Night Hacker - Chapter 317

   Chapter 317 Pants Treasure

   “Activation was successful, Lorna, it was successful!”

  Gu He was both delighted and looking forward to it. Lorna hummed. Needless to say, the current situation was clear. As soon as he let go, the pair of black leather pants bounced off the tatami floor.

   At the same time, the big cup not far away vibrated excitedly.

   “Pants treasure?” Gu He asked tentatively about the upright pants.

   “Bunny ears, swallow tail.” The black leather pants suddenly turned upside down, the trousers stood on the floor, and the two trousers were vertically upward, forming a V shape, “Scissorhands is you!”

  Hey, Gu He’s heart suddenly burst, seeing its virtue, he felt that this strange thing was not normal.

  The question is, is there any normal…

   Brother Guan? Second brother Guan is his own.

   But it’s not easy, it’s the treasure of pants, the treasure of pants that he always misses.

   “Hello, my friend!” The big cup made a stainless steel knocking sound, very excited.

   And Yan Zhan on the other side did not move at all.

  ”I rise from the horizon.” The voice of the black leather pants became domineering, “I give life to all things, I activate all power, I shine, I am the pants of heaven, I am the king of all pants.”

   “This…” Gu He looked at Lorna, hoping that the owner of the leather pants could explain.

  Lorna wanted to knock him, “Shouldn’t it be you who explained it to me, it was you who always said it was the chosen pants!”

   Before the two started arguing, they saw the black leather pants and said solemnly:

   “I am created by the joint force of time and space, I can open the door of sleep, I shine in the night, I shine in the day, all my enemies, welcome me, your end is coming.”

   The black leather trousers said, swaying two inverted trousers back and forth, “All my friends, cheers, salute me, praise me, I am the master of trousers.”

   It said more and more passionately, “Whoever disobeys will have no pants to wear.”

  Lorna kicked away suddenly, and immediately kicked the black leather pants away, “That’s no wonder I wear skirts on a whim today.”

  Gu He scratched his head, Mom, what the heck is going on?

   “Stop bragging.” Lorna went up and grabbed the pants, “Be honest, what are you doing?”

   The trousers seemed to be caught at the dead end, and they shrank all of a sudden, and the trousers were curled up a little, “My name is Helusser.”

“Horus?” Gu He was startled, and a little puzzled, “Isn’t this the patron saint of pharaohs in ancient Egyptian mythology? Why is it related to the second era, Lorna, you are a hunter, that’s from the eleventh era? Master job…”

   With some superficial knowledge he can also know, Horus, that’s amazing.

  Eye of Horus, representing divine power and supreme monarchy.

  The ancient Egyptians also believed that when the dead were reborn and resurrected, if they were protected by Horus, they would not be harmed.

   By the way, what Pants Bao just said seems to be an ancient Egyptian-style scripture.

“These pants, it seems, was it that day…” Lorna remembered something, “that’s when we **** Pandora, and then I found out that my **** father is still alive, you show me his personality image, I wore it that day. of.”

   Gu He was suddenly pleasantly surprised, which made sense.

  It turns out that the greatest significance is that here, Lawton-Ludd can return from the dead.

   “No no no, it’s not Horus, it has nothing to do with that.” The black leather pants twisted again, and said solemnly: “It’s Helusser, Gu He’s He, Luther’s Luther, Helusser.”

  Lorna’s pale green eyes narrowed slightly, and she moved slowly to look at Gu He.

   “Damn…” Gu He scratched his head, “What the heck, you are called Trousers, do you hear that, Helusser, you are called Trousers!”

   “No, my name is…” The black leather trousers suddenly stopped, as if he could sense Gu He’s unkind gaze, the two trousers swayed endlessly, forming a V shape, “Bunny ears, swallow tail, scissors hands are you!”

   Both fell silent and looked at this thing.

   Although it is said that it can talk and move just like this, it is a strange thing.

   And it’s an extremely rare growth item, but if it doesn’t have a good function…it better has it.

   “Heluther.” Lorna called its correct name, “Then what function do you have?”

   “Treasure of pants, treasure of pants.” Gu He said as if he was still haunted.

   “I can hide things!” Pants Treasure bounced on the floor again, “You can hide weapons in my pants space, and I will provide you with excellent concealment.

“In this way, you bring me to approach the enemy, with no weapons in your hands, only a pair of trousers, the enemy will relax their vigilance, when you get close, when the enemy is unprepared, take the knife, gun, and trousers out of your trousers, kaka, bang bang !”

  The big cup almost applauded at the festival, “Then you can also hide the cup!”

  Gu He listened and looked at Yan Zhan, who was silent on the floor. It seemed possible…

   But first, he asked: “It’s the only way people will be vigilant when you get close to someone with a pair of talking and disco pants.”

   “I don’t think you’re very smart, so of course you put your pants on.” Pants Bao said confidently, “I’ll go over with it.”

  Lorna gave a terrifying look, “I will never wear this thing again.”

   “You can wear it if you want.” She nudged his shoulder.

“I’m not an old dog, and I can wear it!” Gu He is really going crazy, his pants can’t be like this, “and this kind of function, any pair of pants can do it, wide-leg pants can hide and more.”

   “Helusser, if that’s all.” Lorna said, “I’m going to tear you apart, or it won’t look good.”

   “Of course it’s not just like that. I was created by the synergy of time and space, and I have an independent different-dimensional space.”

The trousers treasure again, with the tone of a pair of trousers of heaven: “You don’t understand this high-tech principle, but I can hide a lot of things, just like a big bladder, my bladder is as big as that. Big!”

   What? Gu He wondered, “Another dimension space? You mean, something like a Qiankun cloth bag?”

   “I don’t know what the Qiankun cloth bag is.” Pants Bao was in high spirits, “But you can call it the bag of Helusser!”

  Lorna almost burst out laughing, so don’t tear it up, keep it so that you can see his expression haha.

   “Try it.” She pushed him and asked him to try, “Let’s see how to hide it.”

  Gu He was also a little curious, so he was going to pick up Yan Zhan to try it, but Yan Zhan immediately said, “I refuse to complete this task.” Big Cup Cup was even more excited: “I’ll come, Big Cup Cup is fine!”

   “Okay.” He went to get the big cup and put it into one of the tight pants of the trousers.

   Immediately afterwards, the two of them didn’t really hear the sound of the thermos cup falling to the floor, and they looked at each other, right?

   One of them, they looked into the two trousers of the trousers again, and they didn’t see the big cups. They turned the trousers around to look at the bottom of the trousers. Really, they couldn’t see any trace of the thermos.

  Where did the mug go?

   “Mom…” Gu He was excited, but not too surprised, trousers, his trousers!

   “Heluther, you’d better explain it clearly, so that we can hear it clearly.” Lorna said to Pants Bao.

“I can connect to a physical space that belongs to me through a very small wormhole, and hide things for you. The big cup just went in that way. The size of the space is about two cubic meters now.” Ku Bao explained as best he could. .

   “The thing was put in, how to take it out?” Lorna asked again.

   “Put it in from the bottom of the trousers, and take it out from the bottom of the trousers.” Trousers replied one by one, which seemed to be a very clever oddity, “Just reach in and tell me what you want, that’s all.”

  Gu He is really even more curious. He is not surprised at the existence of different-dimensional spaces, but does Pants Treasure have this ability?

  Lorna pouted at him and asked him to try again. Gu He also stretched out his right hand and took out the bottom of the black leather pants standing on the floor.

   “Ding ding ding ding, quack quack.” Pants Bao made a sound effect, “Big cup!”

   At the same time, Gu He took out and raised a stainless steel thermos cup, which was the big cup that had just disappeared.

   “I went to another space!” Big Cup shouted in shock, “So much light, so many colors!”

   Facts have proved that trousers can indeed hide objects in extra dimensions.

  Gu He looked at Lorna, and Lorna looked at him, not knowing how to react. Such a strange thing is unheard of. Although it is not a combat function, it can be used in many ways. As it says, it is really hidden…

   “So when you put it on, doesn’t it affect the retrieval?” Lorna touched her chin with one hand.

   “It doesn’t matter!” Trousers Bao said, “But if you put something, it will have some impact.”

   Hiding grenades in the crotch? Gu He looked at the Dora A pants, two cubic meters, how many grenades can be hidden in them.

   Moreover, there is still room for trousers to grow. In the future, it can be five cubic meters, ten cubic meters, it should be like this.

   “Lona, these treasure pants…” Gu He said solemnly, “It can make you the top hunter.”

   “Go away, I won’t wear talking pants!” Lorna rolled her eyes, “I’ll leave it to you.”

  Gu He thought about it carefully, “You don’t have to wear it, you can tie it around your waist.”

  Although these trousers are extraordinary, neither of you want to wear them.

So I didn’t do the experiment of wearing pants at the moment, but they put some things in the room, like the vinyl record player, like the reluctant Yan Zhan, and tried to put them in the pants, and then took them out. .

   “Although Helusser is weird, let’s keep quiet.” Lorna couldn’t help saying.

  Gu He understood very well that if the bank knew about the existence of Pants Bao, they would definitely fight for it.

   And the strange things they have have appeared frequently recently, so many strange things have already attracted attention.

  It was Elizabeth who took the limelight. After all, she had a story of activating Jianbao in public in the boxing area, so Guan Erge, Shan Bao, and Daniel all said that it was related to her heroic will.

   “These trousers will be very useful when you go to the wilderness to fight aliens.” Lorna thought and said, “It can easily carry a lot of tools and ammunition, and you can bring an extra barrel of oil for off-road vehicles.”

  Gu He watched Lorna bend over to caress the trousers, the rounded arc behind him loomed in the wide skirt, making his heart skip a beat…

   Now the holy water is only 5% left, so it’s time to increase it.

   There may also be a threshold for this sense of happiness, but now, he feels that he is still far away from the threshold.

   “Then let’s practice.” Gu He approached Lorna and hugged her from behind, “Fight an exotic species.”

  Lorna turned her head slightly, “Exotic species are hard to beat, you can’t kill them even if you fight back and forth.”

Just as the two lips were getting closer and closer, Gu He’s hands were about to hold Lorna’s big cup, and the trousers shouted: “I also have a dance function, I am the king of dance, the master of Wanwu, I am the dancer. god.”

   As it said, the legs of his trousers swayed, but they danced the mumbo dance.

   “Me too!” The big cup on the floor spun in place, “Dancing shoes are also cups, I can dance too!”

  Lorna immediately slapped Gu He’s hand away, gritted her teeth at the two strange creatures, “It’s so noisy!”

   There is no atmosphere at all like this, I was a bit shy and made it weird…

“I’ll put them in the closet first.” Gu He was almost annoyed, so he hurriedly took the cup and pants, went inside, and threw them into the closet, “Just stay inside, don’t come out of the closet. already.”

  It’s still growing tonight. If you mess with it and get rid of it again, you won’t be scared to death.

   Over there, Lorna stood by the window with her arms crossed and looked at the night scene outside, Gu He walked back after busy, hugged her again and watched the drizzle and streamer outside together, “It’s starting to rain…”

   Their lips got closer and closer again, however, in the swoosh of rain, the old man Itata could still hear the usual old man coughing at the door downstairs.

  Lorna pushed Gu He away again, “It’s messed up, it’s boring with you, I’m leaving, see you tomorrow.”

   She turned around and took Yan Zhan, ready to leave.

“Hey, uh.” Gu He hesitated before he opened his hand, “Let’s first…” But then he realized that there was no TV in his room, and he couldn’t even play movies. Do you think he could play movies in his mind? Luo Na will definitely not now.

   However, there is a record player, so confused!

   “Lorna, wait, let’s listen to the song, it’s very nice.”

  Gu He is going to play that vinyl record, the songs in it are really good.

Lorna stopped, but there was another movement from the inner wardrobe, bang bang bang, and the voices of two strange things: “I am the king of songs, the master of all songs.” “The microphone is also a cup. Cup, I can be a microphone!”

   Hastily… Gu He is really going crazy.

  Lorna looked half-smiling, “Then shall I go first?”

   “Wait, we can’t disappoint Miss Caiyin’s kindness…” Gu He hurriedly called her again, and it seemed that he had to ask Miss Caiyin if she had any good introductions, and then find a bigger mansion to live in, it couldn’t last.

   “I’ll tell you this kind of rookie.” Lorna said, “There are actually many magical uses for condoms.”

She turned her eyes and thought for a while, “For example, it can be used as a water cup, a hemostatic bandage, and it can be inflated into a balloon to play! There are so many bags, you just take them apart one by one and play to see if any of them have the treasures, and then Get a bizarre suit.”

  Gu He already regretted it in his heart. He had known that he would not activate the trousers first. The order was wrong. Anyway, there are a lot of holy water now.

   “Let’s go.” Lorna fully opened the window, jumped suddenly, and jumped out.

   Her figure jumped in the night rain, the skirt of her wide skirt was flying, she fell to the roof of the lower building in front, ran a few times, and then jumped to the main street outside.

   He ignored Gu He’s faint shouts from behind, and ignored the glances of some passers-by.

  Lorna smiled, walked towards the off-road vehicle parked on the street, and drove to a mansion where the sisters of the mercenary group lived.

   (end of this chapter)