Natsu Dragneel In Dxd - Volume 1 Chapter 16 The Swimsuit Setback

 

“This is unbelievable!” Rias yelled out to her peerage. They were currently residing in the club room with Natsu and Happy joining them, “I can’t believe that Azazel- the leader of the Fallen Angels- was passing through my territory like it’s his own!”

“Uh, Rias, I think you should calm down. Azazel isn’t as bad as you think. In fact, he’s a really fun guy!” Natsu said while Rias just ignored him.

“He even tried to have Natsu and Issei join his side!” Rias nagged.

“It wasn’t that serious. He was just talking to us. It’s not like he actually wants to take mySacred Gear.” Issei trying to calm Rias.

“Rias-senpai, is it true the meeting for the leaders of the three factions will be held here?” Koneko asked, scooping up some pudding from her cup.

“Unfortunately, yes. I’ve just received word from my brother that it is indeed going to be held here. The three leaders- including Azazel- will arrive in due time to resolve future relations.” Rias answered, crossing her arms under her chest.

‘Phew! She finally calmed down!’

“That must mean that Kokabiel has disrupted the peace between the three worlds.” Xenovia informed while putting her book aside.

“If one of the leaders had actually shown up, it would have been much different and Kokabiel would have gotten the war he wanted,” Rias added while turning to face her whole peerage, “But enough of this. I don’t want to talk about these political matters anymore, they’re too stressful. For now, though, we must aid Sona for helping us in our battle by cleaning the school pool for repayment.”

“What?” Natsu asked, “Cleaning a pool? How the heck do you do that- can’t you just use magic?”

“Are there fish in the pool!?” Happy asked cheerfully.

“Oh boy…” Issei facepalmed himself at their idiocy.

The Pool District of the School:

“What a mess,” Rias said to herself, looking down at the pool. And what a mess it was. There were cans, bottles and bags floating on top of the water while leaves, dead bugs and other trash were there as well. The pool had a horrible smell and the color of it was a like a swamp, “It smells like methane is here.”

“It hasn’t been cleaned since last year…” Akeno said disgusted, “Who would do this?”

“And yet, you expect us to clean this?” Issei asked flabbergasted.

“Don’t worry Issei,” Rias smiled, “In exchange for cleaning the pool, we can be the first ones to use it.”

“Oh, Gloria!” Issei yelled loudly fist pumping the air. ‘Seeing these girls in swimsuits… what a gift!’”Bring it on dirty pool!”

“You hear that Happy!” Natsu turned to his partner excitedly, “We can have this place all to ourselves!”

“Aye! I can’t wait to have barbecued fish!” Happy sprouted his wings and started flying around the pool, drooling as well.

“Yosh! Let’s do this!” Natsu grinned joyfully while summoning a small ball of fire in his hand. “Fire Dragon’s Brilliant Flame!”

“Wait, no! Natsu!” Rias yelled jumping over to the pyro, but it was too late as he already threw the small flame into the pool, “NO!”

It was as if watching the whole thing transpire in slow motion. Rias knocked down Natsu to the floor trying to stop him but Natsu already released the ball of fire. It flew into the air, burning as bright as the sun until it came down to the pool, then…

BOOOM!

Smoke rose in the air while everyone was coughing, trying to get the smoke out of their lungs. The water inside the pool was gone but everything surrounding it was covered in soot.

“I told you-” Rias coughed in the middle of her sentence as tears brimmed in her eyes from the stinging of the smoke, “That I smell methane gas, stupid.”

“Hehehehe. My bad?” Natsu said sheepishly, getting a whack on the head from Rias. Happy came out of nowhere with his wings pitch black and his blue hair standing on its ends. Looking at his partner, Natsu gasped, “Ahh! Happy, you’ve turned into a Fallen Angel! You have black wings!”

“What!? No! I don’t want to be that Kokabiel guy!” Happy fell on the floor crying along side with Natsu while everyone else looked at the duo, dumbfounded.

“What just happened?” Asia asked.

“I have no clue…” Issei continued looking at the two bawling their eyes out while the rest went to get the supplies to clean the pool.

A few Hours later:

After that whole… incident? Everyone began cleaning the pool while Koneko broke the news to Natsu and Happy that Happy wasn’t a Fallen Angel. They began changing into their swimsuits with the boys(including Happy) and the girls going to their own changing rooms. It was a bit awkward for Natsu and Issei when Kiba came up to them shirtless, saying that he would protect both of them if anyone tried to do any harm to them. It was sweet… but Natsu ran out of the room screaming, “I’m not f.u.c.k.i.n.g gay!” leaving a bewildered Kiba and a betrayed Issei. Happy just went along to the girls changing room to see how they were doing. After all, he wasn’t a boy but and Exceed, there’s your loophole.

“Aww, man. That was freaky.” Natsu panted as he sat down on one of the chairs near the pool, “I didn’t know Kiba was like that. Oh well, that just goes to show you that you don’t know a person as well as you think. Although, it might just be a misunderstanding too?” If you’re wondering, Natsu was wearing red trunks that went down to his knees that had a black flame design coming up from the bottom and lightning coming down from the top. (Custom made by Grayfia) He also had his scarf tied around his forehead.

Natsu didn’t ponder on the topic for too long, he just wasn’t like that. He laid down on the chair for a good few minutes, enjoying the sun hitting his face. Although, he couldn’t really do that either because he was constantly hot and barely felt the heat but thought getting another tan would be nice. Just like the one he had with Gray awhile back.

Natsu couldn’t enjoy the good sensation for too long as he felt a pulsing within his body. Looking towards his arm, Natsu sighed when he saw scale lines starting to form.

“Not again. I thought it wasn’t supposed to appear until another week.” Natsu got off the chair and walked off to go inform the others of his… condition? He didn’t really know what to call it but he was sure it was close to that.

“President!” Yuuto called out as he met with Rias outside of her changing room, “Natsu’s scales are coming back!”

“Really? Didn’t Grayfia say it wouldn’t come back until another week?” Rias pondered. She turned to Akeno next and spoke, “Thankfully Grayfia taught you how to suck out Natsu’s power. I need you to do that for him, OK?”

“Yes Rias.” Akeno answered happily. She traveled to where Natsu was currently residing which was the boys changing room and opened the door.

“Oh, hey Akeno! Are you gonna help me with… this?” Natsu raised his arms up to show that his skin was forming once again into scales but they had a slight red tint this time.

“Yes Natsu, I know how to take the power out,” Akeno said cheerfully, “But I found my own way of doing it as well.”

“What do you mean?” Natsu asked curiously. If she found a way to suck his power out in a faster, better way then sign him up for good!

“You’ll see.” Akeno walked over to Natsu, slightly waving her h.i.p.s and looked down at Natsu who was sitting on the bench. Slowly, she descended on her knees wanting Natsu to take all of it in as she grabbed his arm while Natsu looked puzzled.

“Uh, what are you doing, Akeno? This isn’t how Grayfia did it.” Natsu said awkwardly.

“Just give me your hand and I’ll do the rest.” Akeno’s soothing voice made Natsu comply as he saw no reason not to. But he would soon regret what was about to take place.

Akeno took Natsu’s fingers in her mouth and started to lick them slowly, up and down, going all around them. Then she began sucking on them, bobbing her head back to try and get all the magical juices out.

“Uummm, I’m starting to feel very uncomfortable with you doing this Akeno. Maybe you should stop. I mean, look at it, it’s all better.” Natsu pulled his hand away from Akeno’s mouth, showing that it was indeed healed.

“Hey, Natsu.” Akeno called out in a sultry voice.

“Uh, yeah, what is it?” Natsu asked, still not feeling fine about this whole situation.

“You wanna have an affair with me?” Akeno asked in the same low tone.

“I feel like any answer I give will be the wrong one.” Natsu said to himself, low enough that Akeno couldn’t hear, “Uh, listen Akeno, this seems like the wrong time, place and situation to ask this. Maybe if we just…” Natsu scooted away slowly, preparing for his escape but unluckily for him, Akeno jumped on top of his body before he could actually get away.

“Nuh uh uh, naughty Natsu-kun.” Akeno pushed Natsu’s shoulders down so he wouldn’t be able to move and positioned herself to be sitting on his lap, “I always wondered how it would feel being ravaged by a man like you, Natsu-kun. We won’t tell anybody about our secret, ne? Not even Rias.” Akeno moved in slowly to Natsu’s face while he was sweating bullets.

‘I’m so f.u.c.k.i.e.d if Rias finds out! She’ll skin me alive and stuff me like an animal!”Natsu thought scared for his life, ‘Happy, Zechs, Issei- hell, even freakin’ Kiba- help!’

“Come on Natsu-kun, man up. I didn’t think you were one to back down from a challenge?” Akeno said knowing she already won.

“What’d you say?” Natsu asked, his pride being insulted on a whole new level.

“That’s right, I didn’t know the Prince of Fire Dragons was a wimp when it came to handling women.” Akeno smirked when she saw Natsu’s face change immediately from scared to aggravated.

“A wimp?” Natsu’s body temperature was felt by Akeno as it was rising with his anger.

“Let your l.u.s.t take over Natsu-kun. Come at me.” Akeno bent over to kiss Natsu as he was about to do the same to prove her wrong, but that all went crashing down when the door opened.

“Akeno, you’re taking to long. Come back so we can-” Rias stopped her sentence, looking at the two with displeasing eyes, “What exactly is going on here?”

“Oh, Rias. I was just finishing up, that’s all.” Akeno answered sweetly while Natsu’s ghost was trying to pry itself away from his body in fear.

“Like hell you were,” Rias said to Akeno. She then looked towards Natsu who seemed to have trouble getting back into reality, “I expected better from you Natsu.”

His ghost went back inside its vessel, bringing Natsu back from his shock. “It wasn’t my fault! Akeno was using mind tricks! You know how I don’t like backing down from a challenge!”

“Yes, and it would seem to be one of your biggest weaknesses.” Rias answered back, “Fine, see if I care when you both are living miserably together.” She walked out the room, leaving a desperate Natsu and a smiling Akeno.

“Take me with you!” Natsu tried jumping out the open door but Akeno caught him just in time.

“We’re not done yet Natsu.” Akeno said sadistically.

“Someone f.u.c.k.i.n.g save me!” Natsu yelled but it was not heard by the rest as the door already closed on them.

At the Pool(when thefiasco is done):

“Ha!” Akeno raised her arm up, summoning a large amount of water to appear in the pool. Rias Asia, Koneko and herself were all finished dressing in their bathing suits.

“Hell yeah!” Natsu screamed joyfully. And if you’re wondering, nothing weird happened in the room with him and Akeno. She just wanted him to look at her outfit in return.

“Awesome! It’s swimsuit time!” Issei cheered, seeing the girls walk out in the swimming attire.

“Now, let’s swim to our heart’s content!” Rias said happily as the water filled the pool completely. Kiba was the first one to jump in as he dove straight to the bottom. Just before Natsu could do the same, Rias called for him, “Natsu, I have something to ask you.”

“Yeah, what is it Princess?” Natsu asked walking towards her.

“How do you like it?” Rias questioned, posing for Natsu.

“How do I like it? It’s great!” Rias smiled brightly at hearing those words, “The pool looks fantastic! I can’t wait to take a dip!”

Frustrated, Rias yelled at him, “No, I mean my swimsuit dummy!”

“Oh, that.” Natsu started scratching his head, examining Rias closely, “It’s fine.”

“Just fine?” She asked feeling insulted.

“Yeah, isn’t that what I’m supposed to say?” Natsu asked, feeling like he just said something wrong.

“It is, but you’re supposed to say it with more enthusiasm!” Rias whined.

“I like your swimsuit Rias!” Issei yelled happily.

“Shh, Issei! I’m still talking to Natsu!” Rias said, shooing Issei away.

“But-” He was cut off by the stare he was getting from her, “I’m leaving!”

“Say it with more enthusiasm? Okay, I think I got this,” Natsu said nodding, “Rias, you look great in that outfit!”

“It doesn’t matter anymore. The moment’s gone.” Rias said sighing.

“Fufufufufu! Poor President. She can’t get Natsu to compliment on her swimsuit.” Akeno walked up to them, holding her hand over her mouth to stifle the laughter, “It’s a good thing I had Natsu check out mine before he saw yours, isn’t?”

“Akeno, that’s the last straw!” Rias yelled at her.

“Oh, it seems Rias is a little too desperate, now is she.” Akeno teased again.

“Natsu, Issei! I’m done changing- how do you like my swimsuit?” Asia asked coming up to the boys.

“You look great Asia!” Natsu said cheerfully. ‘Yeah! Just like that! If I keep this up, I might actually survive this!’

“Issei approves!” Issei yelled pervertedly as blood came down his nose. Turning to look around, he saw Koneko in her bathing suit as well, “Looking great there Koneko!”

“I feel bothered being the one receiving your dirty glare.” Koneko said turning away.

‘I better compliment her on the swimsuit too!’Natsu thought urgently, “Neko-chan! You look awesome in that! Now you just need to add some cat ears!”

“Oh Natsu, You’re a genius! Why didn’t I think of that!?” Issei yelled.

“Stopping it now you two.” Rias ordered, getting back from her argument with Akeno, “Natsu need you to do me a favor, you too Issei.”

“Really? What is it?” Issei asked curiously.

“Natsu I need you to teach Koneko how to swim. Issei, do the same for Asia.” Rias explained while the two boys grinned widely.

“We’ll gladly do it!” They said in unison as they ran into the pool with their partner in hand. Jumping inside, Natsu realized he almost forgot someone.

“Hey, Happy! Where are you partner?” Natsu called out waiting to get an answer.

“Aye, Natsu!” Happy said flying over to Natsu.

“Hey buddy, you wanna help me teach Koneko how to swim?” Natsu asked.

“Sure I do. She likes fish just like me.” Happy pulled out a piece of tuna from his bag and handed it to Koneko.

“What makes you think I like fish?” Koneko asked, staring at the tuna intensely.

“Well, you smell like a cat.” Natsu answered plainly.

“Aye, and cat buddies stick together!” Happy said cheerfully.

“Whatever.” Koneko said slapping the fish away even though she really wanted it. Happy chased after the fish, leaving Natsu alone with Koneko.

Natsu began with the basics. He held Koneko by the arms, walking her through the water while she was kicking to propel herself. They did this for a while until Natsu wanted to step it up. He told Koneko to rotate her arms in the water, one by one, and to make sure that at least one of her arms were holding on to him. She complied and did what Natsu said as she started to get the hang of it. By now, she looked like a pretty decent swimmer, but with another person helping her stay afloat.

Moving to Issei and Asia, it turned out that Asia is a little harder to teach when it comes to swimming and was still in the kicking phase.

“Hey Asia, one question.” Issei said keeping up with the swimming.

“What is it Issei?” Asia asked with her head out of the water.

“Where’s Xenovia? I haven’t seen her this whole time. I’d feel pretty bad if she missed this.” Issei said to Asia while she decided to stop so she can answer the question.

“Well, Xenovia is still trying to find out how to put on her bathing suit. Turns out that this is her first time doing this.” Asia explained to Issei while he looked surprised.

“Wow, being in the church must have really put restrictions on what she could do.” Issei pondered.

Going back to Natsu and Koneko, Natsu was enjoying his time teaching Koneko how to swim but she just had her ever-present stoic face.

“Natsu-senpai.” Koneko called, bringing her head out of the water.

“Huh, what is it?” Natsu asked, looking down at her.

“I’m… I’m sorry you have to teach me how to swim.” Koneko said shyly while Natsu just grinned.

“What’cha talkin’ ’bout? You have no reason to say sorry. I love helping out my friends, and that includes you Neko-chan.” Natsu continued to smile and didn’t notice he was traveling to the deep end of the pool. Slowly he started to lose his footing on the ground the more he continued to walk. “What the heck?”

“N-Natsu-senpai!” Koneko called out from the water. Her arms were flailing around in the water, hitting Natsu as he finally lost his footing on the floor. He slipped into the water, bringing Koneko down with him. She continued to move around frantically, losing air fast. Natsu swam over to her and grabbed her by the arms to stop her from moving. He looked her in the eye and held her arms tightly while Koneko began to calm down. He let go of her arms and let her float on her own surprising Koneko herself. Eventually, they came up for air with Koneko holding onto Natsu as tightly as she could so she would fall back in.

“Natsu-senpai… I was so scared.” Koneko held on even tighter while Natsu acted as the lifeboat, keeping her above the water.

“You did a great job, though. You swam all the way up here on your own.” Natsu said smiling at her.

“Natsu-senpai… can be surprisingly gentle at times.” Koneko said timidly.

“Come on, we better get goin’. I think his cat has had enough water for now.” Natsu said jokingly while he moved Koneko to his back. She hung onto his neck while he swam the rest of the way across to the edge of the pool. Picking her up by the h.i.p.s, Natsu lifted Koneko off of him and put her safely on the outside of the pool, “There you go, all better right?”

“Natshuu!” Happy cried, flying over to them, “Koneko lost my fish! I looked everywhere!” Happy looked at said person then whipped his head to the side away from her, “I guess that’s what happens when I share my fish.” He said sourly.

“I’m sorry Happy-kun. I won’t do that again.” Koneko said sweetly while Happy turned back to look at her, “In fact, may I please have another piece of tuna?”

“Sure thing!” Happy gleefully said pulling out another tuna and gave it to Koneko.

“Thank you.” She said accepting the gift.

“See, now everything’s awesome again and Happy gained a new friend! You can tell ’cause he never shares his fish with anyone ‘cept Charla.” Natsu got out of the pool as well, sitting next to Koneko, “But you know Koneko… anytime you need me, I’ll be there. So there’s need to be so uptight, kay?” She nodded slowly, staring at Natsu while he just looked to the skies.

‘Natsu-senpai can be a real idiot… but he’s really compassionate. And what he’s saying to me… it might be…’

“Natsu, come over here! I need your help!” Rias called out. Natsu sighed when he got up from the ground and turned to Koneko.

“It was nice spending time with you Neko-chan. Hope we can do it again!” And with that Natsu ran off to Rias with Happy not far behind. Getting to Rias, Natsu saw that she was lying on her chest with the straps of the top piece of her swimsuit detached and sunscreen lotion next to her.

“What’s up Princess?” Natsu asked walking up to her.

“Do you mind putting some lotion on my back. I can’t reach it myself so I’m asking you.” Rias explained.

“Sure, why not.” Natsu agreed while inside of Rias was exploding fireworks.

“Ne, Natsu, are you sure about this?” Happy asked his partner.

“What are you getting at Happy?” Natsu asked turning to his buddy.

“Well, I’m just saying that you might be able to avoid a catastrophe if you don’t do that.” Happy explained.

“I see your point. Something bad usually happens when I mess with a girl’s privacy.” Natsu said nodding in a sage-like manner.

‘Damn you Neko!’

“But I still don’t see the harm in doing this. I did it all the time for Mira and Erza.” Natsu said picking up the bottle of lotion.

‘Yes! Thank you, Natsu!’

“But don’t you remember what happened after you did that?” Happy asked rhetorically as Natsu’s eyes widened.

“You’re right, thatwasscary. I almost lost my head!” Natsu screamed frightened.

‘I’ll kill you Happy!’

“Although, Rias is different, isn’t she?” Natsu questioned.

‘Hurry Natsu! Do it already!’

“Barely.” Happy answered waving his paw towards Natsu, “Underneath all that red hair and big chest are some weird feelings you don’t want to get involved with, Natsu.”

Ignoring his warning, Natsu sprayed the lotion on his palm, “I’m gonna do it anyway.”

‘Finally!’

And so, Natsu spread the lotion on his hands and rubbed it on Rias’ back, getting unwanted reactions. She was m.o.a.ning… loudly. Rias was also squirming under his touch and shook her butt every time Natsu’s hand went near it.

“Uh, Princess… I think I’m stopping now.” Natsu pulled his hands away not liking where things were going.

“Mou~ Natsu, you were doing such a great job with me. Come on, do it some more~” Rias m.o.a.ned as Natsu shivered.

‘Happy was right!’

“I told you Natsu!” Happy’s voice rang in Natsu’s head when he said it. Happy was just enjoying them show, eating some fish along with it.

“Mhm~ lower, Natsu.” Rias commanded as Natsu did what he was told, going lower and lower each time. He stopped immediately when he was about to pass the “boundaries”. “If you don’t want to touch there Natsu, why don’t you rub my chest?”

“Holy Dragon’s crap!” Natsu screamed in shock, backing away when Rias got up from her back showing her b.r.e.a.s.ts. He didn’t even get far when he felt another n.a.k.e.d bosom hit his bare back.

“Oh, Natsu. Can you do me too?” Akeno asked wrapping her arms around Natsu.

“Happy! I’m sorry, you were right! I’ll give you all the fish I can buy, just help me!” Natsu screamed out for his friend, terrified for his life.

“No can do Natsu.” Happy said flying away, “You need to learn your lesson.”

“I already did!” He yelled back. Akeno suddenly began rubbing her chest against Natsu back.

“Come on Natsu-kun, it’s my turn.” Akeno said whispering in his ear causing Natsu to quiver a bit in fear.

“Akeno, what do you think you’re doing tomyNatsu?” Rias asked standing up, completely showing her chest. Issei looked towards their direction to see what the ruckus was about but passed out before any else happened because of the view he saw. Akeno let go of Natsu and stood up as well, looking at Rias while giggling to herself.

“Oh, Rias. Can’t you share?” Akeno asked jokingly while Rias opened her palm and summoned her magic.

“I don’t think so.” She let her magic aura seep out, scaring the heck outta Natsu since he was in the middle of all of it. Akeno wasn’t holding back either as she lightning crackling around her hand.

“I guess I’ll just have to take him by force.” Akeno said as the both of them threw their respected magic towards each other, causing an up rise of dust which was the perfect cover for Natsu’s escape. He wrapped his scarf around his face and sneakily ran out of the action like a ninja. Natsu jumped high into the air and landed safely next to the storage room door by doing a ninja roll. The storage room was away from all the ruckus as Natsu could finally collect his very little thoughts.

‘These girls are insane! They’re way too much like Erza and Mira for them not to be related.’Natsu thought, sitting down against the door, ‘Wait… they can’t be related if this is another dimension. Ahh! This is just too much!’Natsu grabbed his head to ease the headache he was acc.u.mulating while another person was walking up to his position.

“Oh, Prince Natsu. I didn’t know you were here.”

“What?” Natsu looked up to see Xenovia finally dressed in her swimsuit, “Xenovia? Oh, thank Igneel you’re here. I’ve been stressed this whole day because of Rias and Akeno. I’m glad you’re not like them. Wait, what took you so long anyway?”

“I had trouble putting on my suit but I got the hang of it after a while.” Xenovia answered.

“Does that mean you never worn one of those then?” Natsu asked again fixing his legs in a different position.

“Yes, I never thought that having these recreational activities would be efficient when working under the name of the Lord.” Xenovia explained while Natsu nodded his head in understanding, “Do I look weird?”

‘Another test!’”No, not at all! You look great!”‘Nailed it!’

“Thank you, Prince Natsu.” Xenovia said smiling a bit.

“You know, Natsu is fine. You don’t have to add “Prince” to my name.” Natsu said scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. ‘Although, it does have a nice ring to it.’

“Okay Natsu, while I was changing I was thinking of some things that I need your help with.” Xenovia closed her eyes to think of a way to put the things she wanted to say into simple terms.

“What do you need?” Natsu asked standing up.

“Just come with me.” Xenovia went passed Natsu and opened the door to the supply room. She let Natsu walk in first and slightly closed the door so they still had a bit of light to illuminate the area.

“So what is it Xenovia?” Natsu asked turning around to face her. He saw that she took out a big white towel and laid it on the floor.

“Well, you see, when I became a Devil I talked to Rias and she said that the species have strong desires that they need to fulfill. That’s when I realized that I never went through with any of my desires and now I want to do that now. I want to be womanly, I want to fall in love and have crushes but those goals are too far for me now. So I want to have s.e.x with someone instead. That’s the closest thing I could think of that’s womanly.” Xenovia explained walking up to Natsu.

“That’s… very deep. I don’t know how I can help you with any of that stuff?” Natsu said back to Xenovia, but suddenly she threw him on the ground that had the towel over it, “Ow, what the? Xenovia what are you doing?”

“Yes, you can help Natsu.” Xenovia answered, walking to Natsu again, “I want to make babies with you.”

“Woah! Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah! Woah! Woah, Woah, Woah!” Natsu scooted back furiously but his back hit the cold wall preventing him from going any further. He paused for a while, looking at Xenovia until his mouth opened again, “Wait, Wait, Wait! Let me take this in…” Natsu said taking in deep breathes, “You know what- screw it. WHAT!?”

“Don’t worry Natsu. I’ll try to make it as pleasurable as possible,” Xenovia began walking towards the cornered Natsu and sat on his lap, leaning against his shoulder, “Although, I think I’ll let you take lead since I’m sure you did this before, considering the type of person you are.”

‘What the hell is she talking about!? I’ve never done this before! And it’s not even August, so why is this happening to me!?’Natsu was scared shitless, he didn’t know what to do. Whatareyou supposed to do when a girl comes up to you and asks to have s.e.x? Actually do it?(I know some people said yes to this. Don’t lie to yourself)”Why do you even want to do it with me? There are tons of men out there?”

“I saw your fight with Kokabiel. With those strong genes, I can bare life to wonder children- our children.” Xenovia started to move her h.i.p.s along Natsu legs as he tensed up.

“If you’re looking for Dragon’s blood, go to Issei, he has plenty!” Natsu yelled anxiously.

“He may have it but yours is much stronger. Plus…” Xenovia blushed, “You’re more attractive than he is.”

“Igneel, help me! What do I do!?”Natsu called out to his father hurriedly.

“The hell should I know. Just give it to her.” Igneel answered.

“Not helping dad!”

“Come now Natsu, we must hurry before the rest finds us.” Xenovia took off her bikini top, showing Natsu her bountiful plumps of-

“I gotta go!” Natsu shook Xenovia off of him and crawled to the door. Before he could make a full on sprint, Xenovia grabbed tightly on his leg stopping any motives of escape. Natsu drilled his fingers in the ground trying desperately to get rid of her iron grip.

‘What the hell does she eat!?’Natsu continued to pry his way towards the door but alas, Xenovia had the upper hand and dragged Natsu back to his position against the wall. Xenovia crawled over to him and sat on his lap again while Natsu closed his eyes, prepared for the worst.

“Now… touch me.” Xenovia guided Natsu’s hand to her b.r.e.a.s.ts as he was about to touch them. Before he did though, the door opened to show Happy with a fish in his mouth and Koneko having a towel around her neck.

“Natsu… senpai?” Koneko said in disbelief as the towel fell off her.

“Koneko, please. This is not what it looks like.” Natsu begged.

“Yes it is.” Happy shot back.

“I… I… Natsu-senpai…” Koneko ran off leaving her towel and Happy behind while Natsu looked downhearted.

“I screwed up, didn’t I?” Natsu asked putting his head down.

“You screwed up.” Happy answered back, taking a bite of his fish.

“I don’t need a freaking echo, Happy!” Natsu yelled at his partner.

“Natsu, we have to hurry before any more people come here.” Xenovia warned, “Now, let’s started having s.e.x.”

“Uh, Natsu… there’s some more company.” Happy said, pointing to the people above him.

“Let’s…” Rias started.

“Have…” Akeno said joining Rias.

“S.e.x?” They both said in unison having bewildered faces etched on. Turns out Koneko just went to fetch Rias and Akeno to see the situation. Who knew she had such a devious side?

“F.u.c.k this!” Natsu dashed out of there at top speed, just wanting to get away from women for the rest of the day.

“I’m just sad we didn’t have the fish barbecue.”