Netkama Punch!!! - CH 15

Translator: misacchi

Editor: Girl from the East

The online dating that I thought of. So, this was what a “netkama’s” online dating was like.

1. Show disgusting aegyo.

2. Buy items or get money from a gullible person that would fall for it.

3. End things cleanly before you get caught. If caught, enlist, or go underwater.

In a nutshell it was an easy job. I was confident that even if there was a problem, I could just delete my account and run away. So when Shin Heejae proposed a one-month online relationship, I accepted it without much thought.

However…

“No, this is crazy. Are all online relationships like this?”

Just one day after I started online dating, he wanted to do something completely unprecedented.

♥Arcadia character killer combination with my lover ♥

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First the problem was that Shin Heejae was the most famous streamer in [Arcadia]. (fuck it, fuck, fuck!).

As soon as he agreed to date me, he posted a video with that disgusting title after five hours as if he had been waiting to do it. The beginning of the video was the scene where ‘Sesam’ and ‘Heejae’ were getting married at the [Arcadia] wedding hall.

“No wonder this madman was in a hurry…”

I watched the wedding scene with a bubbling heart. The background sound was a piano version of a pop song famous for proposing, and the wedding scene ended with the finale of the nuisance of the ignorant clan members who came out to celebrate Shin Heejae’s love.

However, in the 10-minute video, the wedding scene lasted only 25 seconds. In other words, I still had to suffer another 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

The remainder of the video was footage of me and Shin Heejae walking around the dungeon together. There was also a video of the days when I was dragged into become his “healer slave” in the very early days. I was getting goosebumps because I never dreamed that this bastard would be saving all the videos with me like this.

What was even more annoying is that, just by looking at the video, Shin Heejae and I seemed like a perfect couple.

All the chatting parts where I cursed at or rebuked him were edited or covered up with effects or subtitles. My occasional dumbfounded [lololol] that I typed were organized as if I were laughing at him.

What made me fume even more was that the words that I didn’t say to Shin Heejae were edited as if they were talking about him.

Some time ago, while walking around a dungeon with Heejae, I ran into a monster called [Cocoa Slime]. The monster was in the shape of a ‘Hershey’s Kiss chocolate’, so I chatted subconsciously that it [looks delicious;].

This crazy guy zoomed in on my character and pasted the chat where I wrote [looks delicious;]!

“No, you bastard! Would I be crazy and say that a game character looks delicious! Ah, fuck…”

Does he think everyone has a high sex drive like him and get excited over a game character? I was so furious that I couldn’t even speak. However, I had already crossed a river of no return.

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[wonderful ham — omg! Heejae are you dating the healer?… (699 Likes)]

[Sunny Side Up — the two of you get along well *trembling* a monster couple *trembling*… (356 Likes)]

[what’s the best clan — I attended the wedding yesterday lololololololol you two last long!… (333 Likes)]

[I’ll kms if I die in Arca again — are you joining forces with your girlfriend lol… (239 Likes)]

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[Hyeomjae — lmao It’s an online wedding that suits your standard? Do you receive congratulatory money? lololololol… (1 Like)]

Even the trusted Hyeomjae posted such a terrible comment. Shin Heejae ‘hearted’ the comment as well. I lost the will to fight any longer and turned off YouTube.

However, it wasn’t enough to turn off YouTube. I just don’t see Shin Heejae offline, as long as I’m holding my cell phone, I was tied up with him 24 hours a day.

How can a mere office worker win against the bastard who immediately hits the call button if the ‘unread’ sign did not disappear or if I did not respond? I couldn’t leave my phone off while working…

In the end I had no choice but to reply to messages in order to prevent him from calling me. Even now, the guy has figured out my lunch time was sending me a message.

[Heejae: did you eat lunch ㅇ.ㅇ?]

[Heejae: ?]

[Heejae: ㅇ_ㅇ Hhmm…]

[Heejae: baby are you still eating?]

[Me: ah fck you crazy punk]

[Me: I just ate, please]

[Heejae: ㅇ.ㅇ lolololololololololol but…]

[Heejae: i’m not a crazy punk, darling ㅇ.ㅇ]

[Me: ah]

As I read his message, my hands shook. It was because I remembered the rule that was made yesterday.

It was… to call each other by nicknames. Of course, it was an idea that a psycho like Shin Heejae would want to do. Of course, I immediately objected. Why would we need something like pet names? I felt like I would shrink and die.

However, the staff had not yet come into my hands, and there was clearly a ‘gap’ and ‘eul’ in this relationship.

Of course, Shin Heejae was the ‘gap’. He said, “What kind of lovers would we be without nicknames?” and threatened me, “Noona, do you want to make me lose my interest?”

Even so, the choice of nicknames were like shit. He asked me to choose between the three, “darling”, “baby”, and “honey”.

I had no choice but to choose ‘darling’, which was the least annoying. However… Every time he called me ‘darling’ I thought, this was the reason why people are killing people.

‘If I had met him offline, I would have beaten him up…’

But, because the halo of the staff still had a bigger place in my heart… In the end I had no choice but to clench my fist and send a servile reply to him.

[Me: but… Shin Heejae-ya ㅎㅎ…]

[Me: I like to hear you call me ‘noona’ more]

[Me: ㅎㅎ…]

[Heejae: ㅇ_ㅇ Ohhng??]

[Me: So… ‘noona’ as a pet name…]

[Me: my heart is leaning towards it ㅎㅎ]

[Me: did I get attached because you called me that so much? ㅎ]

[Heejae: ㅇ.ㅇ oohhng…?]

Even the comment, that I thought was a change of conversion, did not work for Shin Heejae. He just kept saying ‘Oohhng’ like a vibrating bell. I was even more angry and my face grew hot with a sense of shame that I had said something meaningless.

Fuck! Why don’t you pretend to listen when someone talks?

[Me: ha fck no]

[Me: I think that kind of pet name is recently…]

[Me: kinda lame af]

[Me: are you serious? at this age, do you really want to be called darling?]

[Heejae: ㅇ_ㅇ]

[Heejae: ㅇ.ㅇ??]

[Heejae: ㅇwㅇ??]

I looked at his colorful emoticons and eventually exploded.

[Me: die darling die!!!]

[Heejae: lololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololol]

[Me: fuck darling bastard]

[Me: son of a darling bitch are you satisfied now?]

[Heejae: lololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololol]

Seeing Shin Heejae, who laughed happily, a sense of reality came over me. Look at the state of myself. In case my coworkers saw my phone screen, I climbed up to the rooftop and secretly sent messages from the corner…

“Haa…”

I even felt the urge to jump as I looked down at the distant heights below the fence.

But, at that moment.

[♬♪♬♪♪♬]

As if making fun of my feelings, I got a call from Shin Heejae.

“Fuck…”

Of course, I wanted to ignore it, but having an online relationship with this guy was a problem. Shin Heejae argued that it was strange not to answer the phone when we were in a relationship, and I ended up getting dragged in.

Of course, there was the condition that I did not have to talk, but it was concluded that I had to answer Shin Heejae’s call at least once a day.

Besides, he found out from what time to what time the company’s lunch break was, so I had no reason to refuse. I sighed and answered the call.

“Noona.”

Who knows what good thing happened today? Shin Heejae called me with a voice that suggested that he was in a good mood.

I frowned and tapped on the phone screen.

[Me: 10 minutes left]

Of course, Shin Heejae didn’t care and just said what he had to say.

“Noona, are you outside? I can hear the wind.”

I hurriedly turned off the microphone and typed an answer into the messaging app I was chatting with him.

[Me: rooftop]

“You have very sharp ears…”

As I sarcastically muttered to myself, I changed the call to speaker mode and his voice began to be heard clearly. However, it was also noisy on Shin Heejae’s side, so I asked him casually.

[Me: are you outside too?]

“I came to buy a present for noona.”

[Me: what?]

“Birthday present. I called to ask if there was anything you wanted to receive.”

I was startled and froze. As Shin Heejae said, my birthday was January 25th… Today was January 15th, so there was not much time left until my birthday.