Naruto: The Shinobi Genius - Volume 1 Chapter 69
[Next day]
I woke up and Hinata was still sleeping. I quietly got out of bed and did my daily necessities. After that, I went downstairs to make breakfast. While I was preparing breakfast Hinata came downstairs.
“Goodmorning, babe. Have you slept well?” I asked
“Goodmorning. I always sleep amazing next to you.”
“Go and sit. I’m almost done here.”
She sat down at the table.
“So where are you taking me today?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“Please tell me.”
She started to look at me with puppy eyes.
“If I tell you we will do 69 tonight.”
“What is 69?”
I whispered it in her ear.
“WHAA! Get away from me you pervert!”
“Alright let me tell you what we are going to do today.”
“‘No, no, no, I don’t want to know.”
“Aw, that’s too bad. I was looking forward to it.”
“You pervert!”
I finished making breakfast and we started eating. After breakfast, we changed our clothes.
We are standing in our garden.
“What are we doing here?”
I grabbed her by her waist and pulled her against me.
“Hold on to me.”
I started levitating and she immediately grabbed me.
“Please be gentle.”
“You want me to go as fast as possible?”
“No, I didn-”
I started flying into the air at full speed.
“Slow down!”
We arrived in space. I had already put a seal on Hinata so that she can breathe in space. I’m able to breathe here because of the tsutsuki blood.
“Do you like it here.”
“Yes, it’s so beautiful. But why does the planet look so round?”
“Every planet is a globe.”
“But why does everything look so flat and how can we stay on the planet without falling?”
“Gravity. It pulls everything towards the planet core. That is why we don’t fall off.”
“That’s so cool.”
“Let’s go further.”
I held her hand and we started to fly through space.
“Wow, everything is so beautiful! Can we go to the moon?”
“There is nothing to do there. It’s ugly. Let’s go to a beautiful planet.”
We arrived on a planet.
“Welcome to paradise.”
“It’s so beautiful.”
This planet has a lot of green and waterfalls. There are also a lot of mountains.
“Wow, that tree is so big!”
“Do you like this planet?”
“I love it!”
“Well then from today onwards it’s yours.”
“Are you serious?”
“Of course.”
She jumped at me and hugged me.
“Thank you so much!”
“Anything for my queen.”
(AN: SIMP!)
I took out a scroll and unsealed a picnic.
“let’s sit down and enjoy this view with some food.”
I sat down and she sat in between my legs.
“Babe.” said Hinata
“Yes?”
“Is everything okay down there?”
“What do you mean?”
“Your, p.e.n.i.s never gets hard when you’re hugging me or something like that. Like even right now it doesn’t have any reaction.”
“Hahahahahaha!”
“What is so funny?”
“You cute little idiot. Why would I pull out my sword if I won’t even use it? But since you are so curious I’ll show you.”
I hugged her closer and something started poking her.
“KYAAA! Why is it so big!”
“Do you like it?”
She didn’t answer and her face turned completely red.
“Do you want to touch it?”
“You pervert!”
She stood up and ran away.
‘She is so cute when she is embarrassed.’
I stopped using my erection no jutsu.
“Hinata, come back! It was just a joke.”
I felt her only getting further away.
‘What is she playing at?’
I appeared behind her.
*SMACK*
“Aahh! Babe!”
“Why are you running away?”
“I’m running away from a pervert.”
“Oh, I see what is happening. Well, you better start running or”
*SMACK*
“PERVERT!”
She started running.
‘Damn she is fast.’
I started chasing her.
‘I do have a great view with those two things jiggling in front of me.’
*SMACK*
“Kyaaa!”
*SMACK*
“Kyaaa!”
*SMACK*
“Kyaaa!”
*SMACK*
“Kyaaa!”
*SMACK*
“Kyaaa!”
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“Kyaaa!”
*SMACK*
“Kyaaa!”
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“Kyaaa!”
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“Kyaaa!”
I appeared in front of her and hugged her.
“That is enough running and smacking for today.”
“You pervert.”
She was blushing and had a little smile.
“Who is the pervert here? You seem to really enjoy this.”
She didn’t look me in my eyes.
“Alright be like that.”
I carried her in a princess carry back to the picnic.
“I love you.” said Hinata
“I love you even more.”
“I love you even more than that.”
“I love you the most.”
“I love you more than anything in existence.”
“I love you more than my existence.”
“I love you more than you love me.”
“Who said that I love you?”
She punched me.
“It was just a joke. You know that my love for you can’t be quantified.”
She hugged me.
“This is why I always brag about you to my friends. You’re the best boyfriend to have ever existed.”
“Just make sure to brag to Sakura the most.”
“Why?”
“No reason. Let’s go watch the stars.”
We lied down at the picnic place and watched the stars.
“So what do you want our first kid to be?” asked Hinata
“Where did that come from?”
“I just thought about it. So what do you want? A boy or a girl?”
“Either is fine. As long as the girl turns as beautiful and sweet as you and the boy turns as handsome and strong as me, I’m happy.”
“I want a girl so that she can help me bully you.”
“I’ll just have to make sure that I play more with her than you do.”
She pouted.
“If you want we can find out in nine months if it’s going to be a boy or a girl.”
“What do you mean?”
I winked and got on top of her.
She started blushing and I started kissing her
“Please be gentle.”
“Are you sure about this?”
“Yes.”
I kept kissing her and my hand started to go down.
‘Wait, I can’t do this now.”
I stopped and got off of her.
“Why did you stop?”
“I’m such an idiot. How can I bring a child into this world while it isn’t safe.”
“What do you mean? Aren’t we at peace?”
“I’m not afraid of our planet, I’m afraid of the unknown planets and species. And right now I am really busy so I can’t even be with my kid for a long time.”
“You are right. We need to make sure our child grows up in the best environment. Take your time, I’m not in a hurry. But if you still tell me to wait when we are married, I will chain you down to the bed and do it myself.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t take too long.”
“I’ll be waiting then.”
“Let’s go back home.”
“I grabbed her.”
We arrived in our bedroom.
I got a message from the Shinobi who takes care of the prison. He says that there are weird slurping sound coming from the prison cells, but when he goes and checks it stops and he can’t find the cause.
I summoned a clone to take care of it.
[Clone P.O.V.]
I arrived at the prison. The guard was waiting for me at the entrance.
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
“Do you hear that sir?”
“Yeah.”
I tried to sense what the problem was when I sensed Hiruzens chakra. I teleported to it.
“Huh?”
I arrived in front of Danzo’s cell and found Danzo and Hiruzen n.a.k.e.d on top of each other and their heads where facing
“This isn’t what it seems like!” screamed Hiruzen
I immediately dispelled.
[Naruto P.O.V.]
I was lying in bed with Hinata when I got the clone’s memories back. I froze up.
“Are you okay, babe?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
I pulled her towards me and put my head in between her b.r.e.a.s.ts.
‘I’ll kill both of them tomorrow!’
