Nether Marriage: Ghost Husband, Be Gentle - C74
I passed Su Min’s hand over and quickly stood up from the ground.
“Why would something like this come into our house?” Palaeo- Yan frowned.
“How would I know? They were still fine when they left.” I began to sob. “Where am I going to make up for my noodles? I didn’t even finish one episode when this disgusting guy came out. Then I called my brother and you guys saw what happened next.”
Yuning was currently using Yun Nan’s white medicine and bandages to bandage my wounds. Listening to me say so, she lightly sighed.
“Hey, evil spirit, you can’t protect your daughter-in-law properly either.” Palaeo- Yan gloated as he patted Su Min’s shoulders, “Your wife is not like mine, she has the ability to protect herself. Your wife is just a piece of trash.”
Holding back my tears, I rolled my eyes at Palaeo- Yan. Hey, no matter what, I am your master, right?
“I don’t know who was the one that made Slight Thing lie in the hospital for more than two months, but now he’s laughing at me instead. I didn’t even ridicule you! You’re actually laughing at me instead, heartless guy!” Palaeo- Yan looked at me and then calmly turned his head around.
“Look, you still have the strength to hurt me. Your wife is fine, who are you showing that dead face to?” Palaeo- Yan raised his eyebrows at Su Min.
“Firstly, if something were to happen to Luo Xiaowei, you might not be as quiet as me.” Su Min raised one finger, and then a second finger, “Second, I was already dead. Any expression on my face can be said to be a dead human face, so there’s nothing wrong with calling me a dead human face.”
I forced myself to laugh out loud, angering Palaeo- Yan to the point that he even had teeth like a beggar. He said that if I wasn’t his master, he would chop me into pieces and give it to his wife to stew.
Then, everyone turned to look at him. Ye Lingyun took out a kitchen knife from nowhere and asked me if I wanted to drink black chicken soup tonight.
The corner of Palaeo- Yan’s mouth twitched, he quietly moved away from Ye Lingyun, and as he moved, he said, “We’ll cooperate to bully him, and not even our wives will help him.”
I snorted and said I’d show you what it was to be a traitor.
My injuries weren’t to the extent that I needed to see Yun Yiran, so using the buddha beads, the medicine and gauze used to treat my wounds wouldn’t hinder me from grabbing anything. Su Min then asked me about all the details of the zombie, I said there were no more details, and was chased by this disgusting thing, who would have the time to observe it?
So Su Min frowned and looked around, and in the end, his gaze locked onto my phone that was smashed into pieces.
I still feel a bit sad when I look at my phone. F * ck, I’ve just died from spending more than 2000 yuan on my new phone, and now I don’t even have a place to find a claim. I really feel like I’m going to explode if I want to find another phone with the same brand.
Su Min squatted down and looked at the wreckage of his phone. He smeared some of the zombie mucus on the screen and placed it under his nose to smell, then suddenly frowned.
It seemed that the smell was really unpleasant.
“From the sewer.” Su Min fiercely pulled out a few pieces of paper from the table to wipe his hands.
Pfft, why do I want to laugh so badly when I see Su Min’s frown?
Xiaochu attacked Xiaochu when he was at home alone, directly taking him down before he took the chance to take Xiaochu away. By the time we returned and discovered him, it was already too late, so we should have planned this plan. “” Okay. Su Min used a large amount of toilet paper to barely be considered as clean his fingers, and then disdainfully kicked the trash can away from him. Only then did he speak.
“Or the demonic soul from hell?” Ye Lingyun rubbed his chin, “They really are haunting me like ghosts.”
“Right, is it time for the solar eclipse?” Palaeo- Yan suddenly asked.
“A solar eclipse?” Everyone was confused, but Su Min pinched his fingers and calculated, and then nodded.
“Six days.”
“Team China doesn’t have much time left.” Palaeo- Yan rolled his eyes, “The day of the solar eclipse was the day when Yin Qi was at its strongest, at that time the demon would certainly attack Ye Xiaochu, I think the zombie should be the one opening the way, the Ghost Servant should be busy recently is also related to this, after all, every solar eclipse is rioting the Undead in the Underworld, it might be easy for them to return to the Yang World to borrow the dead’s soul to return, there was an example of this before, when they were taken away by the King of Hell, it was said that the commotion caused at the Underworld at that time was huge, and it caused some disturbance to the order of the Yang World, so it took them a while to recover.”
“It seems very serious.” I cringed.
“Very serious.” Palaeo- Yan curled his lips, “Back then, the person who borrowed the corpse’s soul to return was a demon king level character, but he came up and hacked a group of people to death. He was so fierce, that I calmed down in the end.”
“Huh?” Do you even have the ability to do that? Why didn’t I know? ” Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows.
“Of course.” Palaeo- Yan was a little flattered, “Let me eat those corpses, they taste good.”
Thus, I imagined Gu Yan in a suit sitting on a garbage heap and chewing the corpse, and I couldn’t help but feel nauseous. Then, to everyone’s surprise, I, who was strong enough to face a zombie with mucus all over my body, was now holding a trash can and spitting out tears.
You really don’t blame me for vomiting, but this looks too much like a zombie, okay!
“Palaeo- Yan, if you don’t brush your teeth three times, don’t think about going to this old lady’s bed.” With a slightly pale face, he said, “I feel that it’s not bad.”
Palaeo- Yan’s face twitched.
He suddenly felt a little regretful.
He had wanted to pretend to be awesome, but his wife had turned him down, so it was rather urgent to wait online.
Ignoring the injured Palaeo- Yan, Su Min asked Yuning to find some materials, and set up a few array formations in the room to prevent other evil beings from entering the house. On the way, he also drew a small rune on my arm with cinnabar, it really is a small rune, only the size of a thumb nail.
Seeing that I was fine, everyone went back to their own rooms. It was already getting dark, so Palaeo- Yan brought his lovely wife back.
I sat on the bed, which had just been covered with a new bedsheet, and looked at Su Min quietly while blinking my eyes.
“What do you want to say?” Su Min sat beside me.
“Su Min, why didn’t the God Slaying protect its master this time?” I gritted my teeth. I originally thought that the God Slaying would automatically protect its master. After all, it is a knife with a spirit.
“Because you’re not strong enough to make it acknowledge you.” Su Min laughed, “Last time, which God in the blade possessed you for three minutes. In just three minutes, you have lost all the blood from your seven orifices and fainted. Your body is too weak, so the God Slaying did not dare to jump out.
“What do you mean playing yourself to death!” I exploded. “Am I playing?”
“Alright, alright, alright. You’re not playing with me. I spoke wrongly, I spoke wrongly.” Su Min laughed.
“Su Min.” I tugged on Su Min’s sleeve.
“What’s wrong?”
“Can I hug you?”
Su Min was obviously startled by my words, he then opened his arms and pulled me into his embrace.
Her nose was filled with the faint, extremely intoxicating smell of clear wine coming from Su Min’s body. Because he was a ghost, he did not have any body heat, so his embrace seemed to be a little cold.
“Xiaochu.” Su Min whispered into my ear, “I love you.”
“So, don’t leave me, okay?”
I blushed and nodded, not saying anything.
Su Min’s lips slowly felt their way to my lips, his movements were extremely gentle, and there was even a bit of probing. If I had even the slightest bit of resistance, he would feel like he would have stopped.
I looked at his eyes, which were close at hand, and at the faint shadow cast on his face by his long eyelashes. I smiled softly, and then I closed my eyes.
His entire body, was filled with the intoxicating scent of Su Min.
That night, Su Min didn’t make the next move. He only hugged me and the two of them slept in peace.
In fact, even if Su Min wanted to go through the last step that day … I do.
But Su Min was really careful, according to him, he won’t touch me until I completely accept him.
At that time, Palaeo- Yan rolled his eyes fiercely at him, saying, “Are you afraid of balls? How long have you two been married for, that the female partner is actually still a virgin?
Su Min rolled his eyes and said that if Palaeo- Yan and Slight Chill were to not get married, he would probably have to get married.
Palaeo- Yan rolled his eyes, said, I got it, got it, he was clearly a ghost, but he was even more annoyed than an old lady, he really didn’t know if Su Min was a real man or not.
Su Min said that there was no need for you to worry about it.
So I lay innocent.
Hey, hey, who did I offend? Don’t shoot at me! We’re all on the same side!
After being attacked, the other party seemed to have completely stopped attacking and never attacked me again. Su Min stood by my side, not even a step away from me. Cough, this requires Yuning to accompany his.
Regarding this, Yuning also said that she was actually being too careful with me, but I could still tell that I was indeed scared of dying from being held in Su Min’s hands, and that she was just too afraid of melting in her mouth. Su Min really dotes on me.
I blushed and said, Of course I know, I’m not blind.
At that time, when he was drinking Coke, he spat out, “Stop messing around, aren’t you blind?” Can you please set your conscience straight when you say that?
Then I roll my eyes at him, and one Oyster flips in my mouth and says, Eat it. The food won’t stop your fox mouth.
So I ate happily, holding Oyster slightly in my arms.
I raised my head and looked at the dazzling sun, then looked at Su Min behind me, and the corner of my mouth unconsciously curled up.
Such a life was actually quite good.