New Times, New Hell - Chapter 97

On this day, Yu Zhengdu was meeting in the conference room of the subsidiary. Suddenly there was a commotion outside. The administrative sister rushed to knock on the door: “Yu Ge, your duck is crazy.”

Yu Zheng crossed his head and came up with a string of question marks. He quickly got up and went out, and he heard the scream of “squatting” from his work station. A group of colleagues were pointing around and pointing at him. Beckon: “Boss, come on, your duck seems to be evil–“

Someone said that they tried to calm the ducks, but when they were close, they were immediately greeted by the ducks, and some people accidentally were stunned. The slap of “嗷-” rang through the office and suddenly burst into tears: “This duck is too Fierce!”

Yu Zhengdu:==

He came closer and saw that the duck was very excited. When he saw that his wings were more fierce, he turned around in the nest. “Hey—-“

Some colleagues were confused and confused: “Is it dancing ballet?”

The ducks have a pair of wings to protect the hatching nest: “呱呱-呱呱-“

Yu fights for a move in the heart, takes out the phone and counts the time, and then the spirit: “It is the goose to break the shell!”

The duck spreads its wings: “呱-“

Colleagues are confused: “Is the egg to be broken and the duck will be notified in advance?”

Of course, the ducks will not, but the ducks were threatened by the ghost king and did not dare to inform.

Yu Qicheng did not hear the doubts of his colleagues, and he sent his message to himself: [Peqi is born. 】

When the information was just sent out for less than a minute, the voice of the business was ringing behind him, with a hint of tension: “I am.”

The surrounding colleagues have said hello, some people are surprised: “The business is always coming, is it just coming over?”

Liu Wei squinted his eyes: “Do you have good equipment in this business?”

Yu Zhengdu looked back and was shocked.

I saw a neat and tidy formal dress with a… a daddy backpack?

The Shangyu station has to be straight and has driven away other colleagues in a cold-faced way: “What good looks are there in the small goose shell? I don’t hurry to work.”

The big boss spoke, and the colleagues didn’t dare not listen. They had to spread silently, but they couldn’t help but go back one step and three times. They secretly said: “The goose cracked the shell is not good, what does the merchant always do?”

“The business is carrying on the body… seems to be used for childcare?”

“Speaking of it, the Shang Dynasty seems to be watching the goose eggs every day?”

“Wow, good double bid for a boss!”

When everyone walked away, Shang Yan only sneered, calm voice and Yu Ziduo said: “These people really do not know each other, actually dare to be here, but also want to be Peggy’s first father is not?”

Oviparous animals have an imprinting effect and will instinctively follow the creatures they saw at first sight after breaking the shell. It is naturally impossible for others to appear in her sight when Peggy was born.

Not only that, he glanced at the big white duck coldly: “Go.”

The big white duck didn’t dare to scream, and jumped out of the hatchery nest, his wings folded, and he twisted his **** and ran away.

Yu Zhengdu: “…” nurse duck, miserable!

After the other living things except the metaphor were retired, Shang Hao took the daddy backpack and began to pick things up from the inside.

Small insulation lamps, new nests, small bottles filled with water, glucose, freshly packed grass, vegetable leaves, broken rice and bone meal, and other miscellaneous things, even a small one Square box.

Yu argued and looked at the small square box: “Is this?”

“Goose boy swimming pool.” Shang Yan said and took out a small swimming ring with a big palm. “I don’t know if Peggy will swim when he was born, and it is safe to have a swimming ring.”

Yu said that he almost whimpered: “…you think about it.”

Shang Hao looked cold and cold: “I have seen the Goose Raiders in advance.”

Yu Zhengdu is simply ashamed: “I am really an unqualified father.”

“Why are you not qualified, you have to work hard.” Shang Yan said, reaching out and stroking his back neck, revealing a smile that made him feel relieved. “It is enough to have me as your backing.”

I have to say that when Shang said this kind of words, the momentum is still very powerful and persuasive.

… If the incident is not to raise the goose, it will be more touching.

As he said, the huge goose egg in the breeding nest trembled, and the hand grabbed Yu’s hand: “Come out!”

The white eggshell was gently opened a small hole, and the thin, seemingly screaming of the poultry came out of the eggshell. The smaller the hole, the smaller the goose mouth like a melon seed. A little bit came out.

Shang Hao had never looked at the movement of the goose egg. When he saw the goose mouth, he suddenly paused. After thinking about it, he stepped back a little and gently pushed Yu Yu to the front.

Yu Zhengdu was slightly surprised: “Well?”

At the same time, a tender yellow, fluffy, wet head was swept out of the hole in the eggshell, and the black bean eyes slid into the eye of Yu.

The goose stretched out his neck and made a low voice: “Oh—-“

Yu’s eyes suddenly softened, revealing a shallow smile, whispering: “Peqi, finally met again.”

At this time, Shang Hao came forward and stared at the gosling for a while, suddenly said: “Call Dad.”

Yu’s eyes crossed him and he approached him a little closer: “Well, this is also your father.”

……

Because Yu Zhengdu and Shangyu are living alone, when there is no one at home, Peggy is still a tender goose. Naturally, she does not care to leave her alone at home, so she will continue to live in the company. In the daytime, you can take care of it. In the evening, you can take it home when you look at the situation. If something is inconvenient to take home, you will stay in the company and have a ghost colleague from Luofeng to look after it.

Originally, Yu Judu wanted to bring Peggy back to the Luofeng headquarters. After all, the colleagues there knew the situation of Peggy, but considering that Luo Feng was a ghost, Peggy was best born during the time. The more prosperous place to stay better, decided to put it on the future of the exclamation before she changed her hair.

Fortunately, raising a small goose does not occupy a large area, and Peggy has given her a smart mind when she broke the shell. Although it is a bird, she can slowly learn human habits and knowledge like a human child. To be precise, Because of the different growth cycles, Peggy’s learning speed is faster than the average child.

There was a little oolong in the middle. Luo Feng’s colleague heard that Peggy finally broke the shell and came over to visit. They did not forget to bring a small gift. They solemnly treated the attitude of a newborn goose. The people of the future were shocked. As a result, a Luofeng employee did not think about it and brought a bag of eggs.

The whole of the awkward future: “…??” Is it human? ! Look at the goose with the eggs!

This is intimidating the goslings!

The future sand sculpture programmers of the starter felt that cto and the big boss and the colleagues at the headquarters were very confused, but the human acceptance and adaptability was beyond imagination.

In a few days, programmers not only began to accept this setting, but also joined the ranks of caring goslings.

After all, the life of writing code is so boring, and it is a good leisure activity to have a look at the fluffy goslings during work hours.

Soon after, some strange posts appeared on some Internet industry exchange groups and technology forums.

Title: Click to see the fresh goose

Title: Surprise! Our boss raised a Peggy in the office.

Title: She is so cute

Title: I specially brought breakfast to her, but she was kicked by her foot… but I still indulged her and could not extricate herself.

Soon, Goose Peggy’s high-definition big picture was widely circulated in the industry. Many of his peers knew that the Emerald had a gosling in the future office, and his peers were confused.

[Poisonous, what is Peiqi, I thought I would raise a small pig in the office?]

[The programmer is really crazy, even if you **** the cat and **** the dog, actually started to **** the goose? 】

[Do not map guns in front, it is the programmer of the future of the singer is so crazy]

[But the small fluffy animals in the office are really decompressed! If our company can raise one, it will be fine! 】

[Looks like decompression, the poultry animals and cats and dogs can not be the same, can not teach, can not chaos, but also does not look so good. 】

[I heard the people of the future, the ducks and geese are very magical, smarter than cats and dogs, will not scream at work, will go to the office toilet? ? 】

[Before you listen to the people of the future, the cows are bragging. Can ducks and geese be smarter than cats and dogs? 】

There are quite a few doubtful voices in the circle. Most people think that it is not appropriate to raise ducks and raise geese in the office. It is easy to affect the normal work order. Some people suspect that this is the speculation method of the future of the eerie, deliberately using the eye of the Shantou blogger. And so on, this argument has been endorsed by many people.

The hype of the Internet industry has been in existence for a long time, because good programmers are scarce, and the pressure on recruitment of various companies is high. There are many kinds of recruitment and promotion, and all kinds of employee welfare of their own companies are boasted. Normally, such as staff canteens and working environment. Wait a minute, some companies have launched controversial so-called “programmers encouragers”, find **** to cheer for programmers, and some companies have done “pet days”, on specific days to encourage employees to bring their own cats to work.

Therefore, it is not surprising that some people in the industry think that it is a means of speculation in the future.

However, it was not long before the voice of doubt came out, and the Weibo business of Shangyu suddenly became active.

I started to do European **** today: Peggy and her father, a week old [photo]

The picture shows the side face of Yu Zhengdu’s work. A tender yellow goose stands firmly on his shoulder and carefully watches the computer screen with him.

Today began to do the European god: Peggy sleeping [photo]

The picture shows the gosling lying in a hood with a layer of cotton. The eye-catching netizens quickly recognized it – this is not the hood of the sweater that the seniors often wear.

Today began to do the European god: Peggy’s new nest, very dense [photo]

This photo is Peggy’s skillful squatting on a fluffy, dense hair. This is a thick degree… no doubt, it is the hair of the senior.

Netizens: [……………………]

[Mom duck, this goose is too cute too much! 】

[? ? ? ? ? Into the confusion, this is really the legendary social goose? Is it so embarrassing when I was young? 】

[You are really watching the goose? ? All my eyes are attracted by the handsome face of the senior, and the nosebleed slowly.]

[…called Peggy’s goose and goose dad, I don’t know which one to slot for a while]

[School is really a programmer? His hair is thicker than me! ! ! ! 】

[I love Goose Peiqi, since the ceo company raised her, the appearance rate of the ceo microblogging seniors has soared, I am so happy [heart]]

[Only I feel that the sun-bone on the surface of ceo is actually in the dark poke.] 】

The high-profile attention of Shangyu’s Weibo, he sang the goose at such a high frequency, and was quickly reprinted inside the Internet industry.

[The future of the goose Peggy looks amazing.]

[The duck is also very awkward…]

[Less come, who will not pose]

[A pendulum can make a goose sleep in the singer’s hat so obediently, kneeling on the head of singer? 】

[Oh, there is a video on the subject]

The future of the Emerald is really capable, and soon an internal employee released a video anonymously.

In the video is a large white duck swaying with a fluffy gosling in the hallway.

At first, everyone was still unclear. I thought it was an ordinary duck goose. I was still feeling the magic of this company. I actually let a duck bring a goose, but after a few seconds, an employee greeted the duck and the goose: Qi, go to the bathroom?”

The duck didn’t react, but the gosling patted the wings: “Giggle.”

The netizens who watched the video were shocked: [What is the situation? Peggy understands? 】

[I happen to be? 】

Just said, I saw the ducks and goslings turn in one step, entered a door, the video lens went up, and the house number of the women’s toilet was photographed.

Netizen: […? It really is? ? ? 】

[Peqi is getting fine? 】

There are some similar videos, and soon everyone knows that the future of the goose Peggy is really high IQ, not as difficult as ordinary poultry.

The programmers of other companies are sour, of course, there is another thing they are more sour.

[emmm, goose is not a shot, but singer’s hair is really thick, this company is not working hard, or feng shui is particularly good to raise hair, I don’t care, I have to send a resume]

[Add 1 to the upstairs, I will also go to the starter to raise hair in the future]

[You are doing the opposite order, not the singer’s future hair raising, but the ability to raise the hair to enter the future of the singer]

……

During the lunch break this day, Liu Wei and a group of programmers of the company went around the computer to study and buy the ball after lunch. Recently, there were competitions. Several of them often made some money to buy some notes.

Liu Wei: “Buy this one, I think this win is bigger.”

Another person: “Don’t, they are like that. The last two games are good luck.”

Liu Wei: “Good luck is also a kind of strength!”

“I don’t believe in luck, or buy a comprehensive strength.”

The two argued endlessly, and the colleagues on the side were annoyed. They suggested: “Don’t make a noise, or buy it with the octopus.”

Octopus is a net red blogger who specializes in football predictions. Weibo id is called Asian octopus. Because of the enthusiasm of octopus who was popular during the World Cup, and the prediction results are barely passed, they are nicknamed by netizens. For the octopus brother.

Liu Wei expressed his opposition: “No, octopus brother is my idol black powder, I am determined not to buy it with him.”

Colleague: “Then we can only buy and buy separately.”

Liu Wei: “Don’t, are we buying a ball? It’s a thick thing.”

Colleague ==: “Then you will unify your opinion.”

Liu Wei also had some helplessness, looking at the colleague who argued with him: “If you don’t guess the boxing, who wins who to listen to.”

That person: “It’s not good.”

It was stagnating, and suddenly there was a “beep” sound at the foot. I saw the big white duck with Peggy starting a walk after lunch.

“Oh, I have an idea.” Liu Wei said, quickly took out two pieces of paper, wrote the names of the two teams, and then put them in front of Peggy, shouting, “Peggy comes to help the brothers make a choice.” Let’s go.”

Others also said that they were “squeaky” and laughed: “The right pair, let Peggy make the decision, Peggy said that which one to buy and which one to buy, no one is allowed to have opinions.”

Peggy’s body grew a little longer, because of the mana’s mana blessing, it was much healthier than the ordinary goose. Her little eyes turned and then the goose fell and stepped on one of the pieces of paper.

Liu Wei is overjoyed: “Pei Qi has a vision.”

Another colleague was a little disappointed: “Oh, Peggy also believes in luck, this team is not very good.”

“The opposite of the octopus brother’s prediction. If you forget it, let’s do it.”

……

Yu Zhengdu had lunch at the headquarters and Shangyu for a few days at noon. On this day, because of a little work, he stayed in the future of the Emerald, and Shanghao naturally ran to eat with him.

As a result, not long after the two had finished eating, they saw a group of programmers in the company glance with a bunch of small toys and boutique goose feeds to chase behind Peggy.

Liu Wei: “Peggy Peggy, come, let us predict one more.”

“Pei Qi, this is the offering of the younger brother today, please smile.”

“Goose Daxian, you are the goddess of our group!”

Yu Zhengdu looked awkward and shouted at them and asked, “What are you doing?”

Everyone found that Yu Zhengdu and his boss are also here today. Liu Wei said with excitement: “Boss, Peggy is good! She has already predicted four games in our game!”

Another person: “She has surpassed the octopus brother in our team of friends and officially became a sister of Peggy!”

Yu Zhengdu:? ? ? ?

He asked in detail, only to know that Liu Wei had not argued for the first two days. He held a joke and let Peggy predict a game. I didn’t expect the results to be predicted. They started to think it was just a coincidence, but with the former For example, I was joking and looking for her prediction.

The strength of the two teams in the second game was great. I didn’t expect Peggy to choose the weak one. At that time, everyone just played it casually and didn’t buy it according to the results predicted by Peggy. Out of the cold, it turned out that the team with much weaker strength won.

Colleagues were taken aback, but I still felt that it was just a coincidence. I tried to find Peggy’s prediction later. I didn’t want to connect with four games. Peggy was all guessing, and two of them were still big.

Because the first three games were benchmarked, in the fourth game, a colleague boldly took the heavy weight and won a big sum of money, that is, the one who just brought the small toy and the fine feed to Peggy. .

Not only that, because the future programmers of the Emerald have developed the habit of drying the goose. Later, they also sent the photo of Peggy’s prediction to the group of friends. Now Peggy has become the goddess in the hearts of the players. At a young age, he was honored as a “Pecher Sister” by a group of great men.

After listening to the story, the metaphor was once speechless: “… Peggy sister?”

He looked at the little goose Peggy, surrounded by programmers. Peggy looked at him with his wings and stretched his neck and said, “Hey–” Dad!

Yu argued and turned to look at Shangyu: “Is this coincidence?”

“No.” Shang Yi will think of something, and he will sigh for a moment. “You still remember, Peggy’s past life is a fairy?”

Yu Zhengdu instantly understood it.

In the past, the reason why the sorcerer was circulated in the folks was because one of the abilities of the celestial being was to predict the good and the bad, and the past life of Peggy was not an ordinary belly fairy, but was retouched by the demon jinhe. With a strong divination ability, Liu Ning’s biggest purpose is to use her to count money.

Shang Yu explained that Peggy should have been refining in the past life and once possessed a living spirit. Therefore, although this ability has been greatly reduced after being reincarcerated, it has not completely disappeared. This is also a common phenomenon in reincarnation.

Shang Yang: “It is not a big deal to be as good as before, but predicting that the team should be no problem.”

Yu Zhengdu is getting excited: “…I feel we have to make a fortune?”

“A fool.” Shang Hao touched his fluffy hair. “You forgot Liu Ning’an’s end?”

Yu Zhengdu: “Wow, don’t scare me.”

The group of programmers did not listen to their conversations, and the names of the two teams that were ready for the next game were preparing to be called Peggy.

Liu Wei: “Peqi, if you predict this time, I will buy you a luxury goose villa.”

Shang Xiao looked at the gosling: “Pei Qi, come back.”

Peggy had already begun to move forward. She was shouted and shouted, and quickly patted her wings. “嘎嘎” ran to the side of Shangyu, and Shangyu bent down to hold her up and put it on the shoulder of Yu Zhengdu. Ruan said: “These predictions are not allowed in the future.”

Peggy nodded: “Hey.”

The programmers mourned, and Liu Wei said with a bitter face: “Commercial, don’t be so stingy, we only play at noon, and will not delay work.”

Yu Zhengdu has already understood this time and said: “It is not for you to play, it is for you.”

Everyone said that they are puzzled: “How bad is it to play this?”

“One or two times, it doesn’t matter, the number of times is no longer.” Yu Zhengduo said, “There are more fortune, which will affect the fortune.”

This is easy to understand and does not require much explanation. Liu Wei does not believe it: “Not at all?”

Shang Yan saw the person who made a fortune by buying the ball. “You made a lot of money? If you don’t let the money go out, you will soon be unlucky.”

The man’s face was a bit uncomfortable: “Boss, don’t curse me.”

Shang Xiao was too lazy to explain to him, and he was sitting on the back to fight.

He didn’t let Peggy continue to predict, and other people couldn’t help it. He had to sneak a sneak peek. The colleague who was told that he was unlucky was still unhappy. He whispered and complained to other colleagues: “The boss is too talkative, I don’t. Just earned something from Peggy, do you need to curse me like this?”

Colleagues comforted: “The boss always speaks this style, don’t worry.”

The man is still uncomfortable: “Speaking is not equal to mouth poison, well, Mom, I will not do it.”

He thought about it and whispered: “I secretly told you, in fact, I have received an offer from a p2p company the day before yesterday. I originally thought that our company atmosphere was very good. I was reluctant to consider it. The boss is like this. Then I will simply forget.”

Colleagues sweated a bit: “It’s really unnecessary. The general business people are very good, and they have not treated us badly. They are too lazy to say beautiful words.”

The man couldn’t listen, and some proudly said: “Oh, he just said that I am going to be unlucky? I honestly said that the new company gave me a 50% higher salary than here, and my home recently Isn’t it a quick demolition? I am lucky, and it is not affected at all.”

The reason why he dared to talk about business is not because of this enthusiasm.

Because of this episode at noon, the atmosphere of the future programmers of the horror was suddenly lowered, and the same fact that the merchant was stamped and unlucky was too angry, and immediately submitted a resignation letter.

When Yu Zhengdu received the resignation letter, he was a little surprised. He just shook his head and shook his head: “Approved.”

Yu Zhengdu approved the application for resignation. Because of this, the programmer exploded. Everyone felt that it was unnecessary because of a small incident. Their relationship has always been good, otherwise they will not buy the ball together. So everyone went to persuade the colleague.

The man would have liked the company to retain him. I didn’t expect Yu Zhengdu to be so refreshed, a little angry and angry, and even more impossible to change his mouth. Not only that, but he also deliberately sent the screenshot of the new company’s offer to several familiar ones. Colleagues, a little bit and the meaning of company demonstrations.

The man mentioned his resignation, but he still had to hand over. He continued to work in the company in the next few days. He didn’t want to go to the company this day. Liu Wei suddenly sent him a link: [This is not the p2p that gave you the offer. the company? It seems like a thunder? 】

The man jumped in his eyes and hurryed in and looked at it. He almost didn’t breathe in one breath.

In the past two years, the p2p company has been exploding in a row. He didn’t know, but how could he be so smart, he just resigned.

Liu Wei: [Really? I am going, will not really be like the boss said? 】

He replied with a hard scalp: [The explosion will burst, and the salary is not much, I don’t need that money. 】

Liu Wei: [Yes, what are you relocating?]

It didn’t take long before the phone rang. He looked at the number and was calling at home. Somehow, his heart was a hop. He picked it up and listened to the phone. His father said: “…we Several nail houses in this street have caused trouble, and the demolition has been estimated to have been delayed for some time…”

That person: “…just on our street?”

Internet information is more developed, the p2p company is a well-known company. This is a thunder, everyone knows. On this meeting, the programmers of the future are already discussing this matter. Naturally, it is inevitable to discuss it. The thing that the offer resigned.

“Rely, will not really tell the boss that it is affected by the partial fortune?”

Everyone has a heart, but many people think that it is the same as Liu Wei. I feel that the colleague is not allowed to relocate.

As I said, I saw the colleague who was discussed put down the phone, and screamed and ran to the side of Yu’s work station. This time, I’m not sure why I’m going to run in the future, this will also be with my computer. The human language is pleading: “Boss, boss, I am wrong, can you teach me how to save my fortune?”

Other programmers: “…”

I go!

Goose god, goose daddy also god!

The author has something to say: Today began to do the European god: today is Peggy’s two fathers.

Netizen: Two dads? ? ? ? ?

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