she had.

Several ways to win.

Knock the opponent out, injure them enough to be unable to continue, render them unable to move, or toss them out of the ring. If this boy got her with those balls on her legs, and made her unable to run around or use her hands, then she would lose by default.

‘If I accidentally grab her boob or buŧŧ in a fight, that’s okay, right!?’ Mineta thought as he started to run towards Mina.

“… Oh right, my Quirk is Acid…” Mina realized as she stopped moving, and made acid come out of her palms. She melted the part of the ball that she was sticking against, before she shook the acid from her hands, balled them up into a fist. Unable to stop himself from moving forward in time, Mineta took both of her fists like a hammer, right into his face when he jumped towards her. His extremely small body went flying out of the stage, after he bounced off of the balls that he touched when he landed on the ground. “Wow… seems like he doesn’t stick to those balls… My win I guess… are you okay little guy!?” Mina called out to the hurt boy, she had knocked him one pretty good after all.

She might not have strength like Naruto or some of the other strong guys in her class, but her physical strength was second only to Momo among the girls in her class. She was even above a lot of the boys in her class, again not counting those with really trained bodies, when it came to her raw strength. The little guy never stood a chance after getting hit directly.

“The winner of the first round by knock out and ring out is Mina Ashido, next up is Naruto Uzumaki and Tsuyu Asui, both of Class A!”

-Naruto vs Tsuyu-

“-how will this mistress of slime, take on this titan of fur-”

“Oh my god, these introductions are horrible.” Naruto stated with a roll of his eyes. He had his hands in his pockets, while Tsuyu was hunched over, mouth slightly open so that she could start this on her terms, as soon as the match started.

“Fight!”

Her tongue shot out of her mouth and went right towards Naruto, and like lightning, his hand came out of his pocket and caught her tongue. Forming an extremely tight grip on her tongue, enough so that she had no chance to pull it back into her mouth, Naruto pushed his foot firmly into the ground. He grinned though, she hadn’t even hesitated for a moment in launching that attack at him. Even now, her tongue was struggling to lift him up into the air, but he was standing firmly in place, pushing his entire weight into the ground.

‘His reflexes are really good, I knew that much, but I didn’t expect him to be this strong without his Quirk.’ Tsuyu jumped up into the air and grabbed her tongue. She pulled on it, winced when she did too, and went flying towards Naruto. She positioned herself, and he side stepped out of the way when she kicked the ground he had been standing on with both of her feet. The cement actually cracked a little, both of her legs enhanced to stronger than normal levels, thanks to her Frog Quirk. Now in close range, she turned around and placed her hands on the ground, before she kicked at him once more.

She needed to make him leg go of her tongue.

“Texas-” Naruto dodged out of the way and gripped his fist tightly. He had the perfect shot, right at the side of her head, and he was pretty good at guessing how much force it would take to knock a person out without causing serious damage. He unclenched his fist though when Tsuyu pulled her legs back and punched, so Naruto let go of her tongue. Opening his palm up, he remembered what he had told her he was going to do.

He swung his leg in low, using his shin to smash her forearm, and sent her trumbling across the ground.

He was going to show her the Frog Kata.

“Ribbit… ow…” Tsuyu landed on her side, her arm had not taken that hit well. She was going to have a very large bruise once the match was over with, and more so than that, she was afraid her arm might be a little broken from that. “You really don’t hold back, do you?” Tsuyu got back on all fours as quickly as she could, and she saw Naruto take up a stance she had never once seen before in her life.

Then again, she wasn’t a martial artist, so she didn’t know what to think of this.

-In the Stands-

“Oooooh… she’s dead… Naruto’s about to really go to town on her…” Kirishima saw Naruto switch stances into the Frog Kata, recognizing it from his sparring matches with Naruto.

“He’s a good guy though, he won’t hurt a girl, right?” Ochaco asked with a small, hopeful smile.

…

“She’s dead.”

“You want to be a hero, well villains won’t hold back because you’re a girl, so I’m not going to either. Anything I do to you can be fixed by Recovery Girl, and if a little pain stops you from becoming a hero, then you can’t be trusted with the lives of those who depend on you. Now, I’m going to come at you… don’t die.”

That was his only warning to her, and the next thing Tsuyu knew, she was dodging a kick aimed at her face. She watched, ducked down, as the kick soared over her head, and she could feel the wind touch her face as it passed. Her eyes tracked the kick as it moved, but then, Tsuyu felt a horrible pain in her cheek as she was sent flying by something she didn’t see. She landed in a standing position, before Naruto was already on her, and he swung his right arm at her. She leaned back to dodge it, and she even opened her mouth to counter with her tongue. Then, once more, she was punched by an attack that she was wasn’t able to see until it had hit her like a truck. Naruto’s punch got her right in the ċhėst, between her bȯȯbs, and she folded over his fist. She was lifted into the air, and Naruto jumped, pulling his fist out of her sternum and replacing it with a knee to her chin.

She landed on her back, rolling around as she tried to find a way to breath, the wind knocked out of her lungs.

How?

Naruto got back into stance, and waited for her to get up. It was a literal few minutes before she caught her breath, and stood back up, blood dripping from her split lip. One of his punches from earlier had broken the skin, or was it a kick? She didn’t know to be honest.

‘I need to see how he does that… it is like each of his attacks is backed up by some kind of invisible attack…’ Tsuyu jumped towards Naruto full speed, and lashed her tongue out at him. He gripped his right fist, and she watched as he leaned towards his right side. Keeping her eyes completely focused on his right hand, the gripped fist, and even twisting her tongue to wrap around him, she was hit by was a powerful force that struck her from Naruto’s left side. Her eyes darted to the direction of the pain, and she saw Naruto’s left hand with an open palm, right against her cheek just before she was sent flying.

It hurt… a lot, his attack had thrown her for a complete loop.

Naruto grabbed her tongue before she could pull it back into her mouth, and he yanked her back towards him.

“Frog Strike!”

Everything went black.

-In the Stands-

“She’s out. That was his Frog Strike. I know first hand how much that sucks, I’ve never taken one of those and stayed awake before.” Kirishima rubbed his ċhėst as he remembered the times he had been hit by that one himself. Tsuyu, on stage, was instantly out like a light. Several students were leaning over the edge of the railings, many with worried looks. “She’ll be fine. Naruto’s Frog Strike takes Naruto’s physical strength, and then he attacks in a way that sends a shock of force through the entire body, by hitting the heart… the attack does damage to everything except the point Naruto hits. Meaning since he hits the heart, this attack will never damage the heart.” Kirishima explained the technique to his classmates.

It was a technique, that if Naruto ever messed up, had the chance to cause a person’s heart to stop or worse, rupture. Naruto could only ever use it when he was completely sure that he was going to hit a person’s heart with it.

“She’s going to be okay, like really okay?” Denki showed some real worry as Naruto picked Tsuyu up off of the ground, and gave her to the medics to take away. The girl wasn’t showing any signs of waking up, and while Naruto was declared the winner, the audience was a little stunned.

To them… Tsuyu looked dead.

“She’s alive, just knocked out!”

“Oh thank god…” Ochaco collapsed in her seat, and she wasn’t the only one. Most of the class had been really worried about their frog girl, watching her just up and look like she died had nearly given them a heart attack.

“She’s lucky… this could have been a lot more embarrassing.” Kirishima blushed when he remembered the first time he got hit by that attack. Tsuyu must have used the bathroom before she got on the stage, because if you got hit by that and knocked out with a full bladder… then the attack could cause a person to piss their pants. Kirishima had learned, from experience, that he needed to always use the bathroom before training with Naruto. “She’s going to be hurting for a couple of days though. Even after getting a Recovery Girl healing, I’m still usually left sore after that.”

“He still hasn’t used his Quirk… he’s just fuċkɨnġ with us… are we not even on his fuċkɨnġ radar?!” Bakugo shouted as he looked down towards Naruto walking off of the stage.

This bastard was toying with them!