Naruto: The Shinobi Genius - Volume 1 Chapter 20
The Hokage came forward to talk.
“The last exam will be held in one month. There will be a lot of important people at the exam, so train hard this month to show what your village is capable of.”
[1 hour later]
I’m sitting in Ichiraku Ramen together with my team. Asuma wanted to congratulate us so he took us here.
“Hey old man, give me another bowl.”
“Calm down Naruto, you have already eaten 20 bowls. Do you want to make your sensei go broke?”
I looked at Asuma and saw him sweating with his wallet in his hand.
“Don’t worry about it old man. He is a jonin, they are rich. So give me another bowl.”
He looked at Asuma and Asuma just nodded.
After we were done eating I said goodbye and went to the bathhouse of Konoha. I was looking for a certain pervert.
Arriving at the bathhouse I could see him. I went and sneaked behind him.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!”
He flew through the air and landed in the women’s bath.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, PERVERT!”
“Wait, no no this is a mistake. Someone threw me in here.”
*BOOM*
He came flying out completely bruised. He looked really miserable. Then he looked at me.
“It was you, wasn’t it!”
“I did you a favor so don’t get mad at me.”
“What favor, that bath was filled with old hags! I like them young.”
“But you’re also old so I thought that you’d like someone from your own age group. I didn’t know you liked little kids. I will have to take this to the Hokage so that he can arrest you. You really disgust me!”
“What, wait that is not what I meant. Please don’t go to the Hokage. You have really misunderstood me. I was just doing some research.”
“Research on little kids isn’t appreciated here. But I can let you off the hook If you help me out with something.”
“What is it?”
“I know who you are the Perverted Hermit Jiraiya.”
“So you know who I am, but you’re still blackmailing me!”
“Knowing who you are doesn’t scare me. But back to the thing, I want from you. It’s simple really. I want the toad summoning contract.”
“How do you know about that?”
“For a Sannin you’re pretty stupid. Everyone knows you can summon toads.”
“Oh yeah, but I can’t give It to you.”
“Why not?”
“The toad summons can only be given to someone who is worthy of it.”
“So I need to be a pervert who likes little kids to be worthy?”
“You little brat, stop saying that. I told you that isn’t true.”
“Alright, I know a way for me to prove if I’m worthy or not.”
“Oh, what is it?”
“I will summon the biggest summon on my first try.”
“Haha, do you even know how much chakra you need for that. A little brat like you will never be able to do it.”
“It seems like you’re scared. It’s fine I’m going to the Hokage now, bye.”
“Wait, fine. Follow me to open space.”
We were walking through a forest.
“He old pervert. Why are you taking me through this dense forest? You aren’t having any thought about my young and beautiful body, right?”
*BOOM*
He hit his head against a tree and fell over. I could see white foam coming out of his mouth. I just kept walking.
We arrived in a big open area. He took out the big scroll from his bag and opened it. I could see a couple of names written in blood.
“So the fourth was also a summoner.”
“Know you can see how hard it is to summon the boss. If even the Fourth Hokage had signed a contract with the toads.”
“It doesn’t mean anything.”
“Tsk, use your blood to write your name. Don’t think that after you have written your name I won’t be able to erase it.”
I took out a kunai and pricked my finger. I don’t want the taste of blood in my mouth, but if I’m in a difficult fight I will use my mouth. I wrote my name in the scroll. He took and rolled the scroll back up.
“Do you know the summoning jutsu?”
“Who do you think I am, old man?”
Using a kunai I again let blood flow out of my finger. Kurma’s healing is great but for things like this, it gets annoying if I’m not fast enough.
*POOF*
A huge smoke cloud appeared. Looking under me I could see that it wasn’t the ground I was standing on.
“Huh Jiraiya, why have you summoned me?”
‘To think he was actually able to do it. Well, he is Minato’s son.’
“It wasn’t me. he is on your head.”
I jumped on his nose.
“Yo.”
“What, this brat summoned me? Jiraiya is this a joke or something.”
“I’m serious. He is a new summoner.”
“Hey brat, don’t think that you will be able to become our summon just by convincing Jiraiya.”
“Oh do I need to get through a test or something?”
“You will have to stay on my head for 6 hours without falling off.”
(AN: I don’t remember how long it was in the show so I just chose 6 hours.)
“What, that’s all? This is way to easy.”
I went on his head and lied down.
“I’m going to sleep. Wake me up when you’re finished.”
“You brat! I swear when you fall off I will kill you.”
“Good luck.”
He started to run and jump around.
‘What is this, I’m jumping around but he is sleeping without a care in the world. Is his chakra control that good?’
‘He really is Minato’s son. That chakra control could rival even Tsunades or maybe even surpass hers.’
I was in my mindscape talking with Kurama.
“You brat really like to show off.”
“Well yeah, who doesn’t? This test is way to easy anyway.”
“Ey Naruto, you better not think about letting any toads in here.”
“Why should I let any toads in here?”
“Do you know about sage mode?”
“Of course why did you think I choose the toad summoning.”
“Jiraiya is capable of sage mode but he needs two toads to help him out. When he uses sage mode they enter his mindscape.”
“But that isn’t perfect sage mode. Do you really think I won’t be able to master sage mode?”
“You really know too much. I know what you’re capable of, I was just warning you.”
“Don’t worry I know that you’re just to shy to meet new people.”
“Like hell I’m shy. Oh and don’t think I don’t know about your crush on that Hyuga girl.”
“Yeah, she is really beautiful.”
“You’re not even denying it, how boring.”
“I just trust you enough to tell you my true feelings. You should also try it sometimes.”
“What true feelings?”
“Don’t think you can hide it from me.”
“Just shut up.”
He went to sleep.
‘6 hours is a long time so I should also go to sleep.’
I lied down on top of Kurama. He doesn’t seem to mind it.
‘His fur is really soft.’
I fell asleep leaving only a little bit of my consciousness to not fall of the toad and to keep sensing my surroundings for any danger.