No Jokes Here - Chapter 250

October 7th.

Lin Qian’an was still playing liver games, but he took the time to let the clone go to class, and recorded and sent a martial arts teaching video along the way.

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In the game, it has been thousands of years since Turtle became the new demon emperor.

Turtle is two thousand three hundred and fifty-six years old, and his level is still forty, and the golden experience bar still seems to have not moved.

Lin Qianan didn’t know how long he had to wait, but he still decided to do his best and obey the destiny.

Work hard to do the task, and work hard to let the turtle practice.

It is worth mentioning that today’s little carp has also been able to stand on its own.

It is now the deputy palace lord of the Dragon Palace, in charge of all matters.

His cultivation base also reached the peak of Demon Venerable a hundred years ago, and he has made several shots, showing a great strength.

Today, the little carp is also called Yuelong Yaozun by the rest of the demon clan.

Time passed, and the turtle was five thousand eight hundred and fifty years old.

Because of the demon emperor, the internal struggle of the demon clan decreased and the development went smoothly. There were already 800 demon venerables inside, and they were at the peak of prosperity.

And with the help of these 800 Demon Venerables, Lin Qian’an finally saw that Guigui’s experience bar was lost.

In this way, although it still takes a long time to successfully break through the demon saint, at least it doesn’t mean that it will take 100 million years, right?

However, at this time, Zhenyuan Yaozun found Turtle.

[Zhen Yuan: Your Majesty, I have something to report! 】

[Ao Shou: Master Zhenyuan, please speak! 】

[Zhenyuan: I received news from my subordinates the year before last. Since ten years ago, the vitality of the world in the cultivation world seems to be decreasing year by year. At first, I didn’t take it seriously. Great, but when I went out to visit friends, I found out that this seems to be true. Now the cultivation of little monsters in the outside world has become more difficult. At this rate, maybe after waiting ten thousand years, the vitality of the world will be reduced by more than half. . 】

Lin Qian’an frowned, the vitality of the world in the cultivation world is self-circulating, and there will be almost no rare cases.

Now this situation makes him quite confused.

He used the [divination] skill to calculate, but he couldn’t get the information.

[Ao Shou: The matter is very important, the national teacher, you take my order, send the demon clan to investigate the cause as soon as possible, and it is best to find a solution. 】

Zhenyuan performed the ceremony.

[Zhenyuan: Yes! 】

Zhen Yuan’s investigation took more than 3,000 years.

The investigation found that he was already old and dying, but there was no result.

Finally, before Zhen Yuan died, he found the reason.

[Zhen Yuan: Your Majesty, this minister has already investigated clearly that the leakage of the vitality of the world of self-cultivation is the reason for the damage of the boundary wall! ! 】

boundary wall.

It was the first layer of walls that Ao Yan once set up to separate the mortal world from the cultivation world.

This wall is damaged, which means that the heaven and earth vitality of the cultivation world will not be able to circulate by itself, and will continue to leak into the mortal world.

But this doesn’t mean just sharing the world’s vitality with the mortal world.

Because the mortal world is the real big funnel.

The mortal world cannot lock the vitality of heaven and earth at all, no matter how much vitality of heaven and earth appears in the mortal world, it will disappear quickly.

If it wasn’t for this, why did Ao Yan bother to isolate a world of self-cultivation?

Continue like this, and soon the whole world will usher in the end of the law.

Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle to check the gap on the boundary wall, but after just one glance, he was stunned.

He thought it was a small hole, but in fact, it was a huge crack one after another.

And the most interesting thing is that this crack is still expanding.

If this continues, how should the Wan Yao Kingdom survive?

Where should his experience be found?

[Ao Shou: National teacher, immediately summon all the demons to come to the Dragon Palace hall to discuss this matter. 】

The aged Zhen Yuan heard the words and immediately performed the salute.

[Zhenyuan: Respect! 】

Turtle is eight thousand eight hundred fifty-two years old.

In the main hall of the Dragon Palace, more than 800 demon lords from the Myriad Demon Kingdom have gathered.

Many of them were demon lords who had participated in the imperial war, and they all looked very old at this time, and there were also many fresh faces, who were new demon lords.

There are even some demon lords who have passed away. Because Lin Qianan didn’t care much, he can’t remember their appearance.

Lin Qianan asked Zhen Yuan to talk about the breakage of the boundary wall, and asked the demon lords to brainstorm as much as possible to find a way to solve the problem.

And all the demon venerables were shocked and surprised when they heard about this. After several discussions, they did not get a good solution.

In the end, I can only say try and see if I can fix it.

Not to mention, after spending a lot of resources, I really made up for it.

However, to the horror of many Demon Venerables, the decrease in the vitality of heaven and earth did not stop.

After some investigation, they found another broken gap in the boundary wall.

To make up or not to make up?

This became a big problem.

If it is repaired, how much will it cost, and after the repair, will there be new gaps.

If you don’t fix it, the world of self-cultivation is doomed to perish in the future.

In the end, Lin Qianan decided to fix it.

After the repair was completed, after a while, another Demon Lord discovered a new gap.

Lin Qianan was silent.

The first two repairs cost a lot of money for the demon clan, and for the second time, it is estimated that the injury is not enough to describe the situation of the demon clan.

Lin Qianan felt that this matter should not be a matter of the demon clan alone, so he dispatched all the demon venerables to the human race realm, preparing to unite with all the monks in the cultivation world to find a solution together.

What Lin Qianan didn’t expect was that the human race monks had already been united long ago, trying to find a way to solve the damage of the boundary wall.

And the gap discovered by the monsters is not the only one. The human monks also found several gaps.

The two sides hit it off, and the Monster Race and the Human Race were soon united.

On the occasion of life and death in the world of self-cultivation, I can no longer care about the opinions of aliens, everything is no longer important, and all the monks and demons have put aside their barriers.

Countless monsters and human races searched for gaps in the boundary wall, and then worked together to find a way to mend them.

The way of repairing is also very simple, that is, refining the new boundary wall and filling it up again.

Every boundary wall needs to consume the vast amount of heaven and earth treasures in the cultivation world.

But fortunately, after thousands of years of hard work, the leakage of heaven and earth in the cultivation world has finally stopped temporarily.

The tortoise is nine thousand nine hundred years old, and Zhenyuan’s life is exhausted.

He is also considered to be long-lived, having lived for more than 13,000 years.

Lin Qian’an was considering whether to extend Zhen Yuan’s life.

If it had been before, Lin Qian’an would have felt that it would be okay to extend Zhen Yuan’s life for one or two years. After all, the tortoise’s lifespan is so long, and it probably won’t have much effect if it were given up for a few million years.

But to this day, he dared not do that.

The progress of Turtle’s experience acquisition is too slow and too slow. He is afraid that there will be too many blood crystals distributed by Turtle and will not be able to delay the moment of becoming a demon saint.

Lin Qianan hesitated again and again, and planned to use Turtle’s blood crystal to prolong his life, but was also stopped by Zhen Yuan.

[Zhen Yuan: Your Majesty, if you are alive, there is hope in this world, don’t waste your blood and life essence, live until you become a demon saint and resist the calamity of Dayan! 】

After saying this, Zhen Yuan also passed away.

Lin Qianan sighed, and the expression on his face became very subtle.

At the beginning, Zhen Yuan was obviously so utilitarian, but today, he has seen through life and death, and is unwilling to waste Turtle’s life.

Shortly after Zhen Yuan’s death, Lin Qian’an manipulated the turtle to bring the little carp back to the original Zizhu Mountain.

This time, he came to see Ye Qiuxi.

Ye Qiuxi was over ten thousand years old at this time.

Before he died, he planned to see Turtle again.

[Ye Qiuxi: Demon Emperor Ao Shou, Leaping Dragon Demon Venerable… You guys are here…]

[Ao Shou: Ye Zhenren, why do you have to be so outspoken? We are old friends, so we can call them as we used to. 】

Ye Qiuxi shook her head slightly.

【Ye Qiuxi: How could you be so rude? 】

Seeing that it could not be corrected, Lin Qianan gave up.

Afterwards, he manipulated the turtle to chat with Ye Qiuxi for a while, and mentioned Wen Weixing and the things about Zizhu Mountain at the time.

When talking about Turtle’s current achievements, Ye Qiuxi also showed an expression of emotion.

As the sun went down, Ye Qiuxi had a three-pointed smile on her face and passed away like that.

Ye Qiuxi knew that Turtle’s blood could extend his lifespan, but he didn’t open his mouth. Even when his Taoist partner Qinyuan passed away, he rejected Turtle’s kindness.

Like Wen Weixing, he followed the cycle of heaven and earth.

More importantly, they can cultivate their true self.

What is the real me?

It’s about seeing what you really want.

This is the original intention of the cultivation realm.

Rather than simply comprehending supernatural powers, mastering great power.

time flies.

Turtles are thirteen thousand years old.

There have been a number of demon lords in the Wan Yao Kingdom. The old demon lords have passed away one after another, while the new ones are very rare. Today, there are less than 100 demon lords left in the Wan Yao Kingdom.

Now the national teacher of the Wan Yao Kingdom is the little carp.

The main task he is responsible for is to help Lin Qianan sort out the “Tibetan Scripture (Demon Saint Edition.

This was done when Guigui was in Zizhu Mountain, and it is still being done today.

However, the magic weapon for recording the “Tibetan Scripture” has changed from the original purple bamboo scroll to a magic weapon refined from a clam bead left after the death of a monster-level sea clam.

In normal times, the little carp fills the clam bead with magic magic techniques, and will review and record the human and monster exercises that he has obtained.

Eliminate the repetitive and useless parts, and filter the useful parts.

Of course, most of them are demon cultivation methods of the demon race, and the human race does not occupy much, at most 20%.

If it weren’t for the fact that the human race and the demon race joined together to repair the boundary wall a few years ago, it would have been much easier for Lin Qian’an to obtain the human race cultivation technique, I am afraid that two of them would not have it.

The tortoise was fifteen thousand years old, and the boundary wall was broken again.

As the strongest person in the world of self-cultivation, Guigui could only do his part under the control of Lin Qianan, and organized monks and monsters to start repairing the boundary wall.

After some hectic work, the boundary wall was finally repaired.

However, Lin Qian’an believed that he could not sit still and wait for it to die. If the boundary wall was damaged again, it would have to be repaired again.

So he planned to rebuild the boundary wall, replace the undamaged boundary wall with the newly refined boundary wall, and finally build a new boundary wall to replace the original boundary wall.

As the strongest person in the world of self-cultivation today, the Demon Emperor of the Myriad Demons, Guigui’s words have been taken seriously.

As a result, a plan called [Plastic Wall] was launched.

Countless human monks and demons in the cultivation world have participated in this plan.

Lin Qian’an was right to plan ahead. It didn’t take long for new damage to appear on the original boundary wall.

However, the comprehension world, which had prepared in advance, quickly repaired it, and did not leak much of the world’s vitality at all.

Whether it is the demon clan or the human clan who are quite critical, they all sighed at the magic trick of the demon emperor at this time.

However, Lin Qianan was not optimistic.

Although he can’t directly [divine] the information on the boundary wall, it is possible to calculate the situation of the cultivation world by side-by-side.

Combining this information to speculate one or two, you can clearly know the general situation of the boundary wall.

In the end, Lin Qianan got a definite result.

That is, within 10,000 years, the boundary wall will disappear.

Ten thousand years!

Not too short, not too long.

At least it is definitely not enough for the monsters and humans in the cultivation world to complete the [plastic wall] plan.

How vast is the boundary wall in the world of self-cultivation, how much time does it take to create a new boundary wall to replace it?

However, Lin Qianan did not show it, but continued to let a group of monks and demons complete the [plastic wall] plan. At the same time, Lin Qianan also collected various cultivation methods of the human race as quickly as possible, and summarized them into the “Tiangtian” in the scriptures.

The tortoise is more than 18,000 years old, and new damages continue to appear on the boundary wall. It becomes difficult to repair in the comprehension world. The vitality of heaven and earth leaks year by year, which has reached a very terrifying level.

Turtle is 19,000 years old, the boundary wall is damaged beyond repair, and the [Plastic Wall] plan is terminated.

The world of comprehension began to fall into chaos.

This chaos did not last long, because with the continuous leakage of the vitality of heaven and earth, once the mana of the monks was consumed, it would take an extremely long time to recover.

That is, the recovery of the blue bar has become slower, and the skill CD has grown in disguise.

At the same time, there are fewer and fewer high-level cultivators in the cultivation world, making breakthroughs more and more difficult.

On the side of the demon clan, fewer and fewer demon clans were born. At the beginning, there were tens of billions of demon clans and hundreds of demon lords, but now there are less than eight billion demon clans and thirty or so demon lords.

Moreover, all of these demon venerables are getting old, as if they are on the verge of exhaustion.

To this day, the demon clan has not been born for five thousand years without a new demon god.

Turtle was 23,000 years old and sent away the last monster.

On the human side, the last monk in the realm of self-cultivation was already sitting as early as two thousand years ago.

In Ten Thousand Demons, there are only less than one billion demon races today, and in such a large world, the demon king can’t see two.

However, the vitality of heaven and earth is still rapidly decreasing at this stage.

Turtle was twenty-four thousand three hundred and twenty-seven years old, and the boundary wall completely disappeared.

But everything is no longer important.

In the huge Dragon Palace, except for the turtles and small carps, there is no other monster.

Even small carp are often in a dormant state and dare not consume their own demon power at will.

In the human race, there are only some monks who have faded from the mortal realm.

Even the spiritual realm that no one saw at the time has now become a legend.

Another time passed.

The turtle is 25,000 years old.

There is no difference between the cultivation world and the mortal world. In the cultivation world, there are people from the mortal world.

In the world, there are no more monks and no more demons.

One day, some mortals came to the Dragon Palace.

They rode on the flying birds, held alternative firearms, and wore special armor. Lin Qianan suddenly realized that the world seemed to be no longer the same.

Without communicating with them, Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle to take the dormant little carp with a magic weapon and left the Dragon Palace.

Along the way, Lin Qianan saw many human buildings.

These buildings are more or less full of some technological colors.

Without the influence of extraordinary power, the wisdom of human beings is really the biggest plug-in.

Lin Qianan came to the place where the Zizhu Mountain cross-border magic circle was once located.

Time has changed, Zizhu Mountain is still there, and the magic circle is still there, but it can’t run.

But now the magic circle is no longer needed.

The boundary wall disappeared, and he manipulated the turtle to take a step, and he came to the mortal world.

In other words, there is actually no difference between the mortal world and the realm of self-cultivation now.

Lin Qianan kept walking along the map, and soon found the Yinyue Lake in his memory.

More than 20,000 years later, what surprised Lin Qianan was that Yinyue Lake was still there, and not only Yinyue Lake, but also the Temple of the Turtle.

I don’t know how many times it has been repaired, but today’s Temple of the God Turtle is already simple and simple. The statue of the God Turtle has long been different from the original one, and there are countless buildings around it, extending all the way to the original Jingyuan County.

Yinyue Lake has also been enlarged by at least half, and it is not clear whether it was created artificially or naturally.

There are some boats swimming on the lake, but all of them are already powered by energy.

Lin Qianan felt that the surrounding buildings were a little unfamiliar, because their material was not wood, but seemed to be made of materials like cement.

Among them are the high-rise buildings that Lin Qianan is familiar with.

Seeing this scene, Lin Qianan felt that the world seemed to be evolving towards a technological industrial society.

With a click of the mouse, the turtle converged the dragon horn above his head, and Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle into the human city.

After spending some time, Lin Qianan easily got an identity.

It was at this time that Lin Qianan realized that the former Yu Kingdom had been destroyed more than 20,000 years ago, and the country today is called Tiannan Kingdom.

The technological products that people use today all rely on something called amphibole.

This ore is man-made and stores a huge amount of flash energy in it.

When amphibole stores flash energy, it will keep flashing.

The more flash energy, the higher the flash frequency, the brighter the light, and vice versa.

Lin Qian’an was amazed at the world’s flash technology, and at the same time manipulated the turtle to start to find a way to obtain a new source of experience.

Relying on the special ability of [divination], Lin Qian’an manipulated the turtle to do things smoothly, and quickly got a very high position in Tiannan Kingdom.

Became a scholar specializing in the study of amphibole in Tiannan.

Scholar is a kind of status in Tiannanguo, which means that you have reached the peak in a certain discipline.

But in fact, the turtle has indeed thoroughly studied the amphibole.

At least the skills and knowledge he should learn are not lacking at all.

Whether it is synthesizing amphibole, or manufacturing the current domestic flash energy machinery in Tiannan, it is very easy.

As a result, there are countless people who come to find Guigui to make flash machines.

Among them, especially the royal family of Tiannan Kingdom, their experience is slightly higher than that of ordinary people, and they can probably reach thirty or fifty.

Although it is still very few, but in this day and age, it is already very good to have these thirty or fifty experiences.

Time passed quickly, and Turtle’s immortal appearance quickly caused some trouble, and some people began to come to ask Turtle’s beauty-preserving technique.

After Lin Qianan sent him away, he also understood that the mortal world was different from the one in the realm of self-cultivation, so every once in a while, he would let Guigui change his identity and start over.

After several twists and turns, seeing the experience bar that he didn’t move very much, Lin Qianan manipulated the turtle to return to seclusion near the God Turtle Temple.

The days of seclusion were very boring. Lin Qianan just kept clicking and fast-forwarding, skipping episodes after episodes, and letting Turtle do tasks and gain experience along the way.

Accidentally, Lin Qianan fast-forwarded too far, and soon more than 2,000 years passed, and the turtle was 27,355 years old.

Near Tiannan Kingdom, a superpower named Yue Liguo launched a war against Tiannan Kingdom.

Countless warships flew past in the sky, and the cities disappeared under the bombardment of the amphibole cannons.

The strength of Tiannan Kingdom seems to be inferior to that of the other party, and was beaten to the ground.

The flames of war approached the city where the turtles were hiding and spread to the temple of the gods.

Seeing the suffering of countless ordinary people near Yinyue Lake, Lin Qianan frowned and finally decided to take action.

Pressing the finger, the turtle directly turned into the body.

In an instant, a huge tortoise body with a size of 20,000 zhang appeared in the void, protecting all the residents near the God Turtle Temple under it.

The soldiers of Yue Liguo driving the battleship were so frightened that their expressions changed dramatically, and countless residents of the city below were kneeling and worshiping the turtles in the sky.

In Lin Qian’an’s eyes, the huge battleship that was several hundred meters long was incomparably small at this time.

[Load bearing] Once the magical powers are used, click on them one by one, even if they are separated by tens of thousands of meters, as long as they are clicked by Lin Qian’an’s mouse, they will be sucked by the square monument behind the turtle and quickly become part of the mysterious patterns on the square monument.

After this battle, Yue Liguo suffered heavy losses here, and he never dared to come and go wild.

The incense of the Turtle Temple is even more vigorous.

However, this time, the tortoise also consumed nearly ten million demon power.

Now that the turtle has been consuming the essence of the sun and the moon all day, it has only recovered about 10,000 demon power points.

Equivalent to a shot, three years of CD.

Not long after, the high-level officials of Tiannan Kingdom came to Yinyue Lake, stood by the lake, and spoke loudly about the brutality of Yue Liguo, and wanted to ask Guigui to come out of the mountain to help them do things.

Lin Qianan was not in the mood to understand what happened between Tiannanguo and Yue Liguo, nor did he want to know who was right and who was wrong.

There is no idea of ​​reconciling or helping anyone.

He just wants faster upgrades.

And the experience of this task is only 1,000, and it is not worth taking action.

To be honest, even if there is 100 million, it will not help Turtle Turtle very much today, unless he can make 100 million a day.

There was no response, and the high-level officials of Tiannan Kingdom didn’t care, and still came to Yinyue Lake from time to time, wanting to search for traces of turtles.

However, Lin Qian’an made up his mind not to get involved in these matters, and just asked Guigui to open a shop near the God Turtle Temple and named it Ao’s Flash Tool Shop.

Sell ​​synthetic amphibole and maintain amphibole machinery.

As for why it’s not a wishing turtle?

Lin Qianan said that using [divination] requires demon power.

Now it is difficult to restore the monster power value, if you can not use it, naturally it is better not to use it.

Even if you can read the file and get the answer regardless of the consumption, it is very troublesome, and the efficiency of gaining experience is relatively low.

Anyway, selling amphibole and maintaining amphibole machinery can also be accessed by quests to gain experience.

In other words, this should be the correct way to open this game.

Every transaction with customers will allow Turtle to receive tasks and gain experience.

Turtle’s living skills are high, and soon attracted a lot of guests.

Let him get hot here.

Turtle is twenty-seven thousand three hundred and fifty-eight years old.

The city where the Turtle Temple is located was officially renamed as the Turtle City.

Turtle was twenty-seven thousand three hundred and sixty-three years old. The high-level officials of Tiannan Kingdom turned over Yinyue Lake and searched for the turtle and couldn’t find the turtle, so they could only give up the idea of ​​looking for the turtle.

However, they are still threatening Yue Liguo in the name of turtles.

Turtle is twenty-seven thousand three hundred and seventy-five years old.

Yue Liguo finally knew that Tiannan Kingdom was bluffing and launched a general attack on Tiannan Kingdom.

However, the deterrent power of the turtles is still there, and they did not attack the city of the turtles this time.

It didn’t take long for Tiannan Kingdom to disappear, and the ruler of Divine Turtle City became Yue Liguo.

It was at this time that Lin Qianan learned from a customer why Yue Liguo wanted to take action against Tiannanguo.

But it turned out that when a prince from Tiannan Kingdom visited Yue Liguo, he mistakenly regarded Yue Liguo’s twelve-year-old little princess as a maid and acted like a beast.

At that time, Tiannan Kingdom wanted to protect the prince, and the monarch of Yue Liguo launched a war against Tiannan Kingdom in a fit of anger.

Lin Qian’an was speechless. He thought that the reason for the war between the two countries was for the amphibole vein, but it turned out to be such a **** thing.

However, the current fate of the prince is also very interesting. I heard that he was sent to the **** to serve those with special hobbies.

The Huanlou is a place specially set up to receive men who are obsessed with Longyang. I heard that this prince is going to welcome fifty guests a day, which is quite hard.

Turtle is twenty-seven thousand four hundred and thirty-five years old, and Yue Li, a state scholar, has developed a meditation method to increase the power of the primordial spirit.

When Lin Qianan heard the news, his expression changed slightly.

Although the vitality of heaven and earth has become thin, UU reading www. uukanshu.com But in today’s world, it seems that transcendence has not been banned.

Amphibole technology can be developed, and meditation methods to increase spiritual power can also appear. Doesn’t this mean that he can do a lot of experiments.

For example…. to spread martial arts?

At this moment, a child with snot bubbles came to Ao’s flash shop with a toy sword with amphibole.

[Dugugou: Boss, my sword is broken, please help me repair it. 】

Guigui received the task, but Lin Qianan didn’t care.

He looked at the name in the dialog box, smiled, and then tapped his fingers on the keyboard.

[Ao Shou: Little boy, put aside the matter of repairing toy swords for the time being. I see that you have an extraordinary skeleton and a natural martial arts prodigy. It is fate to meet you. I have a swordsmanship called “Nine Swords of Dugu”. I don’t know you. Are you interested? 】

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